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2009

11

Sep

Sophie Monk in Her Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Yesterday, Sophie Monk’s people released a story about how she is being stalked because she’s so desirable in hopes of getting her work, you know making people think she’s got an audience, and today they released some staged pictures of her in a bikini to try to get some more media buzz and I guess that’s a cause I am willing to support, because desparation and eagerness to get naked for exposure is alright with me.

I didn’t have the right to post pictures cuz my site is Ghetto, but I can link to them…


To See The Pics You Better Follow This Link….
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Posted in:Sophie Monk|Staged

2009

11

Sep

Lady Gaga Has Not Pants On and Is Acting Ridiculous of the Day

Lady Gaga is a fucking clown who does anything to distract the world from her ugly fucking face. It’s like she created this whole act around trying to mask her ugliness and I guess it’s worked out in her favor, so maybe all you ugly people out there, and I know there are a lot of you reading this site, should take her lead and start wearing masks, oversized suglasses, hats, costumes, wigs and change the way you speak to sound like a stereotypical homosexual but instead of admitting that you are mockin’ and exploiting their lifestyle, give them a little attention and make them your fans, or some shit. Either way, she disgusts me and is pretty much the only person I hate in entertainment who I want to make a vow to stop writing about because it’s just repetitive and bores me, but when she’s got no pants, not shirt and is throwing a bouqet of flowes, I just gotta put it out there in hopes of making someone hate her enough to hunt her down and make her “disappear”…..or at least get people to stop buying her records and going to her shows….

Pics Via FamePictures

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Pants

2009

11

Sep

Gwen Stefani’s Unfortunate See Thru Shirt of the Day

I never understood why Gwen Stefani was ever considered hot. I remember her stomach exposing tops during the beginning of her career, showing off her abs and next to nothing tits, and thinking to myself why this dude was pretending to be a chick, was it because girl rock was making the charts and they figured they could really penetrate the market, and all it took was a little tape. Then she got married and I figured that maybe the dude was a poofter who didn’t want to be known as a poofter but then she got pregnant and I was stumped, until seeing an episode of Desperate Housewife, where the redhead pretended she was pregnant when her daughter was actually pregant, so she sent the daughter away, so people thought it was her kid when the kid dropped, then realized she had a surrogate in her poolhouse or some shit…..and here she is still pretending she’s got a pussy, by wearing a bra and a see thru top, we call this overcompensating to really push the lie, when she should probably just undo the straps and let it all hang the fuck out…

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gwen Stefani|See Thru

2009

11

Sep

Halle Berry Goes Shopping of the Day

Halle Berry sure has come a long way from the burlap sack and her no bed, no electricity, no running water shanty she shared with 40 other black families back on the plantation. I wonder if she ever looks back at the time when she was just a black kid watching her family working the plantation fields learning how to sew, you know a time that I bet she never thought she’d be in Hollywood all glamorous and on the big screen spending her afternoons buying herself designer clothes, living in designer houses, driving luxury cars and getting knocked up by white male models. The whole thing is like a fairytale, Disney should make a cartoon about her life or some shit….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Halle Berry|Shopping

2009

11

Sep

Gemma Atkinson’s 2010 Calendar Preview of the Day

Remember Gemma Atkinson, that UK bitch with big tits who was all over the fuckin’ place over the course of the last 5 years until one day pretty much dropping off the map, or at least out of my view and I totally forgot about her, because ugly chicks with big tits who get photoshopped into something worth fucking aren’t that appealing to me, unless they are riding my face like a T-Bar at the ski hill, but here she is tryin to make us remember her everyday of the year with this 2010 Calendar, something you’d think would be outdated now that we have smartphones, computers, digital cameras and watches with the date all over the shit, but I guess no one said she was an innovator, and I guess there will always be a weird immigrant mechanic keepin’ up tradition from the old country who likes to have seemingly hot sluts posing next to dates, but I find the whole thing dull…

Posted in:2010 Calendar|Gemma Atkinson

2009

11

Sep

Esti Ginzborg Israeli Bikini Model in a Bikini in Israel of the Day

Her name is Esit Ginzborg and she is an Israeli model who was recently in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. So she’s young and up and coming and she spends her life in a bikini on the beaches of Tel Aviv and she looks pretty hot to me.

I figured I’d post her pictures in honor of September 11, because you’d think living in Israel she’d would actually have a right to fear terrorism since it’s in her backyard and a regular thing, but I guess she isn’t as theatrical as Americans are with their terrorism, you know from money making TV specials to Amber alerts and serious racism towards Arabs, and instead she is bein’ laid back and kickin’ it on the fuckin’ beach, a lesson some of you should learn from…..because you can’t live in fucking fear, except of AIDS after the condom breaks when fucking hookers…

Another lesson you can learn from September 11th, it is that working kills.

Pics via SplashNews

Posted in:Bikini|Esti Ginzborg|Israel|Tel Aviv

2009

11

Sep

2010 Hooters Catalog Preview of the Day

I like to think I have a refined palate, you know one that has traveled the world tasting the best foods each nation has to offer and on that journey that is my life, I have come across Hooters and although the concept was seemingly genius, you know busty chicks in booty shorts serving me food, until seeing that none of them were hot and girls at downtown bars and restaurants dress sluttier than those trashy suburban Hooters costumes. Either way, the place made me sick to my fucking stomach when trying to eat one of their shitty fuckin’ meals, which didn’t surprise me considering everything that comes out of the USA is good in theory, but smells and tastes like shit. I’m talking to you Lady Gaga.

Here is a preview of their 2010 calendar….with sluts who definitely don’t work at my local Hooters.

Posted in:Catalog|Hooters

2009

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I realized that sobriety fucks me up. I was totally sober last night. I only drank two glasses of the shittiest wine you can imagine and took a couple downers some inuit prostitute gave me in exchange for a cigarette, and didn’t manage to get my stepLINKS up, which was a real tragedy, but today, I drank a hell of a lot and I’m doing the responsible thing. I wish I had a boss to give me a raise, or some time off for my good behavior, but there’s just me here….oh well….on my way home I saw at least 5 or 6 different people in different parts of town throwing up drunk. I guess that’s some kind of sign from god, just not sure what the message is…..

Here are is my stepLINK….


Man I Think Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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The Worlds Fastest…..
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$20 Say Holly Madison Can Deep Throat That Pickle
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Because I Don’t Know About You, But I Have a Hangover and Busting a Load Always Seems to Help
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Kate Moss Panty Up Skirt
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Some Penny Cruz Hotness
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Cartoon Porn!!!
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If You Don’t Watch This Video, You’re Retarded
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The 10 Sexiest Sorority Girls
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Ultimate Flipbook Compilation
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 7 Most Annoying People On Your Company Softball Team
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Ahhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Kathy Griffen is Dresses as Kate Gosselin and It’s Kind of Amazing
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Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page Fake Lesbianism for Marie Claire
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Love Me Some Halle Berry
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God I Wanna Kill Gwenyth Paltrow
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And More Lady GaGa Disgustingness
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Catrin Claeson Lingerie
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Whose Got the Best Boobs?
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Who Doesn’t Love Model Nipple Slips
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Luna Shows Her Tits Off
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FINALLY THE MEGAN FOX SEX TAPE
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Meet Cindy Hope
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Nothing Like a Good Old Gang Beating – VIDEO
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AND NOW THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER MADE EVER
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And More Lindsay Lohan Twitter Craziness
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And More From the Octocrazy
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Joanna Krupa is Half Naked
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Big Tit Fight
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Man I Forget How Hot Keri Hilson is Sometimes
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Christine Mendoza Peels Off Her Bikini
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Ali Riviera is Kind of Weird Looking But I Would Still Fuck Her
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Kanya West Hates Liza Minelli
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Can Someone Explain What’s Going On With These Poodles?
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You May Kiss The Bride
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Peaches and Ivette
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Babes Who Love Weed, a Gallery
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Michael Jackson’s Final Farewell…For Real This Time
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TAYLOR MOMSEN IS BLONDE, 16, AND LOOKS GREAT IN HOT LEATHER!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Sep

Pregnant Penelope Cruz Pictures of the Day

Another one bites the dust….RIP Penelope Cruz’s sex appeal cuz bitch is reportedly knocked the fuck up. It happens to the best of them, I mean she’s just being a woman. We can’t really hate her, especailly when her nose was so fucking big, it was almost hard to love her, so if anything it all makes sense.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Penelope Cruz|Pregnant

2009

10

Sep

Kyra Sedgwick Showing Off Her Bra of the Day

Since Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick went broke thanks to Madoff, she’s realized that there is always a bulletproof, real easy way to make money to pay the bills and that’s to take off her fuckin’ clothes and show the world her underwear, or maybe she is not covering up because she can’t affort to buy a shirt with enough fabric to not be see thru and for that I’d like to take a minute to celebrate poverty and all the good things it does for us, like making girls desperate or too broke to cover-up.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Kyra Sedgwick