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2010

Feb

Some People at the Grammy Awards of the Day

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The best thing about the Grammy Awards was not watching them. I admit that I used to find it entertaining to watch years ago. It was partially in hopes something crazy would happen, but that was because I had nothing better to do with myself, not that I do now, but I did have a TV with one TV Channel and that shit was all that was on….I also didn’t waste my days writing about these idiots, so now, I stay away from letting them pollute my downtime…It is also pretty obvious that it is just a bullshit marketing campaigns masked as an award show…but I did see Pink’s naked and dripping wet falling from the skylike she was in the circus and if she didn’t look like a dude, shit woulda been good enough to jerk of to…seriously whatever is going on here reminds me of when there was a fire drill when I was showering (it does happen sometimes) and I was forced to run outside naked with only enough time to grab my wife’s novelty sequined panties, which made for quite a scene when I realized my life wasn’t at risk and everyone in the building pointed and laughed, only I’m substantially less muscular and have better cleavage but here are some of the other sluts who attented the shit…and if you’re expecting these to turn you on, you’re wasting your fucking time, and you’re better off going to a pornsite or a stripclub cuz this shit is boring…but here they are anyway….cuz

Marisa Miller was Boring Doing Her One Pose that She Always Does cuz She is a One Trick Pony….

Kayley Cuoco Killed John Ritter…..and Now She Killed the Red Carpet….

Olivia Munn’s Quest to be Famous is Finally Getting Her Botttom Feeding Ass to Award Shows…Bottom Feeding to the Fucking Top…

Heidi Klum Brought Some Interracial Erotica with Her….

I’d Still Fuck Fergie…I Don’t Care How Big Her Cock Is…I Can Take It…

The Pants on the Ground Dude was Invited Proving that American Idol is a big fucking deal or that the Grammy Awards Aren’t….

The Situation Had the Hottest Tits of the Night….

Overall, it loked like a seriosuly shitty night….thank god I am too insignificant to get invited to these events….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:celebrities|Grammy Awards

2010

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many of you find the girl in this picture hot….more importantly…I wonder why I am drunk on my computer and not drunk getting lap dances from college girls who don’t realize giving poor, fat, Mexican dudes lap dances is disgusting, wrong or humiliating because they are too drunk to manage themselves…I guess I could switch things up and take this drunk elsewhere…and that’s what I am going to do…cuz we only have one life…let’s make history…or just get drunk and forget I was ambitious for that short amount of time….I just tried to convince my wife to do more drugs with me because we dont do enough drugs together and because I need financing and she said no….now my weekend plans are shot….what are you doing? Don’t answer cuz I really don’t care…I feel like I may have fucked the chemicals in my brain when huffing crazy glue earlier today…I’m gonna go die now….Cuddles…

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Best Strip Club Commercial
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Sorry Nicole Richie But DIE
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Ali Larter’s Vagina Says Wassssup
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Some Nicole Scherzinger Because She is Falling Off the Radar Faster Than You Can Read This
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Because a Virgin Like You Can’t Get Any From Elsewhere
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Kristen Bell’s Hottest Pics
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The iPad is a Fucking Comedy – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
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UK Britain’s Got Talent Judge Amanda Holden Upskirt Panty Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kanya West Says Fuck Yo’ Coloring Book!
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Some Facebook Fail Makes Me Feel Better About My Shitty Life
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You Know What? I like the Trashier Leighton Meester Better
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25 People Kicked In The Nuts
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Some Behind the Scenes Beyonce
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Kim Kardahian Says No to Fur….Unless It’s Draped Around Her Neck
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We Are All Finally Going to Get to See Lohan’s Rack
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I’d Be Into Watching Lady Caca and Angelina Jolie Get It On
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I Wish Olivia Wildes Dress Was a Little Lower Cut
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Jimmy Kimmel Keeps Beating the Dead Horse That Is This Late Night Drama and I Love It
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What’s That on Kate Hudson’s Face
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Even Hitler Has Something to Say About the iPad
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And That’s Why Fucking Losers Shouldn’t Ride Motor Bikes Together – VIDEO
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Liquor Store tit Flash
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Lesbian Pussies and a Double Headed Dildo
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How To: Clean a Moving Sidewalk – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmmmm Chocolate
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Jow Jackson is a Fucking Idiot
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Ferigies Ass is Gettin’ Retarded in Here!
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Now That’s Some Tits and Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Penny For Your Thoughts – GALLERY
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I Wanna Do All Sorts of Naughty Things to Abby
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Madelyn and Marie
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Ashley’s Got a Big Rack
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Why Hello Paula!
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Shawna in Purple
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Taylor Swift is Leggy
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Michael Lohan May As Well Get His Own Cell in County Jail
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WTF is Monkey Punching? – VIDEO
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Pac Man Room Illusion – VIDEO
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Hey There Blondie
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BONUS – How I Had Sex With At Least 150 Women….
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2010

Jan

Kelis Cameltoe Pictures of the Day

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I never understood the whole horse fetish . I remember I came across the shit years ago, where motherfuckers had these leather harnesses that looked like horse heads, they’d have horsetail buttplugs, and shit was a huge thing, like we lived in a time before the automobile, when your horse and a native were the only thing you had to fuck when crossing the frontier in search for gold…

I also never understood these hipster idiot club kids who wore fetish gear in public like it was stylish or shocking or some shit because it just looks stupid and I sure as hell don’t get what Kellis is doing here, it’s like she’s some kind of princess from another planet but shit looks like a fucking joke….what I do get though is cameltoe, cuz all that there is to that is a pussy big enough to each whatever clothing a bitch is wearing…and here are the weird pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Cameltoe|club kid|Kelis

2010

Jan

Porn Kills of the Day

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It looks like porn kills. Sure, we all know that for the last few decades porn has killed a variety of people, mainly the pornstars who have drug addiction and can’t live with themselves for being the dirty, used up whores they became as an answer to their dad’s who used to rape them as kids, but I’m sure it’s also killed a lot of losers who were tired of chronic masturbating and not being able to get porn pussy so they decided to end it all with a drug overdose or hanging themselves from the rafters in their mom’s attic, but the other day, it killed some woman who was run down by a jerking off truck driver who was watching porn while he worked like me, only his work involved driving big fucking machines that can run bitches over…..I figure prison will do him some good…cuz after getting out…porn will be the last thing on his mind as every orgasm he has will bring memories of prostate induced orgasms he couldn’t control while getting prison raped….

Posted in:Kills|Porn|Truck Driver

2010

Jan

Aubrey O’Day Still Thinks She’s Black of the Day

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I understand that Aubrey O’Day eats fast food and gets fat because she caters to black dudes and she knows they like thick blonde bitches, but I don’t really get why she’s trying to turn her skin Beyonce, since the whole reason black dudes like her is because she’s not black, but I guess trying to explain that to an idiot is impossible….so let’s just let her do what she’s doing since she’s been doing a good enough job disappearing on her own, like she is some kind of David Copperfield and a non-existant Aubrey O’Day is a good Aubrey O’Day, so I probably shouldn’t have done this post…but too late now…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Black

2010

Jan

Mary Carey is Less Fat but Stilll Disgusting of the Day

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I like to torment Mary Carey on the internet because she is fucking disgusting. She has yet to answer me because I don’t think her retarded porn brain can figure twitter out, but I usually write shit about how fat and piggy she is and how disgusting anyone willing to watch her fuck on camera would have to because she’s so fat and piggy, but it looks like she’s decided to answer me with an eating disorder, possibly hard drugs and whatever else responsible for her thinner midsection, while maintaining her retarded big tits cuz those motherfuckers are fake and I think I am going to have to start bugging her about gaining that weight back because her head is all out of balance now and is seriously too big for her like some kind of farm animal….and even a skinnier Mary Carey is a fucking disgusting experience….and here she is showing off…if you can really call it that..because that’s like a motherfucker pulling up to a group of bitches in his 200 dollar ’84 Corolla with 300,000 miles and no front seat or bumper like he’s ballin’ out…which may work in Haiti but not here….and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Disgusting|Fat|Mary Carey

2010

Jan

Jayde Nicole is Trash That’s Made It of the Day

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Jayde Nicole is the postergirl for the high school slut from a poor single home who doesn’t really want to become a stripper because she thinks it is beneath her but doesn’t mind getting naked because vagina has been her number one tool to get things she wants whether from teachers, rich older men in the small town they are from, bosses at the Walmart they work at, or drug dealing boyfriends who buy them all the fancy Ed Hardy they want, before realizing that Hollywood is where the real money is, so sticking in her shitty small town in Canada is a stupid strategy to get in a place where she can buy all the tacky shit she always wanted, at all the stores all the tacky Hollywood bitches she envied used to shop, so she takes some nude pics, sends them to Playboy and next thing you know, bitch is on MTV and shopping at Kitson instead of the shitty sex store in her hometown and the whole thing is like a fucking fairytale…a really boring fairytale that I wish ended in gangrape.

Here she is wearing a onsie like she was still that 8 year old in Canada too poor to get new pajamas that fit her…too poor to have a bed, forced to squeeze into a crib and play with old dirty rocks she found in the cemetary she lived next doo to..only a lot cheesier….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via LFI

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Playboy|Trash

2010

Jan

Mila Jovovich Is Not Wearing Pants of the day

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Mila Jovovich is playing with fire by wearing these shorts because she just had a kid recently and she’s at serious risk for her flappy beat up new mom vagina lip to fall out of those shorts…but unfortunately for us that didn’t happen, but what did happen is that she gave us a glimpse of the Russian mail order bride we all fell in love with 10 years ago….not that I was ever that much of a fan because I always thought she looked like a little boy…but a lot of other people were and that’s what matters.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Mila Jovovich|Shorts

2010

Jan

Tila Tequila and Her Latest Publicity Stunt of the Day

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Tila Tequila is on drugs. She’s a total fucking joke of a person and she knows it. She’s addicted to attention and now that she’s playing off her fake fiance’s death, after loving every fucking second of it, making me think that she may have killed the Johnson & Johnson bitch and now she’s pretending to be pregnant because that’s what Casey wants and like every pregnant chick she’s announced it before the 3 month rule and now she’s gone shopping for baby stuff because every recently pregnant girl goes out and buys books and toys before her belly shows and the whole thing is serious fucking bullshit but it’s fun to watch because I know it will eventually lead to her suicide and I guess that excitement for a train wreck is all she is good for….and it may pain me to post this because I don’t like drawing attention to her, but I have nothing better to do with my time.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drugs|Tila Tequila

2010

Jan

Funny News Report of the Day

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Some Guy Testicle for Superbowl Tickets Stunt. The story may be old news but I am posting it because the news report is pretty fucking funny…some dude offered his left testicle for superbowl tickets on Craigslist and they go into a description of his bullshit ad, something I wish I came up with because it is so fucking simple and really wasn’t genius at all, but an idea that got him serious publicity, but the highlight of video is when the bitch at the end of the report asks what is wrong with his “right” testicle…

Posted in:Left Testicle|Superbowl