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2009

10

Dec

Lake Bell Adjusts her Tits of the Day

I don’t remember who Lake Bell is, but I guess I don’t need to know who she is to want to take a swim in the Lake in her panties with my tongue…..

I don’t know what I’m getting at, it’s been a real struggle today, I just have very little to say thanks to having little money to buy a little booze, because being the idiot I am, I decided to spend my last 20 dollars on lottery tickets, thinkin’ shit, maybe things will finally happen for me like the Natives with Diabetes I saw on TV who won a few years ago , who went on to pimp their Teepee’s, and buy all the amazing things they always wanted Tax Free cuz they don’t pay taxes, but it didn’t…

What did happen was Lake Bell cock teasin’ me.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lake Bell|Tits

2009

10

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass From Behind of the Day

Kim Kardashian got famous for her ass or because she got fucked on camera by a black man and everyone was shocked….but now her ass in jeans looks like she’s either wearing a diaper or that she just shit herself and I guess that means it’s not so exciting unless you are into shit covered bitches in diapers and this post is pretty fuckin boring…I could talk about fuckin fat chicks who smell like shit, but I live it every fuckin day, so I’d rather just move along now…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fat Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

10

Dec

Jessica Hart and Her Supermodel Legs of the Day

I don’t know who Jessica Heart is, but her long legs do a nice job of distracting me from her teeth.

I am not sure why I have such an issue with shitty teeth, like I get disgusted when I see a bitch with rotting, spaced out Amy Winehouse in her mouth, even when those teeth are rubbing up and down my dick shaft gently with glee.

Don’t get me wrong I’ve banged many girls with a wide variety of various forms of disgusting mouth, because I’m not an idiot and take what I can get and I guess it really doesn’t matter, cuz when you get with a bitch like Jessica Heart, you’re too busy shoving your face in her vagina.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jessica Hart|Legs|Supermodel

2009

10

Dec

Janet Jackson’s Big Black Ass of the Day

Janet Jackson has a fat ass. I don’t think that is news, but then again, I am not really a news source. I just know that all those little boys who had their first sexual experience with her brother, and who are now grown men, who have flashbacks of those first orgasms who need themselves some MJ related porn, because his Thriller video has been played to exhaustion and isn’t cutting it and all those girls who got trambled at the an MJ concert after fainting in excitement because they were in the same room as the motherfucker lookin for some MJ related pussy may appreciate this Janet Jackson ass…and so will a lot black fat ass fetishes, so this is for you and I have nothing else to say…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Ass|Black|Fat|Janet Jackson

2009

10

Dec

Kylie Bisutti is Another Victoria’s Secret Model in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s a new Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve never heard of her but can only assume she was abducted by her third world, war torn country by the Victoria’s Secret scouts, and in exchange for her soul, they gave her this career, and got her out of the hell she was living, all she had to do was become a product of their corporation for the rest of her life, or until she gets too fat like Karolina Kourkova, or her penis falls out of her bikini like she was Gisele, and the whole sex trade based model business Victoria’s Secret is in, really doesn’t bother me, because I like bitches in bikinis…

Unfortunately, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Model Search Finalist has some lie about her being from California….I’m sticking to my abducted from third world country theory….

Kylie Bisutti
Biography
Age: 19?Hometown:Simi Valley, CA??Kylie is an adventure-seeking 19-year-old who likes to dive right in, whether she’s playing sports—or actually scuba diving. She took a big chance at age 16 when she traveled to Japan to try modeling. Now, the 5’10” beauty says her goal is to show young women how to be comfortable in their own skin. Her biggest secret? She likes to dance like a crazy person when she’s alone. Will those dance moves help her on the runway?


Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kylie Bisutti|Model|Victoria's Secret

2009

10

Dec

Doutzen Kroes in Some Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t want to ruin your excitement about bikini models, because I know they look amazing in pictures, like their bodies are fucking slammin’ and that’s why they are bikini models. The reality is that I’ve been next to some low level bikini models in my life and bitches are fucking tall and wide, like freaks of fucking nature, that make my 300 pound frame look like a premature kid on his 12th birthday, too weak to open my presents or some shit….

So everytime I see these photoshoots, I know that we’re dealing with some King Kong, caged animal on stage shit for all of us to gawk at in awe of their size…only the kind of King Kong, caged animal on stage I’d want to perform a live sex show like we’re in Thailand with….

On a sidenote I love the action shot I posted as a header to this post, it’s like they are in crisis mode and the hair girl is running as the water girls makes Doutzen wet and knowing these people are the top of their game, like that bitch in the shirt is the best water pourer in the biz, and that they make more than all of us is fucking hysterical, because the core of what they do is really fucking useless in the grand scheme of things…not that you care…go back to masturbating…asshole.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Doutzen Kroes

2009

10

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini of the Day

Don’t let these pictures fool you because under those bikini bottoms lives a grey, stretched out, used up, thick and calloused, stiched up , wounded and dying vagina that only a new mother can really appreciate, because it is a sign of her new joy.

Sure her body is rockin’ and looks tight, but it definitely doesn’t mean the rest of her is. It’s all some strap and duct tape to hold things together. The same white washin’ trannies use to make you think they don’t have a ball sack, something ambrosio’s vagina now looks like…

Sure this is all assumptions, because I’ve never seen her twat, but it’s truth to me and that’s all that matters.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini

2009

10

Dec

Victoria Beckham is Carmen Sandiego of the Day

I am sure I’m not the only one who used to jerk off to Carmen Sandiego back in the 90s. I didn’t get off to it because it was a kid’s show and I’m some kind of pedophile, I just thought the bitch was hot. Not to mention, there was something exciting about trying to find the bitch. It was like some kind of sexual cat and mouse chase, hide-and-go-seek, hide the hotdog in the warm moise fleshy cave when I find the bitch and pull her out of hiding and into the back alley where I rape her asshole kinda thing and here is Victoria Beckham bringing back all those erotic memories…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Costume|Legs|Victoria Beckham

2009

10

Dec

Holly Sampson Promotes Some Website By Admitting Tiger Woods Sex of the Day

So Holly Sampson is a high end whore when she isn’t doing porn. She’s gone a long way from the girl I used to jerk off to when she was Kevin Arnold’s love interest on the vacation episode, reminding me that you never know where a pussy you once jerked off to will end up, and maybe that speicific day or year she won’t bang you, but as life goes on, shit shifts and I guess dreams do come true.

Not that I’m really into her anymore because she’s a 36 year old expensive whore who’s pussy has had more sausage than Oktoberfest, not that that’s stopped me before, but those other girls weren’t rocking these bullshit egos about how long they’ve been in the game, or how many celeb cock they’ve had, they are more in the too desperate and humilated while wasted category of whore who doesn’t like admitting they are whores.

That said, Holly Sampson goes off about how big Kevin Costner’s dick is. How she looks like Tiger’s wife and how he came in the condom, didn’t fuck her doggy, but let her suck him off, all at a bachelor party the whore was working…..I think the real scandal in all this is that she admitted to fucking Stephen Dorf too and I can’t figure out why that didn’t make the gossip pages….maybe because Stephen Dorf is pretty much a fucking nobody, but he’s always got a place in my heart as….fuck I don’t remember anything he’s ever been in…oh well…Watch the video of the whores talking….

Thanks to Lex at LovesGossip for sending this to me….

Posted in:Holly Sampson|Prostitute|Tiger Woods

2009

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I have an eating disorder. At least that’s what my XXL sweatpants that just split despite being my only pair of pants that fit me. If Dr Oz put me in his Truth Tube, I think I’d already be dead. That said, I hope this meal I just overate destroys my insides so that I get to experience the satisfaction of wiping my fat dirty ass with my wife’s electic toothbrush. It’s a new hobby and I figure it serves the bitch right for marrying a pig like me. She should have known better.

Here are my stepLINKS….


Ali Milan Straight Stuntin Ass!!
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Here’s Some Fake Megan Fox Nudes That Look Pretty Fucking Real and May As Well BE
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Tell Me You Don’t Get a Boner From Watching Chicks Tickle Each Other
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Tila Tequila is Engaged to Some Other Lesbian
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Imagine a Snake Shoved Up Your Snatch
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Because Sluts Aren’t So Easy to Find These Days
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GIMMA DAT BACON – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Watching People Drink Puke is Disgusting and Hilarious All At the Same Time
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Some Bai Ling and Her Alien Nipples
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5 Things That Will Make You Proud to Be an American This Week
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I’d Pay Good Money to Watch Rihanna and John Mayer Fuck
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Joselyn James is the Type of Teacher I Wish I Had When I Was a Kid
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Striptease of the Day – SURPRISE EDITION
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REAL LIFE EDWARD SCISSOR HANDS
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The Tiger Woods Mistree Count is Now At 11
**NOW WITH ONE ADDITIONAL PORN STAR**
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Man Jada Pinkett Used to be HOT, What the Fuck Happened?
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Jersey Shore is SERIOUSLY Pissing Some People Off
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I Thought Cher Was Dead But She Appears To Have Risen From The Grave
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Sports Fan Fun From Around the World – VIDEO
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A Naked Waitress Sounds All Right to Me – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts Making Bad Decisions – VIDEO
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There’s Some Borderline War of the Worlds Shit Going On In Norway
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Danielle Takes It All Off
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! – VIDEO
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Check Out This Plane From the Uniter Arab Emirates
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Soem Olivia Munn is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Katherine Heigl and Her Mormon Cleavage
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now Here’s a Maid I Would Like to Have Clean My House
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All Hello Jenna Haze
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Alesha Dixon is All Legs
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Some Cuban Beauties You Oughta Really Take a Look At
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Masha and Ania Have Fun With a Dildo
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Jennifer is Naked and Wake Boarding
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Check Out the Rack on Janine
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Man Julia Roberts Sounds Like a Riot When She is Drunk
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Quentin Tarantino + Japan = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Kate Bosworth is Everywhere These Days
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TITS – A Tribute
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Addicted to Rock Band Much? – VIDEO
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Some Gorgeous Girls Gift Wrapped
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George Clooney’s GF Has a Wedgie!
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I Totally Wanna Bang Eva Green
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PLAYBOY BOMBSHELL JESSA HINTON IS JUST MOTHER FUCKIN’ HOT!
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Posted in:stepLINKS