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2009

08

Jul

Megan Fox and Her Ass in a Skirt of the Day

I remember meeting a pornstar named Sasha Grey and she was dressed like a school teacher. I thought the irony was hot, not that I know what irony is, but every other pornstar, who was far less dirty than Sasha Grey was dressed in cheap sex store outfits, and despite hating her porn because it’s too dirty for me, and I prefer my whores to be everyday girls gone bad, and not weird goth girls who do what they do because they pretend its some artistic venture when in reality they just want attention and were molested by their dad’s or some shit, I thought it was interesting.

Seeing Megan Fox in a similar outfit is far less interesting because I know that behind this pencil skirt you’d want to see on a librarian who lets her hair down, you know she’s goin home to fuck David from 90210, because Megan Fox is sex on the surface, it’s all an act and attempt to be a sex icon, when in reality I can tell she doesn’t gag on cock or take it up the ass and I for one, am tired of the lies.

Posted in:Ass|Megan Fox|Skirt

2009

08

Jul

Hayden Panettiere Steals Babies of the Day

Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere pullin a Michael Jackson and stealing a fuckin baby to do god knows what with. I’m thinking she’s taking the kid to join her carnival, you know get them in when they are young so they don’t remember the outside world, but maybe someone will walk in on her trying to shove it into her uterus due to mental issues that stem from having her heart broken by her one true love who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with and have a family with in a “Look what you made me do” kinda way.

Either way, I predict there is going to be some kind of out of court settlement, if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Baby|Hayden Panettiere|Theif

2009

08

Jul

Victoria’s Silvstedt from Behind of the Day

If a bitch is in a bikini, I might as well be staring at her ass, because I like a good ass better than good tits any day, especially when the bitch in the bikini is rockin’ fake tits, cuz anyone can have fake tits, they don’t impress me at all, they cost 5,000 dollars and I’m sure even I could find 5,000 dollars to get fake tits if I really wanted them, it’s nothing exclusive, if anything, it’s only desperate and pathetic, you know the girl all insecure, thinking tits will make her happy and take her out of the shitty life she’s living, because without fake tits they can’t fuck their boyfriends topless, they can’t wear bikinis or revealing clothes and they can’t make a solid 10 dollars a song at the strip club cuz there aren’t enough closet faggots there to pay to rub their little boy nipples, until one day cracking and deciding it’s time to put an end to the superficial suffering…..it is time to be respected for what they are meant to be respected for and that is not their mind or ideas…but the size of their bra…

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

08

Jul

Some Lindsay Lohan Legs in Shorts of the Day

Lindsay Lohan has a skinny useless ass and I am not just saying that because she doesn’t work, or because she blocked me on Twitter, or because I like booty, but I am saying it because her ass has essentially been sewn the fuck up as it has rejected penis and turned to bumpin up with vagina, leaving it with no real purpose for me or any other guy, other than being a place her anorexic, drug addicted ass secretes whatever the fuck kind of feces anorexia and addiction produce….shit that I assume wouldn’t make the cut and get cast in a scat porn, not because it came out of Lohan and her and everything about her can’t get work, but because it would lack the talent needed to be smeared on a whores face while getting fuck. If that makes sense. Which it probably doesn’t.

BONUS – Here’s Her Skinny Person Belly While Hiding Her Face….

Posted in:Legs|Lindsay Lohan

2009

08

Jul

Ashlee Simpson’s Mom Pussy of the Day

I always respect young mothers, not because raising kids at a young age is hard, especially when you have nannies and staff lined up to do all the work for your lazy spoiled brat ass, but because their bodies bounce back into pre-baby bodies a lot quicker than older poorer mothers, not that Ashlee Simpson was ever really known for having a body, but I am using her as bad example and really all I care about is before and after picture of her pussy to see if shit bounced back as well as the rest of her did.

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Mom|Pussy

2009

08

Jul

Eva Mendes in Her Summer Dress of the Day

I haven’t been seeing all that many summer dresses this year. For some reason girls are more into high-waisted jean shorts that make their asses look flat and long, but luckily I was standing out in an unexpected rain shower the other day as I tend to do anytime I wake up and it is sunny out and I notice clouds rollin over cuz I know unexpected rain showers means unprepared people with no umbrellas and white clothing and some young tight bodied girl happened to be wearing a white dress that was soaked right thru and the only sad thing about the whole thing was that she was wearing underwear because I was curious about how she maintained her bush.

Not that that has anything to do with Eva Mendes, but really who the fuck is Eva Mendes anyway, do people care about her or what she does or what she is up to or pretty much anything about her life? I’m gonna go with no.

Posted in:Dress|Eva Mendes|Summer

2009

08

Jul

Emma Watson Panty Flash of the Day

I feel kinda bad posting these pictures of Emma Watson because I know that some motherfucker who has been on World of Warcraft the last 48 hours, drinking redbull and smoking cigarettes to stay awake because he’s on a fuckin’ roll is gonna click the link somewhere and have a fuckin’ heart attack, because his body is already straining and this Harry Potter shit is just too much for his virgin organs to take. You know seeing her flash her legal panties is like the day you realize that you can finally snap off creeper pictures of the neighbor you’ve been watching grow over the years, from training bra to c-cup, tanning on her porch, instead of jerking off to the memory of it, cuz no one likes Kiddie Porn lawsuits.

Posted in:Emma Watson|Panty

2009

08

Jul

Princess Caroline’s Wet Sloppy Nipples of the Day

There’s not much hotter than some Sloppy Royal Tits. Not because they are worth a lot of money, or because they embody class and elegance, or because they are a product of incest to keep their Sloppy Royal Tit blood blue, but because I have no standards. Today just started. Are you ready for it?

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Boat|Nipples|Princess Caroline|See Thru

2009

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I enjoyed live-tweeting the MJ Memorial. It was like new life to my already dying soul. I like to think I did it for the guy I used to be friends with who was obsessed with Michael Jackson in the 80s. I guess it was around the time of Bad, but I don’t really remember because of years of hard drinking, but I do remember thinking it was fucking weird that every time I was with him something Michael Jackson would be going on, whether it was the music or his movies playing in the background, or dude in a pair of short black pants, white socks, and a wig busting the MJ moves in the playground for the kids before getting arrested for being a sex offender and killed in prison.

I went out drinking to celebrate the day and now here are my stepLINKS

Take a Load Off. Literally
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Oregon Trail in Real Life is the Most Amazing Thing I have Seen in Ages
GO

Hot Girls And Their Pastie Tits
GO

Fun at the Sex Shop
GO

Mena Suvari Bikini Hotness
GO

More Fun Sex Workouts
GO

Miley Cyrus’ Bra Wants to Say Hello
GO

A Nice Self-Pic Gallery
GO

Jonah is Talking
GO

Can The End of Man Bangs Mean the End of Gay Being a Fad?
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

I’d Like to Hate Fuck Audrina Patridge
GO

Find a Girl to Hang Out With Who Isn’t Your Mom
GO

Kendra Wilkinson is Gonna be a Strict Mom?
Yeah Fucking Right
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Top
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Michael Douglas is the Luckiest Man Alive
GO

Mega Fox Didn’t Fuck for a Part, But She May Have Washed a Car
GO

Mischa Barton is Trashy
GO

I Forgot How Good Britney Spears Can Look When She is Photoshopped Beyond Recognition
GO

Sports Illustrated Russia
GO

Lia Has Some Tasty Apples
GO

Homemade Russian Grenade Fail
GO

Blonde Sluts Make Mom Proud
GO

Don’t Tell Me You Have Some Other Master Plan to Lose Your Virginity
GO

Lisa Masterbates After a Quick Nap
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Okay So Maybe There Isn’t a Ghost At Neverland Ranch
GO

A Slaps Only Game Ends With a Kick in the Face – VIDEO
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Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Sharon Stone is an Upitty Bitch
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Madison’s Tits Are Kind of Awesome
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Bree Olsen is the Queen of Porn
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Luba is Lovely
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Joanna & Marta Krupa: Sexy FHM Magazine Pictures
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Gemma Peels Off Her Purple Panties
GO

Katie Anderson was in Playboy
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And Now the Best Air Safety Video Of All Time
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The Dude That Threw a Baby Out the Window is Gonna Get Fried
GO

Big Boob Barf
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The Nipple Bra
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Some Party Girl in her USA Bikini
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Nipple Tape After Surgery
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Some Personal Pics With Tits
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Jul

Last Chance to Get Off to Michael Jackson of the Day

I did it for Farrah Fawcett so it’s only fair that I do it for Michael Jackson so here’s your last chance to jerk off to Michael Jackson. I’m talking to you Macaulay Culkin.

From this day on it is just the sick memories you have of your first sexual experience, as well as his music, videos and movies, because after today, he’s gonna be pretty hard to reach, maybe a little “indisposed”.

And to the rest of you who have been hard for him all week – this shit’s for you. Now go watch the Memorial Service.

Live TV : Ustream

Posted in:Casket|Funeral|Michael Jackson