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2009

27

Aug

Hilary Duff Whoring Out on Gossip Girl of the Day

I guess Hilary Duff got herself on Gossip Girl for more than one reason. Yesterday, I said that she was doing it to stay relevant, jumping up on a hot show so people would remember her, but now I think it’s got more to do with her using the show as an opportunity to get her TV crush up in her pussy because I guess now that she’s got all fat and dumpy and her boyfriend and his Hockey Team have slowed down on the stickin’ her ass and pussy while jerking each other off in some sort of team building initiation since it is the off season or some shit has made her desperate and figured she might as well get paid for male attention instead of paying for it and I guess none of that matters but here’s the picture proof anyway, cuz that’s what I do..

Posted in:Gossip Girl|Hilary Duff

2009

27

Aug

Brittany Snow Getitng Out of a Car and Showing Us Up Her Skirt of the Day

Her name is Brittany Snow and I had no idea who she was because her face is ugly and I don’t really like ugly chicks unless my dick is bounching off their “soft palate”, but it turns out that she’s from Tampa, a quite luxurious place if you are white trash and I also found out that her dad quit his job as an insurrance broker to work for her organizing her “schedule”, which is code for taking 20% of her paycheck cuz it worked out to more that the 45,000 dollars a year he was making before, only now he doesn’t have to go into work every fucking day, and I guess its the least this cunt could do because he pretty much made her and speaking of cunt, here he is getting in or out of a car flashing something that may or may not be her black vagina, and is probably just black panties…enjoy….weirdo.

Posted in:Brittany Snow|Upskirt

2009

27

Aug

Joan Rivers Risks Melting in the Sun of the Day

Sometimes when I am in bed late at night, I lay there thinking that if Joan Rivers’ face looks like this….what could her pussy possibly look like…is it made of plastic, or a rubber insert, or is it the original model she was born with, that’s had no work done to it and is riped like the old peach I found behind my kitchen table last week and I don’t even eat peaches. Shit was so rotten, it was just a dried up shell…there was no moisture or smell, just death…..and I guess I will never know the answer….

Posted in:Joan Rivers|Plastic Surgery

2009

27

Aug

Joanna Krupa is Making a Shitty Comeback of the Day

Joanna Krupa would be more interesting of a slut if she actually grew up in Poland during communism, instead the bitch fled the shit when she was 5 like some little pussy too scared to enter the Eastern European sex trade and that kind of lack of discipline and commitment to her journey to America the land of opportunity makes me mad. When I know she got her at 5 and lived an American life, with American wants and needs and lazy American struggle to the top, I realize why she is barely famous, but tried a few years ago and is trying again by being on Dancing with the Stars who are hardly stars….and here she is at some event….

All this whole comeback thing is too bad, because before she hit rock bottom she was modeling for some trashy lingerie company, showing off her titties and even rockin’s some crotchless panties, leading me to believe if things got bad enough for her, she woulda sucked dick on camera to stay relevant but then fuckin’ Dancing with the Stars had to ruin that shit for me….Cocksuckers….

Posted in:Comeback|Joanna Krupa

2009

27

Aug

Melissa Joan Hart’s Ugly Face Making Ugly Faces of the Day

I used to watch TGIF on ABC a bunch of years back and ponder where I went wrong in my life that at 30 I was sitting at home drinking whiskey with two teenage girls who weren’t mine watching TGIF on ABC like being wholesome was supposed to be fun or some shit. It was a turning point in my life where I figured I had made a mistake and fucking hookers and drinking myself into the gutter on random drug induced adventures was a hell of a lot more interesting that this shit and whenever this Teenage Witch bullshit would come on, I’d get real mad, because her fucked up face fucked up the only thing that was interesting about watching TGIF on ABC and that was fantasizing about fucking the shit out of the girls on the show. I’m talking to you Topanga, you fat useless whore…..

Posted in:Melissa Joan Hart|Ugly

2009

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up from being passed the fuck out for the last 6 hours because I guess I am dying or have some kind of terminal illness that hasn’t been detected because I haven’t passed out in public and saved by the paramedics, so instead I’m just a ticking timebomb, but I the good news is that I woke up with a hard on, meaning I still got it. The bad news is that the warm wetness I thought was a blowjob from an amazing girl was actually my dog lickin’ my dick. Now I have to deal with the fact that my wife doesn’t turn me on but my dog does so maybe that means I’m into beastiality or maybe it just means my wife is disgusting as fuck. Either way, here are my steplinks while I go Google “Signs I am into beastiality?” ….Enjoy….

Lucy Pinder Down Blouse
GO

Carla Velli is Topless
GO

Because You Can’t Be Mommmy’s Special Little Guy Forever
GO

GRANNY’S GOT A HOE!
GO

Whoe Knew a Little Kid Shitting Could Be So Adorable?!
GO

Commercials With Underlying Sex Themes Never Get Old
GO

Miley Cyrus Jailbait of the Day
GO

Anna Paquin is a Cunt in a See Thru Shirt
GO

Police Chase a Skater
GO

The 10 Hottest Multi-Racial Women
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

You Still Live in Your Moms Basement, So This One Goes Out to You!
GO

Get Ready for the Lohan Nudes and/or Sex Tape
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Emma Roberts Bikini Action
GO

Lohan Needs to Lay Off the Lip Injections
GO

Russel Brand is Hosting the VMAs Again, Amazing
GO

Tina is a Girl Next Door Type
GO

Does Denise Richards Just Get Paid For Walking About And Not Doing Shit?
GO

For Fuck Sakes, Look At Shauna Sands Face
GO

Bang and Old Dude, Get 2.4 Million Dollars. I’d Do It.
GO

The Future os Air Travel
GO

Zara At the Car Wash
GO

If I Was This Reporter, I’d Have Punched Him in the Face By Now – VIDEO
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Alison is the Clouds
GO

Camille and the Fucking Machine
GO

Let’s Play the Hair on Fire Drinking Game
GO

Chris Brown Better Stay the Hell Away From Rhianna
GO

Gallery of Drunk Sluts
GO

If There Were Two People I Could Make Dead With My Mind, It Would Be Heidi and Spencer
GO

Some Evan Rachel Wood Photos
GO

Huge Dildo and a Bit of Fisting
GO

Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
GO

Oilin’ Up Some Massive Jugs
GO

Because Girls Are The Only Reason I Go Out, Other Than The BOOZE
GO

Meet Carlie Christine
GO

Playboy Babe – Ashlyn Letizzia
GO

Joyce and Debra Are Some Fine Lookin’ Twins
GO

Bill O’Reilly Hates Jay-Z
GO

Would You Hold This for a Second?
GO

Rock God’s Wife Shows Off Her 38EEE-22-36 Bikini Body!
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DAY –
HELP FIND THESE MISSING TEENAGE GIRLS IN SAN DIEGO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Aug

Karina Smirnoff Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Here is Karina Smirnoff the Dancing with the Stars chick showing some skin, almost flashing her ass, and if you want to see the real deal, you can turn into her dancing show, because she shows a hell of a lot more skin there than in these pictures and the only reason I even care is because she’s named after a vodka company, and even if it is lowend bullshit vodka, shit’s better than the time I got drunk drinking rubbing alcohol to see if I’d go blind, not that that has anything to do with this whore, unless she’s the heir to the company, which I doubt, I think it’s most likely just a stage name playing up her Russian mail order bride roots….

Posted in:Karina Smirnoff|Upskirt

2009

26

Aug

Doutzen Kroes Squating and Showing Off Her Stomach of the Day

I am still trying to figure out who told Victoria’s Secret to get out of lingerie and to go into everyday clothes because these photoshoot pics of Doutzen Kroes would be a lot more interesting if I could see her pussy. I guess when people try to make money they lose their fuckin’ soul and we all have to fuckin’ suffer. Not that the Victoria’s Secret catalog played a huge role in my life, but the idea of girls in their underwear is a hell of a lot more interesting that the idea of girls in jeans. Pretty simple logic…

At least they were keeping it fresh with some of the weirdos on set….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Squatting|Stomach

2009

26

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Tight Dress on Set of the Day

Hilary Duff made the genius career move of guest starring on Gossip Girls and she did it wearing a tight dress. I guess when nothing else is really going on in your career as you slowly age and slowly get fat you have that constant fear of becoming a Jonathan Taylor Thomas where the fuck is he now situation, so you get on the hottest show and let the world know that despite your boyish good looks slowly disappearing like shit was David Copperfield, you aren’t dead yet and I’m really not complaining, whatever harnesses are in this dress are doing her some good.

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Tight Dress

2009

26

Aug

Miley Cyrus in Some Jean Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus has a face that reminds me of my friend who had some disorder and they had to put the motherfucker on some sort of steroid treatment that turned the motherfucker into some kind of walking marshmallow lookin’ piece of shit and it always shocks me when dudes I meet say she’s hot. I get it, the Disney guys in the office when she was 14 who had parental consent from Billy Ray did what they had to do, because they knew they weren’t going to jail, and when else do you get to fuck with a 14 year old. It’s like the time a stripper asked me to fuck her or the time that girl we never met asked my friend to piss in her face, you just gotta take the opportunity when it strikes, but for the average viewer who looks at this wonky faced slut and think it is awesome, I just will never grasp….
Here she is dressed like a cowboy because she is one.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Shorts