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2009

18

Feb

Shenae Grimes is a Ratty Slut of the Day

I hate giving this girl attention. For some reason, I want to see her fail. Maybe it’s because she is Canadian and I hate Canadians, but I think it’s got more to do with the attitude I am convinced comes along with her now that everyone is calling her some kind of it girl, or even a sex symbol, when her and her high school drop out shit should be working cash at her suburban Ontario Canadian Tire to pay for her baby’s hockey classes and her Tim Horton addiction. Come to Canada and you’ll get what I am saying, not that I am really saying anything worth reading in this post. It happens.

Posted in:Ripped Pantyhose|Shenae Grimes

2009

18

Feb

Kate Moss for New York Magazine of the Day

I don’t know if you remember those Lohan comeback pics from New York Magazine last year where she was naked being her idol Marilyn Monroe, but unfortunately lasting another year without following Monroe’s fate, well, I’d show you an reminder but New York Magazine doesn’t like when you post their pictures without paying them, so I deleted that shit long ago. But I just came across these pics from the mag, where Kate Moss gets half naked and sure they won’t get as much buzz as her cokehead counterpart Lohan, cuz this cokehead’s already been naked a million fucking times, but I’m posting them anyway.

Posted in:Half Naked|Kate Moss|New York Magazine|Nipples

2009

18

Feb

Kanye West’s Vagina of the Day

So some Kanye West video just dropped and I figured I’d post it because everywhere that’s talking about it is saying shit like

Its not your computer this is how the video really is Kanye west ft kid cudi Welcome to heartbreak

or

Kanye makes a revolutionary move by making a video that will make people smack their TVs to see if they still work…

or

Mastermind, Kanye West Intentionally produces a video that will make you want to find ….

Shut the fuck up. Kanye’s not an innovator. He’s a biter. Not only is his music on some raping hipsters from Baltimore and Paris and making their unwanted mainstream baby because they are pro-life, but he’s also ripping off that Man in the Moon movie about Andy Kaufman where he wants to fuck his Christmas special up to get people out of their seat and smacking their TVs. I figure that was 30 years ago, so media, stop sucking his big clit and stroke his insecure fake ego, shit’s been done.

I am really only posting this video to go with the pictures of the monster Kanye’s been fucking, Either she’s got cancer or a dick, I don’t fucking know, but I do know that these aren’t doing a good job putting the rumors that he like an nice broad shouldered, bald headed man to rub up next to….if you know what I mean…if you don’t I’ll spell it out for you…he’s a fucking homo.

Posted in:Kanye West|Vagina

2009

18

Feb

Aubrey O’Day Playboy Cover Shoot Video of the Day

Here’s a video of Aubrey O’Day shooting her Playboy cover shoot because I figure since she’s obsessively talking about the shit like a 35 year old who finally lost his virginity to an actual girl talks to his friends on Second Life. Sure, it’s enough already but people find her hot and I like the fact that she’s an insecure girl who aspired to be in Playboy but always felt inadequate so that’s why she’s so proud of this accomplishment that I can’t see being a fucking accomplishment but maybe that’s because I am not a whore of a girl, and need the bunny tattoo on my pelvis to really grasp how big of a deal this is.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photoshoot|Playboy

2009

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish I had something important to say. Something funny. I mean I know I had all kinds of random things that pissed me off today and reminded me of good stories I haven’t shared but I watched American Idol at a friend’s house and now I am numb. Maybe that’s why people like the shit because it makes them feel part of something stupid, that’s something we all need. Unfortunately, I need sleep and will be back tomorrow unless I die in my sleep, which may happen.

In the meantime, if you’re not using twitter get on it. I thought shit was stupid for the longest time, but now I am knee deep in the shit and it’s addictive.

If you are on twitter add me to the shit….Perez Hilton has 18,000 followers, I have 5.
GO

If you’re not, I won’t let you leave empty handed because here are my stepLINKS….

Because I Know You Cry Yourself to Sleep Alone At Night
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Amy Fisher Will Take Her Clothes Off For You
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Celebrity slaughter House
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Bon Jovi Makes Being On the Jumbotron Way More Gay Than It Already Is
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Fast and the Furious 3 – Amish Country Drift
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Can Adriana Lima Replace Amy Winehouse Permanently Please?
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Waking Up to a Hose is Not Fun
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What’s In YOUR Vagina?
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Rosario Dawson is Hot Throwback
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There’s No Way You Can Do It Alone
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Amadine is a Girl Next Door Type
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Hanna Hilton Will Do Your Body Good
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I Always Thought The Best Part About The History of slavery Was Golf Courses, Casinos and The Jackson 5
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Striptease of the Days
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Isla Fisher Looks Hot When She Fixes Herself Up
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WTF Happened to Kellie Pickler’s Face?
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It’s Like a Map to Treasure, But With Pussy
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I’m Really Loving Drew Barrymore as a Blonde
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Some Fashion Week Fashion Whores
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Banks Versus Credit Unions
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Crissy Moran Does a Sexy striptease
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Hayden Panty-Airs is Back on the Market
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Videos That Centre Around Toilets Can Never Be Good
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Motivation Helps You Get the Job Done
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When a Fat Jumps a Mailbox, You Can Expect Good Times
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Olya is Shining
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Bianca Gascoigne is More Wasted Than I Was Last Night
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I’m All For an Hour Glss Figure, But This is Fucked Up
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And That’s Why You Say No To Drugs
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Go Kart Crash Goes Boom
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Lucia Dvorska is Lovely
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Kate Moss Topless Action
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Big Old MILF and Her Big Old Tits
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Maybe Lohan is Fucking Chace Crawfords
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The Aida Yespica Show
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The Best Fight Scene Ever
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Jessica Biel Assumes the Position
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Miss USA 1991 is Starting Her Porn Career! Yes!
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2 Times the Bush is 2 Times Too Many
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I Wanna Bang Halle Berry So Bad
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Smack That Prolapse
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Some Flaming Shots Gone Wrong Videos
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Would you Fuck This Blue Frog Woman…
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Vivid’s 25 Years of Erotic Photography (aka porn)
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Some German TV Host Grabs Some Random Chick He’s Interviewing’s Tit….
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SI Girls in Vegas, Fake Tits in Montreal. Good Times
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Feb

Nicola McLean See Through Shirt of the Day

Here’s that busty nobody from the UK that’s been doing the rounds in a see through shirt. I have nothing more to say because I am depressed that my life has come to writing about these nobodies who are only famous for having tits, when all girls have tits, the whole thing confuses me, yet I keep coming back for more….

Posted in:Nicola Mclean|See Through|Tits

2009

17

Feb

Mickey Rourke Porn of the Day

Here’s some Mickey Rourke making out with his girlfriend and by making out I mean giving her a little kiss. Don’t ask me why I am posting it, because I really don’t know, I think at the time I uploaded the pictures because I thought they were funny, but now I am not sure why I thought they were funny, so I guess I’ll keep them up there for those of you who haven’t been able to get his rippling half naked greased up body in The Wrestler. I’m talking to you sexually confused wrestling fan.

Since you love penis – you may like this clip…

Posted in:Kiss|Mickey Rourke|Porn

2009

17

Feb

Jim Belushi’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

You know what the world is missing…more Jim Belushi coverage. I did used to watch that According to Jim bulushit, it was on 3 times a day around 5 years ago when it first hit nd I only had one channel, but I did want to fuck the wife on the show, but that was a different era.

I heard recently that this shit is still on the air, which I found shocking, because it was pretty shitty back then and can only be a lot shittier now, but I guess a lot of blue collar, suburban people can relate. have a hard time believing that anyone would waste their time watching it, and that it’s just hanging on a fucking thread, but I am pretty sure that’s the basis of his career, you know trying to shine in his brother’s shadow.

I guess what I am trying to say is that along with his wife on his show, I’d also fuck his real life wife, so I guess the jokes on us and this motherfucker’s living the life since you can always tell a man’s success by the size of his gut and the tightness of his wife’s body…

Posted in:Bikini|Jim Belushi|wife

2009

17

Feb

Fergie’s Still in a Green Bikini of the Day

I got into conversation with some 18 year old hot chick the other day. She was on the bus reading some US Weekly or InStyle magazine, because in case you didn’t know, 18 year old girls are hooked on this celebrity scandal bullshit, and she was talking to her friend about what the fuck is going on in Josh Duhamel’s mind for marrying Fergie. She couldn’t get why a guy so good lookin would marry a girl so hard who really has nothing hot about her. I chimed in and said because he’s a faggot, loves cock in his mouth and can’t let the world know, so he settled for the closest thing he could find. They laughed awkwardly and changed seats.

The truth is that maybe they are in love, hot girls date ugly guys all the fucking time, maybe Fergie gives the meanest blowjob, you know cuz having been born with a dick she apparently has a first hand knowledge of how to work one.

Sure the tranny shit’s old, but she looks like this bodybuilder stripper who used to do chin ups on stage who I always got lap dances from because no one else wanted her and I can never turn down a deal, even if it makes me question my sexuality, but maybe she’s a nice girl.

Here she is in the green bikini that has been milked pretty hard this week. Something, Josh Duhamel knows all too much about.

Posted in:Bikini|Fergie|Green

2009

17

Feb

Nicole Scherzinger and Her Nipple Slip of the Day

So Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls let her big brown nipple out for some air because I guess it was suffocating under her dress, or maybe because the shit stain is so fucking big it’s almost impossible to keep it covered up and letting the world see it is a small trade off for the cleavage that sells her records….I am not one of those people who hates on brown nipples or even brown vaginas, I only find that shit disgusting on white chicks, because you gotta do some serious damage to get a brown pussy, like using a log of frozen dog feces as a dildo or someshit.

Either way, this Scherzinger whore’s good to go, unfortunately it’s not as funny as a massive clit slip, but I’d settle for massive nipple slip, because ultimately, I don’t care and I’m just posting this for you.

Here’s the video of the performance last week….

Posted in:Niceole Scherzinger|Nipple|Slip