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2010

27

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Takes my Advice to Heart of the Day

I just posted about how fat and lazy Doutzen Kroes is and how she needs to hang with Precious to look skinny and hot like a model is supposed to look, and I guess she took my advice to heart, cuz here she is doing a workout between takes at the Victoria’s Secret photoshoot…at least I like to think I have that kind of impact, when really no one knows I exist, but here she is working out to remind you that it is never too late to change your life around….

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Fat

2010

27

Jan

The Saturdays are a Pop Band I Want to Fuck of the Day

The Saturdays are a reminder that the UK, despite being a bunch of chimney sweepers are more evolved than us, which really makes sense because they are the reason America exists. It’s like America is the UK’s afterbirth, where all their unwanted trash from the UK came to set up shop a few hundreds years ago only to develop hick accents, fast food, and turn their classy, refined way into a trailer park housing project……because they are a pop band that is actually hot, the way it is supposed to be, unlike America that manages to give every ugly tranny lookn girl a fucking record deal…So here are the Saturdays to remind you that you are second rate USA….and to help you grasp why the UK looks down on you like the embarrassment you are…

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Posted in:Hot|Pop Band|See Through|The Saturdays

2010

27

Jan

The Venus William Brown Underwear Pictures of the Day

I was always a fan of brown underwear for obvious reasons that include me not owning a washing machine and finding the time to go to the laundromat annoying, especially when I have to use my hard earned stolen money on the shit, as well as me not really being the kind of guy who always has toilet paper or a shower close by and my health isn’t the strongest where sometimes my ass spits out random things I assume is shit but looks more like brown phlegm…not that you care….

Venus Williams on the otherhand likes brown underwear because it matches her skin color and makes her look like she’s mooning the classy tennis spectators because as the only black girl in tennis, she’s got a responsibility to keep things gutter like the Housing Projects…

I may not like her fat ass, but I like what she’s doing here, it makes tennis funny again, somethign its been missing since Agassi’s hair….and I know I posted the video of this last week and that it is old news…but I prefer it in picture…

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Posted in:Brown|Underwear|Venus WIlliams

2010

27

Jan

Girl Fight I Can’t Jerk Off To of th Day

If you care about girl fights like I do, then you know that they can usually get fucking hot. A bitch on another bitch beating the fuck out of each other, clothes being ripped off, sometimes in a vat of Jell-O or Mud and the whole thing makes for a lot of fun, but here is a video of Pink performing her song Stupid Girl and she does the Beyonce dance because it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Beyonce is full of fucking shit, and I guess Pink getting this message out to the dumb cunts who listen to pop music is a good service, but I think she should just stick to humps the stage like she does at the end of the video, it’s a little more interesting than her bullshit message she’s trying to get across, and I fucking hope none of you actually care about this, because that would concern me.

Posted in:Beyonce|Dis|Pink

2010

27

Jan

Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad….

That said, here are this fat ,fucks her dude up the ass with household objects in exchange for designer clothes and luxury hotel nipples if you look close enough….not that you care….

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Posted in:Amber Rose|Condom|Nipples|See Through

2010

27

Jan

Katy Perry Does the Lady Gaga During the Day of the Day

Katy Perry should always put more effort on her tits than on her ass because her tits are decent to look at and her ass is average at best which is more than we can say for her face…but still not quite good enough to not wear pants….

So here she is doing the Lady Gaga, rockin’ the leotard in public, only she’s decided to add some lace leggings like an Asian Rub and Tug employee, that I may not understand, but trashy hookers everywhere do. In her defense, I know trying to keep up with Lady Gaga is a challenge that haunts her. It is always hard on your self esteem when people who start up something after you become far more famous than you, especially when there was a month period you were equally relevant before bitch blew you out of the water….but copying her moves isn’t the fuckin answer and celebrating the fact that you even got famous in the first place should be enough reason to give up…please give up…

I remember a time a few years ago when leotards drove me bananas and now I’m bored of the shit, ugly popstars ruined the shit, but I’m sure some of you aren’t so here are the pics….If you look close enough you can see the pussy shaped like an empty ballsack that homo Russell Brand does Puppetry of the Penis with….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lady Gaga|Leggings|Leotard|Popstar

2010

27

Jan

Miranda Kerr Livin’ the Good Life of the Day

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Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Model|Posing

2010

27

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Hanging With Pregnant Chicks in Bikinis of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is big and she doesn’t really prove that she’s not as thick as she seems when standing next to a pregnant chick in a bikini, an tool used for generations to make bigger girls look skinny by comparison, because this pregnant chick looks like something Doutzen could eat for lunch, or even a snack to muster up the energy to get back on the beach running, cuz these pics of her being sitting, scratching her fat ass and recovering between shots is lazy because lazy is what got her this big in the first place, and once you get this big it makes not being lazy impossible because your stamina is down, your energy level is down, and just getting out of bed is a struggle.

Seriously, I know from experience, I just rolled out of bed, dry heaved in the bathroom after having what must have been an asthma attack, before shitting myself when I got outside to walk my stupid dog cuz I thought it was just a fart. I figure that hard drinking may be reason, but obesity probably plays a factor, or maybe it’s just all in my fucking head, but what I do know is that if I was pretending to run on the beach and if I didn’t die of a heart attack in the process, I’d be doin’ the Doutzen and taking a breather too…..

Either way, she’s a bit of a monster I’d like to fuck, I can’t hold the fact that her fingers are bigger than my penis against her, since most women fingers are bigger than my dick and I’d leave my life womanless…..She should just step up her shit and stop hanging with pregnant chicks and start hanging with Precious cuz I guess since winning Golden Globes isn’t her specialty, making bitches who stand next to her look skinny is.

Yes, I’ve posted other pics of this shoot, but these are new ones….seriously…

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Posted in:Big|Doutzen Kroes|Model

2010

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I met the first person in the city I live in who know my website last night, he told me that all I do is post links at he hates the shit. He went onto telling me he doesn’t get the point of the site and doesn’t find it funny, and asked why I waste all my time doing this bullshit all day, and I really didn’t have an answer for the guy, other than vow to never tell people I meet the name of my website in the event they are the rare breed of human who has heard of the site and knows how bullshit it is…That said…

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This Lady Faints on the Price is Right and I No Matter How Many Times I Watch It I Can’t Stop Laughing…of the Day
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John Travolta and Xenu Will Cure Haiti Together
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Katherine McPhee Looks Like a Porcelain Doll
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The 20 Worst Hip Hop Album Covers
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KICKS AND ASS
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Because What the Fuck Else Did You Have Planned Tonight
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Weatherman FAIL – VIDEO
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Of Course Cheech and Chong Are Talking About Legalizing Pot – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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SugaBabes Amelle Berrabah Panty Upskirt
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Even Greaseball Kristen Stewart Won’t Go Near Jard Leto
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Siphie Monk and Her Camel Toe Are Having a Little Cry
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The Best TV Talk Show Fights Ever
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Aahaah Brendon Fraser You Fucking Loser – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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I Already Wanted to Kick Kevin Rudolf in the Nuts and This New Song Isn’t Helping
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Terry Richardson Shot the Pirelli and Here He Is Hanging Out with a Bunch of Hot Chicks
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Kristen Sterart Wants to be Spanked
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Amber Rose, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What’s The Opposite of a Miracle, Because That’s What I Would Call Tila Tequila Officially Confirming She is Pregnant
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Avril Lavigne is Not Dead Yet, But I Wish She Was
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Fashion is Fucking Retarded, But At Least The Models Are Hot
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Doutzen Kroes Victoria’s Secret Lingerie 2010
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Bitch Fight Club – VIDEO
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Mommy Like to Masterbate – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Kayden Kross
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Let’s Go Urban Skiing! – VIDEO
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Get a Load od Sarah
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Haiti to Get 12, Maybe 13 Dollars from Lindsay Lohan
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Amanda Holden Bikini
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Meet Nina
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Nikki Belucci Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Vanessa on the Stairs
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Officer Karla Spice Will Arrest You and I Doubt You’ll Resist
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Wild Animal Vega Vixen
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India Reynolds – Loaded Magazine – Feb 2010
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Kourtney Kardashian is Actually Admitting She is Still a Fat Slob After Her Baby
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Natalie Portman is a Homewrecker
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Yeah, I’d Bang Tina Turner
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

26

Jan

Doutzen Kroes and her Thick Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

Doutzen Kroes was doing some Victoria’s Secret modeling and she looked like she was getting ready for the superbowl, seriously, this bitch is jacked and I’m sure it’s a nice change of pace from the other skinny bitches Victoria’s Secret exploits, especially for the gays who don’t know they are gay yet and the blacks who have dicks designed for “thick” bitches….and I guess for me who likes anything that claims or is marketed as having a pussy….and ehre are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Sports Bra|Thick