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2009

04

May

Paris’ BFF is still a Fucking Attention Whore Clown of the Day

This Paris BFF girl is a fucking joke. I mean it was pretty much understood when she signed up to be on the show that she was never going to be taken seriously, but now that Paris is over the 60 days she decided to give up to pretend she actually liked this girl, by letting her walk into events with her, stunts need to be pulled to prevent her slowly slipping back into obscurity. The only problem is that she’s a useless, talentless cunt, who only got here for being on a garbage show that she tried sucking another useless, talentless cunt’s dick off to win. So here she is with crazy clown hair, which I guess is a good practice for when she’s living on the street and too poor to afford a hairbush.

Here she is in Video Promoting Some Dude’s Band and Dissing Paris Hilton….Good Times….

Posted in:Attention Whore|BFF|Paris Hilton|Ugly

2009

04

May

Tila Tequila’s Striptease for Attention of the Day

Tila Tequila has figured out the magic formula to get attention from dudes and that involves getting naked or half naked on youtube. Shit is like her myspace strategy that got her famous in the first place, but in video or some shit, and I guess as long as you’re a chick willing to show your tit on the internet, there’s always going to be guys willing to jerk off to you and girls to be envious of the confidence you have in being an internet whore.

Either way, this is a video of Tila Tequila doing a sex dance for Ray J, Kim Kardashian’s sex partner in that video, because her most recent publicity stunt was that she is dating him even though I’ve been told she actually has a boyfriend of 8 years who lets her do these stunts because it means he doesn’t have to work, like every dude I know who has dated strippers

Watch the video. I am slow fucking moving today.

Posted in:Striptease|Tila Tequila

2009

04

May

Kayden Kross Deep Throats the Vote of the Day

I had a very drunk weekend and I think I am still drunk. I don’t know why I do this to myself but think it’s because I hate myself.

What I don’t hate is Kayden Kross. She is a pornstar who I’ve been trying to get to marry me the last few weeks and she hasn’t got back to me, maybe it is because I am using Craigslist misconnections to get in with her, because I figure Craigslist is a great place to meet women and after being a man about shit and turning to anonymous posts online to profess my life, there’s really is no way she can resist.

She is in a contest and I’d love to see her win. If she does. I vow to you that I will make sure she marries me on video. So go back everday and make it happen. My happiness depends on it.

VOTE FOR KAYDEN KROSS
GO

Here are some pics of her deepthroatin’ for the votin’.

Posted in:Deep Throat|Kayden Kross|Vote

2009

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The Lindsay Lohan in Montreal countdown has begun. Not that I care. I just have nothing better to write about. I live a relatively pathetic, sexually frustrated life, the highlights of my days are getting approached by girls who ask about my dog, opening up great comedic moments that no one picks up on but me. I can’t think of anything concrete, It’s 10 pm and I’ve been drinking, but I can post links, It’s really second nature for me and that is pathetic, a concept we can collectively tap dance in agreeance to….

Now Follow Me On Twitter….

Here you go. Have a good weekend. Check back. I may update.

Friday Slut Fun
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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It’s All Good, I Hate Standing Up When I’m Drunk Too
GO

Rosario Dawson’s Hottest Pics Ever
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This Chimp Can Skateboard Better Than You Can
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Kate Hudson May Not Have Tits, But She’s Alright In My Books
GO

Chuck Norris Doesn’t Paint With a Brush, He Paints With a GUN
GO

Can You SMELL the Captains Log?
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Katy Ain’t Half Bad
GO

Swine Flu Won’t Let Him Buy a Car
GO

Cutie Gets Mess While Cooking
GO

Demi Moore is Made of Wax
GO

Transformers 2 Looks Even Shittier Than The First One
GO

The Bunny Ranch Wants Rod Blagojevich
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Nipples Are Hard
GO

Lohan is Back on the Mainland
GO

Rachel Bilson Is Looking Kind of Rough
GO

Please Don’t Get Married Miranda Kerr
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Photoshoot Video
GO

SEX COURT!
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Bouncer Beatdown
GO

Angel Dark Belongs in Heaven
GO

Have You Met Candice Michelle
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

And Now, the BEST Response to Jury Duty EVER
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Teen Barbie is a Doll I’d Like to Have
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Pink is a Dirty Whore
GO

Kim Kardashian Says Ahoy
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Alicia is the Sexy Door Next Girl
GO

That Kara Slut From American Idol is Getting Canned
GO

Zoe Saldana is All Legs At the Star Trek Premiere
GO

Who Knew Hate Crime Legislation Could BE So DIRTY?!
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Dahlia Rocks Out
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Now THAT’S What I Call An Ass
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Swine Flu Fashion
GO

Veronica is Playing Pool. Naked
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Playboy Flashback
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That’s Why You Don’t TExt While Driving a Bus
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Get Your Fist Out of My Pussy
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Susan Boyle is Kind of Amazing. Watch Her Dance Here
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Who Doesn’t Love School Girl Uniforms?
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Some Movie Reviews
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

May

Aubrey O’Day Bores Me of the Day

Aubrey O’Day without tits busting out of her shirt is an Aubrey O’Day I’ve got zero fucking interest in. If you’re going to fucking invest in fake tits live it fucking up. Exploit the shit. Your fan base only exists because of those things and you have no business wearing anything that covers it up. The fact is that she’s not even that hot, so she might as well milk what she does have and play with our hearts like this. I really don’t give a fuck so I’m gonna post this as is and go back to self destructive behavior. Internet has been just as boring as this post today, so don’t blame me, blame the internet…

Here’s the Video…I can’t believe the crowd this bitch draws….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

01

May

Mariah Carey’s Fat Tits and Double Chin for her Wedding Anniversary of the Day


Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their one year anniversary and by looking at the pics I gotta wonder what this is a one year anniversary for, I’m thinking since they decided to train to be professional eaters, but then again it could be for going on an all chocolate diet and I don’t mean that in some clever way cuz Nick Cannon is black, I mean it in the obesity kind of way….

Posted in:Fat|Mariah Carey|Tits

2009

01

May

George Clooney’s Chick isn’t Tahat Hot of the Day

I realize that as I get older my standards in younger women drop, not that I ever really had standards to begin with, but if you dropped a 300 pound 18 year old off at my doorstep, the kind with herpes from the time she was raped, a rash from the genetic disorder she has, a missing toe from her diabetes and a fucking black boyfriend in her fucking mouth, I’d probably still go down on her, but I am not George Clooney. Sure the girl he’s with isn’t disgusting, but I’d expect better. I’m disappointed in him and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:George Clooney|GF

2009

01

May

Paparazzi Make a Chris Brown Joke to Jay-Z and Rihanna of the Day

Jay-Z was out with Rihanna having dinner, you know since he has sex with her behind Beyonce’s back, while pretending it is for business, when it’s really because Rihanna is fucking hot and Beyonce’s a fucking cow and the paparazzi got excited. Maybe it has to do with Rihanna being this hot news item, or because they are surprised that someone as ugly as weird lookin’ Jay-Z actually gets pussy even though he is one of the richest black men around, it still always shocks and awes, but whatever the reason was, one of them decided to try to crack some jokes to get some reaction out of him and the joke that made that cut was something about Chris Brown originating Swine Flu. You know some Patient Zero bullshit, it would have been funnier if they surprised him by bringing Beyonce and Chris Brown there to cock block him and go nuts on the motherfucker in some kind of caught in the act shit you’d see on Jerry Springer, but I don’t think the paparazzi have those kinds of connections.

Here’s the Craziness Rihanna Causes and the Same Paparazzi Dropping the Same Joke Cuz I Guess he THought It was a Winner

Posted in:Chris Brown|Jay-Z|Paparazzi|Rihanna

2009

01

May

Leilani Dowding Is Some Nobody With a Hot Body of the Day

Here is 1998’s Miss Great Britain. She has posed topless with her sister in the past. She dates football players and is trainging to be a WAG and this is her pretty hot body and busted face. I figure I don’t really need to write anything more about her, because I am not really familiar with hot bodies and busted faces, I am more the kid of guy who has stories about busted bodies and busted faces, which really only makes sense, because if you’re ugly to begin with, why bother trying to get yourself some redeeming qualities like a tight ass and flat stomach, you might as well just embrace your fate, give up, and get a low level office job where you’ll work until you die alone one night of a stroke from all the years of hard eating. Give up when it’s meant to be. And that’s what I’m going to do with this post.

Posted in:Hot Body|Leilani Dowding

2009

01

May

Susan Boyle’s Virgin Pussy in it’s Vigin One Eye-Browed Prime of the Day

I am not in the zone today. It happens but I figure the only way to get inspired is to turn to the virgins because they are pure. So I walked down to my laundry room, where I bumbed into a couple teenage girls smoking and I stripped down to my underwear, put my clothes in the washing machine and walked away, while they laughed at me. I looked down and realized that my little cock was poking out of a massive whole in my shorts, which I guess is funny, but the problem with doing this is that despite being virgins, they had enough sense in them to know that my dick was a fucking joke, so I told them he’s like a turtle hiding in his shell when he gets scared and octoplies when it comes down to business, they weren’t buying it, so I was forced to walk away with my tail between my legs in shame, but I know that my girl Susan Boyle wouldn’t because she’dying for any cock and here’s a video of her singing in her ugly prime.

Posted in:Singing|Susan Boyle