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2010

Jan

Nazi Highway in Colorado of the Day

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The fact that this shit was allowed is beyond me, it’s just another thing wrong with America…..

A little about the National Socialist Movement…..

NSM’s core beliefs include: defending the rights of white people everywhere, preservation of our European culture and heritage, strengthening family values, economic self-sufficiency, and reform of illegal immigration policies, immediate withdrawal of our national military from an illegal Middle Eastern occupation and promotion of white separation.

Membership is open to non-Semitic heterosexuals’ of European Descent. If you really care for your heritage and for the future of your family, race and nation,

So these Nazi’s are about white power and maybe I’m not a candidate to endorse this shit, since I’m not white and I’m scared shitless of dudes with shaved heads in pick-up trucks who like shooting things and fucking immigrats up the ass in a gang rape to teach us a lesson. See Nazi’s aren’t just bad for Jews, they’re bad for everyone and maybe they should be locking thse motherfuckers up….

Seriosuly, be proud of your heritage, or whatever your into hick, but when it comes down to stopping my people for jumping over fences to make hotel beds, it’s fucking war….

I love how I get shit for being non-violent and perverted when these pigs get their own highway. God Bless America…

Oh and they also hate faggots, so that means they hate you.

Posted in:Colorado|Nazi Highway

2010

Jan

Best Lead into a Michael Jackson Story of the Day

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Here’s some redneck, probbaly Christian piece of welfare trash, who if she stepped back for a secord and looked in the mirror would realize there is no fucking God because if there was a fucking God, he wouldn’t turn anyone into her….not even the worst fucking person out there deserves to be a half retarded redneck piece of trash who looks like something greasy, fat and drying willing to fuck anyone just to feel loved if just for a minute….

After deciphering her poverty accent, I was suprised to realize she was upset a teacher exposed her kids by explaining sex and in turn stealing their innocence…because she looks like the kind of pussy who would bed anything she could as often as she could, explaining her pregnancy she held onto for dear life, and in turn the baby she coddles cuz no cock is desperate enough to have proof that he fucked this thing follow him around for life….but then again, there is always immaculate conception…Maybe there is a god!!

The funniest shit in all this is that she thinks raising her kid in the church, hiding the real life sex issues and sheltering her trash is gonna make her daughter defy statistics that state redneck pussy gets knocked up the first time at 14 and has a family of 3 by 18. Idiots.

Either way, the story made for good lead in to the MJ story…

Posted in:Michael Jackson|Pedophile

2010

Jan

Katy Perry and Tits Go to an Event of the Day

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Girls usually like to hang with other girls who are uglier than they are so that they get all the male attention and don’t have to deal with jealousy, as they can always look at their circle and say “At least I’m not her” or “At least I am skinner than her”, and I guess Katy Perry is just like all other girls cuz here she is with her ugly friend. I usually call these girls that Fat Managers, because they usually get in the way of me fucking the hot one when I meet them at bars, because it always happens to be the day the fat one decides she wants attention and since the hot one wants nothing to do with me, the fat one usually gets what she wants, not that it matters….I take what I can get and apparently so does Russell Brand, despite being a total useless bullshit homo cunt, he could do a hell of a lot better than Katy Perry with some groupie pussy, since I seem to be the only person who hates him and his bullshit, but I guess their union brings us hope…hope that the plane will crash, the house will burn down, the car will drive off the road and into oncoming traffic, because if they are always together, tragedy can kill two birds with one stone..

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

Jan

Sophie Monk’s Nipples Cry for Attention of the Day

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Sophie Monk is filming a pilot called “Bigger Than Paris”. I assume she’s talking about her pussy because last time I checked, her Good Charlotte boyfriend left her for Paris Hilton and I’ve never heard about of a man dumping a woman or leaving a woman for someone with a bigger pussy.

I guess this is Sophie Monk’s passive aggressive away for getting back at Paris for giving her herpes indirectly and more importantly stealing her meal ticket fiance who she used to try to make it in the American market….

It’s clearly a joke or a desperate attempt for attention that will obviously fail but failure is something she’s gotta be used to by now….and I guess that, coupled with the herpes is what makes Sophie Monk and I soul mates,

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sophie Monk|Work

2010

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hot Body in her Bikini Top of the Day

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It doesn’t really make any fucking sense to me that a woman who just had a kid looks like this. I know I’ve gone over this at least 10 times but life is repetitive and apparently so am I. I figure she really just couldn’t afford to let herself go after pregnany like all the other North American lazy mothers, because bitch sold her soul to the Victoria’s Secret devil and contractually she has to get back into fighting form, or they won’t release her family they’ve held captive all these years she’s been working to get them back, a risk she wasn’t willing to take because she was loose in the hips and let a dude cum in her and make her debate abortion versus her catholic upbringing.

We’re so use to our bitches getting sloppy and fat after pregnancy, that we’ve just pretty much accepted our fate, especially since we’re overtaken by depression of the fact that we’re now fathers, and our fun is over, so it is just amazing to see Ambrosio and gives us hope that our women take the same commitment after we show them these pictures and make sure she understands that we know she’s a fucking lazy slob making excuses and that bouncing back is possible and that the pact her and her other pregnant friends who gave up on being hot after 9 months of bitching and complaining made, is busted and has no validity…..making women hate this bitch and makes me love the bitch, even though I have no idea what condition her pussy is in, or how much plaster, papier mache and paste has been used to make it look like it is in one piece while wearing a bikini….

That said, here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini Top|Hot

2010

Jan

Miranda Kerr in her Bikini Like It’s Her Job of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is still getting paid to be on your dream vacation that you will never go on because any extra money you have you insist on putting into your piece of shit pick-up truck, or repairing your second hand real doll, or into a new more powerful computer to use for your role playing games that have replaced any hope for a social life you may have, or maybe it you’re an outgoing virgin loser, you’re spending your money on collector items like action figures, comic books and DVDs, or maybe just maybe you’re cool enough to spend you money on hard drugs, hard liquor and hard-faced women….and she’s doing it in a bikini…and she’s lookin’ pretty fucking okay according to me…but I’m probably not the best judge of these things since I raped a woman’s sock I found in the park….here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot

2010

Jan

Heidi Klum Sex Doll I Wanna Fuck of the Day

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Now Seal is officially not the only one allowed to use Heidi Klum as a sex doll he can knock up whenever the fuck he wants….but so can the janitor at the wax museum that just introduced this hot body wax figure of the model. See as long as the security cameras aren’t on, motherfucker can easily hike up that skirt, and drill a fuck hole in her backside and have his way with her, dropping his load inside her and no one will ever fuckin’ no, and that’s sure as hell a lot more fun than dealing with ego while dusting the Diddy Wax Figure …..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Wax Figure

2010

Jan

Michelle Trachtenberg Does Complex of the Day

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You pervert virgin losers who used to masturbate to Michelle Trachtenberg back when she was on Buffy, because for some reason, Buffy really appealed to perver virgin losers, who were some of the most committed fans any TV show has ever seen, so committed that they still email me asking me to post more bullshit on the bitches from that show, and I guess I shouldn’t hate on it, since I never saw the shit, maybe it really was a life changing, revolutionary show and the people who tattooed the shit on their dicks, or who stapled pictures of Trachtenberg to their pillows, should be happy…..She just did a hot photoshoot for Complex, remember hot is a relative term, and despite her ignoring me on the internet all these years I’ve reached out to her because I thought her career was dead, but apparently she’s on Gossip Girl. I don’t consider her a friend, or really all that relevant but I know that you consider her your wife of 10 years (or however long the show has been off the air) and mother of your imaginary child (because that’s what happens when you get imaginary married) and you haven’t met her yet. I guess that’s part of her appeal….

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Posted in:Complex|Michelle Trachtenberg

2010

Jan

Christian Show Gets Pranked Fresh Prince Style of the Day

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Some dude pranks these crazy Christian shows by emailing in the Fresh Prince of Bell Air theme song or story and the bitch reads it because part of being a crazy Christian is being totally fucking ignorant. I don’t understand how these shows are even allowed on TV in any country….I get that people are religious, but keep that shit in your basement, next to your fetish gear and strap on dildos, you hypocritical pieces of shit. Stop polluting our youth with your lies….and remember that Christians are the ones raping little boys the most all while preaching the “Lord’s” gospel to your face. Serious fucking bullshit.

I think these Christian fundamentalists are just money making con artists preying on the weak and insecure and making millions doing it. Evangelists have and always will be scam artists who while telling us we are the devil porn peddlers, are making the handicapped girl in their congregation fist their assholes because they know she can’t tell anyone cuz she’s a retard.

Either way, good fucking prank, I laughed and you probably already saw it. I am slow to the game….

Posted in:Christian Show|Fresh Prince|Prank

2010

Jan

Booty Dance to Start the Day of the Day

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I just woke up and figured I need a little fuckin’ inspiration to get my blood flowing without actually getting my blood flowing I don’t like moving, I’m a drinker and don’t remember the last time I woke up feeling like I wasn’t going to have a heart attack or throw up all over my wife, who for the record is not the bitch in the video, but I wish it was, if my wife had moves like this , I’d actually enjoy sticking my dick in her, it’d be more like an amusement park ride than a inanimate bouncy castle…it’s like my wife is the discount version of this and discount versions of pretty shitty things is the story of my life…. Enjoy….

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