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Lindsay Lohan in Burkini with a Hermaphrodite of the Day

Britney Spears Keeps Dancing of the Day

Salma Hayek’s Strong Jaw in a Bikini of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Does Make-Up on the Lake of the Day

RFK Jr’s Wife in a Slutty Dress of the Day

2009

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Still Ugly Even When Advertising She’s a Whore of a Day

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Yep, even though Ashley Tisdale’s wearing some dominatrix lookin’ shoes and a little black dress, with her really tall boyfriend, who you’d think has a dick that tears her Disney pussy in half everytime she begs for the shit, and no matter how hard I try to visualize her doing really dirty things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing wholesome things, or how hard I try to visualize her doing standard in the bedroom things because she hasn’t had all that much experience considering she’s fuckin’ busted, and before her parents paid of the Disney producers to land her a job, or pay off the MTV awards to get her an award, or pay off the plastic surgeon to get her a fuckin’nose, she was just an ugly girl, and as far as I’m concerned she still is, cuz I guess you can’t buy beauty, but you can buy bareback blowjobs that end in mouth, or on face, or on tit from this whore who gives 100 dollar birthday specials. True story.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Whore

2009

Jun

Petra Marklund is Swedish and in a Bikini of the Day

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I met a girl last night who I pretty much fell in love with. She could have been Swedish and she could have also been 15. I was sober and stuck in a crowd at some bullshit sidewalk event where they had a street locked down and that I randomly walked into thinkin’ I’d see some hot low level model pussy that I could seduce with promises of bigger fame and this girl, let’s call her Goddess, started asking the dude I was with about some bullshit. I chimed in a few times, but was too busy falling in love, and then her ugly friend made her walk away, never to be seen again. She traded numbers with a dude I know, but he wouldn’t give me the shit, so I guess it’s pretty much over for us, which is probably a good thing, because I’m pretty sure she was 15 and her stories of college were lies, but since I have this site, I figured I’d craigslist misconnection this shit, because actually doin’ a misconnection of craigslist is fuckin’ desperate and pussy behavior, like the fact that I didn’t follow her home to peer pressure her into loving me back by surprising her after she got ready and crawled into bed, while I worked my way into her bedroom.

So Urban Studies girl who may be 15, let’s go on an internet date, I’ll take you to a Youtube video, and to the rest of you, here’s some Swedish singer, cuz Swedish girls are known to be hot and busty, especially in their bikinis. Word.

Posted in:Bikini|Petra Marklund|Swedish

2009

Jun

Alexis Bledel For the Virgins of the Day

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< The only person I have ever knows who was into Gilmore Girls was this 28 year old virgin. So these pictures of this chick must be driving him fuckin' bananas. Now, I know you don't believe me when I say he was an actual fuckin' virgin, you think I'm just playing that shit off lightly because dude watched shows designed for teenage girls, but the truth is that this motherfucker lived in a one bedroom apartment, got awkward when women were around him, had 8 computers next to his bed, and was balding from the radiation. He also had a big screen TV and collected teenage girl TV show boxset DVDs, he'd get 2 of each, one to use and one to keep on the shelf next to his action figures he treated the same fuckin' way, because that's what virgin collectors do, I mean when you're not fuckin' girls or chasing skirts, what else is there to really do, I mean other than yelling at me and kicking me out of his house for playing with his light sabre and the whole thing really only got weird when I realized I was his only friend and he'd call me constantly cuz I guess he was trying to collect me. Either way, here's the bitch from that show who I never thought was hot showing some tit and who really fuckin' cares...I know I don't.

Posted in:Alexis Bledel|cleavage

2009

Jun

More Katie Price in Ibiza of the Day

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I was with a girl with fake tits a couple of nights ago, she was fat and I had no idea she had implants, and when she volunteered the information, I just told her that I didn’t believe her and that fat chicks don’t get the shit, so she decided to pull the fucking thing out and you could tell that she had got the shit a long time ago, not because of the quality of the work she had done looked like it was straight from ’92, but because she pretty much grew into the shit over the years, and had a fat ass, gut and face to match the shit, and you know that at the time of the purchase she wasn’t pushing 200 lbs, otherwise, breast implants probably wouldn’t have been on her top procedures list, because fat chicks with implants doesn’t make sense and cellulite removal, breast reduction surgery and lipo do, even vagina reconstruction makes more sense than implants but that’s just because the only way to reach the magic spot on her fat body is thru large object insertion in their big fat vagina, like big black men, not that you have to be fat to have a big fat vagina as Katie Price so gracefully proves…..

Here are some more pictures of Katie Price she is in some staged photoshoot where a whole lot of people, including a topless chick and some dude simulating humpin her jumped in on, I posted yesterday from Ibiza, or as I like to call it, the land of opportunity….

Here she is not doin’ her photoshoot, but still in Ibiza….

Posted in:Ibiza|Katie Price

2009

Jun

Courtney Love Lookin’ Fuckin’ Hot of the Day

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The thing I love about crazy chicks is that they are fuckin’ easy and don’t really know what the fuck they are doing when following you down a dark alley to go down on you and give you the best head of your life for free. The thing I don’t like about crazy chicks is the aids.

I spent the night with a girl who was drunk and going through some emotional distress, and in that distress decided to talk my ear off about the hardtimes, in the process she spilled 3/4 of her drink on me, which didn’t really phase me until she decided to feed me drink like I was a baby bird and I couldn’t resist because I never turn down free booze, so here I am having a girl put drink in her mouth then spit it in my mouth and here I am with this dirty backwash, from this crazy girl, thinkin’ shit like “Do I swallow?”, “Is this one sip worth potential disease”, “Why does it taste like cigarette and semen?”, “Why do I know what semen tastes like?”, “This is really a weird conversation with myself”, so I just swallowed and will keep you posted on whether I am dying…

Posted in:Courntey Love|Crazy|Hot

2009

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is Hanging Out With Farm Animals of the Day

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I guess times are tough for Lindsay Lohan, not because she’s single and amazing, or because it’s the recession and she’s not getting much work and not because she only tipped this delivery dude $1.20, but because she’s hanging out with a piece of garbage pig of a girl Brittny Gastineau, who has a very deep rooted uselessness that includes a very sexy twitter relationship with me, I mean when she’s not too busy eating food, cuz foods her top priority, and that’s why she tipped the dude so low, because he’s actually on her payroll, cuz bringing food to her at various places is a full time fuckin’ job, otherwise like other fat chicks, she gets all hypoglycemic and a hypogylcemic fat chick is always a fuckin’ headache.

Posted in:Farm Animals|Lindsay Lohan

2009

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I had a horrible night of drinking today. So if I am found hanging from the rafters by a rope, know that it is all your fault. You sick motherfucker. Look what you made me do. I partially blame the lack of reggae in my life, but I also blame the rash.

Here are my stepLINKS. I am drunk…

Because I Know Wednesdays Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Head as Much as I Do
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Jon & Kate Plus 8 Minus Jon Plus Child Protection Services
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DON’T STOP BELIEVING!!!
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The 9 Hottest Iceland Sluts
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Auto Sex
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Jelena Jenson is Pretty in Purple
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Sexual Experience Science
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anna Wintour Gave Vickie Beckham the Best Advice Ever
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Flowchart: Giving The Best Man Speech at a Wedding
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Tight Shorts and a Road Trip
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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?
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Striptease of the Day
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Taylor Swift is Fucking Retarded
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I Don’t Understand How Aurdrina Patridge Takes a Vacation When Her Whole Fucking Life is a Vacation
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Jessica Alba Panty Upskirt
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The British Premiere of Bruno
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Heidi Klum Makes Pregnancy Look Good
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I HAte You Kirsten Dunst
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FACERCISE!!
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Karate Kitties!!!
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Sacha is Stunning
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No Wonder She Won the Contest
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Remi and Questa Get It On
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Askley Brookes Is Hot and Busty
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Dry Hump? Why Not
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It’s a SIGN!!!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Under the Sea
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Diane Kruger is Fully Bangable
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Jenna Jameson Throwback Gallery
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Tindra is Lovely in Lingerie
I Know, What the Fuck Kind of Name is TINDRA, Right?
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Rhianna is Lookin Good
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Now That’s a Real Swinger
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I Don’t Know What This Reporters Problem is Because I Would Totally Still Throw It In Michelle Pfeiffer
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Now That’s a Huge Anal Dildo
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Missed Connections – Talking to Girls is Creepy
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Jenny Heart in the Bath
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

Jun

Some More Katie Price Pictures from Ibiza of the Day

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Since I’m really jockin’this girl as hard as I can now that I know she’s single and going through a divorce, which is a pivotal time for me to work my way into a woman’s life because they are usually all sad and fucked up and just want someone to listen to them, I figured I’d post some more pictures of her and her tits, because posting pictures on a bitch is really the only way I know how to show her that I care, I’m pretty useless when it comes to getting off my couch and actually putting the effort in, not that any effort would get me into this girl’s soiled vagina, but posting this shit definitely does nothing for the cause. The good news is that the salt water doesn’t seem to be burning her open sores. Yay!

Here she is in some hot staged photoshoot, it’s only hot because I am in love with her personality or lack there of….

Posted in:Bikini|Ibiza|Katie Price|Tits

2009

Jun

Elle Macpherson Rides a Bike Seat of the Day

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There’s nothing I like more about summer than watching girls ride their bikes. I love seeing their spandex shorts covering their tight little biker asses if they are ambitious bikers. I love seeing their little hipster panties and bush if they’re more of the granola pussy that wears their flora skirts while riding to the organic food store. I love smelling the seats when they lock their shit up next to me and I love the smile on their faces, knowing that with each pedal comes pleasure for these whores….So seeing pictures of my original supermodel masturbation partner back in 88 on a bike is a little piece of heaven for me and that’s why I am sharing it with you….while she sells her soul for money by taking this weird job promoting the environment…

Posted in:Bike|Elle Macpherson

2009

Jun

Rihanna and her Racist Dress of the Day

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Rihanna’s a fuckin’ racist. I’d like to see her put this shit on and walk through the fuckin’ projects pointing at black men, then pointing back at her shirt, then giving them the fuckin’ finger, because bitch hates black dudes now that one beat her and is into dating Jewish Canadian people who played the black kid on a candy coated teenage drama series.

She might as well throw fried chicken and watermelon at them, and the whole thing is so weird considering she’s an Island Girl, I guess fame and money made her soft and turned her white, like it did to Kanye, Jay-Z and pretty much every other “rapper”. Rap is just a new name for pop now and I know this cuz I was in this underage club as I do sometimes, and these 16 year old idiots who can’t handle their booze were all up on every “hood” song that came on. Things aren’t the way they used to be, but the girls are more slutty, so I’m cool with it.

Posted in:Ass|Racist|Rihanna