2009
12
Aug
I find seeing pictures of Jancie Dickinson in athletic apparel pretty funny because I was under the impression the only sports-like activity she’s ever been a part of is marathon coke binges, marathon cocksuckin’ sessions and she maintains her sloppy skinny body by binging and purging like girls are supposed to. Fitness is for over achievers and everyone hates those assholes…
Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Sports Bra
2009
12
Aug
I figured I’d post these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt because fake tits are so fucking impresses, not only does all it take is 5,000 dollars to have a pair of your own, an amount of money that even a hurtbag like me could muster up if I really felt insecure about my tits, but they also give a false sense of confidence that propels girls into some next level whore behavior that usually leaves them getting their tits grabbed by strangers but sometimes if they are lucky they get jobs working for really rich dudes as a paid pussy….
Posted in:Fake Tits|Implants|Victoria Silvstedt
2009
12
Aug
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It’s Karen Mulder and her old wringled, moldy, rotting flesh, stagnant swamp, expired milk slowly turning into yogurt, pussy in a motherfucking bikini top and I don’t fucking care. Maybe you do…
The only exciting thing in all this is that she’s rockin out with that mutant lookin’ French Actress Lou Doillon and she was hanging with Kate Moss topless , making all me think St Tropez is a really friendly place where everyone can be friends, but after writing that out I realize how that’s not exciting at all….
Posted in:Bikini|Karen Mulder
2009
12
Aug
Here is everyone’s favorite battered wife, who we all know was sitting in the front seat of the car punching herself in the fucking face in some crazy raging episode that night Chris Brown was arrested because she read one of his text messages to another girl like a jealous psycho piece of shit. I’ve seen it happen time and time again, where an innocent motherfucker gets locked up because his girl is on her fuckin’ period and causes a huge fuckin’ stink, only to get back with the motherfucker a few weeks later without thinking that she’s a public figure and is now going to have to pretend he actually did beat her ass down, so little girls don’t think it is ok to be beaten by men, even though both Chris Brown and Rihanna know the truth. That is why they are getting married in Barbados in the next 10 months according to my source who hates all things RIhanna and likes ranting everytime I mention how much I wanna fuck her Bajan pussy…..especially when it wears dresses that belong on stage at the stripclub…..not that this dress looks like it’s of stripper quality, cuz it’s not, it’s boring….
2009
12
Aug
Here are Blake Lively’s legs. I’m not sure why I am giving her added attention, maybe it’s because I like they way her stomach bubbles out in her dress like she’s on her period or even in the early stages of teenage pregnancy or even just a little chubby from all the cocaine and booze she’s been drinkin now that she’s got lots of money to spend on the shit…..and that’s all I have to say about that….even though I would have probably been better off not saying anything….
Posted in:Blake Lively|Gossip Girl|Legs
2009
12
Aug
Elle Macpherson got a job on some Ashton Kutcher bullshit show about models because she used to be a model and I guess it was a natural fit, but not quite as natural as the unprotected sex she had to get from her tribal village in Tazmania into the the big modeling world back in the 80s, not that that happened, but I like to imagine all women with bone through their noses and one down their throat, if you know what I mean, which I hope you do, cuz I don’t have any idea what I mean, I am just distracted by my love for Elle Macpherson even as her beauty slowly ripens into a sloppy mess, it’s like we’ve got history or some shit, thanks to my jerking off to her for the first time back in ’88, that was 20 years ago, and I could still get off to her, and not many pussies have that kind of longevity.
Posted in:Elle Macpherson|On Set|Sex Hair
2009
12
Aug
So it turns out that Kelly Osborne does more than just eat and spend her dad’s money, she also is a celebrity DJ who gets booked to play her shitty ipod mixes at clubs for big money, because people are so fascinated by celebrity and celebrity offspring that if Kelly Osborne listens to the shit, and sets the mood for the party thru her song choices, then it must be good enough for them to dance to.
I’d rather watch her masturbate and listen to her moan that be forced to get drunk to her mixes, and I really have no interest in every watching her masturbating or listening to her moan, if anything I find the thought fuckin’ disgusting, just figured it’d be a good enough visual for you to really grasp how badly I don’t want to hear her and her novelty DJ gig…and here are her fat tits…
Posted in:DJ|Kelly Osborne|Tits
2009
12
Aug
In recent GLAAD complaints I figured I’d post something to lighten the mood and shit’s come in the form of a video of a dude catching laptops in his ass with his friends because I support homosexuality, especially when it involves fun and games in wrestling uniforms…it’s inspiring.
2009
12
Aug
It’s a celebration motherfuckers. I finally hit the mainstream and one of my jokes has offended someone enough to file a complaint with GLAAD, some gay and lesbian group who don’t get jokes….This is what they wrote me….
Dear Mr. Jarrett Barrios, GLAAD President, GLAAD Advocates, And Staff at DrunkenStepfather.com,
The following material was brought to my attention on DrunkenStepfather.Com
(Referencing a skinny man on a beach with Paulina Porizkova): “Here is some ex model hanging topless with some dude who clearly has AIDS”
Please see the link below:
To GLAAD advocates and Mr. Barrios:
this is unacceptable material and warrants immediate action.
To the publishing staff at DrunkenStepfather.com: I request that you post a formal, written apology posted on your websites that explains why this comment is not appropriate and the mistake you have both
made in publishing it.In the event you do not understand why such comments warrant such an apology in light of the world AIDS crisis, in light of entrenched homophobia in this country, and in the light of the history of how the AIDS epidemic has been handled politically, feel free to be in touch. I would be happy to discuss it with you.
A sincere thanks to Mr. Barrios and the advocates at GLAAD for creating a culture that honors humanity and acceptance. Thank you for continuing to fight this continuously hostile environment.
David Cohen
davidcalvocohen@gmail.com
New York, NY, Portland OR
This is what I wrote back:
David.
I do not know who Mr Barrios is and I don’t know why saying “some dude who clearly has Aids” is an GLAAD issue? Have we not got over the stigma that AIDS is a gay disease? I mean are the Black Panthers going to get upset at me over this too, since AIDS is actually an issue in Africa? Your claims are racist and imply that saying a skinny man looks like he has aids means he is a homosexual male I find them offensive and will file an incident at GLAAD against you. Motherfucker. It’s not my fault your family doesn’t accept your sexual orientation. Stop taking out your unhappiness on me and get off the computer making compliands and get on a gay pride float in a pair of leather chaps where you belong.
PS – I never apologize for what I write, especially to idiots who don’t know how to read what I write properly. You are the one who owes us the apology for putting words in my mouth, like you’d probably like to put cock in your asshole….Asshole.
PPS – I am a homosexual
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com
Makin’ hate work for me since I started this shit….
Posted in:GLAAD
2009
12
Aug
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Milla Jovovich just had a kid and this is the ass her husband probably should pulled out to cum all over, instead he got too ambitious and kept shit internal, leading him to a lifelong commitment to this bitch, even after they have a miserable divorce because he got caught fucking a younger and hotter actress.
She was in Maxim, trying to hold onto her youth, like she’s was still just a bright eyed girl on a cattle car escaping communist Russia with some guy she’d called her uncle, who financed the journy by letting men pay to touch her vagina.
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Posted in:Maxim|Milla Jovovich|Naked
