2009
27
Nov
I just came across this video today, I am sure it is old, but it is pretty fucking weird, especially when you see this 7 foot monster with some Kourtney Kardashian lookin chick without the spawn of satan inside her, so I decided to post the shit.
That’s all I have to say about that. I figure why write today since no one is even on the Internet and if they are they are probably fucking losers…..
Posted in:Bikini Model|Tall
2009
27
Nov
I am loving Kate Hudson’s slutty little used up ass in these tight pants despite knowing how much cock it has seen, or that some baby has crawled out of the shit due to some ill-advised teenage pregnancy with some old man that should have ended in abortion but didn’t cuz she thought she was in love or some shit…..
None of that really matters because she’s out there taking what she feels is hers even if it belongs to some other bitch and the whole thing is all good so long as she’s wearing her tight pants….
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really think this bitch has it going on, but thanks to the recent popularity of leggings, I’ve found myself falling in love with girls I would otherwise never notice, all thanks to their really rockin’ asses, that would have otherwise been hidden in ill-fitting jeans, cuz that’s just how ugly girls dress…
Just yesterday I was in a coffee shop and got lost staring at the ass of at least 4 ugly girls I wouldn’t have even seen because of their mangled faces, acne scars or greasy fucking hair….making tight leggings the one tool that gives all girls a fair fuckin’ chance…I mean that and willingness to take it up the ass and put it back in mouth…but whatever….just look at the pics…
Pics via INF
Posted in:Ass|Kate Hudson
2009
27
Nov
I assume this was the view Cash Warren had the fateful night that he pulled out and came on her ass, only to have her run to the bathroom and turkey baste herself so that he could never leave her even though he tried so many times, because there comes a time in every man’s life when you realize the hot chick the world wants to fuck, is just the annoying bitch who constantly nags more than every other bitch and who doesn’t like giving head after a month of dating like every other bitch, and who doesn’t take it up the ass cuz she thinks its gross like every other bitch, she’s just easier on the eyes but not quite worth putting up with all the high maintenance bullshit that comes with her, until she mysteriously gets knocked the fuck up out of nowhere in some “Surprise….you’re stuck with me for life..motherfucker”…..
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Back|Jessica Alba
2009
27
Nov
Jodie Marsh is in the Holiday Spirit with Christmas less than a month away or some shit, just look at her Rudolph Red Nose, or maybe that’s just got something to do with the extensive plastic surgery this bitch has got.
I really don’t understand what the fuck happened in the UK, but for some reason all the trashy bitches who are famous for being topless have actual careers and even weirder, these girls are called “glamor models” even though the only people who find them glamorous are poor uneducated trash living in their caravans and toothless strippers still working the pole for factory workers who could only dream about living this “galmor model” life.
I don’t understand who told them that this style of dressing is hot, or that cheap botched plastic surgery is hot, and that lookin like an orange piece of scarred up plastic that is melting under the heat of the bright lights, is something to aspire to be, because it will lead to getting more work, in some kind of lookin’ like a sex doll way.
Maybe I’m the weird one who likes my girls young, natural and wholeseome lookin. Maybe this artificial, jacked up version of a real women is where the world is going, but I think the only person who would want to get with this is in the fucking closest, because nothing about her is feminine, it’s all hard and scary lookin, like some kind of monster coming to suffocate me with her big fake tits, not that I would complain because tits are tits, but I can still think she looks like shit, like she ruined herself..even though I’d still pay 50 bucks to cum all over that mangled face of hers….but maybe that’s just because I will cum on any face willing to be come on, but more importantly because I have a Christmas Fetish and always wanted to invite Rudolph to join my special reindeer game thanks to the other Reideer who wouldn’t let them join in their reindeer games, pretty much demoralizing him, making him nice and easy and ready to get molested….if you know what I mean.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:cleavage|Disgusting|Jodie Marsh
2009
27
Nov
I may never see pigs fly in my lifetime, but I think I just say a pig get a record deal, a fanbase, put on a really low cut leotard that grabbed its pig pussy and show off its little big tits and big pig guy get on stage with a mic and perform like it was something that wasn’t a pig, but a hot chick, you know something that people other than farmers wanted to fuck when no one was lookin….and the whole thing is pretty much…digusting as fuck….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:cleavage|Disgusting|Lily Allen|One Piece|Pig
2009
27
Nov
Jennifer Aniston is old, weathered, single because no one wants to have a relationship with her, despite her being famous, lipless but still worth fucking, because she’s clearly got an ego or something to prove to the world, you know that she can do better than she did when she got married to Brad Pitt and won’t settle for anyone less than someone of Brad Pitt caliber and she won’t uncross those legs for anyone but her 13 inch black dildo until that person come knocking without realizing that that person doesn’t exist anywhere but in her imagination…..a
Here she is doing her best Turkey Impression, keeping in the Holiday spirit, by showing off something I call the Turkey Neck.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Crossed Legs|Jennifer Aniston
2009
27
Nov
Here are some pictures of Rod Stewart’s mistake who moved to Hollywood to live off her ridiculous trust fund like she was a celebrity of her own. Trying to do the whole Paris Hilton thing she was doing a decade ago, but for some reason shit just never worked out for her. She never got picked up, she never got work, she never got a fanbase, she was just some bitch going in an out of clubs and the whole thing left her just lookin’ old and washed up, wishing she had more of a relationship with her dad, other than just access to his money that he gives her to keep her the fuck away from his new life because he’s too busy masking his sexuality by spending all his free time with his fifth manly blonde model wife and his four younger, less fucked up kids who he actually has some confidence in since he’s learned where he went wrong in making this Kim Stewart and her ass in demin his trial run that fucked up along the way…..
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Ass|Denim|Kimberly Stewart
2009
27
Nov
Thanksgiving is over….and I had no idea that Beyonce produced a 40 minute special about herself, but it makes sense, since she’s a self absorbed cunt with a huge fucking go, who thinks that public care about her bullshit enough to watch her bullshit, so she produced some shit about herself and ABC aired the shit and the whole thing is a fucking joke and would have really only been worth giving thanks too,if she contracted some debilitating disease that left her bed ridden and too weak to speak, but that didn’t happen, instead she polluted us with this smut. I hate her but I guess it is kind of funny of her to release something on thanksgiving that embodies pretty much everything wrong in the world and everything people weren’t giving thanks for yesterday.
2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving for you Americans….I wish it was thanksgiving here…because I would have made a huge feast in hopes that my wife ate herself to death…unfortunately…I can’t afford huge feasts….but I can afford stepLINKS cuz they are free.
I hope some of your childhood repressed memories of your dad touching you inappropriately surfaced…I am just a big suck for that kind of Hallmark card they’ll never make because real life issues aren’t quite as marketable ….
Either way, here are my stepLINKS…
A XXX Parody Interview
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Some Lingerie Football to Help You Celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Vodka and Turkey Sounds Fine by Me – VIDEO
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Because You Have a Couple Days Off and Should Spend Them Doing Something Worthwhile
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Celebs That We Should All Be Thankful For
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The 7 People You See When You Got Home for Thanksgiving
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The Worst Thanksgiving Ever: Recipes From Your Favorite Brands
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Sarah Harding Nipslip Throwback
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Jennifer Aniston is Sad and Pathetic, But She’s Looking Kinda Hot
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This Interactive Turkey Killing Video is AMAZING!
(Seriously)
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Striptease of the Day
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Coco and Aubrey O’Day Get into the Thanksgiving Spirit By Posting Pics of Their Turkey Asses
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How the FUCK Can The Real Housewives Get Past The Secret Service? What the Fuck?
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Hilary Duff is So Boring and Gross
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Topless Shots of Lohan Are En Route
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Rihanna Originally Wanted Her Album Called ‘Such A F**king Lady’
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Adam Sandler’s Thanksgiving Song
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Jenny is Bored So She Strips Down
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For Fuck Sakes, I Understand His Point, But I Wish This Little Homo Adam Lambert Would STFU Already
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Blondes + Stairs = Awesome Internet Video
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Andrea is Stipping in the Streets
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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They Work Out Together, They Fuck Together
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And More Random Photos
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Carol del Lama is The Kind of Gal You’d Like In Your Life
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Milla Jovovich is Naked
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Two Brunettes, Pick One
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Roxanna’s Tits Are Fake, But Whatever
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Marisa Miller, I Love You
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A Few Self Shots Are Always Good for the Soul
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Alina and Rada Are Getting It On
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Gianna Michaels Lingerie Montage
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Italian Advocacy Group Asks MTV To Cancel “Jersey Shore”
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Stevie Wonder is Fucking AWesome for a Retard
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Kevin Smith Hates Twilight
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All Used Up, Damaged Goods
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Tera Patrick and Mercedez Got it Going On
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Some Amateurs Because, Well, Why Not?
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Who Wants To Buy Halle Berry’s House
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Pixie Geldof is Lookin Hot for a crackhead
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And a Little But of Ashley Green, Because I Love Her
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Funniest Lesbian Porn Ever
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Top Turkey Videos For Thanksgiving Throwback Post….
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2009
26
Nov
It is Thanksgiving and I give thanks to Chronic Masturbation, but more importantly that you are a bunch of Chronic Masturbators because Chronic Masturbators account for pretty much every single one of my readers, meaning that your Chronic Masturbation by default gives my life purpose. So thanks.
Posted in:Chronic Masturbating|Documentary
