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2009

01

Dec

Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming inside her. She’s a nobody, she’s a nothing, she looks like a fucking muppet I want to cum all over and even cum inside at risk of getting her herpes because I figure when her herpes virus meet my herpes virus they’ll have a fuckin herpes party to keep them herpes busy even though she’s over and done with….and pretty much fucking useless…using this pregnancy as her last fucking attempt….

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Posted in:Publicity Stunt|Sophie Monk

2009

01

Dec

Ellen Woglom is Topless and Getting Fucked on Crash of the Day

I’ve already wrote a post celebrating this Ellen Woglom Naked on TV Sex Scene , because I love useless sluts who get fucked on camera because they have a fucking dream that made sense in their small town when they packed their bags and moved to LA instead of going to college like the other girls…who got a little work here and there but the only work that really paid their rent was when they started getting fucked by double penetrating dildos on TV, like they were common prostitutes who are lucky enough to be able to sleep at night by masking their prostituting as “art”….

Posted in:Ellen Woglon|Topless

2009

01

Dec

Alicja Bachleda-Curus in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s Colin Farrell’s baby momma – 7 weeks after having her baby after being whipped into shape by him for fear that he’d leave her for someone who’s pussy is still intact and not still stapled shut healing after a kid’s been passed through it….and I’m not really complaining cuz a tit filled with milk makes late night trips to the grocery store a thing of the fucking past, it’s like having a fuckin’ cow grazing the field that is your shitty apartment….

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Posted in:Alicja Bachleda-Curus|Bikini

2009

01

Dec

Rita Guedes is Some Brazilian Actress of the Day

Who the fuck was the paparazzi behind this picture, because I don’t understand who would take pictures of a fucking Brazilian actress from the front. See, I’ve never heard of her, but they clearly have so I don’t get why they didn’t get into prime fucking position to get a shot from behind. Brazilian ass is what people want to see and I can only assume her ass is the only reason she’s famous, and I don’t mind seeing her tits in a shirt designed as a titty hammock, but I’d rather see what she’s good at…this is like fucking a girl who you’ve heard gives great head, you see cuz the fact that you’re fucking is alright but the fact you aren’t getting a taste of her fuckin’ skills makes fucking her totally unsatisfying cuz you aren’t getting her best…

Either way, here are the pics….

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Posted in:Brazilian. Actress|Rita Guedes

2009

01

Dec

Jessica Simpson is Fat and Dressed Like a Disco ball of the Day

Jessica Simpson is my favorite emotional eater who was once relevant. The reason she is my favorite is because how broken she is and how we know it because it shines through in her dress size. Whether it’s gotta do with the fact that her cunt, useless sister everyone hated who was in her fucking shadow all these years has made a huge fucking comeback in her career from being on 90210 to getting a gig in the play version of Chicago, making her more successful than Jessica Simpson, but more importantly she is also happily married to a bisexual guy who doesn’t fuck her except to make babies that she is the proud parent of, while Jessica Simpson just eats and eats and eats cuz no one loves her and all her men leave her and even her dog committed suicide by getting eaten by a coyote to not deal with her heavy petting and her stupidity, cuz we all saw the reality show back when she was famous, and we all know she’s annoying as shit…

I figure in 20 more pounds, she’d be so low she’d be willing to bang one of us, so let’s start sending her baked goods, cuz we all know she’ll eat them as she cries….

Here she is dressed like a disco ball because I guess when you’re shaped like a ball, you might as well dress up like the most glamorous ball around…but what the fuck do I know…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Discoball|Fat|Jessica Simpson

2009

01

Dec

I Still Want Susan Boyle’s Virgin Pussy of the Day

I figure if Susan Boyle really wanted to get laid, she’d do something about her fucking mustache. For the most part dudes who have virgin fetishes and who dream about and only want to fuck virgin pussy, have that fetish because the pussy isn’t attached to a fucking weather old, fat mustached face, but I’m sure a motherfucker in her hometown is kicking himself for not climbing up her luscious legs and popping her cherry that by now is long rotten or has grown into more of plum, because running her thick, grey pubic hair through his hand would have given the motherfucker the good life and the worst thing in all this is that if she had put her virginity on eBAY before she got famous, I woulda totally bid on the shit, cuz I love virgins…..

See, I’d totally fuck her brains out just to see how it feels cuz I hear virgins are tight, but I need more research to see how that tightness ages, so it’d be strictly for science and by science I mean I am a pervert who has no fucking standards…the only thing I’d change about this bitch is that I’d make her shave her ‘stache. Movember’s over and I don’t like making out with men, even if they still have their hymen….

Here she is in her LINGERIE…..

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Posted in:Susan Boyle|Virginity

2009

01

Dec

Lady Gaga Falls of the Day

Lady Gaga was in montreal this past weekend and I was hoping to stage a gang raping with some of the creepiest HIV infected people I know, like I was some kind of maestro or some shit, directing the whole fucking thing like it was a fucking orchestra or some shit. Since I couldn’t pull that off, I just hoped something horrible would happen to her resulting in her throat being pulled the fuck out….but all I got was this video of her falling, unfortunately not killing herself.

I wasn’t at the show….cuz I hate the cunt….but shoulda been throwing anthrax at her….

Posted in:Falls|Lady Gaga

2009

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS. I’ve decided I am deathly allergic to UV, all foods, alcohol and water. I’m am not a doctor but it is the only prognosis that makes sense. I figure that I won’t make it thru the night, but if I do, I’ll be back…if this is my last post, use it as my legacy. Frame it and put it on your wall. Submit it to your local museums and make it my epitaph….or you can just click on my motherfucker links ya bunch of yahoos.

Star Gazing With Nathan Jordan
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This Tiger Woods Potential-Affair-Domestic-Dispute-Car-Crash Thing is Getting Interesting if you like asian black white men who play golf
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So Here’s What She Was REALLY Thinking – VIDEO
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Because I Can Only Assume You Weekend Was Just As Horrible as Mine Was
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This Just In: Nick Hogan Is Still a Fucking Idiot
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Leona Lewis is Almost See Through, But Smokin’ Hot Regardless
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A Day Out At The Gym – VIDEO
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I Love a Good Office Prank
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Nicky Hilton Had a Panty Upskirt
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Cindy Crawford/Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Shots
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David Hasslehoff’s Ex-Wife is Just as Awesome As He Is, and By Awesome, I Mean Drunk
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Some AWESOME Food Pranks – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Rihanna Talks About Big Dicks and Masterbating
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Fuck Me Miranda Kerr is Hott
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I Resent The Fact That Jennifer Aniston is a Millionaire But Wears Ripped Clothes
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I’m Really Diggin’ Katherine McPhee And Her Blonde Hair
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Sasha Grey And FHM – VIDEO
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Call Her a Golddigger is You Want, But Bitch is Getting PAID
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Zoe and Tracy Have a Sleepover
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What Is With These Freaks Injecting Their Muscles? – VIDEO
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Bitch Gets Attacked By an Ass Fucking Robot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Helen Lindes is in Lingerie
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Gotta Love Some Beach Boobs
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Megan Fox Wishes She Was As Hot As Jenna Dewan
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Joanna Krupa Has Got a Tight Ass
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Miriam is Busty
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She’s Gotta Pass the Time Alone Somehow – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen Has the Junkie Halo All Over Her
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A Bunch of Dumb Sluts in Various Stages of Naked
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Brooke and Tiffany Get It On
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Mia is a Cutie
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Yet Another Big Brother Slut Showing Off Her Goods
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Katie Holmes Doesn’t Look Like a Zombie For Once
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Man I LOVE South Park
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He’s Hung Like…Bart Simpson?
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SomeSlut On MTV is Flashing Her Tits
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10 Things From Your Twenties You’ll Regret When You’re Forty
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Okay This MAY Possibly Be the Best Kitten Video EVER
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Shop Naked, Get Free Food!
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FORMER WWE DIVA BOBBI BILLARD HAS THE WORLD’S MOST BOUNTIFUL TITS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

30

Nov

Drunk College Girl Pisses Herself on Video of the Day

I love when drunk chicks piss themselves, I love when they take pictures and videotape the shit even more. It feels like I am in the room with them with a boner, knowing they are ripe enough for the raping.

There are a whole lot of these online, it is a fetish, this just happens to be one of the better one.

Posted in:College|Drunk|Piss

2009

30

Nov

Some Beth Ditto and Fatter than Ever for the Perverts of the Day

This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts. See I’ve got a fat wife, pretty much this fat and there’s nothing hot about the shit, but for some reason some people dig this fat chick thing, maybe cuz they can’t run, maybe cuz they’re like a bouncy castle you see at community events, maybe its because they are a limited commitment because they will die sooner than later, but I think the whole thing is sick, even though I’m morbidly obese on paper, but that’s more socially acceptable, since I have a penis….something I’d be scared to see Beth Ditto getting….

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Posted in:Beth Ditto|Disgusting|Fat as Fuck