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2009

19

Jan

Pam Anderson is Out in a Bikini With Her Kids of the Day

The coolest thing about being Pam Anderson’s kid is that you can put the sex tape video in and see how she sucks dick. A lot of kids don’t get the pleasure of seeing just how their mom handles a dick in her mouth. I figure if mom’s taught their daughters just the right moves, we’d all be in a better place, you know like passing down a recipe from one generation to another, and each family having their own specific trademark moves, perfecting it over the years, instead they just lock that shit in the vault and never let their girls know shit about shit and if they do they end up on Dr Phil being judged by the fucking world.

Sure, Pam Anderson’s son’s can really only use her that video as a life lesson from mother to child if they end up being poofters, which is probably the case, because that’s just the kind of impact watching a close up of your dad’s drummin’ dick slamming your mom’s bald pussy has on you….

Fortunately, despite how much she’s aged, or how haggard she is, her shit doesn’t have that affect on me. I can still tap into the past and remember the sex object she was. Not to mention, I’d fuck any pussy. True story.

Posted in:Bikini|kids|Pam Anderson

2009

19

Jan

Kardinal and Akon’s Behind the Scenes of Beautiful of the Day

Kardinal is some Canadian rapper who is doing big things thanks to his partnership with Akon. His people have been good to me. They got me good tickets to his concert, they got me into some exclusive event that I would have otherwise never been allowed in and technically they got me very fucking drunk. I’ve never officially met any of these people but I got this video sent to me of a behind the scenes at a video shoot and their are sluts in their underwear. Sure this is nothing you can replace the Spice Girls first video with for masturbation purposes, but we gotta give them some credit for the effort to make shit hot. I mean if I was a rapper, my videos would involve me cumming all over chicks, but I guess my goal would be to use my video budget for pussy, when their goal is to get played on TV, probably a better approach to get chicks because they are more impressed when they see you on TV, I guess I just do everything backwards.

Posted in:Akon|Kardinal|Video

2009

19

Jan

Ron Jeremy Has Crocs of the Day

I was going to do a guess the Crocs post like I’ve seen on other sites, but I hate games. I have been to dinner parties that were very adult with my wife, and board games have been brought out and that’s my cue to hit up the couch and try to block out the cheers and laughs of everyone having the time of their lives, while looking like total fucking assholes, proud that I didn’t humiliate myself like they did because games are the one thing that embarrasses me, the whole time being called the downer, being called the party pooper and being mocked by the other adults, without fully grasping the only game I am down for is sexual and involves all the women naked and licking each other’s pussies.

So in keeping with ruining joy, excitement, anticipation all all those other emotions people get when you play games around me, I decided to just post the answer and save the fucking headache.

So here the person in the crocs was style icon Ron Jeremy at the Adult Expo last week and he dressed up for the occasion by looking pretty much like as much of a fat slob as he’s always been. Sure he’s fucked more pussy than the majority of fat slobs who just jerk off if they’re not too lazy between sandwiches, only to cum all over their wife beaters to create some new stains to live next their mustard stains, but that doesn’t mean he’s not a fat slob, it means that having a big dick gets you everything in life, not that I’d know first hand, but based on my research, it’s true.

Posted in:Adult Expo|Crocs|Ron Jeremy

2009

19

Jan

Kim Kardashian and Friends Like Milkshakes of the Day

The guy from Hollywood.tv who provides me with the videos I use daily comes from the UK and his background was high end/trendy ice cream shops. I guess his business strategy was to hold off on opening an LA ice cream shop and instead integrate himself into the celebrity scene to later use to promote his ice cream, but I don’t fucking know or care.

What I do know is that the Kardashian sisters, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and Perez Hilton were seen at his store creating their own celebrity milkshake and these were the ingredients they chose…..

Check out the ingredients of the newest celebrity shakes:

Kim Kardashian – Strawberries and Banana

Khloe Kardashian – Strawberries, Vanilla and Peaches.

Kourtney Kardashian – Cookie Dough, Peanut Butter and Captain Crunch.

Perez Hilton- Oreo, Coconut, Cap’N’Crunch.

Heidi Montag – Strawberries, Peaches and Pineapples

Spencer Pratt – M&M’s, Cookie Dough and Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup

I like how Khloe Kardashian is keeping up with the boys and I use that term loosely (Perez), by hitting up the shit that is bad for you, maybe it is because she’s built like a fucking wrestler and needs to maintain her physique or maybe it’s just because she’s a fucking pig. I wonder how authentic Perez Hilton’s articles can really be, considering he is friends with these idiots, and I guess who really cares. The real issue is why I am bother posting this and I really don’t have an answer. Maybe watching Kim Kardashian give into her ass and feet it dairy turns me on, but I doubt that’s it. I think it’s got more to do with their desperation for attention….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Perez Hilton

2009

19

Jan

Lady Gaga in her Space Outfits of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lady Gaga in her space age outfits that she thinks are so fucking fashionable, which makes sense, because with a face like that, the only explanation I am willing to accept is that she’s from another planet. They didn’t quite get it right when making her take on the human form, you know with the weak chin and inability to close her mouth. I am not much of a Science Fiction person, but I know you are, so maybe you should be jerking off to this post as she takes over the human race over the radio airwaves with horrible music.

Bonus – Here she is taking over the human race with her vagina….

Posted in:Astronaut|Lady Gaga|Martian|Pantsless

2009

19

Jan

Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures of the Day

I was told that it was some national holiday today so I figured I wouldn’t have to post, then some asshole called me up to tell me that people are still expecting a fucking update, that’s when I asked myself when I became a fucking slave laborer who was chosen to entertain 5 people while they sit at home with nothing better to do on their day off, because it’s fucking Monday and Monday’s are supposed to be spent at work and not at home and they can’t seem to figure it out or some shit….

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr in a bikini this past weekend, because it’s her fucking job to start the fucking day….

Posted in:Bikini|Miranda Kerr

2009

18

Jan

Shauna Sand is Still a Monster of the Day

The funny thing about Shauna Sand is that she tried so hard to be the embodiment of the stereotypical perfect girl. You know the kind of girl guys would freak out over, trying to understand how god made such an ideal candidate to jerk off to, because she doesn’t realize we can identify plastic surgery, and she didn’t realize was that in her process of trying to become the perfect sex object to be lusted for and jerked off over, she’d end up looking like a fucking monster. You know like a girl who locked herself in her bathroom and gave herself botched surgery, botched tits, and the more she tries to correct it, the bigger mess she becomes. I guess it’s all pretty funny, except for the handful of guys she’s turned gay because of the nightmares they had of her crawling out of their dad’s playboy magazine and into their beds to rape them with her various stapled on body parts that end up falling off in the middle of sex. It’s all pretty disturbing.

Posted in:Monster|Shauna Sand

2009

18

Jan

Fabio Still Gets Pussy of the Day

Fabio the Romance Novel Model is still around and girls still get excited when they see him, so if you are a long haired, tanned European who likes working out, let this be hope that you don’t need much more than that to make a lasting career as a guy girls want to fuck and that shit will carry you well into your 50s.

Sure, maybe these sluts just went to LA and were hoping to get a picture of themselves with someone, anyone famous to bring back to their family and friends on Facebook, and took what they could get in some act of desperation, but I pretty sure his level of talentless career’s success is enough to get laid multiple times a day by different girls, because girls are fame whores even if the fame is embarrassing like the dude I knew who wore a clown costume and handed out samples of toilet paper at the wholesale store who claims women would go nuts for him because he was the highlight of their menial shopping experience and would constantly invite him back to their mini-vans to fuck or suck him off. He claimed they liked him because he was the star of the store, I like to think it had to do with them hating their lives, and that last act was a nail in the coffin of their happiness, but who really knows. I know I don’t.

Either way, I wonder if Fabio got to Harlequin Novel all over these girls faces and I wonder how their boyfriends are going to like their new found egos now that the paparazzi has snapped off some pics of them and they’ve had their embarrassing 5 minutes of fame. I guess I will never know.

Posted in:Fabio|Pussy

2009

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just went to see Notorious because a girl I know wanted to see it and was willing to pay. It’s cold as fuck her so I figure why not support Diddy milking Big’s success a little harder even long after his death. You know there’s going to to be merch and a soundtrack and the whole thing will make him even more money. I fell asleep in it, because I don’t really remember or care about this era of hip hop, but the theater was sold out, people were sitting in the aisles and we only got in because the bitch bought tickets 5 hours early.

I suggest you wait for this to hit TV because it’s about that made for TV quality, but you won’t listen, you like buying into Diddy’s scam and you will make this the number 1 movie of the weekend all because you want to see him portrayed as an equally annoying dancing motherfucker as he is in real life.

I should have listened to my liver and gone out drinking. I fucked up. The girl I was with didn’t even show me tit.

I got this herpes list sent in from some girl and I figured I’d post it….I got nothing else going for me tonight – my life sucks.

Jesus,

Here’s a list of people who have herpes.

-Debbie Harry has herpes as told to me by Greg Gaffin from Bad Religion

-Johnny Knoxville and Bam Magera both have herpes as told to me by a friend of theirs when I was at a party with these guys back in 2002. He told me not to hook up with them.

-Tracy Morgan has herpes told to me by another comedian who I will not mention here because I am still friends with this guy.

-Kelly Osbourne has herpes which was told to me by a friend who is a model, that slept with her ex boyfriend and got herpes from him.

-Benicio Del Toro, also told to me by a model friend.

Jim Norton does indeed have herpes.

I feel like an ass sharing this. I will tell you I am like 85% sure on the validity of most of these.

I don’t like celebrities so therefore I like your site.

Keep on, keeping on mother fucker.

Who cares….Here are my links….

Some Pussy on Cam Cuz We Like Pussy….
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Oprah Used to Smoke Crack.
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Kate Hudson is a Leather Fetish
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The Hottest Models You’ll See This Weekend
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These WWF Divas Could Kick Your Ass
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So Bascially, Every Band Ever Ripped Off Journey
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And Here’s Some MORE Fun With Journey
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Balloon Animals Aren’t Just For Kids Anymore
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Do the Crotch Hop
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Mel B Gets Fit. Or Tries To Anyways
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele By the Pool
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Who is YOUR Drinking Hurting?
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Cindy McCain on Dancing With The Stars Would Have Been Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Lily Allen Shows Off The 3rd Nipple She Could Have Breast Fed
Her Aborted Baby With…Of the Day
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Miss Great Britain Has Some Excellent Cleavage
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With This LAdy GaGa Bitch?
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Jesus Christ I Wanna Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
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Britney’s Got Abs, Ya’ll
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Jessica Alba Throwback
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Katie Fey is On the Floor
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Getting Beat Up By Your Girlfriend Bascially Means You Have a Vagina
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Boy George is Going to the Chokey
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Pocket Bike Fail
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Danielle is Creamy and Sweet
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Man, These Muslim Fundamentalists Really Hate Everything
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hypnotizing a Babe is Probably The Only Way You Could Get Laid
So Learn How to Do It Here
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Walmart Brings the Smiles From All Over
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Bai Ling is The Biggest Whore in Hollywood. Seriously
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Self Shot of the Day
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I Can Think os a Few Places Audrina Patridge Should Put
Her Newly Restalyne Filled Lips
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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A Little Mr Miyagi…
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Steve-O Partying With Sluts…
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Kate Winslet Washing Down an 18 Year Old Naked Kid Cuz She’s a Pervert.
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3-D Porn is the Future of Porn…
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Her Name is Amy Green and She’s a Hot Pin Up for Zoo
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Some Ad Agency Uses Uneven Tits To Promote Themself
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10 Sexiest Female Celebs in Glasses According to This Guy….
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Gallery of Celebs With Hard Nipples…
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Here is a Tribute to Gilfs….
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Bond Girl Cleavage
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Fabio May Look Like a Homo, But Dude Has Still Got It
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Protests in Isreal Pretty Much Look Like the Awesomest Thing Ever
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Lux Cassidy and Kaydrn Cross Arent Twins, But They Are the Next Best Thing
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Whitney Port Bikini Pics
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Russian Parkour Failure
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use and Old Satilitte Dish to Boost a Wireless Signal
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Heroin Erotica, You Sick Fuck
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Courtney Love Hates the Jews
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Watch a Bunch of Online Videos Here
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BONUS – TO SEE THE GIRL IN THE HEADER PIC’S VAGINA CLICK THIS LINK
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Camo Cleavage!!
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VIDEO of the Day

Pornstars Being Interviewed at the Adult Expo……It’s Pretty Much All You’d Expect it to Be….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

16

Jan

Some Vintage Madonna Nude of the Day

So this vintage nude picture of Madonna is up for auction, they are estimating that it’s worth somewhere around 10,000 dollars, but I think that bush is fucking priceless. The truth is that I don’t hate bush, I find them entertaining and fully shaved is so fucking mainstream, I like seeing a little fucking character, as long as I am not knee deep in the shit. The site has always supported bush in theory and I am not going to back down now by dissing Madonna for rocking a 70s bush in the 70s, especially since she over the last 30 years, her clit has grown to the size of my penis with all the steroids and I am down with celebrating her when she was still a woman, I mean look at those fucking tits.

Here’s a quote about the auction…

Madonna, then known as Madonna Louise Ciccone, may have earned as little as $25 for the 1979 modeling session. The raw, full frontal black-and-white image, taken by Lee Friedlander, appeared in Playboy in 1985 and is to be auctioned Feb. 12. Madonna was a 20-year-old dancer trying to make ends meet when she answered Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model, said Matthieu Humery, head of Christie’s photography department.

I guess that just goes to show that anytime you use your body for money, someone else is making a lot more money off it and it will surface after you establish yourself and become a mega star. I am totally for girls getting naked for money, I am also totally for girls getting naked for free. I hate the stigma that they have thinking sending me nudes will ruin their chances of getting into college, or will be shameful to their families, when nudity is our natural state. So prude bitches who don’t get naked or send me naked pictures on the internet are the real whores. I guess I am like a hippie despite hating hippies and firmly believe nudity is our natural state and I want to celebrate your natural state by cumming all over my belly lookin’ at you in all your glory…well not you…since you’re a dude…but you if you have a vagina, if you know what I mean.

Update: I didn’t notice the armpit hair or leg hair because I was staring at her bush and trying to make out the lips behind all her Italian glory, and I definitely don’t support negligence in maintenance, it is lazy, despite my love for bush. Get it together you fucking slob.

Another Update: I want to own this picture, so I think I need to start a fundraiser on the site for you all to donate to this very important cause. If we get to our target and get this picture, I promise to tour it around the world and let each and every one of you sniff it. I just don’t know how to start a fundraiser on the internet because I am disorganized.

To See The Auction at Christies, Follow This Link
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Posted in:Madonna|Nude|Vintage