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2009

08

Jul

Emma Watson Panty Flash of the Day

I feel kinda bad posting these pictures of Emma Watson because I know that some motherfucker who has been on World of Warcraft the last 48 hours, drinking redbull and smoking cigarettes to stay awake because he’s on a fuckin’ roll is gonna click the link somewhere and have a fuckin’ heart attack, because his body is already straining and this Harry Potter shit is just too much for his virgin organs to take. You know seeing her flash her legal panties is like the day you realize that you can finally snap off creeper pictures of the neighbor you’ve been watching grow over the years, from training bra to c-cup, tanning on her porch, instead of jerking off to the memory of it, cuz no one likes Kiddie Porn lawsuits.

Posted in:Emma Watson|Panty

2009

08

Jul

Princess Caroline’s Wet Sloppy Nipples of the Day

There’s not much hotter than some Sloppy Royal Tits. Not because they are worth a lot of money, or because they embody class and elegance, or because they are a product of incest to keep their Sloppy Royal Tit blood blue, but because I have no standards. Today just started. Are you ready for it?

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Boat|Nipples|Princess Caroline|See Thru

2009

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I enjoyed live-tweeting the MJ Memorial. It was like new life to my already dying soul. I like to think I did it for the guy I used to be friends with who was obsessed with Michael Jackson in the 80s. I guess it was around the time of Bad, but I don’t really remember because of years of hard drinking, but I do remember thinking it was fucking weird that every time I was with him something Michael Jackson would be going on, whether it was the music or his movies playing in the background, or dude in a pair of short black pants, white socks, and a wig busting the MJ moves in the playground for the kids before getting arrested for being a sex offender and killed in prison.

I went out drinking to celebrate the day and now here are my stepLINKS

Take a Load Off. Literally
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Oregon Trail in Real Life is the Most Amazing Thing I have Seen in Ages
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Hot Girls And Their Pastie Tits
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Fun at the Sex Shop
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Mena Suvari Bikini Hotness
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More Fun Sex Workouts
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Miley Cyrus’ Bra Wants to Say Hello
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A Nice Self-Pic Gallery
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Jonah is Talking
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Can The End of Man Bangs Mean the End of Gay Being a Fad?
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Striptease of the Day
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I’d Like to Hate Fuck Audrina Patridge
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Find a Girl to Hang Out With Who Isn’t Your Mom
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Kendra Wilkinson is Gonna be a Strict Mom?
Yeah Fucking Right
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Top
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Michael Douglas is the Luckiest Man Alive
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Mega Fox Didn’t Fuck for a Part, But She May Have Washed a Car
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Mischa Barton is Trashy
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I Forgot How Good Britney Spears Can Look When She is Photoshopped Beyond Recognition
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Sports Illustrated Russia
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Lia Has Some Tasty Apples
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Homemade Russian Grenade Fail
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Blonde Sluts Make Mom Proud
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Don’t Tell Me You Have Some Other Master Plan to Lose Your Virginity
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Lisa Masterbates After a Quick Nap
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Okay So Maybe There Isn’t a Ghost At Neverland Ranch
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A Slaps Only Game Ends With a Kick in the Face – VIDEO
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Random Photos Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Sharon Stone is an Upitty Bitch
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Madison’s Tits Are Kind of Awesome
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Bree Olsen is the Queen of Porn
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Luba is Lovely
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Joanna & Marta Krupa: Sexy FHM Magazine Pictures
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Gemma Peels Off Her Purple Panties
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Katie Anderson was in Playboy
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And Now the Best Air Safety Video Of All Time
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The Dude That Threw a Baby Out the Window is Gonna Get Fried
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Big Boob Barf
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The Nipple Bra
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Some Party Girl in her USA Bikini
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Nipple Tape After Surgery
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Some Personal Pics With Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

07

Jul

Last Chance to Get Off to Michael Jackson of the Day

I did it for Farrah Fawcett so it’s only fair that I do it for Michael Jackson so here’s your last chance to jerk off to Michael Jackson. I’m talking to you Macaulay Culkin.

From this day on it is just the sick memories you have of your first sexual experience, as well as his music, videos and movies, because after today, he’s gonna be pretty hard to reach, maybe a little “indisposed”.

And to the rest of you who have been hard for him all week – this shit’s for you. Now go watch the Memorial Service.

Live TV : Ustream

Posted in:Casket|Funeral|Michael Jackson

2009

07

Jul

Taylor Momsen Cameltoe Shorts of the Day

I don’t watch Gossip Girls because I am not a 16 year old girl, even though I like 16 year old girls and I am not a lonely twenty something who just finished college and is in her first job who finds herself spending more nights in front of the TV getting sucked into garbage shows, fantasizing about rich men who own hotels coming to sweep them off their feet instead of having to wake up at 6 am to go on a jog because they notice sitting all day is raping them of their decent at best looks, while slowly transforming into a desperate pig ripping condoms in half to get knocked up by the first guy who comes along who doesn’t seem to be a total hurtbag, just to get them out of that 9-5 life no one likes.

So I’ve never heard of Taylor Momsen. Her face looks like a cartoon character, but her legs are some kind of highway to fuckin’ heaven, that I can only assume Michael Landon is standing at the end of. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t, but it’s heaven motherfucker, it doesn’t have to. Just ask Michael Jackson.

Posted in:Cameltoe|Taylor Momsen

2009

07

Jul

Britney Spears in Some Shorts from Behind of the Day

Whenever I have horrible food poisoning because I eat garbage I find in random places as it is a matter of survival where beggars can’t be choosers, I find myself shitting random things out like blood and my liver while sitting on my toilet for hours, I always imagine that is what Britney Spears’ panties look and smell like, and it makes it all okay.

Here she is in shorts.

Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Shorts

2009

07

Jul

Hayden Panettiere in an Almost See Thru Dress of the Day

Hayden Panettiere was out promoting some new movie where she plays the hot chick, which in and of itself is totally bullshit, and we all know she’s more of the weird girl with knee braces, acne and asthma because her whore mother smoked and drank when she was pregnant, but I guess when you are born into the industry, even if your mom is nothing more than a low level pornstar who doesn’t fuck on camera but does Soap Opera erotica on camera, you are give an advantage, and when you make yourself up, and wear the right clothes, and get your hair done, your skin tended to, and all that other shit, you kinda stray away from the life of carnival jokes, and fuckin the fat dude cuz no one else wants you. It’s all marketing and her and her people are fuckin’ tricking us and I don’t like it one bit.

Here she is in a lacy dress that may or may not be see thru and that you will like because you are unnaturally horny and a total follower.

Bonus – Here is she is “Nude” in a Locker Room from Some Stupid Movie Called Beth Cooper

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|See Thru

2009

07

Jul

Steffi Graf in Her Bikini of the Day

Tennis star Steffi Graf was out with her kids in a bikini.

I’ve edited her kids out of the pictures because I don’t want your kind here, but I didn’t edit out her nose, despite how hard I tried. Mainly because I can’t get off to bitches with sails on their faces, shit throws me off, especially when I realize that that nose was the reason she was so successful in tennis, you know used it as a distraction to her opponents who would get thrown off and stare at her face instead of keeping their head in the game, wondering if she was actually human or some kind of caricature they saw at the boardwalk coming to life is some kind of acid flashback….

Either way, her body is shit for a pro-athlete.

Posted in:Bikini|Steffi Graf

2009

07

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Ass on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are celebrating their anniversary on the beach. She is wearing some variation of a bikini that I don’t fully understand but assume have something to do with not wanting to show off her violated stomach from having babies, but I could be wrong, not that you care about what she’s wearing while David Beckham is standing next to her in a white speedo, because nothing says homo like a white speedo, and nothing says almost gay like 98 percent of European soccer fans I’ve met over the years who claim to have a non-sexual crush on this motherfucker, they just respect his fitness level, his talent in the sport and his chiseled good looks, and I am sure can’t help but wonder if they get see thru when wet, I mean it’d be just a small taste of what life in the locker room with him was like, something all those dudes would just love to experience but just for a day.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Victoria Beckham

2009

07

Jul

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s 1 am Massage of the Day

In being a total cunt of a celebrity who thinks she is more important than the rest of the world because she was in a few shitty movies when she was a kid, but who the media fixated on for so long, inflating her ego, who virtually has no money and is a millionaire at best, who lives with her girlfriend who is from a wallet fuckin’ groupie mother, who is definitely a rich kid, but not as rich as you think they are, they are just the kind of rich kid who show off their shit, flaunt their shit and live like fuckin’ pigs who are excessive to feed their useless miserable mooching existence with things they buy with money that they barely earned for themselves, because their daddies didn’t hug them enough when they were kids, all while treating normal people like shit, because they are too into themselves to be conscious of other people, like this poor fuckin’ massage girl who they called at 1 am, because someone is high maintenance and needs a massage “This fucking second” and the whole thing disgusts me.

I mean unless this bitch gives rub and tugs in which case a 1 am massage makes total fuckin’ sense, but she doesn’t look Asian or Russian, so I’m thinkin’ this is more about being a diva and less about getting off on a drunken late night where you can’t find pussy to call your own.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Massage|Samantha Ronson