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2009

07

Sep

Kim Kardashian’s Ass in a Short Dress of the Day

As much as I hate Kim Kardashian, every once in a while she puts on the right pair of spanx and gets all that fat ass contoured lookin’ proper because I know fat girls and they don’t really look like this no matter how many types of tape, straps and bullshit they use, so as much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s eating disorder and laziness, as long as she brings it out like this, I’m not complaining, but I still think she’s a waste of fucking time, but then again, so am I, maybe we’re soulmates, but I guess we’ll never know cuz I’m not black and no matter how hard I try my dick won’t penetrate past ass cheek.

Posted in:Ass|Kim Kardashian

2009

07

Sep

Michael Bay and His Prostitute Date of the Day

Michael Bay is all over the news lately, mainly because Megan Fox compared him to Hilter and Napolean before going into how much of a socially awkward geek he is, and here he is with some no name girl who most people refer to as a hooker, at least based on her hair and outfit, I assume that’s what she is but based on her facial expression she could be something motherfucker left behind in a whore’s uterus back in Nam or some shit. Either way, I’m sure she licks asshole.

Posted in:Hooker|Michael Bay

2009

07

Sep

Christiano Ronaldo is Definitely Not Gat of the Day

I haven’t seen that many gay porns in my life, but I would say that it is safe to say that at least one of them starts off in a sports field doin’ stretches and that so does Ronaldo’s group masturbation/gay sex sessions and here he is with his boyfriend/lover/teammate because they aren’t as into the soccer ball as they are into each other’s balls, but what do I know, maybe I’m just intimidated with how secure he is in his sexuality, but I doubt that…

I always laugh at the European people I know who idolize him, for pretty much idolizing Liberace or some other queer while being the biggest homophobes who can’t see the truth beyond his soccer abilities and everytime I tease them, they just get mad at me and use Paris Hilton as an example as to why he isn’t gay, because apparently they fucked, but I don’t know anything about that, but I do know that in this stage of the game, anyone willing to fuck Paris Hilton needs to already have Aids and needs to want to be in the limelight, and needs to hate female genitals, since her’s look more like balls, so that whole bullshit just further’s my point….

Posted in:Chistiano Ronaldo|Gay

2009

07

Sep

Taryn Manning in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here is Taryn Manning in a See Thru shirt. I have always found her disgusting and have told any dudes I know who have found her hot over the years that they are fuckin’ crazy and now she’s insignificant that ever, pushing 35 and is in a shitty band and runs a shitty clothing line, so who really cares about her in her see through shirt….I know I don’t….and the fact that I just did this confuses me…

Posted in:See Thru|Taryn Manning

2009

07

Sep

It Is Labor Day of the Day

Last year old Labor Day, I had a real hit Labor Day Post and I figured I’d relive the past because the more I drink and the more I do this website, the more I lost my soul and creative vision, so sometimes, doing what’s been done is part of what makes something so clever a legend, and is good filler content while I finish attempting to alcohol poison myself before everyone goes back to work and school tomorrow….

I feel like I give a lot of love to vaginas, but little love to the disugstingness they can produce, and here is our day to sit back and reflect…

A couple Girls You’d Want to Knock Up

For our Troops in Iraq who Don’t get a Day Off, But Who Do Have Horrible Taste in Music

The Romantic 1920’s in Paris Black and White Birth

Some Mexican Birth That You’d Expect to Not Hurt Since Mexicans are like Dogs and Breed every year

Slutty Pregnant Chick

A Little Belly Lovers Sickness for a Woman to Make and Extra Buck….

This Is Fucking Graphic….Exactly what I was Lookin For…

This is also fucking Graphic…..But I’t’s Nature People…You Need to Learn to Love It and Think About It Everytime You Go Down on a Girl….

How About Some Breast Feeding……The After Birth Titty Party

Breastfeeding at 8

A Little Close-Up

Posted in:Labor Day

2009

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was supposed to post these Friday, but I got a little carried away with the whole Labor Day festivities around me, that ended with me thinking I was going into labor with some random sailor who came into port’s whiskey and cigarette baby, sure I have no idea what that means but I don know that no matter what happened, or what perfect storm that is my life hi, I still got them up and that’s a serious accomplishment….


Because What the Fuck Else Are You Gonna Spend Your Weekend Doing
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I WISH JESSICA SIMPSON WOULD JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY
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Beer Pong Crash Landing
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Mila Kunis’s HOTTEST PICS
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That Disgusting Lady Who Uses Her Vagina As a Baby Machine is Preggers Again
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God Damn I Love Jate Beckinsale
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The Church of Dudeism
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Caroline Wozniacki Cameltoe
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When You Have Tits Like Salma Hayek, You Can Pretty Much Scream As Whoever You Want As Far As I’m Concerned
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I Would So Bang Aiesha Tyler
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Striptease of the Day
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John and Kate FUCK 8 – THE PORNO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mile Kunis/Natalie Portman Sex Scene = Thumbs Up From Me
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20$ Say Kourtney Kardashian Turns Into a Fat Pig Like Her Sisters
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Michael Jackson Has Finally Been Laid to Rest
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I Love Me a Lesbian Threesome
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How Awesome Would It Be If Christ Brown Beat Up Oprah Next
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Woody is Smokin The Good Shit
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Anything Mr.T is Pretty Much AWesome
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A Bunch of Random Photos, Most of Which Involve Babes
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Mariah Carey is So Gross
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Lawn Mower Fail
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Sex With the Housewife
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Teen Pussy Rubdown
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Catrinel Menghia Does Lingerie
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Busty Busty Girls
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Ugliness Defined
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Lucy Pinder Topless
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Huge Asian Natural Rack
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Man Lohan is Looking Beat
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Man Sets a Bus on Fire
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Because It’s Not Like You’re Gonna Make It Out to a Real Club Today
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Look Closer
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101 Ridiculously Hot Red Heads
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Why Hello Veronika
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Playboy Shoot Friday
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Cop Knocks Out a Fat Guy
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Somalis Gone Wild
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I’m No Homoe, But a Litlle Manscaping Never Hurt Anyone
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Sorry, That’s Not a Clit, That’s a DICK
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Asian Hottie of the Day
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JEREMY PIVEN’S NEW GIRLFRIEND HAS THE MOST PERFECT ASS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Sep

Ashlee Simpson in Some Leather Pants of the Day

Marrying and Emo bi sexual dude turned this bitch into some kind of monster, but I guess if you were her, you wouldn’t want to look like Ashlee Simpson either, so she’s really doing herself a favor by doin’ this whole vampire shit. She looks fuckin’ skinny, she looks haggard and you would be too if you married a homo who wouldn’t fuck you ever and just used you as a vehicle to birth his devil child or some shit. I don’t really care and either do you, so why am I even writing this, I should just throw up the pictures, like Ashlee Simpson throws up her dinner every night.

Bonus – Here She Is In Showing Off Her Little Vampire TITS..

Pics VIa FAME and INFphoto

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Leather|Pants

2009

04

Sep

Holly Montag in a Bikini Top of the Day

Here is my friend from Facebook named Holly Montag. She used to talk to me on the regular and then she ended up getting cast on The Hills and I guess she figured it was a better job than working in an office or some shit, that’s when she stopped talking to me, because I guess she’s busy living a scripted life or some shit and none of that really matters, what does matter is how unfortunate it must be for anyone to have to admit they are related to Heidi Montag, even if they know that she’s just fucking the media up the ass and cashing in, she’s still fucking Heidi Montag.

The fact that I know who these people are makes me want to end my life ….

Pics VIa FAME and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Holly Montag

2009

04

Sep

Stephanie Pratt in Her Bikini of the Day

I am guess this girl is Spencer Pratt’s sister or someone they hired to play his sister and she’s in a bikini and I am not. She’s pretty much a fuckin’ nobody, but at least she’s not fat, because skinny nobodies are more interesting to see in bikinis than fat nobodies in bikinis, unless the fat nobody in a bikini happens to be playing /struggling through some kind of beach game, like volleyball, or paddle ball, or even trying to fuckin parasail but the boat doesn’t have enough power or some shit, because that’s just good entertainment, unlike The Hills, but in her defense she gets paid over 250k a year to get followed around by cameras and i’d probably sell my sout to MTV for a lot less. She’s ugly, she’s a joke and that’s all I have to say about that.

Pics VIa FAME and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Stephanie Pratt

2009

04

Sep

Nancy Reagan is Real Easy of the Day

These pictures are like porn to me because of the way she’s got herself propped up against that walker, with her ass poppin out like some kind of whore wanting to get fucked and her frail limbs unable to escape my grip. I am surprised she’s even allowed out of the house lookin’ like this, where is her power of attorny to keep her in line, I guess it’s the style for old bitches to dress like little sluts and on the positive side of things, if you catch yourself one with Alzheimers, not only will she forget what you look like in a police line-up, but she’ll also forget you even fucked her and let’s face it, despite the desert vagina in her pants flaking away more and more everyday, bitch is craving the cock cuz it’s been so fuckin’ long since the last time she had any. Ok, you can stop masturbating now…..

Pics VIa FAME and PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nancy Reagan|Pussy