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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day
Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2009

01

Oct

Jessica Alba’s Got a Pug My Pug Wants to Fuck of the Day

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As a pug owner, who is more like a pug’s personal assistant, because the fucker controls my fucking life ever since my wife brought him home from the shelter. I have to clean up his piss and shit, feed him, and pet him when he demands my attention, I feel like I should turn this site into a pug fan site, since pugs are a hell of a lot more interesting than celebrities and a lot more entertaining with their weird stupid faces that wake me up everyday when I am hungover and trying to sleep, but I guess I’m only saying that cuz my pug is my only friend….

But it turns out that Jessica Alba has a pug and that makes me feel the need to coordinate a pug-meet in her neighborhood, cuz nothing gets pussy like watching your hood pug fuck the shit out of a hollywood pug, even though my hood pug is far better lookin than this pug….and I guess she’s far better lookin’ than me, so together, we balance it all out…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Pug

2009

01

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Long Model Legs in France of the Day

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Here is some quality pussy. You know the kind of woman who looks like she enjoys horseback riding on her country estate, like her life is a Ralph Lauren ad, when she’s not too busy delicately doing everything she does like the classy fuckin’ lady she is. She seems like she smells like luxury, the kind of girl you’d eat on on her period cuz her period is more pure than the trash vagina you’ve got with, and unfortunately for you, her blueblooded kind doesn’t go for trailer park cock like you, in fact it is safe to say you will never meet her in your lifetime, but you sure as hell can jerk off to her, and most of the time, that’s more fun than knowing her.

Here are her amazing legs…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Miranda Kerr

2009

01

Oct

Taylor Momsen in Her Fetish Gear of the Day

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Everyone focused so much attention on Miley Cyrus and her virginity or slutty behavior when she was supposed to be this wholesome rolemodel to young girls everywhere. Meanwhile, the producers of Gossip Girl have created their own teenage whore and they don’t even try to hide the shit. From fetish leather skirts for old men to fantasize about cumming all over them, to her porn hair for old men to fantasizing cumming all over it, to the thick make-up and old men fantasize about contributing to by cumming all over it, and the whole thing is just far too crazy for me to grasp how they get away with the shit, it’s like sex offending or kiddie porn, since you can’t fuck girls under 18 in the USA but you can in Canada so I don’t get cockteased by her like the producers want me to, there are hotter 16 year olds in the local Starbucks I can legally fuck and masturbate to, so I really don’t find her hot, but someone does and they are over-sexualizing her and I find the whole thing kinda funny…but not all that funny…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fetish|Taylor Momsen

2009

01

Oct

Shakira Has Short Legs of the Day

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Everyone is freaking the fuck out about Shakira’s body because she’s done her latin dance proper enough to lose the extra weight on her small titted backside, but all I see is a bitch with uncomfortably short legs. I’m talking bitch strugglin’ walking up stairs or getting into cars, or doin’ regular everyday Columbian things, like running from the police or drug sniffing dogs, and I don’t mean to be picky, cuz this bitch looks hotter than most, has more flavor than most and has the weirdest dance moves that would feel good on my penis at least based on her music video, bit seeing her in this ridiculous shoes is straight up Halloweening….yes, I just invented a word.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Shakira

2009

01

Oct

Latoya Jackson’s Big Fake Alien TIts of the Day

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I have a confession to make. I had a Latoya Jackson VHS tape given to me years ago that was produced by Playboy, that pretty much featured her in 3 or 4 different scenes where she danced around naked. I don’t remember if their was any softcore lesbianism, but there was definitely trimmed muff, and I definitely masturbated to it because it was the 90s and my options were limited. Sure she looks like she isn’t human, but so do most of the girls I’ve banged, you know with their retarded faces and if anything her Jackson pussy is far more luxurious than the gutter I’ve visited, so here are her big fake tits in honor of our short lived one-side love affair and to help the Michael Jackson fetishists who get off to all thing MJ.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alien|Latoya Jackson|Tits

2009

01

Oct

Kristen Bell Pullin Stunts on the Red Carpet of the Day

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I didn’t understand the interest in Kristen Bell, or as I like to call her the voice of Gossip Girl because she wasn’t quite willing to fully dive into that show, but figured she might as well make money off it, which is really okay with me, because I don’t find her anything much to look at so not seeing her works for me, even though watching Gossip Girl doesn’t really happen in my life….

But, she’s got a vagina, so she makes the fuckin’ cut, but that doesn’t mean she’s not one of the most overrated vaginas in Hollywood…and here she is pulling stunts in Australia, because she’s awkward like that, but not the kind of stunts a normal person can masturbate to, which works out perfectly for you cuz you are weird.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Kristen Bell|Legs

2009

01

Oct

Lo Bosworth’s Legs for Her Birthday of the Day

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Lo Bosworth is one of the ugly-faced girls from The Hills and it was her birthday, even though everyday is her fucking birthday considering she gets money for just living a scripted life, because selling your soul to the devil, or MTV isn’t so bad, when the money rolls in, especially when you are ugly and really don’t have that many options that would make the kind of money she makes now. Even if she was to get into porn when all this Hills shit expires like it should have done years ago, with her Hills fanbase and celebrity, she still wouldn’t make the kind of money she’s making and her are her overpaid legs, because they are the only thing worth lookin at, even if none of her is really worth lookin at.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Legs|Lo Bosworth

2009

01

Oct

Funny Scene from a Horror Movie of the Day

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Here is a clip from some upcoming horror movie whereone girl gets her lips sewn to another girls asshole so that she chokes and dies from drowning on her shit, and if that doesn’t work, since she can’t breathe thru her nose, then she’ll get E-Coli infection, or Hepatitis, or whatever other issues come up when you eat shit, because eating shit isn’t good for you, despite what the Japanese and Germans think…

The movie is called The Human Centipede.

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2009

01

Oct

Britney Spears Shopping in a Hot Outfit of the Day

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I am guessing that Target is a corporate sponsor on the Britney Spears tour. They probably have a contract that says she needs to be spotted shopping there at least 3 times as some kind of endorsement deal to get their money’s worth out of supporting her, since they know if Britney goes to Target, the whole world will know about it. Especially if she goes there 2 days in a row, leading us to believe that if Target is good enough for Britney it’s good enough for the rest of us, even though Britney’s career path, if the music thing didn’t work out for her was going to be working as a cashier at her local Target, because she’s trash.

The good news is that she did her shopping in a sheer top, showing off her stomach like a southern hussie, while in short shorts and I liked it….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Belly|Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

01

Oct

Christina Milian Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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I am calling a Christina Milian pregnancy because no one else in the world really gives a fuck about her anymore. I think the reality is that everyone’s pretty much forgot about her. That’s why her marriage to The Dream pretty much went unnoticed, as did the fact that she was dropped by her label and signed to Myspace records, but I know that I will never forget the music video of her rolling around in mud all sexy and dirty like, but that’s because I have trouble letting go.

The reason I think she’s pregnant is because it would explain why she’s wearing a fat chick dress, it would also explain why she got married in the first place, because no one likes illegitimate babies, especially my mom, and here are her tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Christina Milian|Pregnant