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2009

10

Aug

Kristin Cavallari in her Bikini of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is in her bikini and I don’t give a fuck. This shit is boring and the only thing exciting about seeing her on the beach is the small hope that she is on her period and some will drip into the ocean attracting a couple sharks to end her miserable existence because I hate her and her dumpy, useless, reality TV piece of shit vagina.

I just woke up, I am too old to go as hard as I do.

Posted in:Bikini|Kirstin Cavallari

2009

10

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been stuck in the woods on a 3 day alcohol fueled mushroom trip. I feel like I had sex with random sluts in random fields the entire time, but I could have been imagining the whole thing, but as amazing as the whole thing was, I shoulda done my links before I left…but I am doing them now. Better late that never…I guess….

Follow Me On Twitter Cuz I Embarrass Myself There
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Because Bustin a Nut Always Makes My Hangover Go Away
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Snoops Dog is Racist
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ITS MARIO FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER
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Remember That Dancing Wedding Video That Was Pretty Gay?
Here’s the Divorce One That’s Actually Kind of Amazing
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Bachelor Cooking With Aria Giovanni
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UPSIDE DOWN KARAOKE!!!
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Christina Milian Swollen Camel Toe
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Lohan on the Cover of Some Magazine or Some Shit
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If G.I. Joe Worked In Your Office
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And I Thought I Was Fat, Holy Fuck!
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A Song About Face Fungus
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striptease of the Day
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Kristin Cavallari is Filiming in a Bikini
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Lohan is an Idiot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Probably Hate Kids More Than Anyone, But Gewn Stefani’s Son Seems Like a Little Badass
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Lesbian Gonzo!!
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Mischa Barton is Looking Really Fucking Rough Man
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Cheeto Puff In A Bikini
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Nicole Richie is the Size of a Fucking House
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Introducing Natalie Weston
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Star Wars Dance Party
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Blonde and a Brunette Fuck with a Strap On
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Heidi Montag Looks Like Shes Covered
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Sophia Rozzi is All That and More
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Vogue’s 2009 Calendar Shot My Terry Richardson
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OMG!!1111WETCATZ!!!LOL
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Jessica Alba Bikini Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Howard is Topless
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Ginger At the Bar
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Bryci is Easy on the Eyes
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Gossip Girl Sexy Legs
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Jana Takes It Off
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Michael J Fox Says Try the Shakes!
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The 9 Must See Acts of Lollapalooza
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wow, Shes Flexible
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Hotties At the Bandslam Premiere
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14 Year Old Boxer Gets Knocked Out Cold
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Pop Goes the Pussy
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Weird Man
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24 Year Old Virgin
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Birthday Dogs, WTF?!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Aug

Heather Graham is in her Bikini of the Day

I am slowly dying – and so is Heather Graham’s sex appeal, but before she’s a total sloppy pig, she’s still got a few more years in her, I don’t know if I’m gonna be so lucky, that’s why I am going to pass the fuck out so I can punish myself all over again, and I’ll leave you these pictures to help you while punishing your genitals you pathetic motherfucker. I’ve had enough writing for the weeek.

Posted in:Bikini|Heather Graham

2009

07

Aug

Kristin Cavallari is at the Beach and Not in a Bikini of the Day

Wearing clothes to a beach is like wearing a condom during sex. It’s unfuckin natural. So I don’t know what this Kristin Cavallari chick is doing, other than fuckin’ up the natural life cycle of beaches. If anything she should be hiding her fucking face for crawling back to be on The Hills in the tailend of the show’s lifespan because her cunt ass tried to launch a legit career and shit didn’t work cuz she’s a bad case of inflated ego without the talent to back it up. Not that you care, if anything these pictures are designed to make you hate her more for not playin’ by the fuckin’ rules….it’s too there wasn’t someone on the beach to rip her clothes off of her, but I assume if they did the show producers and camera men who follow her everywhere she goes would step in…..making her a hard girl to rape.

Posted in:Beach|Kristin Cavallari

2009

07

Aug

Lady Gaga Flashing Her Dick of the Day

(Removed video due to autoplay annoying me – google it if you care)

In Gaga’s most recent cry for attention, she decided to flash her dick, or her fake dick in front of a bunch of people at a pride event. I guess she’s trying to gain credibility amongst the fags she’s exploiting as actually being one of them, or maybe she just wants people writing about her, and they are, including me, but at least I know I am not helping her career, because no one reads this fuckin’ site, because if I was helping her career, I’d be forced to kill myself because I hate this bitch and want her to disappear pretyt much more than anyone in Entertainment right now, because she’s just full of fuckin shit.

Posted in:Dick|Lady Gaga

2009

07

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey O’Day likes black dudes so much she’s gone out and got herself a fat ass. Now I don’t know if she made this shit by eating donuts, or if it some kind of implant to match her titty, and I guess none of that matters, because soon enough she’ll be the stripper her family and friends all thought she was destined to be, before her whole reality TV/music career fell into her lap and pretty much went no where….

Speaking about ass and going nowhere, I met a girl who was talking about anal sex at the bar all fuckin’ night because she’s never had it and wanted it but her boyfriend tried once when they were in the shower and she chickened out, so I told her she needed to practice shoving things inside her, you know just to get a feel for it, so start with the beer bottle and work your way up, so here she is lifting her skirt in the fuckin bar sitting next to me, shoving things in her ass while everyone watched confused….and I didn’t volunteer my dick….mainly because it’d be downsizing…but also because she was vile lookin’.

Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day

2009

07

Aug

Kimberly Caldwell is an American Idol Whore of the Day

I don’t know anything about this chick, other than she was the only one worth fucking on Season 2 of American Idol, I mean other than Clay Aiken, that motherfucker had it goin on and it’s not gay because based on his singing and dancing, there’s no way he has a penis.

I also don’t know what the fuck I did to myself, I’ve been drunk and I’ve posted fuckin’ drunk, but I sabotaged my stepLINKS for the first time in the history of posting them wasted every night. I woke up and didn’t get what the hell I had done, but I updated THEM HERE

Sure, that’s got nothing to do with Kimberly Caldwell, but really it is a lot more interesting than her. She’s just a bunch of years older and living on the fuckin’ dream while braggin about her 15 minutes on TV. I’m just excited for the tell all book about how Ruben Studdard ate a drifterone night when they were on the road and she had to help get rid of the bones.

I hate hangovers more than I hate people talking about how much they hate hangovers. Yes. I hate myself. Especially today.

Posted in:American Idol|Kimberly Caldwell|Whore

2009

07

Aug

Whitney Port in Her Bikini Top Tanning of the Day

I am okay with staged scripted shit that tricks people into thinkin’ shit is real life, but only when the robot drone souless cunts who are in the shit are half naked, because when a girl is half naked, I generally don’t give a fuck about her downfalls, unless it is my wife, in which case I have no choice but to focus on all things bad about her body and point and laugh at the shit to keep her thinkin that she’s useless so that she doesn’t smarten up and leave me.
If you think I’m not making sense, you shoulda seen me last night, I was like one giant and confused run-on sentence, only the real life version…..not the scripted real life interpretation like this bitch in her bra or bikini top with a fuckin’ mic box attached ther her.

Posted in:Bikini|Whitney Port

2009

07

Aug

Destiny’s Child 1997 Audition Tape of the Day

Here’s a video of Destiny’s Child doing some kind of auditon in 1997. I’m guessin’ it’s got something to do with them trying to get a record deal and the only thing we can all learn from this is that Beyonce’s ass has always been fat, even when she was a teenager in ill-fitting hood pants. This shit is boring and I am not too sure why I am posting it but we’ve come this far and there’s no turning back, but I blame alcoholism for my confusion.

Posted in:Destiny's Child

2009

07

Aug

Britney Spears in a White Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears was out doing a photoshoot in a white bikini, something one might think is a crazy as she is, not because everyone knows she’s had 2 kids and moms don’t belong in bikinis, but they do belong in the kitchen making dinner, but because she’s in a white bikini and her vagina is a bigger slob than she is. Some of us will never forget the pictures of her period stains, unless I just made that up and was thinking about this girl I once knew who used to not wear tampons but would eat her period out of her panties because she didn’t like the idea of losing iron or toxic shock syndrome and she was pretty fucking strange, but not as strange as the way these pictures are making me feel. I think I am actually loving these pictures of a washed up whore, I’m lovin’ her body and I can only blame one thing and that is that I am probably still fuckin’ drunk from last night and everything is better when drunk, except I still manage to hate myself, but I guess that’s got nothing to do with these Britney pics, so I’m gonna take Chris Crocker’s advice and leave her alone.

Posted in:Bikini|Britney Spears