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2009

24

Aug

Ice T and Coco’s Tits Go Shopping of the Day

Ice T was out shopping with his permanent hooker wife. You see all he has to do is pay her in a nice lifestyle, buy her whatever she wants, pay for her plastic surgery addiction, pay the black magazines to feature her ass on the cover in some kind of ad deal, she sticks the fuck around and plays wife. That means she doesn’t have to strip ever again. That also means she refuses business from other John’s, unless Ice T feels gangster and decides to pimp her out, since he’s the boss and she does what he wants cuz that’s all part of the deal and the beauty is that he can’t go to jail for soliciting sex from her, since they are married. He’s got it all figured out, the whole plan is bulletproof if you are the kind of guy who only gets off to fuckin’ whores but don’t like the risk of fuckin’ whores……here she is with her tits getting paid…..

Posted in:Coco|Ice T|Tits

2009

24

Aug

Carla Bruni is Still in Her Bikini of the Day

I live near French people and they are lazy as fuck. They never seem to be working. They are always at lunch, drinking wine, eating cheese and bread and nothing ever gets done. It’s that whole livin’ the good life bullshit, but the last 2 weeks the President of the fuckin’ country has been chilling in his bathing suit with his hot assed power hungry/fuck her way to the top slut he is using as arm candy leading me to believe he’s a fuckin’ slacker, more interested in living out some romance on the French countryside, having picnics in the field under a tree and riding their bikes to the sea to skinny dip before making love on the fuckin’ rocks and less into running his fuckin’ country. I’d be mad if I was from France, but they probably have no idea what’s going on, because they are all out doin the same fuckin’ thing…I live in the wrong country….and here’s Carla Bruni and her hot ass in a bikini in pics cuz it’s better than nothing…..

Here’s Sarkozy waving to his people, thanking them for giving him the good life, and givin the rest of us a big fuck you, reminding us of that good life that we’re not livin

Posted in:Bikini|Carla Bruni

2009

24

Aug

Geri Halliwell Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

Here are pictures of Geri wearing a shirt for a dress like she just finished getting fucked by some business man she met at some expensive bar that she was looking for a husband at and who she instead ended up going back to a luxury hotel room with and she didn’t really have anything else to wear around while her cum covered dress was hanging in the bathroom drying.

I figured there would be other pictures that hit with a little more pussy in the shit, so I was prepping for it, but I don’t think they are, so I’ll post these anyway cuz we all like legs, except for my amputee fetishists, but I don’t write the site for you….

I guess the highlight of the pictures is how much her boyfriend looks like a fuckin’ cartoon character…

Posted in:Geri Halliwell|Legs

2009

24

Aug

Kate Gosselin’s Lesbian Ass in her Gym Clothes of the Day

Like all good single people, Kate Gosselin is heading home from the gym in spandex shorts because I guess she’s tryin to get the last of her freak baby making uterus fat toned the fuck up to land top quality pussy at the lesbian bars, which almost surprises me because I thought lesbians were more accepting of fat chicks.
I mean based on her show and the way she bossed Jon around like a fucking drill sergeant, I feel like she’s the kind of dyke who likes to wear the pants and have the big biceps no one wants to fuck with. You know the one with the strap on dildo strapped on at all fucking time….
Or maybe she just wants to be in top physical fitness because there’s a lot of pussy out there that isn’t going to lick itself that she’s been missing on all these years she sold her soul to television by pretending to be straight for a paycheck.
Or maybe she has more pressure on her in the lesbian world because she’s gone out and had so many fuckin’ babies and to lesbian’s that’s a whole lot of fuckin’ baggage, but at least they won’t have to go thru the whole gay couple adoption process if they settle with her but more importantly, they will probably appreciate the good life breeding provided for her, you know overdosing on fertility drugs, finding a sperm donor after pitching a show to TLC and having a dozen kids has made enough money to buy even the most expensive construction boots and plaid shirts on the market….
I guess it all works out in the end, now stare at this babymaking lesbian ass while it pumps gas with it’s lesbian haircut and lesbian ankle tattoo into its lesbian SUV….which isn’t very new age tree-huggin’ lesbian of her, but I guess she’s gotta fit all the kids inside her, like her vagina fits 4 lesbian fists inside her at all the lesbian parties, something she thanks breeding for everytime the other girls get excited about her talent….

Posted in:Kate Gosselin|Spandex

2009

24

Aug

Grandma Rape Story of the Day

Some grandmother in detroit is accusing her grandson of raping her. She is 47 years old, so it is safe to say that she’s a piece of fucking trash, because to have a grandson old enough to rape you, means he comes from a lineage of sluts who get knocked up at 16, so instead of complaining, she should just accept her fuckin’ fate, because it is the life she made for herself, and appreciate the dick inside her that she loves so much because dick got her in this mess to begin with and if anything try to get knocked up, because bitch still hasn’t hit menopause and trashy families love incest. Wht it all comes down to is that this give a whole new meaning to “My grandma’s got the best tasting cookie”…..

Posted in:Grandma|Rape

2009

24

Aug

Katy Perry Hugging Taylor Swift and She Liked It of the Day

Katy Perry is a cunt and as far as I am concerned everything she touches turns to shit. Whether it is teenage lesbian fantasies that now have the “kissed a girl and liked it” soundtrack, or my radio that I broke because everytime I turn it on hearing one of her songs is in the near future, or that band her boyfriend is in that I can’t take seriously anymore because I know the lead singer fucks her, and even fat tits are starting to lose their appeal cuz this bitch haunts me.

Here she is tainting Taylor Swift with her ugly face and toned down stupid outfit cuz she thinks that will work for her like she was Lady Gaga….

Here she is performing at V-Fest without pants on because that’s what all the popstars are doing and she’s trying to keep up cuz it’s not that easy for a bottom feeding useless piece of garbage who is losing out to a tranny like Lady Gaga in this race to popstardom…it looks like she’s in a fucking diaper….so fuck them all is what I say….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Lesbianism|Taylor Swift

2009

24

Aug

Kourtney Kardashian Getting Fat With Her White K-Fed Named Scott Disick of the Day

I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes….

I decided to google Scott Disick because I really have nothing better to do with my time and figured no one out there would waste their time on doin the shit themeselves, because people don’t really care about no names and I found out some funny shit….

FIrst, Scott grey up in a wealthy home and went to private schools, but his parents went broke and he is being known as a womanizer, basically trying to sleep his way to the lifestyle he wants, and leaving his sperm in the best uterus that comes along to be set for life, a modern day K-Fed who we should celebrate, unfortunately for him tho, he didn’t quite bag a Britney and pobably has to listen to a whole lot more whining and bitching and bratty, high maintenance shit cuz that’s just what these trashy Kardashian’s are….he really shoulda just used her as a stepping stone to meet someone more famous….

Either way, here is Kourtney letting loose with her using man and the whole thing is funny to me…..especially when I look at his shoes, then his Clark Kent hair and his smug look on his face like he’s totally got this all worked out and won the game of life…while his girl gets fatter and fatter by the bite….amazing….

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Scott Disick

2009

24

Aug

Skinny Ashlee Simpson in a Tube Dress Getting Felt Up By a Chick of the Day

The good thing about girls getting knocked up when they are young is that they bounce back a hell of a lot better than my wife did. I guess it could have something to do with the fact that these bitches have hired help to pretty much do every single thing in the house and for the kid while they just sit around talking about her husbands homosexuality or whatever the fuck they talk about and here she is making an appearace because I guess she’s ready to work again.

I was never a huge Ashlee Simpson fan, if anything she was the awkward, ugly talentless sister I’d want to fuck to get to the hotter older sister and I am definitely not a fan of her showing off the panties Pete Wentz wore the night they got pregnant, or even the vagina Pete Wentz had to artificially inseminate in the bathroom with a turkey baster and his boytoy’s mouth full of his cum keeping it room temperature so the sperm don’t die, but I will say she looks pretty much better than ever, thanks to 3 years of being with a fag who won’t fuck her but will stand next to the treadmill encouraging her to become hot, because straight boys are his favorite kind of boy to fuck…..if you know what I mean…

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Skinny|Tits

2009

24

Aug

Heidi Montag for the Miss Universe Pageant of the Day

I was watching an interview with Heidi Montag on one of those Access Hollywood type shows over the weekend while at my friend’s house. She was being asked about her tits and how they aren’t as big as she wants them to be and then they went into the amount of orgasams she has in a day where she went on about Spencer’s dick being perfection, and the whole thing disgusted me but not as much as her Miss Universe performance where I am pretty sure she was lip syncing the worst song in the history of songs and the whole thing is fuckin’ with my head, because for the most part, fake titty blonde girls doing shitty stage shows is a huge part of who I am and what I like doing with my time…..but I won’t let scum like this twat and her stupid publicity stunts affect me, she’s just a fucking joke and everything she does is pretty laughable, even if she makes a lot more money than all of us combined, she’s still a fucking clown and I’ll just wait patiently for the day Spencer’s hanging from the rafters in a Canadian Motel after stuffing her in a suitcase….yes, this is a what too soon situation….

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Miss Universe

2009

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just walking next to a polluted river and the asshole I was with thought it would be funny to throw me in the water, possibly because we did mushrooms this morning, but probably because he’s a piece of fucking shit, something I smell a lot like because that’s what I just fuckin’ swam in. Unfortunately I didn’t drown, but here are my stepLINKS and I’m gonna go shower before I get the flesh eating disease or whatever the fuck you get from swimming in sewage. I suck at life or maybe life just sucks…either way, here are my links…

LET’S ALL GO TO MEXICO CAUSE THE GOOD SHIT IS LEGAL!
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Say It Three Times!! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice! Tweetlejuice!
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More Reasons Why You Should Visit Cleveland!!
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Lohan Got Her Lips Injected and I Can Think Of a Few Good Places For Her to Put Them
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Because I Know You Still Have Pending Charges In That Peeping Tom Case
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LET ME TWITTER THAT HOMEBOY!!
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Katie Price Spear Eagle? Is That You?
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Why the Fuck is Renee Zellweger All Over the Place Lately
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25 Hot Vintage Babes
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ATTN TWLIGHT NUTS!
You Too Can Have Edwards Sparkling Peen
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Striptease of the Day
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Pauly Shore Wants Attention
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Maybe Kourtney Kardashian is Faking Her Pregnancy
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I Wanna Bang Marisa Tomei So Fucking Bad
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Nikol & Zuzana Z Get It On
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If Theres Someone I Could Make Dead With My Mind, It Would Be Spencer Pratt
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Kristen Stewart is Getting Naked in Some Stripper Movie
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Won’t Shut Up
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Miranda Kerr Gallery
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Jemma is Cute As a Button
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Trampline Accident Ha Ha Ha
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She’s Got a Huge Clit
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Lezzies Get It On
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Fat Man in a BMX
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Was Michael Jackson a Chubby Chaser?
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Some Hannah Hilton is Always Nice
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Leighton Meester is Leggy
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Emma Frain Strips Down
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Ashley Roberts Bikini Shots
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Ember Teases in a Tiny Bikini
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Miami Daily Hotties Cause They Are Hotter Than the Sun
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Fat Man At the Pool
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The Gorgeous Girls of Miss Universe 2009: Bikini Edition
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Ladies in Red
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Some Playboy Babes To End the Week Right
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College Professor Tased In Courtroom
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Pornstar Meltdown
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SOMEONE THREW A DILDO AT ADAM LAMBERT
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Knocked the Fuck Out
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Not That an Interestng Holy Union
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10 Hottest Muslim Women
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Bianca Beauchamp and Aria Giovanni Are Pussy Lickin’ Wrestlers In The Nude!
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Watch The Video…..
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Hot Video of Ice-T’s Whore Wife Coco
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Posted in:stepLINKS