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2009

12

Aug

Naomi Campbell Washes Her Stinky Vag Her Bikini of the Day

Naomi Campbell was out on a boat with her Russian billionaire real estate entrepreneur/russian mobster, who she is either married to or engaged to because crazy high maintenance cunts like billionaires and russians are the only kind of sadist motherfuckers who can handle crazy high maintenance cunts.

At least that’s what my homie Vladimir used to tell me everytime he got caught up with a crazy escort, because apparently no matter how insane the bitch got, he said they had nothing on the girl’s back home, then he’d beat the fuck out of them.

Not that it matters, what does matter is that Naomi Campbell is hosing down her stinky cunt and I’m not just saying that to be racist, because I love black pussy and dream about it at night, I am saying it because why else would a bitch be hosing down her cunt. I guess maybe it’s to get the salt water out of the shit cuz it’s making the herpes scabs burn, but I prefer thinking she chronically smells like rotting seafood because stinky pussy makes me feel alive, or at least keeps me awake everytime I go down on a bitch, so that I don’t fall asleep in her pussy like some kind of asshole.

Posted in:Bikini|Naomi Campbell|Russian

2009

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Lawyers are on my dick and not in a good way..

I had to take down the Ashley Greene nude pictures because they got all the buzz they needed for their new trailer they released today and they feel like making a big deal abotu shit, even though nothing ever disappears off the internet.

This is the email I wrote them back

I will get those down – I was under the impression they belong to PEREZ HILTON as his logo was ALL over them.

If you look at the images on my site – You will see they say PEREZ HILTON all over them.

That is where I found them and you should PURSUE legal action against him.

UNFORTUNATELY, he always manages to WIN, despite being a hideous looking creature who belongs in jail.

ADMIT you like my random words in CAPITAL letters.

PS – You’re AWESOME…..I am sure great at giving blowjobs….can you respond telling me what you’ll do to me with your mouth if I don’t comply…fuck I am hard right now….seriously I am sliding my dick in my hand imagining it was your mouth…sure I don’t know you and have never seen you, but I can only imagine it being quite tight and luxurious…hold me…I feel so alone…..crying….

Here are my stepLINKS

Because You Can Get Fucked in More Ways Than 1
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Okay, What the FUCK is a Jugaloo?
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Jessica Lowndes is the Welfare Version of Megan Fox
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10 Drugs You Shouldn’t Do While Driving
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BRO SEARCH IS TOTALLY NOT GAY!
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In the event you didn’t read my other post – here’s Amber Rose’s NSFW Hot Photoshoot
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Exclusive (and FUCKIN’ HOT!) Miranda Kerr Swimsuit Pics You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!
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Even Paris Had to Get a FULL CAVITY search
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Angie Harmon See Through Grandma
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How About Diane Kruger’s Ass CRack
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What Her Drink Really Says About HEr
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Senior Citizens Are Pretty Much Always Awesome Unless They Are White
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Stroup Does It Better
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Just as One Would Expect, Britney’s Boy Are Growing Up to Be Perfect Gentlemen
And By Perfect Gentlemen I Mean By-Product White Trash That Swear Like Sailors
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Heather Graham Bikini Ass
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Kate Gosselin is So Fucking Gross
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Michelle Takes It Off
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Here’s The Trailer For That Movie Heath Ledger Was In Before He Died
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Jenny McCarthy Looks Good in Hooker Boots
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Stacey Kiebler Gallery
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How About a B Grade Sex Movie
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I FORGOT HOT HOT ANGELINA JOLIE IS WHEN SHE DOESN’T HAVE 12 BABIES ON HER
ARM AND TWINS FLYING OUT OF HER VAGINA!!!
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Tit Fights > Bum Fights
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Nerdy Girl, Big Tits, Good Head
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Heather’s Gallery is Glorious
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Chinese Drinking Games Look Pretty Awesome
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Fat Man On a Diving Board
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The Curious Case of Ali Lohan
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Sammie Pennington is Nude
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Angel Gets Fucked
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Gisele is Always Easy on the Eyes
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And More Disney Jailbait. For Fuck Sakes
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Kasia in a Tiny Red Dress
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Kayden Cross Loves Leather
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Ali Landry Bikini Hotness
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“No, Officer. It Was My Cat Who Downloaded All That Child Pornography.”
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Hilary Clinton Will Smack You Down!
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Butt Plug Fail, Gravity is a Bitch
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Club Hotties That Will Make You Sweat
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

11

Aug

60 Year Old Perver Rapes Minnie Mouse of the Day

“Judge, I was just having fun” when on trial for molestation, rape or sexual harrassment looks like it just won’t work, again. I mean the whole thing is really bullshit, Minnie Mouse has been seducing men for fucking decades and it’s only natural that the second one of us comes in contact with her that we’d go for her cunt, even if Minnie Mouse is just a person dressed like Minnie Mouse and not the actual cartoon character. We’d do the same to pretty much anyone dressed like someone who has been cockteasin’ forever, especially when bitch is in the magic fuckin’ kingdom and if they don’t want us to try to make magic than they should re-work their marketing strategy.

The real joke in all this is that Walt Disney was created by a fuckin’ pedophile, in an era when pedophiles weren’t arrested if they were high profile….they just sort of swept it under the rug…but everyone knew that a man with such a deep rooted interest in little kids was messed the fuck up and not someone they wanted to let their kids visit for private screenings….

I guess what it comes down to is that we’re all perverts and this minimum wage whore is just trying to make some money and get on TV. I can’t wait for someone to actually molest her, rape her or sexually harrass her to teach her a fucking lesson.

Posted in:60 Year Old|Pervert

2009

11

Aug

Amber Rose Photoshoot Video of the Day

If you’re wondering how to get on the cover of a magazine, all you have to do is pretend date a gay rapper and go on crazy shopping trips with him that he bankrolls as long as you can stomach him talking about boys which is a lot better than stomaching all the cum you’ve had to swallow just to get to this motherfucker, cuz I am pretty sure I saw this twat on Maury bragging about fucking a dude for a bucket of chicken and an old OIdsmobile back in the fuckin’ 90s. She’s not all that hot, but if she’s good enough for Kanye to play fake lover with, than she’s good enough for dudes to think she’s hot, I guess.


Either way, here’s the pics from the photoshoot
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Posted in:Amber Rose|Complex|Photoshoot

2009

11

Aug

Hilary Clinton Need to Get Back in the Kitchen of the Day

Look at the attitude from Hilary Clinton. This is just an example of what happens when you give a woman too much power and let her think she is relevant and more important than her husband, when we all know she, along with all women belong in their husband’s shadow.

Posted in:Hilary Clinton

2009

11

Aug

Sarah Harding’s Legs in Shorts of the Day

Here is Girls Aloud “singer” (and I use that term loosley but probably not as loosely as her vagina lips) and she’s wearing some sort shorts. All I really know about this bird-faced cunt is that she models lingerie when not too busy making shitty music, or slutting it up on stage, so I guess there’s nothing that interesting about these pictures, other than that they remind me of a chick I saw yesterday who was 18 at the most who was squatting on a bench while talking to her boyfriend. Something I thought was weird, but slowed my swagger as I got close to see if I could see any pussy definition, because I am a pervert, but unfortunately not perverted enough to have staged a trip and fall to land face first in her crotch… and today, that is one of my life’s biggest regrets

Posted in:Legs|Sarah Harding

2009

11

Aug

Sophie Monk is a Whore of the Day

Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk working Russel Simmons and his Adult Lisp in hopes of landing a record deal, because before she was a miserable, horrible, busty actress in shit movies that went straight to DVD, she was winning singing competitions in Australia, something I guess she wants to re-visit here as she realizes all she’s got from Hollywood so far is Paris Hilton’s strain of genital herpes thanks to her cheatin’ ex fiance and I guess it’s good to know a girl can still suck dick to the top and we haven’t lost them all to feminsts.

Posted in:Sophie Monk|Whore

2009

11

Aug

Lou Doillon is a Topless French Actress of the Day

Her name is Lou Doillon, I think. She’s a French actress and she is topless, which is kinda what french actresses do so it is not that exciting to see if you are a fan of Lou Doillon, not that she has any fans, but if she happens to have any, I guess her being topless would also not be that exciting for them because they’d be gay, as everyone knows only gays like French movies, it makes them feel cultured while getting fucked up the ass.
Sure, that’s not entirely true, because I live in a French city and I remember first French movie I saw on late night TV that was about rape and there was full penetration….explaining why all the french girls I know are whores who have anal on the first date….which is something we should all celebrate.

Posted in:Beach|Lou Doillon|Topless

2009

11

Aug

Paulina Porizkova is a Topless Model on the Beach of the Day

Here is some ex model hanging topless with some dude who clearly has AIDS, a pregnant chick with tattoos on her uterus and some kids to keep the whole thing wholesome.

I love models, especially when they retire, because you know that at 40 they’ve done their part in giving girls complexes and made millions off feeding a multi-billion dollar industry. Without these kinds of women who get paid to sit in front of the camera, the gym industry, the health food get thin quick diet industry, nutritionists and psychiatrists, wouldn’t exist, not that I care because shit didn’t make me rich, but it has prevented at least 1 girl from becoming the fat pig she was meant to be, by shoving this superficial amazing world down her thraot and that’s good enough for me….this topless bitch is a hero and not just because she weasled her way out of communism and into the pages of a fashion magazine, but because her image lowered girls self esteem everywhere and has lead to some of us who don’t deserve to get laid, to get laid.

Here are her pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Proizkova|Topless

2009

11

Aug

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweethearts are usually saved for fat, disgusting women who aren’t lookin’ all that good but think they are and last time I checked Larry King was some old dude with a hot wallet fuckin’ and pretty much younger cock fuckin’ wife, because I guess cheating is part of their contractual agreement when his dick stopped working, who isn’t the ideal candidate but with the amount of lipstick this motherfucker’s got on, he just might be a sweetheart, at least he would be in prison while the other inmates use his mouth for a pussy…or on a Pirate ship with that eye patch on…this is the kind of shit gay porn is made of….

Posted in:Larry King|Lookin' Good Sweetheart