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2009

10

Sep

Sophie Monk has a Stalker Who Isn’t Me of the Day

Sophie Monk apparently has a stalker, I call bullshit, because everyone knows that she has herpes, and people with herpes never get stalked, they kinda get drunkenly fucked when people don’t really realize how much of a pain in the ass herpes actually is, because they are drunk, until waking up to pimples on their dick a few weeks later, wondering why they did what the did for only a few minutes of pleasure, unless I guess her stalker has herpes too, which is also possible, cuz I hear stalkers aren’t always the most hygienic or careful people when it comes to sexuality…..Not that I know for a fact that she has herpes, I just like to believe a herpes outbreak is what broke up her engagement to the Good Charlotte sister, its how she found out he cheated on her.

Here she is with her “Bodyguard”. I call bullshit on this and think she’s just trying to get some buzz cuz she can’t get work…you know show the producers how wanted she is by faking a stalker. Pathetic.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sophie Monk|stalker

2009

10

Sep

Girls Next Door do Kendra Wilkinson’s Baby Shower of the Day

I hate this Girl’s Next Door bullshit 3-way relationship Hef hustles. It annoys me that these whores are even known for more than just appearing in Playboy one issue. It is a fake love affair where he gets bitches are on payroll to pretend prostitute themselves to him to generate buzz , and if this lie was real, Hef and these bitches would be in fuckin’ jail.

It is fantasy designed to sell the Playboy brand. That’s why 3 girls agree to live together and pretend to date the same 80 year old, thinking it will advance their career while the pay is better than working the diner back home, and when they are built up, Hef replaces them for fresh pussy he wants to make money off of, while giving them all spinoff careers that he makes money off of, keeping the wheels on the machine in motion.

Either way, Kendra is pregnant, her fake tits are fatter than they once were, her fear of being able to breast feed a baby without poisoning it probably haven’t set in yet, and her fake friends threw her a fake babyshower, I am sure all paid for by Playboy….

Read some serious bullshit about the event like it’s actual fucking news, when really it is just some glorified press release for Playboy….

September 9th, 2009. Former Girls Next Door star Bridget Marquart throws a “surprise” baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson at Hugh Hefner’s personal assistant, Mary O’Connorís house. Earlier in the day Playboy Playmates and Hefner’s current girlfriends, Kristina Shannon, Karissa Shannon, and Crystal Harris were seen picking up balloons and gifts for the party in a chauffer driven limo.

Prior to the party former Girl Next Door star, Holly Madison, was seen taking out the trash, eating a pickle, and receiving pizza delivery for the party, “I got kicked out of the mansion, so I had to get a second job delivering pizza”she joked with a photographer. Numerous other women attended the party including Kendraís mother Patti and her Grandmother.

Making a fashionably late entrance, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner arrived at the party in his chauffer driven limo with the vanity plate “1 HEF.” Hefner gathered his three girlfriends and left teh party after staying a little more than 30 minutes. Insiders reported that an altercation between Hefner’s new girlfriends and other women at the party had occurred.

What baby shower would not be complete without a homosexual male dressed in a baby outfit. A man identified as Jonny Makeup arrived to the party dressed in a baby costume telling the photographers, “Kendra is going to change her first diaper”.

Partygoers dined on delivered Pizza Hut brand Pizza, Carmela Louise Catering, and Sunday Scoops Ice Cream compliments of Dandy Donís Homemade Ice Cream. Kendra and Bridget Marquart, both dressed in baby blue, gave each other a hug goodbye as they walked to their cars at the partys conclusion. Holly Madison and Jonny Makeup made an encore exit when Holly picked up Jonny and they both fell to the ground crashing into a row of trash bins. Right before Kandra departed she stood next to her car and started posing with a large mason jar filled with pickles.

The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew.

Posin’ with pickles, fags dressed in diapers, and …The entire event was filmed by a Playboy camera crew. Fuck yourself Kendra, I hope you have a still birth….cuz no baby deserves a whore of a mother and it’s too late for abortions or miscarriages…..

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Baby Shower|Bridget Marquartd|Girls Next Door|Holly Madison|Kendra Wilkinson|Pregnant

2009

10

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Voicemail Hacked a Year After the Fact of the Day

There was a time when I first started this site and thought it’d be fun to fuck with celebrities all the way from Canada without leaving the comfort of my disgusting smelling home that is hardly a home and more of a fuckin’ dump that homeless people wouldn’t sleep in. It was a time when they weren’t openly using the computer or really responsive to people they didn’t know, unlike today thanks to twitter and facebook….

I got bored and lazy. I loved stunts but I stopped trying to find celebrity emails and phone numbers to prank them cuz even when I did make progress I never got a big hit from it cuz no one really cared or believed me when I got through to a motherfucker. So it proved to be a waste of fucking time, like everything else I do, only it required more effort than everything else I do.

But some motherfucker didn’t…he went to the trouble of finding an old released screenshot of Lohan’s personal information, and hacked into her fuckin’ voicemail, her password was 1-2-3-4. He recorded the shit and put it on the internet and now I’m posting it here, because part of me respects his effort, the other part of me doesn’t care, but maybe you do….

Really, all this is going to do is make Lohan change her number, breaking our only link, breaking up our one-sided relationship, but it’s still a pretty big story, so I gotta post it….


The Crazy Motherfucker Who Broke This Story is AnimalNewYork – See what he’s saying about it
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Voicemail

2009

10

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is trying to hide from the paparazzi because she is leaving a club and she isn’t 21. Boring. Who gives a fuck, I’ve been drinking consistently since I was 14, I was in bars at 16, at 20, I was drunk everyday, fucking random whores and it was a good fucking time, it’s not like this bitch is 12 and wrecking shit up.

That said, celebrity pussy just doesn’t have the same fucking appeal it used to have a few years ago when the starlets were a group of troubled souls everyone idolized on a rampage, doing drugs, taking full advantage of their position, and since those girls have slowly disappeared and people have lost interest, no one has taken their place, so instead of posting about Lohan all night sex parties, I’m stuck talking about a bitch leaving a clube a few months before her 21st birthday. Fuck yourself.

The only thing funny about this is how small Hayden looks in the arm of an asian and I know how small asians are making me realize just how big my little dick would look in her midget hand. It’d me like fucking a 7 year old and I know all you weirdos love that shit….

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Hiding

2009

10

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

Ashley Tisdale can get all the plastic surgery she wants, but will never quite get all the plastic surgery she needs, because that level of science has just not been reached yet, we’re talkin some Holograph shit they used on CNN for the Obama campaign but the real fuckin’ version, where 3D artists can re-work her in ways the knife can’t.
Bitch can go to all the fucking pilates, yoga, core training classes she wants to, in efforts to tighten up that little fuckin’ body to distract us from her almost 30 year old face that pretends its almost 25 so she can get cast in Disney productions where she pretends she’s 15, but that’s not gonna make the Disney execs wanna fuck her like she was Miley, but that may not be because she’s disgusting to look at but because the pussy is legal drinking age, in case you didn’t know the whole Peter Pan story was based on Walt’s dream of never growin’ up so that the pussy stays the same underage age…but that doesn’t matter….

Bitch can wear all the slutty heels, or tight jeans with rhinestones on the shit like she was a common fuckin’ whore or at least a tacky piece of trash at the trailer park who puts out so her lifelong dream of being pregnant at 16 comes true, but that doesn’t mean anyone who takes her up on the offer actually thinks she’s hot just cuz she’s asking for it, guys are horny and will fuck anything and the fact that she’s on TV discounts the fact that she’s disgusting, hell even Darlene from Roseanne got fucked on the regular when she was at the top of her game and she wasn’t even like a whore who can’t get business no matter how many tricks she uses on her everything must go, going out of business, discount bargain basement bin” pussy.

Pics Via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly Watch

2009

10

Sep

Kristin Cavallari Fucks John Mayer Shorts and a Bikini Top for a Bra of the Day

Wanna hear something you won’t give a fuck about, but I know because it was emailed to me by someone who either things I will give a fuck, or who is paid to spread the rumor around to raise this cunts public profile and that’s that she has been John Mayer’s fuck slut for over the last 2 years secretly, like that makes any fucking difference on my fucking life in any fucking way. If anything it makes me question humanity. Do normal people go to the water cooler and tell each other this incredible news like they are friends with either Kristin Cavallari or John Mayer? Do they call each other up and say shit like “OMG, Guess What? John Mayer banged Kristin Cavallari!! Isn’t that amazing!?!”…Who fucking cares, kill yourself, seriously. She’s a bitch from Laguna Beach….and now crawled her way onto the set of The Hills…aka a fucking nobody. Here she is showing off a bikini top.

Pics Via INF

Posted in:Bikini|Kristin Cavallari|Shorts

2009

10

Sep

Rihanna and her Lesbian Haircut Bullshit of the Day

There is no way Rihanna got beat up by any fuckin’ man, especially not a pansy ass dancin’ celebrity who probably gets manicures and worries about whether his ass looks good in his tailored, made to fit, gangster jeans his high paid stylist picked up for him driving thru the ghetto and watching what hip hip heads really dress like. Chris Brown and his mother who saw her uterus as a meal ticket has been working towards being famous since he was a kid and there’s no time to get “hard” or “tough” or any of the shit that makes you man enough to treat your bitch like a fuckin’ bitch.

Based on her haircut and hard stare and her gutter upbringing in her garbage man dad’s shanty, I think it’s safe to say, she’s the one who doesn’t fuck around, and if motherfucker crosses the line, her lesbian 18 inch dildo get’s pulled the fuck out and put the fuck in his ass to teach him what being a faggot’s all about.

Here she is boring me in some shitty outfit while reminding me that girls who look like her are the kind militant dyke who crazy glue your dick to your stomach, or chop shit up as their mission is to bring one man down at a time.

Pics Via INF

Posted in:One Piece|Rihanna

2009

10

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Banned Peta Ad to Start the Day of the Day

Pam Anderson is in a Peta ad that has been banned by some CNN in the Airport network or some shit, because Peta realizes that they get more buzz if they get an ad banned somewhere, than if they actually run the ad on the network, because that’s just the kind of bullshit publicity stuntin’ motherfuckers they are. They also somehow trick celebrities with nothing better to do, to get on board with their fight against cruelty to animals, that I feel have more to do with generating buzz for Peta than actually helping the animals, making me wonder how much the woman who runs this shit makes a year, or if her passion really lies in pumpin’ all she can into the cause.

Either way, Pam is dressed like a “sexy” airport cop and I use that term loosely, because she’s loose and seeing her is like going to a Halloween party at the Old Folks home that went horribly wrong, but there’s some other girl’s bare ass and that compensates.

So fuck Peta, fuck Pam Anderson and fuck yourself while watching this, cuz you are weird.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|PETA

2009

10

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This was supposed to go up last night and I have no idea why it didn’t, I guess I fucked up, or my site fucked up either way, here it is now…

I just spent an hour lecturing my stepdaughter about how she has to stop fucking married men. It seems like every month or two there’s another story of a man leaving his wife for her, or a wife finding out about her and she finds the whole thing funny. I told her that these dudes are just using her like a home away from home, you know a place to keep their dick warm when they aren’t inside their wives and that they see her like a cheap motel, usually not staying more than an hour, a cheap motel that won’t rent me a fuckin’ room because apparently I’m not the kind of married man she’s willing to break a home over, which is okay cuz she’s a whore anyway and I can’t look at her the same way I did when she was barely 18 and still a virgin tanning on our patio, or watching TV in her little pajama booty shorts, before she discovered the fun of sticking things inside her that belong to someone else as often as her used up 23 year old pussy can. Not that you care about my family bullshit…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Nicole Richies Vagina Just Got a Whole Lot Baggier
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These Koreans Hate the USA As Much As I Do
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Keppy Brookes Has The Perfect Hourglass Figure
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Greek Playmate 2009 Efi Kyriakou Panty Upskirt
(Seriously, I Think This Chick Has a Dick)
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Because We All Need Something to Get Us Through the Week
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I’ll Give You Somewhere to Put That Tongue, and By Somewhere, I Mean My ASS
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The 9 Hottest Swedish Women
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SHUT DOWN BITCH! YO’ ASS GOT SERVED!
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Some Whores in Wigs Flashing What I Think is Underwear
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Some Documentary on Vodka Wars in Russia….
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Blunt is Boring But Fuckable Still
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16 Common Penalties That College Freshmen Should Avoid
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Striptease of the Day
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Honestly, Kim Catrell Has Never Turned Me On Like This Before
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So Here’s Tyra Banks’ Real Hair and It’s Just As Gross As You WOuld Imagine
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I’m Lovin’ Kim Kardashian as a Blonde
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Kanya West is Fucking Ridiculous
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Meet Anna Marie!
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Pam Anderson is a Naughty Security Guard
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Jessica Jane Clement in FHM
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I Love When Chicks Tits Pop Out on the Runway
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News Reporter FAIL – VIDEO
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Toys in the Bathroom…Sexy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Kate Moss Obviously Has No Sense of Humor
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Sandra Shine in Blue
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I Don’t Know What Hollyoaks is But Here Are Some Hot Sluts From It
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Holy Fuck, And I Thought I Was Drunk
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Some Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Throwbacks
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Megan Fox is At the Beach
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Sexy Blonde With Tanlines
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And More Megan Fox
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Get Ready to Have the Shits Like Never Before
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Mexican Reporter goes For a Swim
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Some New York Ladies You’d Love to Get Your Hands On
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Shay Laren Dressed Up and Taking It Off
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The Kardashian Sisters Are Still Fat, They Just Know How to Work Photoshop
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This Isn’t The Biggest Deal, But This Egg Inside of an Egg Thing is Freaking Me The Fuck Out
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And That’s What Brand New Titties Look Like!
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So Jack Black Fucked Kathy Griffen
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AHHHHHHHHH Twins
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And Now The Michelin Man’s Long Lost Sister
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What Your Girlfriend Really Thinks About Sex
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John Gosselin is Such a Douche Part 168 283
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Holy Shit, Those Are Some Really Big Tits!
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Blonde Hair, Nice Tits, Great Ass … I’m In Love!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

09

Sep

Stuttering Football Player of the Day

I know laughing at people’s speech impedements is real fucking mean because they can’t help themselves, but whenever I see an adult lisp or adult stutter, whether it is something a motherfucker can control or not, it makes me fucking laugh, it reminds me of some kind of cartoon or some shit and I can’t believe motherfucker is for real, it’s gotta be some kind of joke, but then I remember that he’s a football player, probably found in the bayou somewhere, where speech therapy in elementary school probably doesn’t exist and is now making more money than any of us ever will, so stutter or not, you know that tongue will be in hotter pussy that we’ll ever be in, so I guess he’s got the last laugh, but before he does, get your laughs in….

Posted in:Ellis Lanksder|Football|Stutter