2009
28
Dec
Here’s a fucking useless piece of information….this is Uma Thurman’s ex-fiance on the beach with his new girlfriend….she’s in her bikini and looks pretty fucking masculine…I guess this guy is into chicks who looks like they should have dicks….
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Posted in:Arpad Busson|Bikini|Ex-Fiance|Slut|Uma Thurman
2009
28
Dec
I doubt watching a living corpse like Janice Dickinson rape a motherfucker with her tongue turns any of you on, but in the event that it does, here are the pictures.
I personally think it’s nice to see a bitch take some initiative, no matter how fucking disgusting Janice Dickinson happens to be, mainly because from my sexual history, I’ve been the one doing the raping at least 98% of the time, and the last 2% where I claim the bitch raped me, is usually because I have trouble admitting that I intentionally stuck my dick in them, and the rape accusation is the only way I can sleep at night….
Pics via PacificCoastNews
Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Tongue Kissing
2009
28
Dec
I’m going to try to make this post as long as this girl’s career is going to be.
Here’s a little black on black action…
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Posted in:Alexandra Burke|Bikini
2009
28
Dec
I never heard of Gabrielle Union before, mainly because I’m not up to speed on black movies and the girls who are in them, despite having a thing for black girls. So I checked out her Wikipedia and the only thing that stood out was interesting was:
In 1992, at age 19, Union was attacked, beaten and raped at her part-time job in a shoestore.
You’d think that would have taught her not to wear a short skirt in public anymore….but based on these pictures of her flashing her cooch in her underwear for all sexually predators to get boners over, I guess she hasn’t….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Bikini Bottom|Flashing|Gabrielle Union
2009
28
Dec
This girl, or should I say, old haggard mom named Tamara Mellon, is a multi-millionaire thanks to some connections, a rich husband, a Asian shoe maker to exploit and friends who worked for fashion magazines and in the fashion world. She’s got fake tits, she reminds me of the cunts on Sex and the City and I just spent an hour cropping her daughters out of these pictures, cuz I don’t need th FBI coming after me, especially for something so fucking insignificant…Either way, her body is alright, you know not overly sloppy for a mom cuz she takes care of herself, even if her real assets aren’t real….and here she is flashin’ some ass….
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Designer Shoe|Executive
2009
28
Dec
Pam Anderson’s got some pretty stupid implants that she likes to show off to distract the world from her face, since they are still in their 20s and perky as shit, but by the looks of these pictures, even they find Pam Anderson disgusting as they try to make their escape in some kind of mass suicide in efforts to end the pain of being attachted to her, or maybe she’s just wearing too small of a bra…what the fuck do I know…I just know I felt these were worth posting for some stupid reason…
Pics via INF
Posted in:cleavage|Pam Anderson|Tits
2009
28
Dec
I got this niche fetish that involves getting off to Dead President daughters in bikinis and since it’s a rare thing to find, since George Washington’s half breed slave babies are long dead, I am stuck with JFK’s daughter in her one-piece and that’s good enough for me…even though I highly doubt she’s good enough for her husband…he probably looks her over every night before bed, happy she’s not 300 pounds, but disappointed she’s not the hot pussy she was when they got married…
BONUS – SOME BLOWJOB FACE POSSIBLY NAKED UNDER HER TOWEL PICS
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Posted in:Bikini|Caroline Kennedy
2009
28
Dec
I don’t know about you, but seeing these pictures of Rihanna on the beach brings me hope. No, not the kind of hope that I will one day crawl inside her fat ass pussy and die from the smells, but because there was once a pop star named Lisa Left Eye Lopez and Aalyiah who went on similar vacations back to the islands and never came back to pollute our radio stations again and they weren’t nearly as offensive as Rihanna. So we can only hope…
I guess the other hope is that her family decide that she’s gone too far and lost her roots, and needs to take it the fuck down a notch, locking her in their shanty and never letting her out of their eye…or maybe her people will revolt because she is an embarassment and stone her to death, there are just so many options….all which hopefully involve her covering her shitty body up because it’s not that nice to stare at.
Merry Christmas too all and too all a good night, what? too soon….assholes….
Pics via INF
2009
25
Dec
Marie-Eve Martinez here. For those of you who don’t know me, I’m the youngest of Jesus’ two step-daughters and for those of you who do know me, it’s been far too long, I know.
Did you miss me? I’ve missed you!.
I got an email from Jesus late last night telling me that if I didn’t hear from him by this evening I should be prepared to take the helm for the day, possibly even forever, because his absence could likely mean he is dead in an alley somewhere, or at least completely comatose and passed out in a puddle of his own holiday sick – a lethal combination of KFC Holiday Supper for One, discount bottom shelf booze and/or cough syrup. I’m sitting here full after a long and over drawn Christmas dinner, and by Christmas dinner I mean a half a bottle of Jameson, sick of Christmas movies, Christmas decorations and if I hear one more Christmas song, I will probably puke. I’d like to meet the guy who wrote It’s a Wonderful Life and ask him just whose life he was talking about, or maybe just put a bullet in his head. Either or.
My brand new Yorkshire Terrier is humping my arm while I type this to an obscene amount. The dog, which I don’t particularly care for, was a gift from a guy I care for even less than the dog. He is a cute little bastard though – I’m speaking of the guy here, not the dog although the dog is okay too – and if anything that serves as a reminder that even though I hate Christmas, I do love cock, and if that means giving a small rodent a good home, I suppose I can. It makes me feel charitable this time of year without having to go work in a soup kitchen around homeless people that reek of piss more than Jesus does on a hot day.
Anywhooo, from all of us at drunkenstepfather.com, to all 6 of you reading this out there, we hope you have Happy Holidays. Or don’t. Whatever. Actually, we hate you and we hope you drive home drunk and kill yourself, or at least someone else.
But before you do that, you should probably click these links.
Hugs and Kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
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Ginger Peels Off Her Lingerie
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Posted in:Uncategorized
2009
25
Dec
Wanna know what Marc Jacobs got for Christmas….Fucked up the ass….at least he has his birth control patch on…so that he won’t be making gay babies/cum farts.
Feliz Navidad…..you queers…
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Christmas|Marc Jacobs
