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2009

26

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Legs After She Got Robbed of the Day

Lohan was robbed for the third time this past weekend, you’d think that it’d make sense if after the first time she either hired a security company to park outside her house at 10 dollars an hour, or even get a motherfucker to stand next to the door for the same fucking price. Maybe she could even get an alarm system or pretty much anything because getting robbed 3 times in a year is a little fucking excessive and I guess it’s made her paranoid cuz here she is sneakin around, hoping no one sees her….or maybe that’s caused by the prescription drugs…either way I think she looks amazing….

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan|Robbed

2009

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Guess what…here are my links. I thought maybe I should write more interesting stuff about my afternoon and night but there’s nothing interesting to say. From seeing a dirty old man get a boner asking a busty teen what her dog’s name is, to doing shots with someone who must have been 15 who snuck out of his house at a local pub, nothing was all that out of the ordinary, so I might as well just give you assholes something to click on….but first…

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Now here are the rest of my stepLINKS

Because Even the Tuesday Night Movie is Too Expensive For Your Broke Ass
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I Think This is Quite Possibly The Best Picture I Have Ever Seen Ever
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Some Bitch Named Nadine Cole Has a See Through Moment
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Everything is WiFi, Including the Hoes!
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A Fake Sex Game Show is Better Than the No Sex You Are Getting Presently
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I Love Me Some Mila Kunis
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Nude Models In Hotel Rooms
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Granny is Blind and She Went Into the Wrong Store…
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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This Clip of Anna Wintour on David Letterman is Actually Hilarious
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6 Cash For Clunkers Spin-Offs We’d Like To See
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Melanie Griffith is En Route to Rehab
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Striptease of the Day
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In Hollywood, Even Crazy Can Get a Job
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The Sluts of the New Melrose Place
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I Don’t Give a Shit About Her New Song, But Katherine McPhee is Lookin Good With Blonde Hair
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Sandy Summers is Coming Out to Play
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Guess Who the Most Dangerour Celebrity On the Internet Is?
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Sorry But Nritney Spears Is Still a Fat Piece of White Trash
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is FUCKED
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Satin Bloom is On the Beach
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Hey Asshole, Get Your Eyes Checked – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Arika Oils Up Her Rack
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Angelik is Busty
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If a Fat Guy Doing the Splits on a Skateboard Isn’t Funny, Then I Don’t Know What Is
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When All Else Fails, Blame The Wind!
(Police Women of Broward County is My New Favorite Show)
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Some Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Yeah I’d Bang Maggie Grace
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Sophie Howard is Topless
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Dirty Dirty Teacher
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Shauna Sand Revisited
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Now THATS the Type of Lolipop They Love
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Because If You Can’t Win in Vegas, You May as Well Get Laid
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A Good Playboy Spread Always Makes My Day Better
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Awhh They Are Lettin The Fat Girls Model
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REAL LIFE TRANSFORMER!!
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Nixon’s Long Lost Sex Tape
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WTF is Up With Taylor Swifts Arms?
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Now That a Perfect Body
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This Wife Swap Show Never Stops Getting Funny
DON’T TAKE A MAN’S BACON
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The 50 Funniest Internet Infographics
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Please Go Away Katy Perry
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Holly Madison Upskirt — Hef Is Such a Fuckin’ Moron!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

25

Aug

Katy Perry Doesn’t Want You Lookin’ Up Her Skirt of the Day

Here are pictures of Katy Perry not showing us her pussy while getting out of a car. I like to think she’s doing us a favor because I don’t know what kind of mess she has been hiding in her underwear, but based on everything about her, I can safely assume it is disgusting but not as disgusting as me fucking writing about this. I wonder what went wrong in my life that I sit her every fucking day writing about bitches who are totally fucking useless to me. I don’t dig their work or their look and I sure as hell can’t pay them to suck my fucking dick and give them an extra 10 dollars to lick my dirty ass, so why the fuck am I doing this…I guess I’ll never know….

Posted in:Katy Perry|Upskirt

2009

25

Aug

Naked Man in a Van with a Rifle Gets Arrested of the Day

I don’t know what kind of world we live in where we can’t sit in our van’s naked with a rifle threatening to blow the motherfucker up if people get any closer and if we do we get arrested. Where’s the fuckin’ freedom in that. I call bullshit. We’re all fucking slaves to the man, like the women in Muslim countries, but our government was just better at tricking us into thinking we’re not by telling us how free we are over and fucking over again….

Posted in:Naked Man

2009

25

Aug

Lady Gaga Tryin’ to Be Dramatic of the Day

Lady Gaga’s life is like a far too long, played out high school play that was writen by the girl no one talked to who had a thing for old movies. The quality of her acting is fucking garbage and the storyline is weak…..

Her facial expressions and dramatic performance is like the time my highschool friend turned drag queen thought he got his period after convincing us he was pregnant for 3 months, something we all knew was impossible but didn’t want to upset him about and instead went along with it, cuz he was a little unstable. Only she looks more like a dude/ Marilyn Manson with that nose and weak chin than he did….

I hate her. She is annoying and I don’t know what this glamour hollywood from the ’50s bullshit is, but it’s fuckin’ nauseating…she’s not Marilyn Monroe being carted off to prison for having mob ties, or fuckin’ Audrey Hepburn coming out of a fucking abortion clinic with a man she’s having extra marital affairs with, she’s a tacky piece of garbage who doesn’t deserve the attention she’s getting….but what do I know….

Posted in:Glamor|Lady Gaga

2009

25

Aug

Doutzen Kroes in St Barth doing a Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Here Doutzen Kroes, a model you all know from Victoria’s Secret, because they’ve given her a set of wings and made her an official angel or whatever the fuck it is that they do for their top performers who sign their fuckin life’s away to the company, never being able to escape the numerous in store appearances or perfume launch parties, unless the “Gods” at the head office find out you have a penis like they did with Gisele that fateful day they walked in on her taping her dick back into her ass for a panty shoot because they didn’t want people knowing they accidentally robbed a Brazilian tranny prostitute from her small town in Brazil, it’s bad for the Christian fundamentalists who buy their bras…and she’s flashing her skin colored bra, a bra color that always reminds me of my grandmother.

Posted in:Bra|Doutzen Kroes|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

25

Aug

Abbey Kershaw or Behati Prinsloo in St Barth doing a VIctoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

One photographer said these were pictures of Behati Prinsloo and another one said they were of Abbey Kershaw. I have no idea who either of those bitches are so I can’t clear up the fucking confustion but I guess they have something to do with Victoria’s Secret…since they are at a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot. Last time I checked Victoria’s Secret was a lingerie company…with a catalog that you all used to jerk off to of girls in lingerie and based on these pictures this bitch or these bitches look a hell of lot too clothed for my liking….but you’ll probably like it even though it reminds you of something a girl’s never done for you….(take her top off)…loser.

Posted in:Abbey Kershaw|Behati Prinsloo|Bra|Photoshoot|Victoria's Secret

2009

25

Aug

The Lighting Girl on the Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

I am in love with the lighting girl cuz she is pretty much a nobody who is probably not getting paid much and is just happy to be in a photographer’s assistant job that flew her to fuckin’ St Barth for a week where she is forced to be around models who get all kinds of attention all day and who everyone are constantly praising meaning she feels a little insecure, maybe even like a benchwarmer or riding in the back fuckin’ seat, pretty much taking away from the amazing opportunity she has and turning her into a typical catty girl with something to prove on the attack, making her nice and fuckin’ easy cuz dick is the short term remedy to feeling shitty about yourself when you’re a girl…even though her ass looks all right to me…

Posted in:Lighting Girl|Victoria's Secret

2009

25

Aug

Cop Assualts his Twin Brother’s Girlfriend of the Day

I love this story of a twin brother doin’ the old “switcharoo” with his brother’s girlfriend, pretty much a reason why we’ve all wanted to be twins at least once in our lives, that and the fact that being a twin allows you to fuck yourself and not be considered gay, but masturbation but that’s a whole other perk I don’t really feel like getting into and will just save for the Good Charlotte sisters to tell you about in their memoirs….or for the other twin in this story to tell you all about because he’s got a cowboy tattooed on his ass making he question why he had a girlfriend in the first place….

I love that this girl is complaining about the whole thing like the second she found out the guy she was seeing had a twin she didn’t want to get gangbanged by both of them at the same time, you know always wondering if they really are exactly the same, I know if I was dating twins, that’d be my biggest concern, hell, if I was dating someone with a sister that’d be my biggest concern, hell, if I was dating someone with female friends or teenage stepdaughters or even a decent looking grandmother that’d be my biggest concern.

We all know she seduced this cop into fucking her and now she feels guilty about the whole thing and doesn’t want the other brother to dump her since this one wasn’t as good as him and so she cried rape and I am just as fuckin’ confused as you are in trying to decipher what I was trying to say in the last run-on sentence in this post..

Posted in:Cop|Rape|Twin Brother

2009

25

Aug

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Gets Followed by the Paparazzi of the Day

I am the kind of guy who is fucking shocked that Annalynne McCord gets followed by the paparazzi as much as she does considering she is barely famous, as being on one show accidentally doesn’t constitute fame where I am from and I am hoping she’s a one trick pony and that when the show disappears she does, but then I hit up the paparazzi site and see that the motherfuckers are following her fucking sister around for being her fuckin’ sister and I don’t know what what’s more depressing being related to Annalynne McCord or being famous for being related to Annalynne McCord. All this to say there’s something seriously wrong with fame in Hollywood. Here are her legs.

If you’re wondering who she is calling, the answer is everyone she knows, because this cunt is so excited that people finally care about her since she feels like she’s always been the hotter sister and deserves some Annalynne attention, and because they are from the same cunt family and they were obviously given too much positive reinforcement and don’t realize they fucking suck and all this attention just makes proves their already established theory that they are the greatest family in the history of fucking families. Pretty fucking annoying…

Posted in:Angel McCord|Legs