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2009

25

Jun

John and Kate Plus 8 in Her Bikini of the Day

This is what an ass that has had 8 kids looks like in a bikini….I was gonna say that 8 is only the number of kids she has, but all the number of asses she’s got, but realized that didn’t make sense, and was just a bad sloppy ass joke.

I guess she’s trying to get her stock up because makin’ millions off TLC wasn’t enough for her and now that she’s been on the cover of every tabloid, she’s gotta keep things up, because I hear when you’ve manipulated your way to that level, the interest starts dippin’ off, you gotta pull another stunt.

That said, John and Kate Plus 8 will be comin’ out as a lesbian in the next few weeks, and in a few months the lesbian video comes out, and in the next few years no one will even remember who she is.

Posted in:Bikini|John and Kate Plus 8

2009

25

Jun

Pre-Sex Change Smut of the Day

Cher you’ve done well. I wish I had a mother who fucked me up enough to wanna cut off my dick.

I guess we don’t need to go into the psychological weirdness of getting a sex change and should celebrate her weird dyke tits for the little amount of time we have left with them because she’s getting them cut off and re-molded into a ball sace.

I guess we could always go into finding out who raped her as a child, makin’ her hate dick so much to never fuck one, but not enough to not want one to do some raping on her own, but I guess we shoould just focus back on her dyke pussy that’s about to get sewed the fuck up, because despite having’ seen one dick and a whole lot of dolphin shaped dildos, it’s almost a virgin pussy, sure it’s not a 15 year old who hasn’t got her period yet vigin pussy, but at least it’s legal virgin pussy.

I know you’d love to grab some burgers with this monster, and by grab burgers I mean pussy huntin’….

Posted in:Chas Bono|Sex Change

2009

25

Jun

Katie Price Destroying Equestrianism of the Day

I think it’s nice to see horseback riding goin’ back to the Wild West days where common whores would ride from brothel to brothel to brothel lookin’ for the latest STD from multiple gold prospectors a night, because I was tired of it being some stuffy bullshit that won’t let me in the gates of their exclusive riding clubs, after telling them I just love watching girls in tight pants bounce up and down on shit. Cunts.

Posted in:Equestrian|Katie Price|Tacky

2009

25

Jun

Kate Moss in Her See Through Dress of the Day

Sometimes I like to hang in truck stops lookin for Kate Moss type women to show me a good time in the public bathroom, you know the kind of girl who cool of been a model if she had all her teeth, if she didn’t have a drug addiction, if maybe life played out for her in a different way, but instead she’s suckin’ me off in her mesh top and booty shorts for a couple bucks and a coffee, reminding me that my life may not be as awesome as it could be, but at least I am not the one suckin’ dick in the truckstop.

Now you know that has nothing to do with Kate Moss other than the fact that they are both whores, so I guess it really has everything to do with her, and here she is in a see through top.

Posted in:Kate Moss|See Through

2009

25

Jun

Katy Perry Naked and Fat of the Day

I’ve been sayign that Katy Perry is a fat worthless pig for a long fuckin’ time, but she’s taken shit too far by posing naked in her tub with a fuckin’ pizza, like she can’t not fuckin’ eat every chance she sits the fuck down….She’s the kind of girl who will end up 400 pounds, just as soon as the cocaine stops, and the eating while taking a shit starts happenin’ more often….That said, I am sure you Americans will love this shit, since food is your favorite thing to do, but I am married to a fat bitch and watching girls eat disgusts me….

Posted in:Fat Naked|Katy Perry

2009

25

Jun

Sienna Miller in a White Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller is some home wrecking washed up party slut who managed to get a couple of movies and here she is in a white bikini trying to trick us all into thinking that she’s pure, but I’m pretty sure if you found those bottoms on your bedroom floor after fuckin her, you’d find a green stain that would make you regret what you did the night before. I don’t really know waht I am talking about, but I assume Sienna Miller’s fucked enough dudes that her pussy oozes space shit and that’s all I have to say about that cuz I have better things to do than this, like finger bang the girl sitting next to me at McDonald’s. Sure she’s 80, but that just means she will probably invite me over for some backed goods.
Fuck yourself.

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller|White

2009

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my week has not been grabbing Gaga’s ass, holding hands with Fergie, or even being on the Seacrest radio show or at a party with all women, but walking my dog at 4 am only to come across a topless 18 year old lookin’ dude and a topless 18 year old lookin girl making out in the middle of the fuckin’ street. I kepted creeping around the block to see if they got bottomless, but instead the caught onto me by the fourth time I walked by them, and they got dressed and went to finish up elsewhere. I can’t do anything right.

I didn’t post today because of shitty internet, I’m still alive, just barely, but that’s nothing new, I figure it all end any day now, you know just creep up on me from no where, at least that’s been the whole point of all these years of hard drinkin, not to be morbid or anything, I’m just an adrenaline junky who is neither athletic or into extreme sports, so I get my brushes with death the old fashioned way, and that’s through unprotected sex, hard drinking, smoking, drug use, and poking myself with syringes I find in the park to see what happens….which I don’t recommend, because hepatitis happens more often than staph infections and HIV, and that shit just fucks with your drinkin’….true story.

Here are my links for the day….

Get Your Web Came Slut On
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Kathy Lee Gifford’s Got Talent
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Artistic Toothpaste Shamings
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These Girls Can Sexually Harass Me Anytime
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Little Asian Bikini Contest Girl
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Fun with a Sex Toy Helicopter
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Man, Something About Jennifer Lopez Lately Makes Me Horny
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7 Types of Cockblockers
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Poker with a Slut. Nice
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Striptease of the Day
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Whoever Is In Charge of Marketing for Burger King Should Get a Raise
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Jonathon Rhys Meyers is My Kind of Drunk
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is a Crazy Walking Skeleton
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Topless Movie Babes Throwback
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Zac Efron & Breckin Meyer Parody Perez Hilton And It’s Actually Pretty Amazing
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Darryl Hannah Got Arrested
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Ilga in the Woods
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Marilyn Manson, It’s Time to Pack It In, Cause You Are Losing Your Mind
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Kid Crashes Dads Car
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Red Head Hottie
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Elena and a Big Dildo
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Bolivian TV Reporters Need to Check Their Facts
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she Likes the Nasty Boys!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Angelina Jolie for President?
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Cartoon or Not, I Would Still Bang CLEO
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Louise Glover and Triniana Iglesias topless
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Now That’s An Ass I’d Like to Be All Over
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Meet Gwen
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Here Come The Lady GaGa Drones…Ugh
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Brandy Talore and Her 36DDDs!!!
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And Another Glorious Red Head
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Kelly Clarkson is Right About Perez Hilton
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog!
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Of Course They Can’t Count, They Are Pornstars, Not Astronauts
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Okay, Well Dakota Fanning Just Made Me Want to Puke
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Slash and Conan O’Brian Went Guitar Shopping Off Craigslist
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Weird Chicks On Acid AT Festivals ARe Always Good For a Laugh
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The Five Stages of a Drunken Night
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9 Hottest Filipino Women…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

24

Jun

Megan Fox Lickin’ Her Lips of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox, the hottest thing in Hollywood, for the time being, because I accidentally bought myself a pair of briefs at the bootleg underwear store and I’ve been sporting them the last couple days and feel fuckin’ sexy, so sexy that I may just walk myself into the bathroom and cut of my dick in hopes to move to Hollywood and suck dick to the top, never having anyone know that I was once a dude, only to take away the limelight away from this whore as the next hot thing, but I’m sure that’s all just wishful thinkin’ on my part, I mean I can never be a hot little starlet everyone wants to fuck, but I can jerk off to one, even though jerking off is the lamest form of contraceptive, I mean other than condoms, everyone knows abortion is the way to fuckin’ go.

Maybe I’ll just dress my wife up like a really fat, ugly, sweating and smelly version of one and have her read off lines from some of Megan Fox’s most memorable performances, not that I ever want to fuck my wife, or that Megan Fox has memorable performances, but I do want to get the fuck out of this post it’s even too weird for me…so here’s some Megan Fox lickin’ her lips at a fan, because lickin’ lips, dicks, and anus, is really the foundation of her
career….

To See The Rest of the Pictures Follow This Link
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Posted in:Lips|Megan Fox|Tongue

2009

24

Jun

Hilary Duff is in Her Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Stuff by Hilary Duff that I guess she’s been accumulating in the event of famine striking so that she can “live off the land” for a couple extra days, you know like she’s using her stomach as it’s very own emergency food pantry or backpack filled with supplies, in the event of a nuclear strike or natural disaster, or maybe it’s just her own way to pad herself naturally to survice those Hockey Locker Room Gangbang her boyfriend puts her thru after every game to build team morale, but I have a feeling it’s got more to do with her being lazy, settling down and gettin’ older cuz guess what, she’s not 16 anymore and I’m sure that hurts all of your deeper than I can really understand. Perverts.

Posted in:Bikini|Hilary Duff

2009

24

Jun

Amy Winehouse is in her Sports Bra of the Day

I love watching dogs sniff women’s pussies. I used to know this half retarded/half psycho kid who trained his dog to sniff pussy and when the dog would do it to strangers, he’d point and scream shit like “you’re on the rag” and shit like that and I’d always get a laugh as the elderly woman, who clearly wasn’t on the rag walked away in confusion, but a little flattered that someone would suggest she wasn’t a dried up old cunt.

In these pictures the dogs are chasing Winehouse and it is not because she has her period, or because that weird dude trained them to do it, but because she smells like rotting flesh and dog’s love rotting meat and apparently with the kind of women I can seduce (afford), so do I.

So here’s some Winehouse in her bikini top showing the world how she maintains her trim figure with exercise because she’s a fuckin’ athlete in athletic apparel and not by being a drug addict…

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini