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2010

29

Jan

Abi Titmuss and Her Tits Get Tied Up of the Day

Abi Titmuss is some UK nurse who started fucking some rapist TV presenter and ended up making her tits famous as a “Glamour Model”. Glamour Model is some UK phenomenon I don’t really get, but I think all these blue collar chimney sweepers and miners with ugly wives, because most pussy in the UK is fucking ugly and toothless, fantasize and celebrate the only trashy “hot” pussy in the country, by hanging their half naked calendars on their shitty blue collar locker door….making these girls money while getting them gigs posing in lingerie, filming sex tapes, in Jordan’s case expanding her fake tits into a line of Equestrian clothes and in Abi Titmuss’ case, a career in stage acting where her whore-self and big tits get tied the fuck up and no one fucking cares….except me apparently…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Abi Titmus|Tits

2010

29

Jan

Kim Kardashian Nasty Feet of the Day

Kim Kardashian wears too much make-up because she knows she’s ugly and she’s trying to cover it the fuck up, but it just makes her looks like a dude, which may be exciting for some of you closet cases who date fat chicks cuz they are nice and maternal and when you fuck them from behind their thick back look like your best friend from your high school football team you always had a thing for but still can’t admit to yourself because that would make you gay, while cumming thinking of him just makes you friendly, and fucking a pussy, no matter how ugly it is, by definition means your straight… or however the fuck you rationalize your sexual confusion…

Here is Kardashian getting another fucking pedicure cuz when you’re a useless bitch with a lot of free time, getting pedicures is what you do, especially when you’re too thick to be able to bend over and reach your toes, like me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Feet|Kim Kardashian|Pedicure

2010

29

Jan

Maggie Rizer Knows How to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t know who Maggie Rizer is, but can only assume she’s Paul Riser’s wife or daughter but thank god she wore this dress because it distracted me from her Husky face. Seriously, she’s got no eyes, no lips and a snout like she was designed to be the beast in a horror movie everyone is running the fuck away from, but at least she’s got tits, cuz sometimes tits is enough to make us forget just how fucking vile a cunt is….hopefully inspiring more ugly bitches with decent bodies to dress like this to make our shitty lives more interesting…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Maggie Rizer|Tits

2010

29

Jan

American Idol Kills of the Day

I’ve been saying Ryan Seacrest is the fucking devil for a long fucking time and here is the proof. Someone was watching him on TV and he sent her telepathic messages to go out and murder, sure they’re going to pass it off as insanity, saying she has a history, or she is schizophrenic because in being the devil, Seacrest has charmed the world to take blame away from him. I don’t know the other unreported crimes that go on in homes while watching American Idol….but I’m pretty sure one of them is sodomy…and everyone knows sodomy leads to Gay Marriage….and according to the American people and the law that shit is worse than evil….so get this shit off the air before more than gutter black chicks go nuts watching it…and it funnels into white America…

Posted in:American Idol|Kills

2010

29

Jan

Lily Cole in Some Movie With a Long Name of the day

If you weren’t planning on seeing “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” because you aren’t into wizards or whatever the fuck this movie is about, here’s what you’re missing out on, not that Lily Cole in a bra is really missing out on much, bitch is fucking weird looking, but she does have orange pubic hair which is exciting for the people who don’t find orange pubic hair a sign of evil sent from hell to eat our cocks….. Hello day!

Posted in:Lily Cole|The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

2010

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

If I was a celebrity my neighbors would make a lot of money off the naked pictures they take of me because I walk around naked all day and trust me, it’s not a pleasant thing. I get laughed at by people who live in the building next door at least twice a day depending how often I leave the house. Even the man who works at the store I buy my beer at knows me as the fat naked man, but that’s not necessarily because I’m known in the neighborhood, but because I live on the groundfloor. I guess if I was a celebrity, I probably would live in this diseased box of a one bedroom apartment, but I’m j

This Naked Slut Says Tiger Woods Will Never Change ANd Because She is Naked and I Am Lonely and Pathetic I Believe Her
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Jessica Simpson Farting
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Fat Tits on This Whore in Boots
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I Always Said Kesha Had a Man Face – VIDEO
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Keeley Hazell Shows Off Her Talent in Zoo and By Talent I Mean Tits
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Eva Grimaldi Tit Flash
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Tori Spelling is So Disgusting It Makes Me Want to Puke
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It’s as Close as You Will Get to Free Sex, Because Le’t Face Even If You Don’t Pay For It With Money, You’re Paying For It With Something
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When Watching Porn In Your Car Goes Wrong
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Mad TV Predicted the iPad 3 Years Ago – VIDEO
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A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation
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And That’s Why Men Shouldn’t Pole Dance
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I Dunno What the Fuck is Going On Here, But It Figure
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Mariah Carey’s New Video is a Fucking Shit Show – VIDEO
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Jade Ewen is Thick But I Like It
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Ahhhh Eva Mendes
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Call Me Crazy, But I Think This Dude is Fucking a Chicken – VIDEO
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Brooke Mueller’s Friends Brought Her Drugs In The Hospital. No Wonder Charlie sheen Likes to Party With Her
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Taylor Momsen Gallery Because You Are a Pedophile
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Shyla and Nikki Are in Bed
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Ferrari Falls From Truck – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Horny Amateur
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Gia and the Fucking Machines
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How To: Wear the Soles Out of Your Shoes Quickly..of the Day…Video
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And More Random Photos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Elsa Pataky Will Give You a Boner
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Sasha Greys Personal Pics Aren’t Very Personal When You Have Seen Her Asshole Up Close But Here They Are Anyways
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Bathroom Masterbation – VIDEO
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God Bless the Wii Fit
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Alexis Dzenia is Sexy
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Roby and Autumn Got It Going On
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How About Some Alexis Texas
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The Chick From Poltergeist Died
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Ciara WTF Are You Wearing
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Mia Loses Her Blue Dress
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Some Celebrity Twitter Pictures
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Mariah Carey is Desperate
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Yeah I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Kim Karsashian Has Nothing Better to Do But Tweet More Bikini Pics
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the world needs more trampoline porn
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2010

28

Jan

Lily Allen’s Disgusting Thick Leg Update of the Day

This just in….Lily Allen’s legs are still fucking disgusting…but some of you still think she’s hot and want to lick her from ankle to unkempt hipster fat lazy chick bush…..because you are a fucking loser with low standards and so am I, but the difference between you and me is that I know when I am fucking shit, where as you’re just happy to be fucking.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leg Update|Lily Allen

2010

28

Jan

Katy Price has an Awkward Body of the Day

If you’re wondering why homosexual Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry, its cuz her awkward lower body looks like a dude…but I think the real issue is the fact that you are wondering why Russell Brand is engaged to Katy Perry. I hate her body, I hate her music, I pretty much hate her and I don’t really understand why she is wearing what she is wearing, the athletic look for her is just another one of her lies, because she can’t face that whatever she’s managed to squeeze into these is pants is fucking sloppy…but we can. Seriously, her body reminds me of when I worked for a butcher packing sausages (no homo), and she’s not even naked….so whatever happens when those pants do come off is pretty much a fucking nightmare that I guess Russell Brand is chanelling and inspire him to write a new bullshit story about when he was in Vietnam burried under 4 dead bodies in the head for 3 weeks which will be as believable as his story as a drug addict who turned his life around lie.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Awkward|Katy Price

2010

28

Jan

Phoebe Price is an Animal of the Day

Phoebe Price is a beast….Look at her showing us her wild side in animal print while showing off her tits because she’s got nothing better to do with herself…it’s amazing what having no job but enough money to support your life in hollywood can do to a aging, half retarded woman…wathcing her in action just makes me want to sip southern comfort off her pussy under the willow tree down at her daddy’s plantation where I am a prized slave….I guess she brings out the inner animal in everyone when she takes the fucking lead..

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2010

28

Jan

Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By A Bitch on a Cellphone Yet of the Day

I don’t think I am allowed to called Rebecca Gayheart a muderer because she got off from running over the kid who wouldn’t have died if she hadn’t run him over, becuase being from Hollywood means good lawyers, and good lawyers make shit the kids fault for jaywalking, when every other car didn’t run the kid over because the drivers weren’t in a rush to their bullshit appointments that clearly never helped her career because she’s all self righteous, self absorbed, life she things is so important…..

So I like to check in with her pregnancy every once in a while to see if Karma’s got his revenge yet, or if he’s going to wait until the kid is older and she’s more attached to it….I guess we’ll wait and see….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Baby|Murderer|Pregnant|Rebecca Gayheart