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Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2009

Dec

Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson Make a Good Mother Daughter Fetish of the Day

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On their own, they are nothing to get excited about, one is a 65 year old grandmother who I never really wanted to fuck, but who did have a pretty hot ass for the majority of her life and the other is her daughter, who ruined her pussy at a young age because she met a man who looked like he crawled out of the woods one night to pick up supplies at the local Wal Mart and accidentally knocked her up in the process…..but if you put them together…I get excited…not so much because of how they look or who they are, but because banging a mother and a daughter has always been a fantasy of mine, especially after hearing all the storeis from my friend who used to do it all the fucking time. He would tell us that mothers and daughters are competitive so when he’d get into the house with the daughter, the mother would be easy target to seduce and vice-versa…he said if you pay it right the excitement of being “bad” or breaking the rules makes for some pretty amazing sex, but the fact that you’ve seen two generations of pussy and put a ripple in a mother / daughter’s bond is substantially more arrousing…

Here they are in Aspen for the Holidays…..cock teasin’.

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Posted in:Goldie Hawn|Kate Hudson|Mother/Daughter Fetish

2009

Dec

Bridget Marquardt is Playboy’s Prized Pig in Leggings of the Day

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I like to think Playboy pretty much the equivalent of a farm. They import the animals from all over the world to groom into something that supports their brand image all in exchange for a roof over their head and food in their pig mouths. Some of the pigs make the cut, others end up on the slaughterhouse floor dead from the experience of being part of the Playboy farm, and some make it onto the bacon or other pork product packaging. I am not sure if you get what I am saying, but Bridget Marquart and her busted up face, fake hair and sloppy body is clearly one of their prized fucking pigs who has done her time and who can now graze the fields until her final days….

This post seemed better as a concept than an actual post, I failed, something I am used to and expecting, but here are the boring pics of her you make like anyway….

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Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Leggings

2009

Dec

Sienna Miller in a Bikini with Her Mom of the Day

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The good news for Sienna Miller is that despite everyone else in the world turning their backs on her, from friends, to possible bosses, business partners, producers and directors, editors of magazines, photographers, and scriptwriters, even the mailman has given up on this bitch….but through it all she has one rock to lean up on and that rock is her overweight mother who she is in a bikini on the beach with in these pictures….

The other good news is that I am convinced there are bottom feeders out there, willing to attach themselves to her celebrity and feed her drugs, pretty much stealing her career but taking as many pictures of her demise until ending up dead in her shower, only to be found be her one true friend, fan and supporter….her mom…like she was Brittany Murphy, and the reason I am convinced there are bottom feeders just waiting to move in on her when she is feeling low enough, is because I am one of them….

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Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

Dec

Dr Drew Creepin’ on Young Vag cuz his Wife is Slop of the Day

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Addicited to Addiction, Dr Drew Pinsky and his Twittering wife who blocked ME because she has no sense of humor and doesn’t like annoying people like me raining on her parade because she designed this perfect fucking life and she sure as hell won’t let me taint that….

I am convinced that Dr Drew Pinksy is the sex addict. He had that radio show on sex for years before he got into drug addiction, because he’s the kind of hollywood therapist who exploits his patiens to make money, instead of actually ding something good. So I assume his sex addiction comes in the form of jerking off to stories he hears from his patient’s sex addiction, from making money off those patients, and from scoping out young pussy on vacation in a bikini to take it in and memorize every young curve….

….to visualize when he has to pretend to be into his one-piece wearing wife and her sloppy body….

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Posted in:Bikini|Drew Pinsky

2009

Dec

Pam Anderson and Her Weathered Face Exclusive of the Day

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I talk to a 16 year old girl from the UK because I generally like 16 year old girls to “talk” to, but normally they don’t have Internet connections and don’t live across the ocean from me, because they don’t live anywhere and are teenage runaways lookin to make 30 dollars to pay for their motel room for the night and like the good samaritan, some may even call me a philanthropist, that I am try to help them reach that goal anyway I can….if you know what I mean…

I asked her to be my UK corespondant because I figure I need one and she went out to work the UK scene and since she dropped out of school to live in this shit, she agreed to participate.

Her name is DJ Billie Porter and this is what she had to say…

Pamela Anderson is playing the genie in a Pantomime adaptation of Aladin in London.

She looks pretty great despite the fact her star is fading; she’s being replaced by a gay stand-up ex-cross-dresser comedian called Paul O’Grady at the end of the week and there were no paparrazos when she left the stage door last night with designer Vivienne Westwood, who was famous for dressing the Sex Piston and who is now famous for looking scary as fucking hell, who is clearly her new BFF – they both went for a bite at Wetherspoons, the UK equivalent to any chain pub in the USA like Hooters or Hard Rock, clearly as a desperate cry for attention, hoping that maybe the cameras would follow if they put themselves out in the open pretending that they are just like us, y’know?

The thing I love about these pictures of Pam Anderson sticking out her tongue is that she brings back great memories for me. No, not the whole Baywatch/Barbed Wire/Playboy fake tit/Fake Hair (I’m using a long of slashes)/ Sex tape thing, I never got too into that, but it does remind me of the time of one night I hold dear to my heart when I looked over at my mother in our one bedroom house back in Mexico, where she was servicing a man with her mouth and I looked over and saw her teeth on the night stand and watched her in action, she looked up at me, smiled at what she was doing, licked her licks, gave me a wink and went back to makin money to buy us meat, because her tougue wsa all stickin’ out with no teeth to hold it back and the years of struggle wrinkled into her whore face….a work ethic that I truly appreciated…..

Pics via Billie JD

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Weathered

2009

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Christmas. A lot of people are on Vacation. My life is a Vacation. Just a really bad Vacation. The kind of Vacation you go on and can’t wait to get home from, only I’ve got no home to go to after the week is up. I have no long winded, curt email to write to the travel agent, or 2 star resort I got crabs at, I’m trapped on a desert island, that tastes like a dessert island, because my wife sweats butter cookie batter…..

Christmas time of year is fucking mental…..but not as mental as these stepLINKS….

I Wanna Punch This Fucking Snookie Bitch in the Face
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Some Pics from the Mariah Carey Nicki Minaj Video for Sex Doll Lovers
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Kevin Jonas Saw a Vagina For the First Time and He is Traumatized for Life
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Because There’s No Fucking Way Anyone is Spending Christmas With You in Real Life
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Jessica Simpson’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Hip Hopping Toddler – VIDEO
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The Top 10 Celebrity Falls From Grace Of The Decade
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UK Big Brother 6 Susie Verrico No Panty Upskirt
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Kate Beckinsale is Kind of Amazing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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25 Naughty Mrs. Claus Pictures
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kim Kardashian and Some Salad Porn – VIDEO
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Catherine Zeta Jone’s Tits Are Still Working Hard After All These Years
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The New Karate Kid Movie Pretty Much Looks Like the Worst Movie Ever
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Tiger Woods is Living the Fucking Life
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Personally, I Thought Sinbad Was Dead
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Justyna Paszkiewicz
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Christmas is the Season of…Lesbianism?
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Internet Attention Whore is Back – VIDEO
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College Girl Masterbates in Her Parents
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Now You Too Can Have Hair Like A Fist Pumpin’ Guido Douche – VIDEO
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Gia and the Fucking Machine
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Now THIS is a Fucking Movie Trailer
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Random Photos Archive of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Laisa Andrioli Nude
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Public Transport is Way More Fun When There’s Amateu Sluts Involved
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Bryci Wants to Wish You a Merry Christmas
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Eliza Dushku is Lookin’ Hot
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Deck the Halls…With Lovely Ladies
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Shannon Sticks Stuff Up Her Butt
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She’s in the Russian Air Force
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Eve Wyrwal and Her 2010 Topless Calendar
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Holy Fuck, The Chinese Are Fucking Racists
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Any Winehouse is a Real Class Act
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Guess Who’s Going to Sex Rehab
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Japanese Diaper Girls
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It’s a Charlie Brown Christmas….I Mean Kwanzaaa
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The 20 Most Oogled Women of Playboy 2009
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Reese Witherspoon is Boring, But I Would Still Fuck Her
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THANK GOD TIGER WOODS HASN’T MET MISS STRING BIKINI 2009…YET!!!
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If You Don’t Know Who Nicki Minaj is – Check This Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

Dec

Hugh Grant Seems Uniterested in this Emo Schoolgirl Slut of the Day

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If Hugh Grant seems totally unphased and uninterested in the young teenage pussy that ran up to him and groupied his ass for an autograph and “Whatever else he wanted”, it’s because he’s only into tranny prostitutes. Young tight pussy dressed like an Emo chick who cuts herself at Hot Topic isn’t gutter enough than a huge black cock dressed in lingerie fucking him up the ass, I guess….

This post is based on this story

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Posted in:Hugh Grant|School Girl

2009

Dec

Pam Anderson Lookin’ Rough of the Day

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This is the face of a fresh faced “Spring Chicken” excited to take on the world after being given the opportunity of a lifetime to move to LA and star on her very own TV show after about 20 years of kilos and kilos of cocaine, bottles upon bottles of booze, a couple of babies, a whole lot of cock, and hepatitis. I wish they sold that in bottle, cuz it sounds a lot more fun than it looks….

Haggard, weathered and old and still holding on….too scared to hang up her implants and fake hair….and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz I’ve fucked a hell of a lot worse….

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Posted in:Haggard|old|Pam Anderson

2009

Dec

Meg Ryan Does the Sam Ronson of the Day

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I never found Meg Ryan hot and I still don’t especially now that she’s dressed like she’s Sam Ronson on her way to badly DJ some party that she only got booked to play because her sister is a fashion designer, her brother a music producer and the pussy she fucks Lindsay Lohan. Or maybe she’s dressed like a Chimney sweeper from Mary Poppins…or an orphan paperboy trying to make a few pennies to buy his family some bread or porridge_I don’t fucking know…but whatever it is, it isn’t hot, unless you get off to really masculine skinny and dying lookin’ women who dress like dudes, in which case you are most likely gay but don’t have the resources in your small town to really go down that road….or weird….

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Posted in:Dyke|Meg Ryan

2009

Dec

Renee Zellweger is Ugly in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t know why I am doing this to myself. I fucking hate Renee Zellweger. I make a serious effort to avoid every movie she is in because she looks like some kind of cartoon character or monster. She is disgusting looking and I am convinced that she is not human and that she either was designed (badly) or created in a lab (badly) to steal the soul of the people watching her in movies using her little freaky eyes…

Here she is getting an unhuman amount of coffee because she is unhuman and she did it wearing sunglasses because she doesn’t want the public catching onto her…let’s just hope she’s just a prototype, so when the government goes back to the drawing board to reissue this model, they fix her fuckin’ face and give her a fucking ass, unless I am wrong and just overtaken by the whole Avatar marketing blitz, and she’s not a robot or alien or monster but just fucking ugly, in which case, this post is only 98% truth and here are the picture proof…..

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Posted in:Renee Zellweger|Ugly