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2009

07

Aug

Kimberly Caldwell is an American Idol Whore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this chick, other than she was the only one worth fucking on Season 2 of American Idol, I mean other than Clay Aiken, that motherfucker had it goin on and it’s not gay because based on his singing and dancing, there’s no way he has a penis.

I also don’t know what the fuck I did to myself, I’ve been drunk and I’ve posted fuckin’ drunk, but I sabotaged my stepLINKS for the first time in the history of posting them wasted every night. I woke up and didn’t get what the hell I had done, but I updated THEM HERE

Sure, that’s got nothing to do with Kimberly Caldwell, but really it is a lot more interesting than her. She’s just a bunch of years older and living on the fuckin’ dream while braggin about her 15 minutes on TV. I’m just excited for the tell all book about how Ruben Studdard ate a drifterone night when they were on the road and she had to help get rid of the bones.

I hate hangovers more than I hate people talking about how much they hate hangovers. Yes. I hate myself. Especially today.

Posted in:American Idol|Kimberly Caldwell|Whore

2009

07

Aug

Whitney Port in Her Bikini Top Tanning of the Day

I am okay with staged scripted shit that tricks people into thinkin’ shit is real life, but only when the robot drone souless cunts who are in the shit are half naked, because when a girl is half naked, I generally don’t give a fuck about her downfalls, unless it is my wife, in which case I have no choice but to focus on all things bad about her body and point and laugh at the shit to keep her thinkin that she’s useless so that she doesn’t smarten up and leave me.
If you think I’m not making sense, you shoulda seen me last night, I was like one giant and confused run-on sentence, only the real life version…..not the scripted real life interpretation like this bitch in her bra or bikini top with a fuckin’ mic box attached ther her.

Posted in:Bikini|Whitney Port

2009

07

Aug

Destiny’s Child 1997 Audition Tape of the Day

Here’s a video of Destiny’s Child doing some kind of auditon in 1997. I’m guessin’ it’s got something to do with them trying to get a record deal and the only thing we can all learn from this is that Beyonce’s ass has always been fat, even when she was a teenager in ill-fitting hood pants. This shit is boring and I am not too sure why I am posting it but we’ve come this far and there’s no turning back, but I blame alcoholism for my confusion.

Posted in:Destiny's Child

2009

07

Aug

Britney Spears in a White Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears was out doing a photoshoot in a white bikini, something one might think is a crazy as she is, not because everyone knows she’s had 2 kids and moms don’t belong in bikinis, but they do belong in the kitchen making dinner, but because she’s in a white bikini and her vagina is a bigger slob than she is. Some of us will never forget the pictures of her period stains, unless I just made that up and was thinking about this girl I once knew who used to not wear tampons but would eat her period out of her panties because she didn’t like the idea of losing iron or toxic shock syndrome and she was pretty fucking strange, but not as strange as the way these pictures are making me feel. I think I am actually loving these pictures of a washed up whore, I’m lovin’ her body and I can only blame one thing and that is that I am probably still fuckin’ drunk from last night and everything is better when drunk, except I still manage to hate myself, but I guess that’s got nothing to do with these Britney pics, so I’m gonna take Chris Crocker’s advice and leave her alone.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears

2009

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I feel like a serious crackhead when the sun is rising and I am still drinking. Actually I don’t. I am just confused how to type right now, the girl who demonstrated anal sex to me wasn’t much of a help…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Because It’s Not Quite Friday Yet
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There Are The Children of Our Future…Oof
GO

Japanese Sex Eggs? Hmmmm
GO

The 9 Hottest Ethiopian Women
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Dogs + Laser Pointers = Hours of Fun
GO

The Rachel Nicholsí Leg Show
GO

This Kid is Paralyzed and Skateboards and I Don’t Get It
GO

Kate Moss is Topless
GO

Jennifer Aniston’s Old Maid Legs
GO

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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YOU CAN’T REPLACE BILLY MAYES!
GO

Let’s All Enroll at Westwood College
GO

Striptease of the Day
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I See Katie Price’s Tits Almost As Much as I See My Own
GO

Ahhhhhhh Shakira
GO

Katherine McPhee Went Blonde and I Like It
GO

Fully Shaved and Heaven
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Ginger Spice is Looking Fucking Beat
GO

Joanna Krupa WTF Are You Wearing
GO

And Now, The Gayest Pic to Exist Ever
GO

Rihanna Gallery Throwback
GO

Liv Goes Nude
GO

IN YOUR FACE MOTHER FUCKER
GO

She Likes to Play in Public
GO

Kimberly Kato is Naked
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Fun at the Water Slides (Probably Fake, But Whatever)
GO

Camryn Kiss Like Whoa!
GO

There Are the Lesbian Days of Our Lives
GO

Dr. Phil is a Big Fat Perv
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Jessica Jane is Topless
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Solo and With Friends
GO

She’s Gettin’ Her Shower On – VIDEO
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Taylor Momsen is Lookin Good in That Courtney Love Junkie Kind of Way
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Nicole Graves Takes a Shower
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Meet Darlene Escoto
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Remember When I Said Lady Gaga Had a Cock? Yeah Well I Was Right
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Who doesn’t Love Some Captain Kirk?
GO

Making Porno is Serious Business
GO

How About Some Big Old Tits?
GO

5 Very Large Animated Gifs of Movie Sex Scenes
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Jack Nicolson Has Still Got It!!!
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PHOTO EVIDENCE THAT LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FUCKIN’ SQUIRTER!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

06

Aug

Joanna Krupa is a Whore of the Day

In the event her fake hair, fake tits and porn clothes weren’t enough for you to reaize Joanna Krupa was nothing but a glorified stripper, who got paid to get naked/ half naked and cocktease dudes around the world, well maybe the 1.5 million dollar ring on her finger, that her fiance gave her because I guess he realizes the only way to truly show a whore you appreciate her is with expensive things, because whores think they deserve the best, when really they just deserve to be fucked and left in the gutter.

I don’t care how hot a pussy is or how much money a motherfucker has, no one is worth spending 1.5 million dollars on, especially when it comes to an engagement ring you know is just the first stage of her taking half of everything you own when she finds someone better a few years down the road, and I just hope she takes her honeymoon somewhere where locals get angry at the excessive white tourists and machete her finger off to teach her a fuckin’ lesson that she will forever rememeber everytime she looks at her hand, and her that lesson is that there is such thing as being an excessive greedy whore, especially when you’re from a fuckin’ unheated Polish tennament with no running water and 2 loafs of rationed bread a week.

Sure bitch has really come along way, now she spreads your legs for inaninmate objects worth more than most people, instead for spreading her legs for older men when she was in the Eastern European sex trade for a few Polish Zloty, but she’s still just as much of a fuckin’ pig who makes me fuckin’ sick…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Whore

2009

06

Aug

Anna Paquin Acting Like a 5 Year Old for the Pedophiles of the Day

For those of you who spend hours watching the little girls on your block learning how to ride their bike, here’s something a little less creepy for you to get off to. Sure Anna Paquin isn’t 5 or 6, but she’s doing the best she can to look like she is. Maybe it’s her personal fight against sex offenders, or maybe she just does it cuz she never had a childhood after being forced to see Harvey Keitel’s dick in the movie The Piano. It’s one of those things you can never live down and leave you playing with barbies til you’re 40, but not the same way you play with barbies, you weird fuck.

Either way, she’s engaged to her co-star on True Blood (publicity stunt), cuz there’s no way anyone would marry a face like that. Fuck it, sure, but marry? That’s a whole other ballgame…

Here are those pics of her biking like a 5 year old for you really weird motherfuckers I wish didn’t work as bus drivers, school teachers, priests but also seem to……

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Bike|Pedophile

2009

06

Aug

Taylor Momsen Dressed Like A Whore of the Day

I don’t understand why the people behind Gossip Girl can get away with dressing this recently turned 16 year old girl like she’s a high class escort, but when you try the shit, they come knockin’ on your door and list you as a sex offender for the rest of your life or some stupidity. I live in Canada so 16 is legal and we can dress our teenage girls as slutty as we want and we can bang them as much as we want with no consequence, we’re just not allowed to take pictures to keep as a momento to look at when you jerk off or to show our friends as proof that shit actually happened and bitch was actually willing and it wasn’t just another one of your overly ambitious, overly motivated sex episode you’ve hustled against a girl’s will because she didn’t have the same vision as you.

I guess what it comes down to is that like the young girls I know, Taylor Momsen is not much to look at but she makes up for it in her sluttiness.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen|Whore

2009

06

Aug

Sharon Stone’s Tits for Some French Magazine of the Day

Sharon Stone’s tits were on the cover a French magazine. I don’t feel like her tits deserve that kind of attention. It’s gonna give her an ego and make her think she’s still got it goin’ on when at this stage of the game, she’s should sit back and watch her sex appeal fade and remember that the only dude who wants to see her pussy when she uncrosses her legs and isn’t wearing panties is her doctor lookin’ for pre-cancerous cells on her vagina or some weird dude who hasn’t got access to the internet but does have a copy of the Basic Instinct DVD with zoom feature on his remote.

Posted in:Sharon Stone|Tits

2009

06

Aug

Lady Gaga and Her Titty Flash Video of the Day

My computer isn’t working today and either is my penis now that I’ve been subjected to Lady Gaga’s transexual breast and it’s nipple. Shit always leaves me feeling weird, even though tranny porn is statistically more watched by straight men than gay men, which never really made sense to me, so maybe this hate for Gaga is my libido telling me I’m faggot, but I don’t think that’s true, because I have traditionally loved girls who don’t have dicks, or look like they should have dicks, or sound like they have dicks and spent the whole night sucking dicks in a Gay Sauna.

What I do know is that if Karma existed, this bitch would die of fucking AIds for mocking the homo lifestyle and exploiting it and making money off it.

She’s bullshit and here is her tit in video…

Posted in:Bullshit|Lady Gaga|Slip|Tit