I hate Heidi Montag, so the only thing that would make these Playboy pictures of her exciting for me is if she was dead in them. Seriously, like a shotgun wound to the fucking head kind of dead because her cunt behavior needs to be fuckin’ stopped. It is at the point of ridiculous, but at least she’s got a decent body to distract me from that cunt horse face and when whoever it is who is going to kill her, because she’s not the kind of person who will die from natural causes cuz she’s annoying as fuck, I hope he takes out the rest of the cast of their bullshit store….motherfuckers piss me offf….
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I am like my old black homie who I used to go to the stripclub with and who would get mad everytime a black stripper got on stage and all the white dudes would start cheering. He thought it was a disgrace to his people and how far they had come and felt like seeing one of his own exploit herself was disgusting and a few steps back. So he would get lap dances with them and lecture them on their lives and what they were doing, encouraging them to put their clothes back on and to get a real job, and as soon as he finished paying them 40 dollars for the chat, he’d grab the dirtiest white girl in the room and convince her to let him finger bang her or to play with his dick. You know, a total double standard.
Meaning, I hate writing about Mexican chicks who are clearly dirty little whores, proven in the fact that unlike every other Mexican woman in the world, except for a couple of the half breeds, she’s not fat, and everyone knows that a Mexican woman who isn’t fat, is a mexican woman willing to suck dick to get ahead. I mean just look how that man is grabbin at her ass like he’s bought it for the hour….
Either way, here she is on the beach or by the water hiding her body and I hate her from that.
Redheads fascinate me. It’s like I don’t even believe they are actual humans, but are instead some kind of alien sent from another planet to integrate themselves with us to document how we function. I’ve never had sex with a redhead or experienced their firey pubic hair, but part of me really thinks that they don’t even have genitals all they have is super alien strength but that could also come with generations of being ostrocized and picked on for being different, you know freaks who were clearly spawns of Satan.
That said, this bitch is rumored to be from Ron Howard’s womb, made in his hit movie making lab that is his scrotum and her name is Dallas, named after the stripper who Ron Howard was thinking about when cummin’ into his wife, I guess assuming that giving her a stripper name wouldn’t result in her actually becoming a stripper since they are rich, whereas the trailer trash I know who name their daughters Candy and Jasmine are just makin’ shit easier on their kids futures by giving them their stripper name, so as to not have to remember both names cuz that’s hard for a crackhead.
See I don’t know if that joke communicated the way I wanted it to, but I guess it’s a starting point. Rich dudes name their kids stripper names and they become actors because it’s seen as new age while poor people name their kids stripper names and they become the whores their parents hoped they’d become, cuz getting naked is easy and you do it for free so you might as well get paid for it, plus there’s hope you can meet a nice trucker to marry …..
You get what I am saying…and if you don’t…then just look at her fat ass and small titties, if you’re not too disgusted by her hair color…
I have some insider Israeli spies who read my site and constantly send me Bar Rafaeli gossip that I never bother posting because I don’t care all that much about her day to day life and I barely even care about her bikini body, it doesn’t change my miserable life in anyway, other than by reminding me that my wife doesn’t look like this, but does look like this, but instead looks like one of Bar Rafaeli’s tits if it weighed 250 lbs and had an broken down face that never shut the fuck up….but that’s not the point.
The point is that last week, Bar Rafaeli left a hotel called the Carlton at 6 am totally messed the fuck up in a party dress and she was either up all night railin’ coke, or railin’ cock or both. At another party, she was seen in the bathroom doing coke while a woman was washing her baby in the sink which I know sounds weird, but the paparazzi don’t bother going to Israel as she’s really the only famous person there and I guess that kind of behavior is what all models do anyway.
That’s all the gossip I have on her and here are some behind the scenes SI pictures some editor posted on twitter.
The only thing positive about this PSA on Peer Pressure is where bitch tells people to slowly kill and eat the people being cruel to you, because there is a small chance some psycho high school kid addicted to acid takes her fuckin’ lead and does it, because Megan Fox is his god and he does everything she asks him to do…at least that’s what he tells the media ideally getting Megan Fox in trouble and punishing her for not being topless in this PSA, ideally ruining her career. I guess there is also hope that the movie bombs and she’s left in the fuckin’ desperate in the gutter…where people like me can come along and get her back to our house with promises of a warm mean and shower….but that’s just a fantasy….
Pixie Lott is some up and coming 18 year old girl from the UK who is trying to make it in the US as a singer. I guess she’s doing it in baby steps because she’s not quite ready to take the plunge, proven by these staged bikini pictures where she’s not wearing a bikini. It’s like phase one of the sex tape. First you get to the beach in a little dress and take her shoes off, next thing you know she’s in a bikini, then topless, then suckin’ dick in a hotel room on camera with some asshole ready to exploit them.
In response to the GLAAD people – I got the single most amazing email from a reader….
Dear Jesus –
I am an HIV Poz Gay Male – but more importantly, I am a Big Fan of your website and sometimes the stuff that yo write is the only thing that gets me through the day at my shitty job.
Fuck GLAAD – not only do they not have a SENSE OF FUCKING HUMOR, but they sure as hell don’t speak for me as a AIDS Fag.
Love you Jesus!
Woof!
PS: LOVED your response to them
So fuck you GLAAD for monetizing on the fuckin’ people by exploiting their fight and making money off the shit, when they don’t really give a fuck, because when you find out you are HIV Positive, you realize, shit there’s more to life than fucking whining about bullshit. Fuck yourself and to my reader, I’d let you bareback me all night long cuz that’s how much I love you.
I find seeing pictures of Jancie Dickinson in athletic apparel pretty funny because I was under the impression the only sports-like activity she’s ever been a part of is marathon coke binges, marathon cocksuckin’ sessions and she maintains her sloppy skinny body by binging and purging like girls are supposed to. Fitness is for over achievers and everyone hates those assholes…
I figured I’d post these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt because fake tits are so fucking impresses, not only does all it take is 5,000 dollars to have a pair of your own, an amount of money that even a hurtbag like me could muster up if I really felt insecure about my tits, but they also give a false sense of confidence that propels girls into some next level whore behavior that usually leaves them getting their tits grabbed by strangers but sometimes if they are lucky they get jobs working for really rich dudes as a paid pussy….
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! It’s Karen Mulder and her old wringled, moldy, rotting flesh, stagnant swamp, expired milk slowly turning into yogurt, pussy in a motherfucking bikini top and I don’t fucking care. Maybe you do…
The only exciting thing in all this is that she’s rockin out with that mutant lookin’ French Actress Lou Doillon and she was hanging with Kate Moss topless , making all me think St Tropez is a really friendly place where everyone can be friends, but after writing that out I realize how that’s not exciting at all….
