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2009

09

Nov

Sophie Monk Still Looks Like a Muppet I Want to Fuck of the Day

You know you are either seriously desperate or very fucking weird or Amish to be able to get off to a girls bra as seen thru her sleeve when she lifts her arm and you notice realize shit may be sheer. That’s the kind of thing that was even too obscure or non sexual to me when I was a teenager and was able to jerk off to panty lines in gym clothes, but I guess as we get older our standards and priorities shift, because that’s just what being a pervert is all about, and all of a sudden shit that never turned us on starts to because we’ve become so accustomed to standard turn ons, and because there is just something mystical and erotic about shitting on a girls face, if you know what I mean…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hot|Muppet|Sophie Monk

2009

09

Nov

Eva Mendes And Her Nipple Go To A Party of the Day

I love Eva Mendes tits, at least I loved them in one of the movies she showed them in, because as a Hispanic, showin tit is the only way to get work, unless you are America Ferrera, in which case staying fucking clothed is the only way to get work, seriously, I heard she went from producer to producer in auditions threatening to get naked if they didn’t give her the part, and I guess they had to do what they had to do to save their brains from being tainted and that’s got nothing to do with Eva Mendes or her pointy lookin’ nipple….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Eva Mendes|Nipple

2009

08

Nov

Charisma Carpenter and Tabrett Bethell Space Lesbian Kiss for the Virgins of the Day

This is some serious virgin shit…..I don’t know what the fuck it is from but I do know that this is a chick who did Playboy once and was on some show called Buffy and now is one some new lesbian space shit that you only grasp when you’re dick’s never been in a pussy…..and here are the clips…

Posted in:Charisma|Charisma Carpenter|Legend of the Seeker|Tabrett Bethell

2009

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am protesting twitter because I have done 5,000 updates but don’t have 5,000 followers and I like things to be balanced out because I am obsessive compulsive. So I need 200 people to follow me on twitter to get started and that’s where you come in….so if you aren’t following me…..then

Follow Me

That said, someone made me watch the first half hour of the Shauna Sand sex tape , it may not be hot, because she looks like a corpse and her pussy is grey, meaty, no longer functional and possibly confused as to whether or not it is a vagina, but it is a great way to learn french…

Another way to learn french, my stepLINKS….because they are so badly written they must be another language….now click em.

Cuban Beauties are easy cuz they will do anything for a Green Card…..
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Cat Fight on the Soccer Field!! – VIDEO
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Kristin Cavallari’s in a See Thru Shirt
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Gonna Do This Weekend?
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Beyonce Is More Fun to Stare At When She Dances, But These Photos Ain’t Half Bad
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If The Zoo Was Like This Video, I Would Probably Go More Often
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German Actress Davorka Tovilo Is In a See Through Dress, And When I Say See Through, I Mean SEE THROUGH
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A Tribute to Billy Mays – VIDEO
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Diane Kruger is Looking Good in a Black Dress
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Trainwreck 100 – The World’s Most Worthless Celebrities
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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20
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Australia Hates Britney Spears
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Seriously, I Think Megan Fox Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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I May Hate Katy Perry, But Judging By These Pics, She Looks Like She May Be Good at Sex
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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These Real Housewives Sluts And Fucked Up Man
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Not Sure What’s Happening in this Stripping Contest But Here It Is Anyways
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A Week Isn’t Complete Without David Hasslehoff Being Drunk and Doing Something Ridiculous
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Peaches and Her Friend Get It On
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Eva Wyrwal Takes Her Tits Out in Nuts Nuts
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The JLO Sex Tape is Going to Drop Any Day Now
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Zoe Britton Takes It All Off
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James Galdolfini Will Punch You In the Face! – VIDEO
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Web Came Ass Shaker Is Impressive
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Nude It Iphone App
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Stacy Dash is So Fucking Hot and I Don’t Know Why We Don’t See More Of Her
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Gotta Love Some Lesbian Teen Action
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And MORE Lesbian Action!
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Danni Ashe Gives You a Virtual Lap Dance
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Tan Lines Aren’t So Bad When They ARe On a Nice Rack
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Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition
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Shay Laren and Ashlynne Brooke Take a Shower
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Kelley Thompson is a Playboy Babe
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And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive – VIDEO
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Hey Lady, Where’s The Beef?
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Television Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Around the Corner At Your Local Pizza Hut
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How to Do Your Make Up Like a Whore
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Robert De Niro is in a Kate Beckinsale/Dres Barrymore Sandwich
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WHAT IN THE FUCK DID MIRANDA KERR DO TO HERSELF?
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KIMBERLY SERIOUSLY HAS THE NICEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN!
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Bonus – Some Cam Girl And Her Awesome Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Nov

Paz de la Huerta Naked in Some Movie Called The Limits of Control of the Day

I’ve never heard of this girl but she plays the naked hispanic slut in some new movie called The Limits of Control, and the whole thing is very interracial. I guess being the hispanic slut is the only way for a Spanish chick can get work in the movies and here are her clips because it’s Friday and that’s what Friday’s are for….I mean I guess that’s what everyday is for….but whatever I had nothing else to say about this bitch cuz I have no respect for her for feeding into a stereotype by whoring herself out, it’s the easy route, when she coulda done things in a respectable way, one step back for our hispanic people….

Posted in:Movie|Naked|Paz de la Huerta|The Limits of Control

2009

06

Nov

Rachel Bilson Does Poster Board of the Day

Rachel Bilson was out buying suplies to make a poster, I’m thinkin’ it’s a “lost, Reward if Found” poster for her career….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Little Body|Rachel Bilson

2009

06

Nov

Blake Lively Showing Off Tit of Her Day

Blake Lively got half naked for some magazine photoshoot, which is nice practice for what we all hope her future career becomes…..because Gossip Girl won’t last forever, at least we can all hope it doesn’t, but I have very little faith in society when people like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, AnnaLynne McCord and the cast of The Hills can all become rich and famous, meaning girls who were designed to be whores fall off track…..

Posted in:Blake Lively|Bra|Tit

2009

06

Nov

Remember When People Thought Claire Danes was Hot of the Day

Claire Danes is one of those girls who I always thought was ugly, but everyone else thought was so fucking hot. When she was in My So Called Life, I was surrounded by girls who wanted to be her, girls who would dress like her, guys who thought she was hot and I’d look at her masculine breasts and ask myself why….I’d wonder if there was something wrong with me, was I gay for not thinking her busted up face and low level of female hormones was hot….because the media wanted me to think she was hot…but then I got over it and realized it was all marketing and everyone else was just drinking the fucking Kool Aid, so here she is today, lookin as unattractive as always, only now I have a deep rooted hatred for her for making me think I was gay for a day back in ’93….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Clarie Danes|Ugly

2009

06

Nov

Lindsay Lohan Gets Invited to a Party of the DAy

Lindsay Lohan is fucking hot, she’s really at the top of her fucking game, at least in terms of fucking her, because the further past the point of no return the easier they are to fuck, the only issue with this is that Lohan is the type of girl who after you fuck, you realize that you’ve just reached that point of no return because herpes are for life.

Yes, I just made another Lohan herpes joke, which isn’t really a joke, because there’s nothing fuck about herpes, except when you play “Connect the Herpes” and make funny animal shapes….because animal shapes are always lots of fun….

Here she is showin off her belly of the day…

Pics via Bauer
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Belly|Lindsay Lohan|See Thru

2009

06

Nov

Ciara has a Pimple of the Day

I think the least of Ciara’s worries are that she has a pimple, you know considering she’s rumored to have a dick or to have been born with a dick, you know some serious transexual, transgendered or a hermaphrotie, meaning she may want to spend less time covering up her forehead blemishes and more time sorting out her gender, cuz chicks with dicks are the kind of people who end up dead in ditches when they fuck with the wrong dude.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ciara|Pimple|Tranny