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2009

06

Aug

Sharon Stone’s Tits for Some French Magazine of the Day

Sharon Stone’s tits were on the cover a French magazine. I don’t feel like her tits deserve that kind of attention. It’s gonna give her an ego and make her think she’s still got it goin’ on when at this stage of the game, she’s should sit back and watch her sex appeal fade and remember that the only dude who wants to see her pussy when she uncrosses her legs and isn’t wearing panties is her doctor lookin’ for pre-cancerous cells on her vagina or some weird dude who hasn’t got access to the internet but does have a copy of the Basic Instinct DVD with zoom feature on his remote.

Posted in:Sharon Stone|Tits

2009

06

Aug

Lady Gaga and Her Titty Flash Video of the Day

My computer isn’t working today and either is my penis now that I’ve been subjected to Lady Gaga’s transexual breast and it’s nipple. Shit always leaves me feeling weird, even though tranny porn is statistically more watched by straight men than gay men, which never really made sense to me, so maybe this hate for Gaga is my libido telling me I’m faggot, but I don’t think that’s true, because I have traditionally loved girls who don’t have dicks, or look like they should have dicks, or sound like they have dicks and spent the whole night sucking dicks in a Gay Sauna.

What I do know is that if Karma existed, this bitch would die of fucking AIds for mocking the homo lifestyle and exploiting it and making money off it.

She’s bullshit and here is her tit in video…

Posted in:Bullshit|Lady Gaga|Slip|Tit

2009

06

Aug

Noisettes are Singing The Song of the Day

I have this black girl fantasy because black girls represent femininity to me. They have hot asses and they know how to move and they are fertile. Unfortunately, black girls don’t have a similar fantasy about me, so we’ve never really connected on that level and my dick’s never been inside one.
At one point I was so into it that I’ve gone so far as working at KFC to hitting up hiphop clubs to even trying to move to the Caribbean where they’d see me as this guy who can bring them to America cuz shit’s the land of opportunit, making me hot enough to fuck for the advancement of their people….but none of that ever did shit…

So here I am sitting, thinking, about how amazing it would be to by lying in bed listening to a black girl singing into my dick like it was a microphone…a really, really small microphone and this video comes thru my emails and I listen and fall in love… because it’s what Amy Winehouse tries to be while Amy Winehouse is my porn only the real fuckin’ deal, so decide to share it with you…cuz it’s a good fuckin’ song and we all need good songs in the soundrack of our lives…or some shit….

Let’s hope this band gets really famous and remember me as the guy who introduced them to at least 3 people.

Posted in:Black Fantasy|Noisettes

2009

06

Aug

Janice Dickinson and her Rancid Lady Parts of the Day

Janice Dickinson’s pussy is so rancid that even the skin on her thighs are trying to escape the shit…or at least it looks like it’s trying to move as far away from it by hangin’ out down by her knees until the infection clears up…or maybe shit’s just melting from the toxins, whatever it is, it’s not normal lookin’.

Posted in:Janice Dickinson|Legs

2009

06

Aug

Some More Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures of the Day

Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with Cindy Crawford? Well it wasn’t exactly sex. I just happened to be on the sidewalk near the hotel she was staying at when she pulled up in some massive SUV and got out with 4 or 5 security guards. I had no idea who this tall, well dressed, hot 40 year old was, but the homeless dude next to me freaked the fuck out and was like “that’s Cindy Crawford” making me think that before he was homeless and didn’t care about anything, he may have cared about her.

She made enough eye contact with me for me to pretend that she was inviting me up to her hotel room so that I could crawl up her thigh like it was some kind of jungle gym, because she’s fuckin’ tall and when next to her I felt like some kind of Pigmy circus freak who went up to her nipple, making me think she was a little too much woman to be a woman, but remembered that it was Cindy Crawford, mainly because I have a short attention span and I was drunk.

Unfortunately, I think she was only making eye contact with me to take a mental photograph in the event she happened to bump into me again so she’d know I was a fuckin’ stalker or some shit, but all I really wanted was for her to throw a couple bucks my way, but she didn’t.

Cunt…

Here she is in a bikini.

Posted in:Bikini|Cindy Crawford

2009

06

Aug

Latoya Jackson’s Hot Date with Ed Hardy of the Day

Since jerking off to fresh Michael Jackson material isn’t possible cuz he’s dead, I’m forced to go to his stand-in, his stunt-double, his soulmate in surgery and possibly even the real Michael Jackson for all we know who lived out his dream of being a Playboy playmate 15 years ago. It would have probably been less gay if I turned to her and her vagina first, but that’s totally assuming Michael Jackson had a penis.

Speaking of genitals, she’s out with Christian Audigier. For those of you who don’t know, he’s the cunt who created Ed Hardy, Von Dutch, and night clubs in Vegas.

I wonder what money making scheme he’s got up his sleeve to explain this casual encounter, because I doubt he’s trying to get up in her vagina, mainly because she got that shit sewn the fuck up years ago cuz they needed extra skin to re-build her nose, but I am assuming it’s got something to do with producing the most expensive T-Shirt assholes everywhere will actually buy, but I guess he’s already done that hustle….

Now masturbate to the idea of these two fucking cuz you hate yourself….

Posted in:Christian Audigier|Latoya Jackson

2009

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk – Here are my stepLINKS. I may have also done pills or GHB. I am really not sure. But here are my stepLINKS. I went to a stripclub and I remember the bouncer demanding a 3 dollar tip after I paid a 5 dollar covercharge so I left and sw no pussy. But here are my stepLINKS cuz I am dunk….

Because You Don’t Have to Die a Virgin
GO

Do Your Part, Piss In The Shower!
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This Breatfeeding Doll is Creepy as Fuck
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Football Faceblast – VIDEO
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Safe to Say Sophie Monk is Bangable
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Even Races in Japan Are Better Than the Ones Here – VIDEO
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Whoever Lauren Pope Is, She is Topless
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out This Alan Rickman Mash Up
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Some Bad News Crossword Puzzles
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Adrianne Curry Gallery
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That Weird Dude Whos Gross Statues of Celebrites Made One of the Twins Sucking On Angelina’s Tits
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Ahhhhhhhhh College
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Getting Fat Again
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I’d Bang Keppy Brooke, So Whatever
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And More Sienna Miller
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Danielle is to Die For
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Method Man Knows How to Deal With Fans Proper
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Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt Used to Smoke the Good Shit
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Katherine Heigl is So Ugly
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Leighton Meester Gallery
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Brooke Shows Off Her Hula Hoop Skills
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WWE Nip Slip
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Small Titty Lesbians Eat Pussy
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Susan Boyle is Still Thinner and Better Looking Than My Wife
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These Lezzies Love Strap Ons
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TEACHER HAS HAD ENOUGH
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How About Some Sunny Leone
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Lohan Bikini Throwback
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Solo Amateur and Her Friends
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Aaliya is All You Need
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Today’s Lesbian Fantasy
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Janessa Takes Is Off
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Shanon James is On Display
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Surprise!!! OJ Simpson’s Ex Girlf Friend is Scared He’s Gonna Kill Her
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In Case You Missed the 8Bit Sex Tape
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Sex Life of a Dwarf
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How About Some Taylor Momsen?
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Fun With the Vibrator
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Mr. Belding Will Shut You Down!!
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133 Beer Bong Babes
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Jennifer Connelly Stopped Starving Herself and is Lookin Good
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EXCLUSIVE MIRANDA KERR PICS EVERYONE ELSE WILL STEAL TOMORROW!
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Some Awkward Lesbianism
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

Aug

Kelly Brook in a Shitty Upskirt Picture of the Day

Kelly Brook stars in these latest horrible upskirt pictures. I don’t even know if I can make out ass, pussy or panties because of all the fuckin’ shadows and shitty photographic skills of the highschool drop out, immigrant, refugee the paparazzi gave a Digital SLR to to get pictures for them, but shit’s good enough to give you a good idea of the dimensions so that you can build your 3D model the area so that you can imagine where she hides her shit while you jerk off you fucking weirdo.

I wonder if I’ll ever get tired of calling you assholes virgins who can’t get laid….and after much thought and analysis it turns out that I doubt it…

Posted in:Kelly Brook|Upskirt

2009

05

Aug

Jennifer Aniston has Hard Nipple of the Day

Jennifer Aniston is showing all you girls what it took her to get a career and what made Friends a success amongst men and that’s a set of hard fuckin nipples, they proved to be the best distraction from her busted greek nose, I mean before she got that shit sorted out at her plastic surgeon, I mean combined with the fact that as a Greek, she has an extra gland in her anus that makes lubricates anal and makes for smooth fuckin’ sailing….the last post I wrote on this bitch was a hell of a lot better and I don’t feel like repeating myself…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|Nipple

2009

05

Aug

Cindy Crawford in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are a couple pictures of Cindy Crawford cockteasin’ us with her hot ex-model, very fit 40-something year old body in a bikini, unfortunately, my wife wasn’t cut from the same cloth, she was cut from the bootleg stretched out cloth, because if she was my life would be on a fuckin’ boat fuckin and not sitting here rolling a cigarette out of butts I picked up off the fuckin’ street earlier today, even though I quit smoking 2 years ago, I like to bring it back to ensure the damage I did to do myself doesn’t go to waste, because self-destructing is a full time job….

Posted in:Bikini|Cindy Crawford