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2009

24

Sep

Ashlee Simpson Showing Off Her Skinny Body of the Day

Ashlee Simpson’s back on the scene and she’s looking pretty fucking skinng and I guess the only real damage from making a deal with the devil in order to have the love of her life, a homosexual singer named Pete Wentz, knock her up is that she’s slowly turning into a bird, that or her nosejob nose is just more pronounced now that she’s stopped eating, one of the many tricks she’s busted out in hopes of seducing Wentz because he constantly turns her down when she comes on to him and always needs to come up with a solid excuse to lower her self esteem enough so that she stops putting him in that awkward position. You know, in the beginning it was that her nose was too big, so she developed a complex and got it fixed, then it was that she was pregnant from turning his gay-sex condoms inside out and fucking herself with them to lock him in, so she gave birth, than it was that she was too fat and disgusting since the baby, so she starved herself and started working out, and even that wasn’t good enough to get him hard, so while he’s at home thinking of his next excuse to turn down sex, she’s out wearing revealing clothes to get some male attention…any male attention because she is so deprived at home.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Skinny

2009

24

Sep

Kevin Federline’s New Girlfriend Legs of the Day

Her name is Victoria Prince and her claim to fame is that she is dating Kevin Federline and I wonder how that shit happened. I mean we all know the story of the man with the potent sperm and ability to get anyone pregnant, that he practiced on some black chick before perfecting on Britney, you know cuz when he was in there he didn’t want to fuck up the lottery ticket god had given him and his piece of trash self.

Was she a Britney fan and wanted all things Britney? You know that everytime his dick slides in her she hears the faint sounds of “hit me baby one more time” playing back in her head.

Was she swept up my K-Fed’s charm that landed him the biggest popstar in the world, and did she believe that he would amount to something huge in the music industry since he already mastered being huge filling out his XXXL t-shirt. Hoping that K-Fed would make her famous….

I guess what we do know for sure is that she will end up fat, pregnant and alone and the weridest thing in all this is that I just wrote a post about this bullshit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Girlfriend|Kevin Federline|Legs

2009

24

Sep

Amber Heard’s Legs Posing with Zombies of the Day

Amber Heard is some actor in the movie Zombieland. She is also an idiot and was quoted saying something along the lines that she decided to not be a model because modeling takes no talent but acting has substance, something I’m sure 95 percent of actors agree with and 95 percent of non-actors laugh at cuz we all know these cunts are just scamming all of us and getting paid big money for the shit.

She was posing with a zombie cuz zombie’s are the new vampires and lookin’at her, I realize that I wouldn’t mind eating her brains, and by brains I mean pussy.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Amber Heard|Zombie

2009

24

Sep

Chantelle Houghton Carries Her Box of the Day

Here’s the dumbest concept I’ve ever heard. Some asshole in the UK opened up a coffee shop called “Central Perk” as a recreation to the coffee shop that was in the show “Friends” and they did it with the launch of the 15th anniversary Friends Box set, pretty much meaning that the opening of this coffee shop is about 15 years too late and I guess they proof is in the trash who showed up to the shit like this bitch Chantelle Houghton, who is an ex contestant of UK Big Brother and who heard they were giving out these box sets that she’ll turn around and sell on eBay because she’s spent all her money on eating, as you can tell by her pudgy body, leaving her pretty close to turning to porn, which isn’t going to be that big of a transition, since the fake tan, fake hair, fake tits are already in place…but more importantly because she’s a slut….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Box|Chantelle Houghton

2009

24

Sep

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox in the Interracial Couple Update of the Day

Eliza Dushku is a jock slut. Her last boyfriend was Oklahoma’s very own Brad Penny, and I am sure he throws up everytime he thinks about a black cock sliding deep and I’m talking real deep into his ex-girlfriend’s box.

To make those wounds sting a little more, I figured I’d post these pictures of Rick Fox showing up on the set of Dushku’s show. I figured like most new couples, they couldn’t keep their hands off each other and figured she had an hour break, so they might as well fuck each other’s brains out in her trailer, because you might as well fuck every chance you get, no matter how many pieces that shit leaves her in.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|IRC|Rick Fox

2009

24

Sep

Sara Paxton’s Mouth is Full of the Day

Her name is Sarah Paxton. She’s a good little Jewish girl from California and like a good little Jewish girl she’s wearing a pair of cutoff jean shorts and UGGs. I feel like I am on they bench outside my local synagogue masturbating this little rich girls with my eyes.

She’s starring in some bullshit Ashton Kutcher produced show that I hope none of you motherfuckers watch because that cocksucker doesn’t deserve another penny from any of us, no matter how often this Sarah Paxton bitch simulates her mouth being filled up to the brim with my seed. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t, because if you read this site, your load doesn’t fill anything up, it just stains your white t-shirts.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Full|Mouth|Sara Paxton

2009

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was hating my life earlier today, so I sat outside a shitty restaurant on a bench drinking. I was lucky enough to be stuck next to a couple 9 to 5 workers bitching and whining and crying about their shitty lives, their shitty cars, their shitty girlfriends, their shitty bosses and their shitty meetings. They went on about all their shitty responsibility that they though was important but was really just fucking useless and made to seem important because some asshole had to do it and the bosses were smart enough to chose that idiot cuz he’s not going anywhere, and I realized that my life may suck but at least I am not one of those people, but I am fucking drunk and all that brought me new hope like I hope these links bring you….I will start posting less links soon….cuz I realize clicking on the shit is a lot less work than putting them up and I still get complaints about it being too long…assholes…

Cheryl Tweedy is Lookin’ Retro Sexy and I Like It
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I’m Not Big on Lists, But the SLUT LIST Sounds About as Good as a List Can Get
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You Say Slut, I Say Slut Phase
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Jessica Simpson is Pretty Much on Her Way to a Meltdown, So Let’s Start Popping Pop Corn to Watch
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Ozzy Does a Samsung Commerical
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Downhill Human Tetris – VIDEO
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30 Languages of Rap – VIDEO
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Some Big Brother Slut From the UK Has a Hairy Box
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100 Years of Special Effects
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I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Think Jennier Lopez is Hot Again and Needs to Ditch Skeletor
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Marilyn Manson Has Swine Flu and I Hope He Dies Just to The Summer of Death Claims One Last Victim
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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant
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Striptease of the Day
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Anna Friel Likes to Have Breakfast At Tiffany’s in the Nude
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Molly Sims is as Hot as Ever and Actualy Kind of Funny Too
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Karina Smirnoff Would ‘Rather Dance Naked Than Wear Fur’ And Here’s the Proof
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Little Kim is Disgusting Man
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I Dunno Who Pitbull is But He Has Some Fine Bitches in His Video
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Mackenzie Phillips Use to Make Sex With Her Papa
Who Was Also a Papa in the Mamas and the Papas
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Sunny Leone is Soaking Wet
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Circus Act Fail, That’s What You Get You Fucking Carnie
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Horny Blondes Plus a Strap On
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Brooke Lee Adams is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara Christensen Photoshoot
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A Touch of Heather Never Hurt Anyone
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I Still Got it Bad for Freida Pinto
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Jackie Degg is Naked on the Beach
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Sweet Outdoor Amateur
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Some Taylor Momsen Jailbait Action Cause You’re a Perv and You’re Into That
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Merilyn is Busty and in a Tiny Black Bikini
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Brooke Williams Cyber Slut
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Holy Fuck Hasn’t This Carrie Prejean Slut Disappeared Yet?
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It’s in the Wrong Hole!
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Fuck the Aquarium, There’s Tits to Look At!
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Khloe Kardashian Really Is Getting Married to The Biggest Man I Have Seen Since Her
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I Want This Pool Table in My Living Room, There’s Not Furniture In There Anyways
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Check Out This 4 Year Old on the Drums
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Beware of the Boob Stare
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Lindsay Lohan Throws a Beer Out of Her Car, Which is Totally the Behaviour of Someone Who is Sober and Doesn’t Belong in Rehab
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Swine Flu Rap
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DENISE MILANI’S MOST REVEALING PHOTO SHOOT YET … IN OTHER WORDS, SHE REALLY SHOWS OFF HER TITS IN THIS ONE!
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History of the Greatest Teen Rebellion Movies of all Time
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Britney Lookin’ The Way I Like Her Lookin’…GUTTER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

23

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Addresses The New Leaked Topless Pics To Promote Herself of the Day

Attention whore Aubrey O’Day posted a video of herself in a sheer bra on Youtube that should be taken down for being pornographic and breaking the Youtube rules, but it is kinda hot if fake tits in sheer bras is your thing.

I didn’t listen to what she said, but she was whining about the nude pics that were leaked of her and her doughy body from her Peepshow premiere in an obvious attempt to milk this shit as hard as she can. She claims she was on the phone with lawyers internationally like posting her nude pic is a fucking crime, but the truth is that she is just trying to get more people talking about her to sell more tickets and give her more work.

The whole thing is bullshit, but I guess then again, so is she.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Tits

2009

23

Sep

Foxy Brown’s 10 Second Sex Tape of the Day

I just posted some Lil Kim bikini pictures and figure that I might as well throw up this possible Foxy Brown blowjob scene, not because I am a porn site, but because I am a news site….right…..Either way, there’s no way to really prove this is her, not because all black people look the same, stop thinking I am racist,, but because the quality is shit, some asshole covered her face with a caption for the fuckin’ blind and I’m calling bullshit, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t post it for you, not that I have a job, but we’re all allowed to pretend, especially the person who released this video.

Posted in:Foxy Brown|Sex Tape

2009

23

Sep

Lil Kim Fat Tits in a Bikini, I Think, of the Day

I can’t really figure this shit out, Lil Kim looks fucking disgusting and I know I some of you used to masturbate to the lyrics of her songs and now you can masturbate to pictures of her fat tits spilling out of a bikini top while the rest of her is covered, because like all good black women, she’s taken up eating biscuits instead of sucking hip hop cock for record deals. I guess everyone loses their drive at some point, I’ve been lucky enough to have never had one making my slow decent into the pits of hell a pretty easy transition, since there was no fall from any top….

Either way, here are pictures of the beaches in Miami lookin’ a hell of a lot more depressing than the one time I was down there and 6 jewish grandmothers decided to tan topless for the old country or some shit right in front of my face…but then again 6 topless grandmothers is always pretty fucking hot especially when they are Jewish cuz everyone knows Jewish girls are nice and busty….

Pics via INFphoto

Posted in:Bikini|Lil Kim