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2009

23

Nov

Emily VanCamp and Piper Perabo in Bikini Tops of the Day

There was a movie that was shot outside of Montreal in 2001 called Lost and Delirious and it was about some lesbian private school girls. Pretty solid premise if you ask me.

It starred both of Piper Perabo from Coyote and some Canadian named Emily VanCamp and I remember there being nude lesbian teenage girl scenes…..I’m just not sure if either of these chicks were in those nude scenes because I don’t keep track of that kind of shit…not because I don’t want to remember every nipple I’ve seen, but because my brain is a pile of shit from all the hard drinking that has forced me to forget to pee sometimes…..

The only tits I remember in that movie were on some local slut actress with really huge tits was in it and over the years I’ve run into her on the street a bunch of times and every single time I have screamed at her that I know what her fat tits look like because unlike the local strippers she doesn’t want to admit she is all I gotta do is press pause to refresh my memory and memorize the shit…and she’s never even offered to by me a drink. Cunt…..

It turns out that two of those Lost and Delirious are in some new bullshit movie because I guess that’s where their careers have gone….

Here’s Emily VanCamp’s Tits in a Bikini Top

Here’s Emily VanCamp with Piper Perabo in their Bras with Hot Dirty Rashes…

Posted in:Bikini|Emily VanCamp|Piper Perabo

2009

23

Nov

Meagan Good and Her Whore Boots of the Day

Here’s a black chick I want to fuck because I have a black chick fetish and because she’s got an amazing body named Meagan Good. She’s wearing Pretty Woman whore boots as a tribute to what her life could have been had she chosen the traditional prostitution instead of the whoring herself to the entertainment industry, you know, if her mother wasn’t a half jewish stage mother who sold her daughter’s soul to the entertainment industry devil when she was 4 and her dad was an LAPD cop. The kind of prostitute addicted to crack, who doesn’t wear underwear because washing the shit is too complicated and the handsoap in public washrooms isn’t hypoallergenic. The back alley blowjob style I can afford. But the unfortunate truth is that instead she’s all ego and thinks she is more famous than she actually is and will never have to put herself in a compromising sexual position to pay her rent…. and that’s one of life’s great tragedies…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Meagan Good|Whore Boots

2009

23

Nov

Amber Valetta Crawling in Short Shorts for Gamer of the Day

I have no idea what this raver shit is because I don’t really go out of my way to watch a movies called Gamer, especially when they aren’t in theaters yet, but in one of those never judge a book by its cover, shit looks fucking hysterical…..Amber Valetta is some model I’ve never heard of but who has a nice ass and this bitch is wearing a pair of little silver underwear and getting her pussy grabbed by some dude wearing a pig nose, then she’s walking around in a pair of serious ass exposing boy shorts where she crawls around on all fours before a motherfucker starts humping her leg and the whole thing is genius…..and that’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Amber Valetta|Ass|Crawling|Shorts

2009

23

Nov

Cheryl Cole and Sarah Harding and their Girls Aloud Bodies of the Day

I have no idea why I am putting up pictures of a shitty reality TV band that was created in the UK years ago and that hasn’t even really hit North America yet and not sure they ever will because reality TV show bands tend to have limited fucking success, but I think it’s got to do with Cheryl Cole’s tits in this dress. Yes, I am that pathetic.

Here’s Her Partner – Sarah Harding

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Sarah Harding|Tight Dress

2009

23

Nov

Shakira Ass in a Tight Dress at the AMA’s of the Day

The American Music awards are the biggest bottom feeding award show around. In the history of doing this site, Dick Clark, the founder of the show and his boyfriend/clone/successor Ryan Seacrest had their people send me invites at least once, before realizing I’m not American Music Award material because I hate American Music but like American Titties, but for some reason the only pussy I wanted to Investigate like I was CSI belonged to Shakira and not because she uses that pussy as her Columbian cocaine smuggling mule, but because she squeezed her South American ass in this black dress, which was tight enough to distract me from her stalky midget legs…and here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Shakira|Tight Dress

2009

23

Nov

Courtney Ford Topless in Dexter of the Day

I’ve never heard of Courtney Ford before but after an extensive google research I have discovered that she is the wife of “Superman Returns” star Brandon Routh but more importantly, she’s topless on Dexter, and it’s definitely not all that super, but it’s better than fucking nothing, now I’m not in the mood to write anything, so watchin the video than fuck yourself with your mouth since that’s the only superpower you have, but are too pussy to bust out at birthday parties cuz you realize it won’t impress chikcs, it’ll just make them thing you’re weird.

Posted in:Courtney Ford|Dexter|Topless

2009

23

Nov

Rihanna is the End of Pop Music of the Day

This is coming from someone who hates Rihanna and her over produced studio bullshit she pawns off as her own talent, so if you’re a diehard Rihanna fan and have no taste, then you probably won’t agree with me when I say that the world needs to send this cunt back to Barbados to work the beach renting Jet Skis. Seriously, she can’t sing, she just manipulated her 14 year old body into this because she had a dream and a video of a record exec fucking her up the ass and he figured he had to do what he had to do to prevent going to jail, never realizing the world are a bunch of fucking idiots who would eat her shit up without even caring that she can’t sing and never could sing.

So watch this video of everything wrong with the American Dream and most importantly the music industry…I’d like to bring back the times when people had to be talented to be marketable….seriously…..this is unacceptable…

BONUS – Here’s the Black Eyed Peas reminding us that it’s time to retire…They done….

Posted in:Pop Music Garbage.|Rihanna

2009

23

Nov

J.Lo Falls at the AMA’s of the Day

I hope her sex tape performance is better than this. Watching a sloppy fat chick act sexy fucks with my head and that’s really all I have to say…..the only unfortunate thing about all this is that she didn’t fall on her head and Natasha Richardson her fat ass self….

Posted in:AMAs|J.Lo

2009

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to watch Oprah almost daily. I was doing this for as long as I’ve been living the housewife dream, you know living off my woman’s bank account and sitting on my ass all day. I’ve worked her into the site, I’ve worked things I’ve seen or her show onto the site and then I got bored of her.

So the fact that she is ending the show doesn’t depress me on the level some of these fat women out there are probably feeding/feeling as they cry into their ice cream. It didn’t become dinner conversation cuz I’d rather talk about vagina, not fat black billionaires. It just means I won’t ever be a guest on her shit, because I need more than 18 months to do something substantial enough to get noticed.

I guess I’m just shocked to find out that she’s not a robot, her show is boring, she lacks passion and has made billions doing something that doesn’t warrant making billions for, so fuck her, let her fade into obscurity, but she won’t, she’s too much of a loud mouth and we can’t get rid of her unless she dies, but I hope something in her masterplan glitches and she ends up releasing a sex tape to get noticed…..

I can’t believe I just wrote about Oprah. I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Miley Cyrus is Dressing Like a Hooker, Showing Off Her Teen Ass Cheeks
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Scrubs XXX Parody Interview
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Holly Madison Crushes Grapes With Her Vagina Lips
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Because Bustin’ a Nut Will Make A Bad Day Better
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Some Sluts From the 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards
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Penelope Cruz’s Sexiest Pics
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Maybe There’s a Wrong Way to Eat a Reese’s
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The TRUTH About Sarah Palin
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I See More of Pam Anderson’s Vagina Than I Do y Own Dick
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Slow Mo Soda Bottle Slaying….Wait…What?
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I Little Bit of Ashley Greene Because I Love Her
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Trust Me, You Are Gonna Wanna Bang the Hip-Hop Train Conductor on Disney’s Choo Choo Soul.
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Pamela David is the Kind of Gal You Should Get to Know
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Striptease of the Day
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Rosie Huntington’s Boob is Exposed
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Rihanna is Wearing some Yellow Latex or Some Shit
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Megan Fox is Shopping With David Silver
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Okay Jersey Shore Pretty Much Looks Like the Best Show Ever
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Model Behati Prinsloo’s Bra And Underwear Bike Ride
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A Jessica Simpson Throwback That Showcases The Only Asset She Has, IE: Her Tits
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Nude Angels from Euro TV
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Nudists Get Upset About People Having Public Sex is Beyond Me
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Horney Slut Gets Naked in the Park
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Tori Black Lets The Fucking Machine Fuck Her in the Ass
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Eva Angelina is a Whole Lot of Women
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Minley Cyrus Almost Died, Too Bad She Didn’t Though
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Chick With a Muff is Going solo
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Anetta Keys is Glorious
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Holy Fuck I LOVE Keri Hilson
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Two Girls and Their Lollipops
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues…Which Sit Next To You On the Plane
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Mica Presley is Hot
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The World’s Dumbest Arsonist Set Himself On Fire
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Nice Rack Honey, Real Real Nice
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College Football Week Twelve Preview: Cheerleader Edition
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Brooke is a Cyber Girl
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Lookin Good
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Girl Stops Fat Bastard From Kicking Her Boyfriends Ass
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Hey There Elf Tits
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Kate Moss is Starving Herself and It’s Fine By Me
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Check Out Mama’s Boobs!
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THE GAY ZOMBIES WILL GET YOU!
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I Love Rachel Bilson Cuz She’s A Useless Whore and I Love Useless WHores
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I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT HOT AND STINKY WEEKEND PUSSY WAS EVEN BETTER THAN WAXED AND PERFUMED WEEKDAY COOCH!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

20

Nov

Behati Prinsloo Bikini Bike Photoshoot of the Day

These pictures came out a few days ago, I didn’t notice them, becaue Victoria’s Secret has been throwing so much immigrant pussy at us the last few weeks, it’s hard to stay on top of the shit. I’ve never heard of Behait Prinsloo but her name is pretty funny to say, especially when imagining her titties bouncing on her bike and imagining my face as the seat or even better imagining sniffing the seat after seeing her lock the shit up outside an ice cream shop or restaurant she biked to this fine friday afternoon, something I have done in the past pretty much every time I see hot girls getting off their bikes and giving me a window of opportunity, because I am all about taking advantage of all opportunities presented to me, and when else would I get the chance to smell their sweaty pussy, it’s not like they’re throwing the shit at me…..

And here are the pics….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Bikini|Photoshoot