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2009

22

Jul

Bai Ling Showin’ Off Skin of the Day

The beauty of Asian women is that I can never tell how old they are. I know Bai Ling’s been around longer than I’ve been doing the site and that she is likely in her mid to late 40s, but for some reason she doesn’t look like she’s aged a fuckin’ day since I started this shit. Her body is still tight, her nipples still long, and I assume her pussy still as tight as the sweatshop owner she used to work for who I know claimed it was when she was 12 and a good sport about getting paid with rape. I don’t actually know a sweatshop owner, i guess it’s just a sick fantasy of mine that I live out everytime I try to speak binary code to the chinese girls I meet, you know bust out my calculator and type in series of 0s and 1s, cuz I read that’s what robots understand, hoping one of them will let me play with their ageless vaginas, but they find me offensive and he police don’t usually buy my “I thought she was a councillor” when I get caught buying one I met in daycamp ice cream….

Pics via FAME PICTURES

Posted in:Bai Ling|Clothes

2009

22

Jul

Nicolette Sheridan Suckin’ Bottles of the Day

< I wish I could get excited about watching a girl suck on a water bottle makes it easy to imagine them suckin' a dick. It makes it even easier if you have the picture of her doing it, cuz all it takes is a little photoshop, and next thing you know you are reliving your Michael Bolton blowjob fantasy you've had since you first saw his flowing blonde hair when you were 12, you know because he spent the last decade fuckin' this cunt. Literally. I mean unless he's only into anal and dating chicks is just for show, because his audience is primarily women, and if they knew what the rest of us knew, maybe they'd stop buying his albums and jerking off to his liner notes like it was still the '80s.

Posted in:Bottle|Nicolette Sheridan

2009

22

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Happy Legs of the Day

So I emailed Samantha Ronson asking for her BBM because I was given a Blackberry last week, she told me she didn’t use BBM, so I’m on facebook and her status is asking whether she should download the new BBM 5.1, so not only does bitch use BBM, she also knows the fuckin’ version of software she uses, and when I called her out on it. she just ignored me…..Lesbians….They are such penis haters….If I had a pussy, she’d be all up on this like she was all up on Lohan back before she was famous.

Here is Lohan and her legs lookin’ happy to be alive, look at the smile on her face, the same face that lets vagina get smeared all over it, and for some reason I find that such a hard thing to visualize, despite Lohan’s sexually history, I just can’t see her fuckin guys or girls, she’s more of the passed out in the corner puking kind of girl….

I wonder why she is so happy, I guess she got her STD tests back and she passed, because it is hard for lesbians to transmit the HIV virus to each other unless they have cuts in their mouths.

Or Maybe it’s just a beautiful day in Hollywood….

Overall, I really don’t give a fuck…..

Posted in:Happy|Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

22

Jul

A Sad Day for Muff Road of the Day

Fox is perverted. They did a story on Muff Road having to change its name in some town in New Zealand because people are stealing the signs for I guess their frat houses, because I can’t see why anyone would want a Muff Road sign, unless they were homos trying to hide their homosexuality by living in a house with a bunch of men and fucking chicks together, with decor representative of manliness like sports posters to show your guest that you can’t be gay, even though you live with a bunch of dudes, cuz you like football, and your empty beer and booze bottle collections, to show your guests how much you can drink, cuz you’re a man who fucks chicks with the boys, and you’re shelf with your porn collection, and old posters of Pam Anderson and a stack of Playboy’s since you’re not Gay even though you’re “frat mates” shove broom handles in your ass.

The whole thing is totally not newsworthy, but made it on the news, because I guess the people at this local Fox affiliate thought it is funny because Muff means vagina and felt they needed to share it with the tri state area…or wherever their shit is broadcast.. Do you get it? I mean the joke, I don’t mean actual muff, know you don’t get actual muff….

Posted in:Muff Road

2009

22

Jul

Some Slut Named Patrizia Daddario Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

I didn’t know who this bitch was – so I googled it….

Over seven pages in the Spanish magazine Interviu, Patrizia D’Addario poses in a series of see-though tops alongside a swimming pool at a villa in Rome.
Little more than a stone’s throw away is the Palazzo Gravioli, the Rome residence of Silvio Berlusconi. It was inside the walls of the Palazzo where the blonde escort claims she slept with the Italian Prime Minister.

You’d think the Italian Prime Minister would have a little better taste and if he was to bang a whore, he’d do one that was worth banging, not that all women aren’t worth banging, just when you are in a position of power you can leave the table scraps for the rest of us, instead of giving the table scraps some kind of ego, when that ego should be reserved for models. Motherfucker’s screwing up the whole chain of fuckin’ command….

Here are those pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Patrizia Daddario|Photoshoot|Thong|Topless|Wet

2009

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Beyonce was in town. I only found out after the show started. Not that I would have gone. I am just surprised that she never reached out and personally to invite me to the show, to party or even back to her hotel room to eat fried chicken and by fried chicken, I mean her pussy (that’s the name we’ve given it because shit’s got the same consistency and smell) and I’m pretty offended, I mean after all these years of defending and praising her fat, disgusting, jealous of Rihanna and responsible of Jennifer Hudson’s family getting murdered, while pussy whippin’ Jay Z like shit was a gun and he was still sellin rock ass, she should say my name bitch….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Fergie Has a Lady Bulge
GO

Because The Chances of You Meeting a Girl in Real Life Today Are Slim to Non
GO

How Awesome Does The Most Recent Dyke Fight of Sam Ronson and Lohan Sound?
GO

10 ButterFaces You’d Still Fuck
GO

Bruno?! Borat?! WTF?!!
GO

Jaslene Gonzalez is a hot ass supermodel whore
GO

When Dance Dance Revolution Ends in a Fight…
GO

Jenn Aniston May Be Desperate, but MAN She’s got a Tight Ass
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Who Can Dance More Slutty is Probably Not a Contest You Want to Win
GO

An Army of Children or Not, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie
GO

The Kama Sutra for Fat People
GO

This Infomercial Spoof is Amazing!!
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
GO

IF Cameron Diaz is Banging Everyone, Then Hopefully I Am Next!
GO

I Can’t Wait To See How Big Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Get
GO

Of Course the Fucking Japs Are Nuts For Harry Potter
GO

I Wish Victoria Beckham Would Dress Like a Slut More
Cause Right Now She’s Making My Boner Sad
GO

Britney Spears is Still a Slut and I Like It
GO

Kate Brenner is Washing Her Car
GO

If Megan Fox Turns Down a Bond Role, She is an Idiot
GO

So, Are These the ‘Unofficial’ Members of the Pussycat Dolls, Or What
GO

Britney Spears Looks Like Her Old, Airbrushed, Bangable Self in the Pics
GO

Luna’s Giving You a Cam Show
GO

Epic Snow Mobile Fail
GO

Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie’s New Step Mother
I Swear You Can’t Make This Shit Up
GO

Sexy, Hardcore Slut
GO

Sandra Shine in Red Lingerie
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

April Scott is Lookin Good as Always
GO

These Then and Now Photos Are Actually Pretty Awesome
GO

I Think The Real Question is Who Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl?
GO

If Joe Jackson Was a Perfect Father, I Am Thin, Educated and Sober
GO

Remember Kylie Minogue in That Fucking White Dress That Gave You Such a Boner It Hurt?
GO

Meet Michaela, She’s Expecting You
GO

Remember Gena Lee Nolan From Baywatch
GO

Rachel Star and Her Booty Are On the Stairs
GO

Shawna Lee Puts Most Girls To Shame
GO

I’d Bang Emmanuelle Chriqui and I Know You Would Too
GO

Bam Margera is Drinking Himself to Death
GO

Move Over Ike and Tina, Here Are Your Successors!!
GO

It’s Party Time
GO

How Many Bitches Have Fake Tits…I Know of At Least One in This Picture…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

21

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt in her White Bikini of the Day

I hate this useless whore of a woman and everything she does. I don’t know how I can post more bikini pictures of her because they all kinda spill into each other and are exactly the fucking same, except when she’s whoring herself for her greek shipping billionaire who she wallet fucks because the world has no room for a 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl anymore, well at least not this played out 40 year old fake titty Swedish girl, because Swedish girls are supposed to naturally have big tits, and maybe that’s where her insecurity all started back when she lost Miss Sweden pageant to a real Swedish girl, and she had to rush to the plastic surgeon to make good and I guess who really cares….

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt|White Bikini

2009

21

Jul

Eva Mendes on a Boat with Men of the Day

I guess Eva Mendes is a fag hag or in Europe, because she’s here on some yacht with a bunch of men who have to be gay…or European.

I don’t have anything else to say about this. I could go on a rant about pretending you are gay to get women naked , or on your boat in some shit you’d expect to see the slut on “The Golden Girls” to be wearing in her Florida home, but why fuckin’ bother, all you want to do is look at the pictures anyway…

Posted in:Boat|Eva Mendes|Men

2009

21

Jul

Lo Bosworth Has a Shitty Body of the Day

Wow, another girl from The Hills with a shitty body, what the fuck are they trying to teach today’s teenagers, that being a dumpy useless slut pays the fuckin’ bills. At least in the 90s, bitches thought the only way to make it was fake tits and fake blonde hair, you know the Playboy tattoo on the hip whore route, now they are gonna think average lookin’ nobodies have what it takes and that’s fucking shitty for breeding low self esteem something all of us need to get girls to fuck us. That is just another reason to add to the list of why The Hills is ruining my life….one day soon someone is going to suicide bomb the shit and that person is going to be carved into a statue like the hero he fuckin’ is….

Posted in:Lo Bosworth|Shitty Body

2009

21

Jul

Lady Victoria Hervey’s Inbred Royal Body on the Beach of the Day

I read that this “girl” was a model at one point in her life and if that’s the fucking case, it only happened because of her family. They are some UK Royalty or some shit and I guess opens a few doors for a bitch who looks like she was either born premature or who didn’t get enough oxygen coming out of the womb forcing her natural development to slow the fuck down, cuz lookin at these pictures of her asymmetric, uneven breasts, I believe the whole Royalty is generations and generations of inbreeding, cuz you gotta keep the blood blue and her sex appeal to potential rapists way the fuck down. If anything her dog should be walking her. Old, bad joke, I know. But it’s true. He’s the only thing worth fuckin’ in the picture and I don’t even like fuckin’ dogs, unless I am really desperate and they are strays cuz I know they won’t tell on me.

Posted in:Bikini|Lady Victoria Hervey