2009
30
Nov
I love when drunk chicks piss themselves, I love when they take pictures and videotape the shit even more. It feels like I am in the room with them with a boner, knowing they are ripe enough for the raping.
There are a whole lot of these online, it is a fetish, this just happens to be one of the better one.
2009
30
Nov
This bitch can’t live forever, she’s too fat. So take in this sexy while you still can. Look at the way she opens her mouth trying to eat the mic because she’s got an eating disorder that makes her eat everything in fucking sight, or look and her legs that are so malleable that you can easily make a vagina in her cellulite fat welts. See I’ve got a fat wife, pretty much this fat and there’s nothing hot about the shit, but for some reason some people dig this fat chick thing, maybe cuz they can’t run, maybe cuz they’re like a bouncy castle you see at community events, maybe its because they are a limited commitment because they will die sooner than later, but I think the whole thing is sick, even though I’m morbidly obese on paper, but that’s more socially acceptable, since I have a penis….something I’d be scared to see Beth Ditto getting….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Beth Ditto|Disgusting|Fat as Fuck
2009
30
Nov
It’s unfortunate that Ivana’s daughter Ivanka didn’t inherit any of her mother’s love for life and by love for life, I mean sluttiness and ability to use her pussy to get what she wanted. She’s wild at 60 and was very wild when sleeping her way into money, all while Ivanka who was born into money is some boring, conservative, turtle-neck wearing, uptight cunt who pisses me off every time I see her in interview with her titties all strapped the fuck down like some kind of lesbian trying to make it in a man’s world. It is even worse when I know her mother is out flashing her pussy like it’s some kind of puppet and the paparazzi are a group of kids at a fuckin birthday party even now…making me only assume she was totally fucking wild when she was Ivanka’s age. I guess this is just another example of how money ruins people.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Ivana Trump|Slut
2009
30
Nov
I have no idea who Summer Glau is and I really have no idea why I am posting these pictures. I know she’s not in a fucking bikini or in her underwear or flashing her panties, pussy or fucking tities. She’s not even showing a little ass crack. She’s just walking down the fucking street with some dude….and I took the time to upload this shit to my site like it was news….but maybe it was some message from above like some ESP shit, telling me that I need to do this for some reason…maybe cuz she’s gonna be in a horrible accident or become relevant, or maybe it’s just because she was on some shitty TV show that only virgins watched, since I only have virgin readers…unfortunately not the kind of virgins I want to pay to pop…but the kind of virgin who can’t get a job cuz they are too busy polishing their action figures, masturbating and hanging out on the internet in their mom’s basement….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Legs|Short Skirt|Summer Glau
2009
30
Nov
There comes a time in every woman’s life when she needs to let the fuck go and stop trying. The last drop of sex appeal dripped off her pussy years ago and now she is nothing but a dried up wasteland, but for some reason she just can’t accept that shit and sit back start knitting, you know letting her life leave the superficial, vain bullshit she’s been a part of for so long, Maybe her body brought her the good life years ago, back when she was nothing but an Olympic athlete groupie and not a piece of shit that was left in the sun too long to slowly rot and weather, and the real creepy thing in all this is that I’d totally go down on her for an hour at a time without fuckin’ question….and that weakness makes me hate myself more than I already do….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Brody Jenner|Linda Thompson|Mother|Whore
2009
30
Nov
So Colin Farrell knocked up a bitch with a crazy name Alicja Bachleda-Curus out of wedlock and now he has to pretend he likes her or even loves her because he wants to do right this time around since he’s decided he doesn’t want to feel the guilt he feels from wanting nothing to do with his other illegitimate kids, but in his defense, he was at the peak of his career back when those other kids came out of the woodwork and totally got in the way of his drinking, drugs and fucking all kinds of women cuz they all though he was the hottest thing in Hollywood.
And here’s some Spy Cam Creeper Pics…..
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Alicja Bachleda-Curus|Colin Farrell
2009
30
Nov
I know Ambrosio had a baby over a year ago, but she seriously bounced the fuck back. I get that we have no idea what kind of damage the baby actually did to the parts that count, like her vagina and whether fucking her is like fucking a plastic grocery bag, not quite as tightly wrapped as needed to stay fresh, but her body is fucking solid and here she is in some Magazine, because apparently people still read magazines, despite the whole internet thing, probably because cleaning cum off your computer screen is a lot worse and leaves more damage than cumming on a magazine page, taking a picture of it, and putting it on the internet for those weird cumming on model picture fetish sites, before throwing it away, or licking it clean, cuz you don’t believe in waste and because you’re weird like that……and here are the pics.
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini
2009
30
Nov
Here’s some natural looking tits on UK Glamor Model Keeley Hazell for some magazine in the UK that is less uptight than the magazines we have here, because naked tits shouldn’t be considered porn, but for some reason the conservative Christian Americans think it is, maybe because they are old school and like doing what they are told by their bibles, or maybe because they just think this is how the world should operate, while fucking their assistant up the ass in the supply room at his office, because no one is fucking wholesome in this world and the more we repress the shit, the more likely we will end up in jail as child molestors, kiddie pornographer, rapists or dying of fucking AIDS. Let it go people. Tits aren’t bad….unless they are implants, which Keeley Hazell despite her career choice has decided not to get, making these tits a fucking rarity, cuz whores, for the most part think implants are the only way to get paid….even though every guy I know hate the shit….
Either way here are her tits…
Posted in:Keeley Hazell|Tits
2009
30
Nov
So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was only natural for her to whore herself as her career slowly comes to an end. Unfortunately, it was just a viral ad for the internet to generate some buzz for some fashion designer, and not a publicity stunt to get her a reality show or her own line of perfume like she was Paris Hilton, so there’s no pussy penetration, just some strategically shot bullshit to look like it’s more relevant than it actually is.
Posted in:Carmen Electra|Sex Tape
2009
30
Nov
I am not posting these pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey pictures because they were broken up and now they are together on Valentines day like some kind of fucking romance comedy about the fucking holidays because their lives are that fucking cliche thanks to uncreative PR people who used all they had on the pictures of them fucking in a hot tube in Mexico a few years back. I am posting them because she is in her bikini and I like bikinis, especially when they are on girls or were on girls at least once in their careers. It makes cumming easier unlike Vanessa Minnillo, who just doesn’t have what she had when she was younger and she shouldn’t take it to heart, it’s kinda what happens to bitches as they age.
Pics via Bauer
Posted in:Bikini|Vanessa Minnillo
