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2009

29

Sep

Sophie Monk’s Still Seducing Us in Her Little Black Dress of the Day

Sophie Monk is still crying for attention and I like it. It’s like my very own Katy Perry song only way more interesting to look at. I only woke up a few minutes ago, I have no stories for you just now, I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to my 58 year old, crazy immigrant coffee and sandwich man tell me about how he was up all night and didn’t have a chance to shower because he just figured out what the internet is and spent the night jerking off to gangbang porn. Not normally a conversation you wanna have before eating a sandwich he made you for free, but beggars can’t be choosers and it was a great sandwich in case you were wondering. A lot like Sophie Monk’s pussy, you know it has herpes thanks to Paris Hilton, but that’s not gonna stop you from smelling it’s aroma or tasting it’s lovely sauce…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Publicity Week|Sophie Monk

2009

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a Jewish holiday today, so everyone wish my one self hating Jewish reader a Happy Holiday. You can also try to telepathically communicate with all of Hollywood and wish them a happy Jewish holiday, because, maybe they will hear you and sweep you out of your shitty life and give you a new gig where everyone will be taking your pictures and asking for autographs like you were Annalynne McCord the one hit wonder. Or you could just drink yourself stupid, strip down naked and break into your neighbor’s apartment and surprise them with your pathetic boner because the fat bitch is frying fish right now and my whole house smells like rotting pussy, my favorite kind of pussy and I feel like she should celebrate this erection with me, unfortunately I’ll probably pass out before that magic moment.

Here are my stepLINKS, don’t pass out before clicking this magic.


Kate Beckinsale is All I Want in Life
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The New Nightmare of Elm Street Pretty Much Looks Like the Worst Movie Ever
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Brazilian Girls in Bikinis
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Sofia Vergara’s Sluttiest Pics
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Got Married This Weekend Anyways
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Tawny Kitaen Got Arrested for a DUI
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Hooters Slut Shows Off Her Skills
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The Olden Days Were Creepy as Fuck
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Lily Allen Pantyhose Upskirt Will Probably Make You Puke, But Here It Is Anyways
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How Elephant Shit Can Save Your Life!!!
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How Awesome Would It Be If Courtney Love and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Start Bangin’?
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Jessica Biel Looks So Gross Sometimes
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Michael Douglas Looks Like He’s About 300 Years Old, But Catherine Zeta Jones is a Hot Piece
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I Know I May Regret Saying This, But Rumer Willis is Looking Kind of Hot Here
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Off the Deep End Insane and I Love It
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How About Some More Sophie Monk?
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Time to Step Your Game Up – VIDEO
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Let the Divorce Watch Begin!! I Give it 4 Months
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The 12 Sexiest Counties in Sport
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Webcame Cyber Sex Prank – VIDEO
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Big Titted Asian Squirter
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Bobbi Star and the Fucking Machine
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Tis the Season for Oktoberfest Sluts
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Fall in Love With Dani Woodword
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How Awesome Would It Be Watching Lohan on Celebrity Big Brother?
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Janet Jackson Topless Throwback
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A Naked Babe, a Toy and a Webcam
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Shailene Woodly is the Jailbait of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Give Each Other Rub Downs
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VIVA VIAGRA!
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Beyonce Hates Lindsay Lohan!! Amazing!!
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The North Carolina Education Lottery – VIDEO
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Party Time?!
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Some Sexy Ads You Will Want to Check Out
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10 Celebrities Sluts Whose Tits Are Way Too Big
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Camwhore with a Perfect Rack
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Of Course Japanese Infomercials Are Amazing
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NOW HERE’S A STORY THAT IS JUST AS GOOD AS A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA, A JAR OF LOTION, AND A NICE WARM TOWEL TO CLEAN YOU OFF!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Sep

Ashley TIsdale Brings the See Thru Shirt for her Ugly Watch of the Day

I have a thing I do called Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch because one day I decided I hated her for no reason other than the fact that she had an ugly face. I think it happened after she got the nosejob because I figure she probably had a new found ego even though her face was just as ugly as it was before. A lot like the bitch I knew with breast implants who went from being this mouse-like quiet girl in the corner, to a slut who flashed her tits and fucked every guy she could, all because she got fake tits. It’s this false confidence that encourages girls everywhere to get expensive plastic surgery and it becomes this never-ending cycle of making asshole doctors richer when all these girls need to do is post pics of their pussies, cuz when they get down like that, bitch doesn’t even need a fuckin face like the face-transplant chick, or a masked muslim girl to get male attention or acceptance and the last time I checked taking pussy pics was a lot less expensive than plastic surgery and a lot more rewarding…

Here are some pics of Tisdale at some event with a see thru shirt showing off what may be a bra that leads me to think she may have been better off if she opted for the breast implants instead of the new nose, but I guess she’s enough money and the rest of her life to make that happen, since we all know she’s a useless, superficial dog.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|See Thru

2009

28

Sep

Janet Jackson and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

For those of you who haven’t been able to jerk off to pictures of Michael Jackson like you used to, because he was porn to you, now that he’s dead or at least pretending he is dead because it makes you feel fucking awkward, here’s a safe alternative, in the form of his sister and her fat tits in a see thru shirt with a bra on, not that anyone who spent the last few years jerking off to pictures of Michael Jackson because he was porn to them really cares about feelin’ awkward or lookin’ for safe alternatives, because clearly anyone who does that is just not right.
Sure some of you are thinking that no one jerked off thinking of Michael Jackson or lookin at pics of Michael Jackson in the last 5 years,, but you’re giving the human species too much fucking credit, since I’ve discovered first hand that the most vile thing you can think of, at least one motherfucker out there has done it, I’m talking things that make cumming on print outs of MJ seem normal.

Here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Janet Jackson|See Thru

2009

28

Sep

Lala Vasquez is Washing Her Car Put Still Smells Like Trash of the Day

Here is some fat pig attention whore named Lala Vasquez. She hangs out with Kim Kardashian and her vile sisters and I don’t know what she does, but it seems like she’s tied into VH1 as they are probably the only people willing to give her work because she must be blackmailing an exec there as she looks like fucking garbage you expect working the street corner and not on your TV.

In typical fucking trash styke, she went out to wash her car in her Ed Hardy clothes, I guess in efforts to get some paparazzi pictures taken of her, because when you’re a fat attention whore pig and that’s what you live for. She even went on to pour a bottle of water on tits her in attempt to be sexy or shocking or playful with the camera but It just looks like a joke to to me. She should probably just stick to eating, her body leads me to believe she’s real good at that and leave the sexy car wash to the highschool girls raising money for their graduation party in the gas station down the street from me.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Attention Whore|Car Wash|Lala Vasquez|Trash

2009

28

Sep

Daisy Lowe Forgets Her Pants of the Day

Her name is Daisy Lowe and she has a really fascinated story, if hearing about the hardships of useless rich kids is something you find fascinating. At 20, she is a model who dated such legendary figures like Samantha Ronson’s annoying musical brother, she spent the first 15 years of her life not knowing her dad was Gavin Rossdale from Bush and Gwen Stefani’s vagina fame and all that stress has made her forget her pants, unless this is supposed to be fashionable, which based on the racks at my local American Apparel, the Beyonce video and Lady Gaga, the general public is following their fuckin’ lead and walking around in what would looks like their one piece bathing suits and I figure even when it is on disgusting bitches, it’s still more entertaining than regular pants for a pervert like me because the more people adopt this trend, making it mainstream and luring the hot 9 to 5er girls to adopt the trend substantially improving walking down the street.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Daisy Lowe|Pantsless

2009

28

Sep

Kelly Rowland and Her Breast Implant of the Day

When Destiny’s Child disbanded, Beyonce the Ego who felt she carried the band because her dad was their manager and he obviously favorer her and went and launched a solo career that has led to acting jobs, solo careers and awards while Kelly Rowland her partner she came up with, went out and got implants.

That’s like when my friend I used to party, drink, do drugs and pick up girls with feel off the scene and got a job, eventually leading to making millions with his own company, while I just stuck around and got herpes only the herpes didn’t cost me 5000 dollars like Rowland’s tits, they were only 60 bucks, she was a cheap whore and I guess you get what you pay for, so take that all you assholes who landed with the shit for free, my strain is by far more luxurious.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Breast Implant|cleavage|Kelly Rowland

2009

28

Sep

Kelly Brook Slutting Out for Heels that Heal of the Day

I am a fan of charities that pressure women to get naked or half naked for the cause in efforts to generate buzz. The ones that real strike a chord with bitches and makes them think they are heartless cunts if they don’t get naked for the cause. At least that’s what the pervert who runs the shit tells them, when in reality he’s just some foot festishist who jerks off to the pictures too racy to make the campaign and pulls a huge salary off his “Not for Profit Organization” cuz everyone knows charities are a fucking money makin’ scam that works because veryone is too nice to question their intentions or target them as being con artists and the people behind charities are usually smart enough to keep the books clean as to not ruin a good thing they have running, like having the power to get celebrities in lingerie.

The highlight of this Kelly Brook campaign is that she brags about being a gold diggin’ whore who dates a rugby player who pays her for sex with expensive shoes, I mean besides the latex thigh highs…..

Posted in:Heels that Heal|Kelly Brook|Latex

2009

28

Sep

Sophie Monk Naked in Some Straight to DVD Movie of the Day

Here’s a leaked clip of topless scene from some Sophie Monk movie called “The Hills Run Red”. The shit that is clearly shit because it is being distributed straight to DVD and via digital download tomorrow is most likely the final nail in the coffin that is her career.

I also like to think it is part of the reason why she has been running around, showing her nipples in bathing suits and paying off paparazzi to follow her, because anyone who agrees to be in this kind of shit, knows that their career has got to the point of bottom feeding. When the only work you get is low budget horror movies that require you to be naked the end is pretty much already happened and she knows she better fuckin’ act fast on the PR front, and I’m not complaining cuz I like watching the demise mainly because seeing hot chicks struggle after thinking they had the world in their hand is like porn to me, especially when they are half naked during that realization, even if they have sloppy flat asses if the rest of them is decent to look at, but ideally this story ends in in sex tapes. I guess only time will tell….

First Clip – Some Strip Show

Second Clip – Topless on her Back

Third Clip – The Bondage Scene

Fourth Clip – Shitty Lap Dance Montage

Posted in:DVD|Naked|Sophie Monk

2009

28

Sep

Alba Bending Over in Shorts of the Day

Do you ever look at mother’s of pretty much any age and wonder what position they were in the night their baby daddy’s sperm stuck. You know whether they were in doggy or missionary, or if they were on top. Were they doing something freaky or even the star pussy in a gangbang, cuz you know whatever it was left them filled with cum and that in and of itself is hot, at least before they find out they are pregnant and decide to keep the fuckin’ thing, and long before they ruin their bodies or in Jessica Alba’s career by having the fucking thing, because there was a time she was the talentless Megan Fox with a lot of sex appeal of her generation, but the second you pass the throne by knockin’ yourself up I guess people forget about you, unless you wear shorts and walk around with hard nipples and without your baby, because out of sight means visions of a ravaged vagina are out of mind….

I think she may have a hard nipple, but I can’t really tell, maybe you can and even if it’s not hard, you can pretend, since pretending is the basis of your sex life the last 5 years….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bending|Jessica Alab|Shorts