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2009

03

Dec

Katy Perry Big Tits for the Grammy Nominations of the Day

I was at my neighbor’s house borrowing a couple cigarettes cuz I was out and because it was a good excuse to stare at his immigrant wife’s fat tits cuz she doesn’t wear a bra, and they were watching this Grammy Award Nomination event that I couldn’t believe existed. I am actually surprised that people even watch the Grammies, considering it is some bullshit marketing campaign financed by the record labels, pretty much staged and not representative of anything good, but it turns out people care enough to watch the nominees, after I went on a little rant about how stupid the concept is, Katy Perry walked on stage in this dress, with these tits, and I was really happy she decided to distract me from her gut and busted up face, with something she actually has going for her, and that something are these incredible tits.

Fuck you Grammy Award Nomination show, you ruined my fucking hope in humanity…..even with your prostituting of Katy Perry…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Big Tits|cleavage|Katy Perry

2009

03

Dec

Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato for the Perverts of the Day

Here’s your barely legal jailbait lesbian fantasy of the day….I guess Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato had so much to catch up on, like talking about how big corporate entertainment people are exploiting them and their youth by turning them into huge brand names, or maybe they were comparing the Jonas brother’s dicks and anal sex tips they learned because they have to make a man cum somehow and in keeping inline with their contracts and their promise rings cuz Disney learned their lesson with Lohan, she pretty much ruined it for everyone by turning her pussy into some covert spy that needed to taste every fucking dick that came within 10 feet of her, making virginity part of the fame deal and based on the pics, the whole thing was pretty fucking boring..

****UPDATE**** these are pictures of Selena Gomez not Demi Lovato and those of you who noticed that are fucking creepy as fuck….the post applies to her too so just thought I’d correct myself and out you fuckers who emailed me by forwarding your emails to the FBI. You’ve been caught weirdo.

BONUS – Here are some pictures of Taylor Swift from last year in a music video wearing a bikini …….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Demi Lovato|Perverts|Taylor Swift

2009

03

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Street Whore Style of the Day

Quick question…Is this how all 16 year old girls dress these days, because I am old and haven’t had sex with a 16 year old in at least 6 months, so I’m not quite up to speed with the styles these days, but I do know that when I was 16, I don’t even think prostitutes or strippers dressed like this, but then again that was decades ago so we should expect that as time to go on for the rules on sexuality to loosen, and at this pace, in another couple of years, 12 year olds will be rockin’ this shit…something some of you are unfortunately excited about….The only disappointing thing in all this is she got famous too young so that lowers the chances of being able to get a blowjob from her for a couple of bucks or a promise to make her famous…making her pretty much useless to me….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Prostitute|Street Whore|Taylor Momsen

2009

03

Dec

Rihanna Hiding Her Tits at the Airport Cuz She’s Not in a Bra of the Day

I’ve spent the last hour trying to not masturbate to the beat up picture of Rihanna cuz she’s a fucking cunt and seeing her beat is like porn to me. If bitch is anything like I expect her to be, she fucking deserved it. From being a cunt to her local Bajan friends she grew up with, prancing around like the princess of the fucking island, when she was a fucking garbage man’s daughter from a shanty, I guess overcompensating for where she’s from, but remaining the trash she is and the whole thing is even more annoying because she doesn’t even know how to sing, not to mention when she covers her tits when she goes thru security at the airport without a bra on, because it’s part of her lesbian hair, lesbian biceps, lesbian shoulders, lesbianism cuz cock hurts when shit chokes you the fuck out in a rented lambo on your way home after busting a motherfucker’s balls with her jealousy was uncontrollable and abusive but no one ever talks about that. Bitch needs to realize that if you go to the airport without a bra on all you gotta do is fucking drop your crossed arms and share it with the rest of us…I guess the cock teasing bitch needs another life lesson….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2009

03

Dec

Shakira Seduces Santa Cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Here’s a video someone shot of Shakira from up close at the lighting of the tree in New York last night. She’s singing Santa Baby, probably the most erotic Christmas Carol because she’s an immigrant whore and as an immigrant whore the only way to get ahead is to use her sex appeal, or whatever she has left of it, because people don’t realize that she’s pushing 40. I think she may have confused the American concept of Santa, cuz the last fat guy with a white beard and a red suit named Santiego was a coke dealer she used to date as a teen growin up in Columbia, cuz he’d buy her everything she wanted…

Either way, I figure if you look close enough you can see her pussy definition, maybe a little ass cheek, definite rockin’ the mic like the cock she used to sing into as she was comin’ up early on in her career and conveniently her midget legs are cut out of the frame making her as close to perfection as she gets…

Posted in:Santa Baby|Shakira|Whore

2009

03

Dec

Eva Mendes Ass in the Bad Lieutenant Movie of the Day

We’ve all seen Eva Mendes and her tits naked in other movies, making this clip of her ass in fishnets and panties really not that exciting, especially since getting naked and showing her whore ass is the easiest fucking way to get ahead, making her nothing but a cheap prostitutes, who should be doing something better with her life, instead of being exploited by white people. As a Mexican and Hispanic, I can say we’ve gone to fucking far as a race of people for our hot women to be used as dirty little whores whether in Hollywood or anywhere, so let us do what we do best and put her back in the cheap hotel room she should be cleaning…at least that is honest work….

I guess it’s nice to Nic Cage working again….

Posted in:Ass|Eva Mendes|Fishnets

2009

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I just invented the most amazing thing. If I told you what it was then you could just steal it and leave me in the fucking dust, but I will say that it’s got nothing to do with the people who crashed the White House, it definitely has nothing to do with Tiger Wood’s wood getting moist in every pussy around the country because growing up as the only golfer his age, because he had no friends and his dad was trying to teach his mixed race ass to be white, forcing him to to hang with his dad and grandfather in his free time, doesn’t get you pussy, but 100,000,000 dollars a year does, it doesn’t have to do with Perez Hilton finally finding Lady Gaga, his first friend thanks to having an influential website that sells records for her, it’s got to do with things that actually fucking matter in life…it is the greatest invention in the world. I am going to be the next shamwow/slapchop guy…I just need to invent it…I am just way too lazy for that…

Until then, here are my stepLINKS….

AHHHHHHHHH Miranda Kerr!!
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Okay, Well Tiger Woods Is Officially Busted
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Because We All Deserve a Little Release Now and Again
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The 9 Hottest Dominican Women
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Diane Kruger is in a Bikini
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Mortal Kombat Is Not A Tournament – VIDEO
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Been Caught Stealing: History’s Six Great Musical Heists
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Atomic Kitten Jenny Frost See Through Dress Shows Panties
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A Little More Elisabetta Canalis
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^ Important Tips If You Plan on Driving Drunk
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MRS. KEATON FROM FAMILY TIES LOVES THE SNATCH
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Th Ex Miss Argentina Died After Getting HEr Ass Enlarged
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I Bet Anna Kendrick and George Clooney Boned
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Kate Hudson is Starting to Look So Much Like Goldie Hawn It’s Insane
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Happy Birthday Britney Spears
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Peta Has Royally Pissed Off the Catholic Church
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Samantha Buxton is Beautiful
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CAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTTTT – VIDEO
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Gettin Pounded By the Machine
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This Computer Simulation From China Of All This Tiger Woods Bullshit is Amazing
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Well Get There Danny Woodward
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cody Love Really is Something Special
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Martha Stewart is Picking Fights All Over and I Love It
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Rosie Jones and Emma Frain Are Topless
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Luciana Loves the Great Outdoors
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Erika’s Tits Are Just Out Of This World
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Natalie Portman is Lookin’ Pretty Hot
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Half Naked Drunk Girls Having a Good Fucking TIme…Tonguing Each Other and Dry Humping Each Other
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Some New Sitcom is Out About Virgin Loser Gaming Dorks That I Am Sure You Will Fucking Love
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Mili Jay Knows Being Alone Isn’t a Bad Thing
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Lia Showers in a Gown
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Crystal McCahill Playboy Gallery
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John Mayer Wants a Threesom With Lohan and Sam Ronson
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Beef and Cheddar Anyone
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Justine Timberlake Is Going Back to The old School
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Okay I Am Going to Home Depot and Getting The Shit to Build a Trebechet Like NOW
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Sweet Christmas Nightmares
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Kylie Bisutti Wins 2009 Victoria’s Secret Supermodel Search
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Bai Ling, Being Disgusting as Usual
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I Can Dig These Babes that Get All Into Sports, Even Though I Have No Interest in Sports Whatsoever
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SERIOUSLY, AMY HAS THE HOTTEST “SLOPED ASS” I’VE EVER SEEN MY ENTIRE LIFE
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BONUS!!!

Watch My Friend’s New Music VIdeo….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Dec

Zoe Saldana Does Complex of the Day

You may already know who this chick is and considering she’s in the movie Avatar and you’re a gang of fucking virgins who have nothing better to do that wait for weird Sci-Fi shit to hit the movie theater, giving you a reason to leave your house and stand in line for a fucking day in excitement to be the first motherfucker in, you probably already have her image silk stapled on your fucking pillow case so that you don’t feel as lonely as you are, you pathetic piece of shit….

She did Complex and she looked fucking good making her one of those bitches we’ll be seeing a lot of, cuz it turns out there’s a lot of fucking pervert creepy virgins out there with disposable income to spend on seeing her in movie and in action figure to stick in their asses cuz they aren’t spending their money on anything else like having a social life for example…..

Reminding us that if you want to make it in the world, get the virgins behind you cuz they are a loyal bunch.


To See The Complex Photoshoot of this Bitch You Gotta Follow this Link
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Posted in:Avatar|Complex|Zoe Saldana

2009

02

Dec

Victoria’s Secret 2009 Fashion Show of the Day

These videos will be deleted soon because of bullshit copyright laws, but I wanted to get them up to anyone out there who didn’t watch the fashion show, but is in the mood to jerk off to the fashion show, because it is the best infomercial on TV and it only airs once a year, right before the holiday season. The girls are hot, the bodies are hot, Fergie isn’t wearing pants, you’ve already seen all the pictures, but pictures don’t let you appreciate how the titties bounce.

I didn’t watch the shit, cuz I don’t own a TV, but if I did, I would have…cuz lets face it life is pretty boring and our significant others are a far fucking cry from this quality pussy….Now watch the fucking video

Posted in:2009|Lingerie Fashion Show|Victoria's Secret

2009

02

Dec

Luisana Lopilato is Michael Buble’s Import Girlfriend of the Day

Her name is Luisana Lopilato . She is some model from Argenitina. He met her on set of his last music video. I am sure it was a real hard pick-up on his part… a real serious hustle to get in her pants on his part, you know being Michael Buble, the star of his music video that she was jumping up and down weeks before shooting because she got booked on the job to begin with, pretty much having all the groundwork done for him before ever showing up on set….

You see, bitches love money, celebrity and power and when bitch is an immigrant with a dream and he’s a multi-platinum selling artist no one really cares about, but who makes huge fucking money and can offer her the life she always wanted, without having to do much work other than a few blowjobs to completion every so often, which she doesn’t mind, cuz sucking dick is something she’s into….and he gets to fuck some seriously hot piece of ass…it all works out in the end….for everyone except us.

Here are some pictures of some of her work….

Here She is in a School Girl Strip…..

Posted in:Girlfriend|Luisana Lopilato|Michael Buble