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2009

05

Aug

Cindy Crawford in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are a couple pictures of Cindy Crawford cockteasin’ us with her hot ex-model, very fit 40-something year old body in a bikini, unfortunately, my wife wasn’t cut from the same cloth, she was cut from the bootleg stretched out cloth, because if she was my life would be on a fuckin’ boat fuckin and not sitting here rolling a cigarette out of butts I picked up off the fuckin’ street earlier today, even though I quit smoking 2 years ago, I like to bring it back to ensure the damage I did to do myself doesn’t go to waste, because self-destructing is a full time job….

Posted in:Bikini|Cindy Crawford

2009

05

Aug

Jenna Jameson is Fucking Disgusting of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jenna Jameson almost showing the world her polluted vagina that she polluted the world with when she had her Aids babies, the only interesting thing that came fromt he whole thing was that it was the first time in the history of baby making that the mother’s pussy didn’t feel anything or see any additional damage and rumor has it that both her twins came out at the same fuckin’ time.

Posted in:Disgusting|Jenna Jameson

2009

05

Aug

Serena Williams is a Fucking Monster of the Day

Here are some pictures of Serena Williams hanging out with a normal sized person and if you look closely you will realize that Serena Williams is a total fucking monster. That’s all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Big|Monster|Scary|Serena William

2009

05

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Finally Covers the Fuck Up of the Day

I guess reality has set in for Jennifer Love Hewitt after hitting the websites to see what everyone thinks about her new body and realizing that we’re not as impressed with it as she is. It’s called positive affirmation or some shit, where she has been working out, watching what she’s eating and the people around her have been biggin’ her up and boostin her ego making her think she’s accomplised some Star Jones caliber performance, not to mention her horny motherfucker boyfriend giving her constant sex after years of not getting any with her last fiance all clouded her judgement, but she’s straightened out and covered up her disgusting, and lucky for her boyfriend, I guess that means it’s back to fuckin’ with the lights off, so that he doesn’t have to see the sack of shit he’s stuffin’ his dick into…

Posted in:Covered Up Bikini|Jennifer Love Hewitt

2009

05

Aug

Tila Tequila’s Twitter Bra Pictures of the Day

I guess Tila Tequila started feeling her celebrity fading over the last few months and has taken to twitter to re-establish herself as the town whore of the internet who gets half naked and interracts with dudes she doesn’t know because she likes the attention and because it’s what got her to where she is today and here she is continuing to prove that there is something seriously wrong with society or at least American culture, where a talentless piece of shit you’d find in the trash in a China Town alley can crawl out of the cardboard takeout box, get breast implants and a myspace account and get her own TV show, record deal and house in the fuckin’ hills. The whole thing seriously offends me.

Posted in:Bra|Tila Tequila|Twitter

2009

05

Aug

Kate Moss and Karen Mulder Are Having a Topless Boat Party of the Day

The one thing I don’t understand about these bitches who tan topless, is why they don’t just take off their bottoms too. Is there something disgusting going on that they don’t want people to see? Or is it deemed inappropriate to be fully naked on a boat, but totally cool to be topless, I mean I’d figure most girls would be more insecure about lettin’ their tits out to the sun than their pussies, because for the most part, when a girl is standing up, her pussy doesn’t really stick out to much, and if shaved almost looks like bitch is wearing a nude colored bathing suit bottom. I guess women are just too complex for me to grasp, or maybe Kate Moss is on her period or has a rash that she doesn’t want the paparazzi to see, but she’s totally cool hanging with other 40 year olds half naked in some kind of topless party that reminds me of some hippie shit I wasn’t invited to.

Either way, Karen Mulder or whoever has the floppy tits needs and breast lift and I’m willing to give it to her with my mouth…

Posted in:Kate Moss|Tanning|Topless

2009

05

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sexy Pics of the Day

I guess Vanessa Hudgens was bored when Montreal shooting her new movie, mainly because she never called me to hang out, and everyone know’s I am a whole lot of fuckin’ fun, especially when I dirty dance like I was Patrick Swayze, post terminal cancer, not when he was still virile, because these nude/topless/sexy pics of her have hit the internet.

I guess it is possible that this isn’t her, but I like to think that it is, because it makes my life work feel a little more relevant, not to mention if you were dating a faggot like she was, and not realize he’s gay, like she doesn’t, you’d start pullin’ all the stops to try to turn the motherfucker on, since being a chick who gets rejected for sex fucks with your self esteem a lot and makes you do things like this.

I am not too sure what the deal is with her nipples, but I blame scientific cross-breeding that went on in her mother’s womb, sometimes it just doesn’t work out and weird shit come out of it.

This isn’t the first time she’s had pics like this surface, it won’t be the last, she’s moving away from her Disney image and stripping in her next movie, and I guess this is all part of communicating that to the public, because you know behind every leaked celeb picture is a team of lawyers, agents, managers, advisors, PR people, making sure it goes down flawlessly. This kind of thing doesn’t just happen, it is all part of a bigger cause/machine and you are an idiot if you think otherwise.

Posted in:Nude|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to get on Oprah. That’s my new life goal. But I don’t mean on her show. I mean up on her physically. Like climb her thick chocolate thigh and explore her inner lady parts with my tongue. I hear she’s got a tight pussy. Like she only fits in three fingers….fat fingers that are spread as far apart as possible…but still only three fingers and I guess that’s tight for someone. Either way, Oprah, it’s on.

But before I make that miracle happen, here are my stepLINKS…


Get Girls To Diddle Themselves While You Watch Without Any Effort
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The Creepiest Gift You Could Every Give Anyone That Keep On Giving
And No, It’s Not AIDS
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SUPER SOAKER WATER BOARDS!
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Hooters Girls Dancing is Always Good
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Here’s a Fuck Load of Megan Fox Photos
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Keri Hilson Is The Sexiest Black Women Alive (Pics)
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Sluts Play Ball
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I Take Back All The Times I Called Jennifer Lopez Hot in the Last Few Weeks
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We’d Love to Fuck Demi Moore, No?
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A Lovely Gallery of TWINS
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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For Fuck Sakes Brtney and Lohan Together Again
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One Wedding and a Funeral
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Striptease of the Day
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Miranda Kerr is Sexy on the Runway
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS SUCH A FUCKING A WHORE!
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I Wanna Punch Pheobe Price in the Fucking Mouth
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Yes, I Would Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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You Guys Know I Love Mee Some Bree Olsen
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Jenna Jameson in Some PETA Campaign…Fuck I Hate PETA
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Jennifer Aniston is Fine with Being an old, Single Shrew
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Latoya Jackson is Actually Looking Half Bangable, Who Would Have Thought?
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BASKETBALL FIGHT!
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Random Photos Are Peoples Faves
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ATVs and Chicks Don’t Mix
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Lucky Dude Gets Fucked in a Bathroom
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Authumn Bliss is a Real Stunner
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Emily Rossum Does Vegas
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Street Drain Artwork
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Mischa Barton is a Fucking Mess
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Imogen Thomas is Sexy
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Teen Has Fun Alone
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Lovely Lovely Gisele
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Christina Hendricks is Lookin Hot
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Cassie is Nude in a Hammock
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Surf’s Up Denise!
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Kayla Collins is a Playboy Babe
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WEARING CONDOMS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH
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Keri Hilson is Greasy
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And One More Time
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A Set of Big Titties is Better than a Sack of Shit…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

04

Aug

Miranda Kerr and her Fashion Show Tits of the Day

Here is Miranda Kerr on the runway in what looks like it could be a bikini because that is her fucking job….and I wish people found my job interesting enough to take pictures of and write about on the internet, cuz I want to feel fuckin’ important, but for some reason fat dudes dying on a computer don’t inspire people to masturbate, but girls who model bikinis do. I guess that’s why she makes more money than me….so if anything these pictures inspire me to go out there and find ways to get people to masturbate to me, because then maybe I’ll get paid. Not that you care about my problems, I don’t even care about my problems, but I do care about tits.

Posted in:Fashion Show|Miranda Kerr|Tits

2009

04

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Tennis of the Day

In my life as a pervert, I don’t think I have ever seen a girl wearing a bikini while she plays tennis and I have definitely never seen a bitch wearing high heeled shoes while she plays tennis, and the only explanation I have for this is that this is the big reveal because she feels good about herself cuz her boyfriend’s been fuckin’ her proper and she isn’t as sloppy as she used to be so why not let the tabloids write about you, but she doesn’t feel quite good enough to wear running shoes, because they don’t make your legs look long and luxurious like heels do and the whole thing is a pretty desperate cry for attention, while her stomach is clearly making a desperate cry for an ab workout.

Posted in:Bikini|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Tennis