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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2009

Aug

Some Kathy Lee Gifford Tit in a Dress for Old Times of the Day

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Before Kathy Lee Gifford was a botox, jacked up face dinosaur, she used to be on morning television in an era when internet porn wasn’t accessible and I only had one channel, pretty much making her my little whore on at least one occassion when I happened to be awake at 9 am. There was just something about her fat tits, the idea of her red pubic hair and her annoying uptight attitude that I liked. I think it had to do with knowing I was far too dirty a motherfucker for her to even throw a dollar at without using hand sanitizer in a time before hand sanitizer existed and I am sure I am not the only one who jerked off to her back when she was on Regis with Kelly, otherwise they woulda never kept her on the show….I’m talking to you Regis…You little pig….

Here are her tits and botox face for old times…….

Here’s Kathy Lee Seducing me in a white dress with Shania Twain….

Here’s Kathy Lee Seducing me in a Pant Suit with Bernadette Peters….

Posted in:Kathy Lee Gifford|Tits

2009

Aug

Carmen Electra is Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

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I think it’s time for Carmen Electra to throw that stipperobics DVD she hosted back in and start practicing what she learned cuz she’s lookin’ fat. Maybe she’s getting ready for a role as a fat chick, but I don’t think Carmen Electra ever got work for any reason other than her hot body….

I guess it is normal that with age comes sagging and weight gain and as much as I liked Carmen Electra and her fake tits, that Iam sure she’s glad she has now that her body has started to turn thick and rectangular, and they keep things a little top heavy and curvy like some kind of optical illusion, like most post-menopausal women and that I am sure she was glad she had when she was younger because they are a hug part of her fucking career, but that I am not glad she has because I hate fake tits, not that my opinion really matters to this whore, so I don’t know why I’m bothering writing it out, I should just say appreciate this bitch while you can, because like a roller coaster ride, the fun always comes to an end and I have a feeling these pics are the last fuckin’ stretch and I’m just amazed that with a body like this, she hasn’t had a few kids fuck her shit up, instead she only has her and her laziness to blame….

Posted in:Carmen Electra|Fat

2009

Aug

Mena Suvari and her Forehead in a Bikini of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Mena Suvari is that she must be 40 years old by now, but she’s still got the upper body of a 12 year old and the ass of a stallion…wait…that sounded kinda gay…what I was trying to say is that her ass is all firm and round and amazing like it was when she hit puberty….and it is weird because when she was in the America Pie movies and she was put up against Tara Reid and Shannon Elizabeth I barely notcied her and the only reason I did was because of the way her alien-lookin’ forehead reflected the light blinded me and reminded me of a night a fell asleep on the train tracks and was rudely awaken by some cop shining his flashlight in my fucking face, before he beat the fuck out of me, but look at her now….

Posted in:Bikini|Mena Suvari

2009

Aug

Vote for Kayden Kross of the Day

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I hate Spike, but I love Kayden Kross, so before I get started I want everyone to know I am doing this for her and not for them.

She hit me up saying she entered some contest with Spike asking me to vote for her and as I looked around at the other girls and thought it was a fucking crime that she wasn’t winning, because based on her look, her pics and her video she’s got it going on and the other girls are ghetto, cheesy trash they found at the Ed Hardy discount bin.

I realized that it had something to do with Spike being a piece of fucking shit since along with robbing Kayden of the lead she deserves, also refuse to work with me, but that doesn’t right this wrong, so I am turning to you motherfuckers to vote for her, because she deserves it and Spike are assholes, but more importantly, because she will marry me as a publicity stunt if she does win and I’ll live-feed that circus act for you.

I know you didn’t pull thru the last contest she was in, so let’s not fuck me over again….

Vote For Kayden – Give Her a 10
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Posted in:Contest|Kayden Kross|Spike TV

2009

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just watching a lot of these frosh girls on pretty much their first week of University going out to get drunk for the first time in the city on their own and it was pretty entertaining to see just how green they are. I know that not only will they be little drunken whores getting gangbanged by the end of the semester, but I also know that at the end of tonight they’ll probably be getting fingered by some punk covered in puke. It’s just nice to see the start of a beautiful thing, you know before it is tainted. I thought about talking to them but for the first time in my life, I realized just how fuckin young 18 is and had no fuckin’ interest, not to mention they’re still a little too fresh and easily intimidated, I need them a little closer to when they are addicted to ritalin (it’s a gateway drug) and rockin’ a little herpes, not because I like herpes but because I know herpes will make them realize they are tainted little whores we all know they are and a little less picky when it comes to what cock they are shoving down their throat….

Here are links….

Surprise! Jennifer Ansiton is Fucking Her Co-Star
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Sluts You’ll Def Want a Piece Of
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I Guess Half Birthday Sex is Better Than No Sex At All
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15 Little Known Facts About Women
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More of Heidi Montage Being a Good Christian With Excellent Morals
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Beyonce in Slow Motion
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LeAnn Rimes Panty Flash
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Amanda Seyfried is Weird Looking, But In that I Still Want to Bang Her Type of Way
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Mascot Fail – VIDEO
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striptease of the Day
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Fetish: Sluts Who Smoke
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Lohan Got Robber (Cue Nelson From The Simpson’s ‘HAHA’)
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Katie Price is a Delicate Virgin Flower Who Shouldn’t Associate with Such Trash
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Sofia Bush’s ass hanging out in NYC
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Your Daily Megan Fox
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Liz and Her Bedside Manners
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Cindy Crawford Has Still Got It
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Coco?
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And Here’s The Trailer For Halloween 2
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Roxy Carter is Lounging Around
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HIPPIE BEAT DOWN!
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Small Titted Lesbians
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Her Bra = Tool Box
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She’s a Dirty, Dirty Girl
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The Asshole Who Killed His Stripper Wife and Stuffed Her In a Suitcase Offed Himself
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Maria Menounos is Lookin Fine
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Doetzen Kroes is Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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She’s a Bad, Bad Kitty
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Carla Bruni is in a Bikini
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Kasia is a Stripping Nurse
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I’d Like to Bang Milla Jovovich in Her Nice, White Wedding Dress
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Club Hotties Who Will Make You Drool
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Peach is Going to War
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Here’s That Dead Chicks Playboy Spread
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when Magic Happens!
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The Downside of Having a Foot Long Penis
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Mena Suvari Bikini Bod
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44 Sexiest Celebrity Beach Butts 2009
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Freaky Old Porno
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Suzie Cocktail: Postive Thinking
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

Aug

Helena Bonham Carter in Her Bathing Suit Scares Me of the Day

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Remember this bitch from Fight Club? Well it looks like that her common law husband, Tim Burton turned her into one of the gothic monsters you’d find in one of his movies. Only I don’t remember Beetle Juice or Edward Scissor Hands or even Pee Wee’s big adventure being a sloppy fat bitch in a bikini….maybe he based this look off the movie Big Fish and he pulled it off by letting her on set of Charlie and the Chocolate factory…..cuz he got turned on shooting Planet of the Apes and wanted his woman to have the same fuckin’ body type as those motherfuckers…..

I always thought Goths liked to look more like dying corpses but I guess she is keepin it real since she looks like fuckin’ hell.

You liked that play on words didn’t you. I’m sure I coulda done better but it’s the end of the fuckin’ day, now stare at this cellulite ridden ass and have nightmares…that’s all Tim Burton wanted in makin her look like this….

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Helena Bonham Carter|Tim Burton

2009

Aug

Natasha Henstridge Goin’ Nuts on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know what the fuck Natasha Henstridge is all excited about, she looks like shit and she knows it, otherwise she wouldn’t be all covered up on the fuckin’ beach. Maybe she’s doing it as a distraction, like people will be too preoccupied watching her song and dance clown performance to realize how much she’s let herself go, or maybe she just wants us thinking she’s crazy and that she must be on brain meds that make her retain water or some shit, because compulsive eating isn’t as luxurious a disorder.

Here are some pics of her in her bikini from a year ago when she looked less like an eater and more like someone I wanted to fuck….
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Here are those pics of her acting a fool….

Posted in:Beach|Natasha Henstridge

2009

Aug

Rachel Zoe Looks Like a Wet Rat on the Beach of the Day

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I was walking my dog the other day and I saw all these flies circling something on the ground. When I got closer I realized that it was some dead animal or its fetus that was hairless and weird lookin’. I am not sure what it was but it was really pink and hairless and looked like skin was pulled over a little skeleton. I thought about taking a picture to share with you, but I am a pussy when it comes to that shit and I started gagging, but thanks to Rachel Zoe I don’t have to because it pretty much looked like she does, just instead of wearing a black sheet on the beach, it wore maggots that were eating its organs….

As much as we can make fun of this rat of a woman, the truth is that she was a stylist at the peak of Lohan/Richie and all those other young slutty celebrities, and she is the reason they all got skinny, and in them getting skinny, they put a ton of pressure on the teenage girls of that era to be skinny, all of whom are around 18 now and all of whom are superficial little sluts who aren’t fat and dress half naked. So if anything Rachel Zoe deserves some fuckin’ love and we should be celebrating her as we watch her struggle on her walk on the beach because she feels weak from not eating, because it won’t be too long before its too late and she’s wheelchiar bound or dead from an anorexic heart attack, and no hero deserves to go down like that….

Posted in:Beach|Rachel Zoe

2009

Aug

Leanne Rimes the Cheating Whore with Psoriasis Workin’ Out of the Day

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I used to bond with a dude, not in a gay way, but in a “we both have really fat wives” way. He was a lot younger and lived across the street from me and for a few months we’d run into each other at the store buying ice cream or chips for our wives late night, and eventually we’d laugh about the shit and start telling horror storries about our wives. It was like a “My wife’s so fat” marathon at least once a week, eventually we started drinking together and our bond was our hatred for the fact that we have to share a bed with a fuckin’ barn animal everynight. He moved and we didn’t keep in touch, cuz I don’t do that faggot penpal shit, but I ran into him the other day and he was with a fuckin’ model lookin chick. She was in spandex shorts like she just finished working out and her ass was incredible. It was like he pulled her out of a mail order catalog or saved her from Brazil or some shit and I pulled him aside and asked what the fuck happened and he turned to me and said “one day she just decided to stop eating shit and working out and that was the best day of my life”….I was blown the fuck away, this hot piece of ass was the ugly fat chick he married who pulled her shit together, it was fuckin’ impossible, beneath all that fat was a fucking supermodel who is stickin’ by his side because she actually loved him and believes he actually loves her because he was there was she was at her lowest, that shit doesn’t even happen in fuckin’ movies…but gives me hope….even though my wife would never try to lose weight and if she did, she’d be the kind of girl who would end up 10 times uglier and disproportionate like some kind of monster or cartoon character because that’s the kind of luck I have….

Here are some pics of Leanne Rimes jogging….all fit and ugly to look at for the diehard fans who still have pics of her when she was 16 on their computers to jerk off to……too bad no one photoshopped her face in these pics…I feel like I am watching a dude jog….

Posted in:Jogging|Leanne Rimes

2009

Aug

Jennifer Tilly’s Tits in Leopard Print Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jennifer Tilly brought her sloppy lookin’ body out to the pool and all you fans of Jennifer Tilly’s tits should have been expecting this because 95% of the time a girl has retardedly big tits, the rest of her follows fuckin’ suit. At least she tried to be ironic by wearing an animal print, because she looks like she belongs in a fuckin’ barn and I feel like I am at the fuckin’ zoo watching a slob in its natural habitat, only next time she should go for the cowprint, to be a little more accurate.

I know some of you get excited about big tits, so I guess she deserves a post, even if her body really deserves a fuckin’ personal trainer and diet plan….

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