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2009

11

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Whore Legs of the Day

So I was looking at the Vanessa Hudgens nude pics and wonder what genetic fuck up happened to make her nipples that big and shiny. So I hit up my expert racist who can spot any fuckin’ ounce of another breed of human so as to stay as far the fuck away from them as possible and this is what she discovered….

Ethnicity: Filipino, Chinese, and Latina (from her mother) and Irish and American Indian (from her father)

That doesn’t seem like a possible mix of human, it’s just too fuckin’ random and dirty and it is more like she was made in a mad scientists lab than some mutt’s uterus….and that mad scientists lab belonged to Disney.

Here are her whore legs….cuz she’s a whore….at least based on her nude pics she released as a publicity stunt and threatened to sue every site.

Posted in:Legs|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

11

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Because It’s Only Monday and I Already Blow My Brains Out
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Kathy Griffen, For Fuck Sakes
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This Kid Solves 2 Rubiks Cubes While Playing Guitar Hero and is Obviously
Never Going to Get Laid EVER
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Sienna Miller’s Sluttiest Pics
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Bouncy Castle Fun with a Fatty!
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Bikini Football League Video
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How Not to be a Fat Ass
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Katie Price’s Giant Fucking Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah, I’d Fuck Kristen Stewart
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A Summer Hottie Round Up
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ACTION HEROES WILL SAVE CALIFORNIA
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Ruined Vagina or Not, I would Still Bang X-Tina
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No One Thinks Dane Cook is Funny and They Are All Right
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Nicola Roberts ALMOST Showed Us Her Nipples!
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I Wish Mike Tyson Had Cut Joe Jonas’s Ear Off
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Tamara is the Girl Next Door Type
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Kim Kardashian and Kat Von D Both Went Blonde
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Good News, Lady GaGa Isn’t the Only Fucking Idiot Pop Star That Dresses and Act Like a Complete Fucking Moron
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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The Amateur Hunter!
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More Drama About the Paternity of Michael Jackson’s Kids
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Now Thats a Wide Open Vagina
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Sasha Grey and Her Little Friend
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Birthday Party FAIL
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Kagney Reminds me of a Sluttier, Less Annoying Heidi Montag
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Aubrey O’Day is Fucking Weird Looking
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Come On, You Know You Would Fuck Freckles
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Lucy Pinder and Friends Are Naked
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Who’s Gonna Squirt?!
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Some Angel Dark is Always All Right With Me
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Roxanna Dawn is a DJ and Playboy Model
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Denise Milani is Daisy Dukes
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Ambra Loses Her Red Bikini
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Chris Angel Isn’t Dead, But I Wish He Was
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What Kind of Drugs is Kanye West On?
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Gang Banged By 250 dudes for Nothing
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I Don’t Get How Sometimes Christina Ricci Looks So Hot and Other Times, Not So Much
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10 Qualities of a Great Drinking Buddy
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Slow Motion Popeye!
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Barnie Dance WTF?!
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MORE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE THAT TAYLOR MOMSEN IS A JAIL BAT WHORE
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

10

Aug

Christie Brinkley Donkey Show a Few Years Too Late of the Day

As a Mexican it is my duty to post pictures of any bitch posing with a Donkey, even if that bitch is an ex-model with an ugly daughter who married Billy Joel and hasn’t mattered since her retirement issue of SI Swimsuit back in 1989, because we event that whole Donkey on Woman shit and we stand by it with pride, especially when we see it slowly work its way into the mainstream

Posted in:Beastiality|Christie Brinkley|Donkey

2009

10

Aug

Rene Zellweger Squatting of the Day

You know Rene Zellweger’s got pretty much the kind of face you look at and can’t imagine could get any uglier. You know the kind of face that is so weird looking that nothing it could do could make it worse, that is until you walk in on her taking a shit.

Posted in:Rene Zellweger|Squat

2009

10

Aug

Some “DJ” Named Roxanne Dawn in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Playboy chick who I don’t understand how she got into Playboy. I guess Playboy had some quota to fill because of her ethnicity and they were trying to knock down the stereotype that they only promote blonde, fake titty cunt. I figure they coulda got on a plane and found some substantially better lookin Asian bitch for a lot less money, I mean from what I know Asia is built on rub and tugs and prostitution, if she is even Asian, I mean I can’t really tell behind that broken down face, but I can tell that she’s a huge joke especially considering she tours as a fucking DJ, one I assume plays the shittiest music to an Ed Hardy crowd because Ed Hardy crowd are so faggot that they don’t know what makes a pussy hot, but know to get excited when they hear that girls are in Playboy because that must mean they are hot, since they are too busy lookin’ at themselves while spotting dudes in the mirror at the gym….

Posted in:Bikini|Playboy|Roxanne Dawn

2009

10

Aug

Kate Moss’ Nipples Hang with Shitty People of the Day

I guess Kate Moss’ nipples realize that her prime is behind her and it’s all downhill for her as her body slowly gets more cylindrical, her career gets less and less work and the men in her life do less and less heroin, and I guess that depresses them because they’ve lowered their standards in who they hang out with, because everyone knows only someone suicidal would spend their afternoons intentionally with a twat like Lily Allen and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Lily Allen|Nipple

2009

10

Aug

Sophie Monk Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I used to like Sophie Monk, not on a personal level, because I’ve never met her and never will, but in a I have nothing better to do with my time than post paparzzi pictures and she’s interesting to look at kind of way. But now now she’s older and washed up and I’m assuming broke and desperate, because she’s in paparazzi pics, but more importantly because her lesbian lover the Good Charlotte twin dumped her for Paris Hilton, and nothing is more rock bottom than that shit which would explain the emotional eating body.

Posted in:Bikini|Sophie Monk|Staged

2009

10

Aug

Ashley Greene Naked Pictures Tainted By Perez of the Day

[IMAGES REMOVED CUZ SHIT IS THE LAW SON]

I don’t watch Twilight or fall into the whole trap because I have better things to do, so I don’t know who Ashley Greene is, but assume she is Brian Austin Greene’s daughter and now she’s showing off her swollen pussy in some webcam pics, cuz every girl takes naked pictures of herself, whether it’s to check themselves out or seduce random dudes they are dating without thinking that dude will pass that shit around, especially when bitch is famous, or even if it’s for a publicity stunt and the whole thing is pretty alright, except that Perez had to turn it fuckin’ gay…

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Naked

2009

10

Aug

Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

I don’t know who Bethany Frankel is, but I hear she’s on a reality TV show that I will never watch, cuz I see bitches like this all the time.

Posted in:Bethany Frankel|cleavage|Tits

2009

10

Aug

Carla Bruni Sarkozy in Her Bikini of the Day

< Here is a little power hungry pussy for you guys out there in shitty jobs or who are unemployed to remember that the good pussy knows better than to waste time with you, as the good pussy is trained to spend their time and energy on dudes who can provide for them. The only hope for you is that there are not that many political leaders out there for girls to bed and lockdown and girls are idiots and sometimes if you find the right low level whore who gets excited about a night manager at the videostore, sure she's probably 14 years old and impressed by not having to pay late fees, but she'll turn 18 one day and that day is the day you want to make sure you poke a hole in the condom, before she realizes how much of a brokeback piece of shit you are. Cuz it's some genetic code that pussy doesn't want hurtbags to make their babies, except for the girls who get knocked up by black guys who treat them like jump offs in hopes of changing them and lockin' them down, because some girls are needy but not quite sane enough to realize that just because he won't commit to you and is banging twelve other girls but tells you you're his favorite doesn't mean he'll give it all away for her, especially now that it's costing him money every month. That's a change your name situation....and this is an end this post situation...because I don't feel like writing anymore about girls with Daddy issues.

Posted in:Bikini|Carla Bruni Sarkozy