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2009

30

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Surfing of the Day

This is my second Lohan post today. She’s surfing in a one-piece and I am impressed by her athleticism. I’ve always wanted to be a surfer, at least ever since I saw Point Break. It looks like a lifestyle I could really connect with, unfortunately, I live in Canada, I am 300 pounds and I don’t know how to swim and I hate waking up early, so I’d really just want to sit on the beach creepin’ on girls all day, not that I like to refer to my life mission as creepy, I am just letting the rules of society get the better of me, because there’s nothing wrong with snappin’ off pics of unsuspecting girls as they tan while masturbating. That’s not creepy. Creepy would be following them to the public bathroom and raping them as they shower off the sand….or something. Fuck leave me alone. I don’t have the answers. I just know I need lunch.

Posted in:Hawaii|Lindsay Lohan|Surfing

2009

30

Apr

Susan Boyle Shows Off her Hot Virgin Feet and her Hot Virgin Lingerie of the Day

If you wonder what hot virgin pussy wears to bed, here’s a glimpse into her most intimate of outfits. If you’re wondering why a virgin stays a fuckin virgin, look at her fucking feet and I guess in her defense, she’s fucking scary looking, so a mangled foot probably has only fractionaly impact on why that pussy hasn’t seen light, but a mangled foot is probably a nice glimpse into what type of condition that untouched twat is like and the whole thing is just too hot for me to handle.

Posted in:Susan Boyle|Virgin

2009

30

Apr

Katy Perry Needs to Wear Looser Clothes of the Day

What the fuck is this costume that Katy Perry is wearing and why is it so tight. I made it pretty fucking clear to Katy Perry that her dumpy ass body has no business being half naked or in spandex. Catsuits are not made for dogs, if you know what I mean….

I get it. She thinks that being popular or having a popular song means people want to fuck her, I know she doesn’t realize there’s nothing remotely attractive about her, but what I don’t understand is why she’s not performing in a Snuggie like she should be.

Speaking of fat girls ruining good things, I was walking down the street the other day and saw a group of fat fucking girls in their school girl outfits. I thought to myself, why are they allowed to wear those, shouldn’t they have a size limit, the girls who don’t make the cut get the sweatpants. Don’t they know that it’s a cliche fantasy for a fucking reason, it’s sacred, it doesn’t need their fucking french fry and cake eating ass to fucking ruin it for us.

That is why I applying for a job as a consultant for private school uniform policies….

Posted in:Fat|Katy Perry|Tight Clothes

2009

30

Apr

Rihanna and Beenie Man in a Shitty Bootleg Video Grinding of the Day

Here’s a second bootleg video from the Barbados Reggae Fest, that I guess was shot on a broken camera someone in the crowd got from cleaning rooms at the resort they work at, because the quality is wonky as shit. I am posting this as a public notice to let everyone out there know that as Beenie Man is grinding up on Rihanna, she’s not wearing panties and showing her cunt to the crowd. Now if Barbados wasn’t so fucking poor and high, maybe some motherfucker would have had the fucking insight to pull out his camera and snap a shot for me, since her pussy is something I’ve been meaning to meet for a long time, but I guess based on this video, I can’t be asking for too much from the crowd cuz digital camera’s are expensive when you make 10 dollars a week. Either way, try to make out her pussy in this video, because this is the exact time she flashed the world and no one thought to capture it.

Posted in:Beenie Man|Grinding|Rihanna

2009

30

Apr

Die Heidi and Spencer… Die… of the Day



DIE. Let’s hope that their publicity stunt goes awry and motherfuckers get jacked up with that swine flu shit a, because as funny as it is to see them do their bullshit performances on camera all the time, it’s tedious and I’m ready for it all to end. It would only be fitting if it happened while trying to get attention to themselves like they always do, by doing shit like going to Mexico during a pandemic scare, you know since idiots like this deserve to be punished for their behavior. Unfortunately it won’t happen, but their travel agent deserves a thank you note for at least trying his best to murder them legally.


See more of Heidi Montag On Her Honeymoon in a Bikini

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Honeymoon|Spencer Pratt

2009

30

Apr

Sasha Grey for Rolling Stone of the Day

You gotta hand it to Sasha Grey. She was the obscure Goth girl in her highschool, who took everything a little too seriously and who decided to embrace fucking on camera and pushing the fucking limits while she was 18 and people wanted to see it. It brought her to the top of her industry, getting paid more than any other pornstar per scene, leaving all the cheesy industry people cofused as to why, all while taking a seemingly educated approach to it all, in some kind of rationalizing why she’s a whore. So despite having bush and not really having the porn look, but pushing the fucking limits and keeping porn interesting to people desensitized or looking for the next level shit, people who aren’t me because I get turned off with her porn almost immediately. I know girls who hate porn who love her, guys who are gay who love her, people who don’t like seeing a girl take on 14 black dicks, but for some reason respect her work and think she’s put the art back into fucking on camera.

So that’s brought her to the mainstream, staring in some movie about escorts as the lead a stepping stone to take over the fuckin’ world and it all started with a dick in her mouth on camera.

So girls, when I ask you to do porn for the site, realize it is in your best interest.

On a side note, how the fuck does Rolling Stone get away with publishing pictures like this, while I get rejected by advertisers everyday for posting the same kinda shit. Hypocrisy….

Here she is at the premiere of the movie….

Posted in:Mainstream|Rolling Stone|Sasha Grey|Whore

2009

30

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Bikini of the Day

A-loha(n). Lindsay Lohan’s still looking good in her bikini in Hawaii. She’s rockin’ out with her sister and her monkey lookin’ friend. I’d post the pictures of her sister, but she is 15 and I have a reputation I’m trying to kill. Just the other day I was walking through the park innocently and some season-pushing teenage girls were tanning in the smallest bikinis ever, it wasn’t even that hot out, but I guess they realize that they are in their prime, guys their own age are jerking off to them, guys their dad’s age are too, and they might as well play it up before puberty makes them fat. When I went up to them to ask if they wanted me to make them famous and if they had any fake IDs in the event we got caught, they told me to fuck off and called me a creep, so I’ve vowed to stick to real 18 year old sluts, not cockteasing teenage sluts….I don’t know where I’m going with this, but I guess it was to say that no Ali Lohan pics, and who’d really want them when Lohan’s body so tight it might as well be 14 and jacked on hormones in the food she eats.

Posted in:Bikini|Hawaii|Lindsay Lohan

2009

30

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Untouched Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kim Kardashian had a scandal a month ago, that involved her pretty much being fully rebuilt for Complex magazine through photoshop because she is fat and ugly and they were trying to sort that out for her so that instead of turning off their regular readers and luring in people down with fat trannies, they’ll just help keep her lie alive.

So in efforts to trick us, she’s done an unedited photoshoot with Instyle, while maybe shit’s not as edited as Complex, I know she’s more doughy than this, but I guess that won’t sell her bullshit work out DVD to anyone who isn’t a black dude or white dude pretending to be hip hop who dig fat chicks….

I love the highest heels imaginable to give the optical illusion that she’s not a thick and stalky piece of shit. We’re onto you Kim Kardashian. We know you are swine flu.

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Untouched

2009

30

Apr

Brazilian Model Falls Hard of the Day

Here’s a Brazilian Model falling while walking the catwalk to start the day because everyday I know I feel like I’m falling on my fucking face over and over and over again….Good morning people.

Posted in:Brazilian Model|Fall

2009

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t been on the computer since noon. I went on a couple missions. None of them involved me getting laid. One of them ended in me getting drunk and pissing all over my pant leg in a packed bar because I couldn’t aim properly since I don’t really have much to fucking work with, if you know what I mean, and you probably do, because every guys with big dicks don’t read sites like they, they are too busy getting out there and fucking bitches. Drinking all day may not be productive, it may not lead to the most up to date website on the net, but it makes me forget all my failure.

On that note…Follow me on Twitter…I started getting Hate Tweets there….


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I’d like to thank someone who is not quite a failure and that’s Heid and Spencer’s travel agent who sent them to Mexico hoping to end all the bullshit for their honeymoon…..He is a saint…cuz he wants them dead too…but actually made moves….


Check Out The Idiots In Mexico in Bathing Suits With Masks On.

And Here are my stepLINKS…..

Because Wednesday Is The Toughest Day of the Week
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Mel Gibson Debuts His Russian Ho. I Can See Why He Left His Wife For Her, This Slut is HOT!
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Marisa Tomei and Her Wet See Through Shorts Throwback
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The Little Slut From Party of Five is All Grown Up and Lookin Good
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Real Life Twitter
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Kim Kardashian’s Best Fat Ass Shots
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Fat Kid Food Rap
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Why Have Real Sex When You Can Have Wii Sex?
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Is Obama’s 100 Day Honeymoon Over?
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More With Wet Peach Dre
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Relationship Translator
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MILF – Mother’s Day is Lots of Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Can’t Get Enough of Halle Berry
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I’m Totally Going After Robin Wright Penn
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Chris Brown May Actually Walk
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Kim Kardashian Has a Big Fat Ass And Wants to Make Sure You Know About It
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Gisele Bundchen is a “Lady” in Red
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TUPAC SHAKUR IS ALIVE
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Fuck Swinw Flu, Let’s Bring Back MAD COW!
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Three Cups, 1 Ball and a Great Set of Tits
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Linda Hogan is Just Too Fucking Much
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Grocery Store Shooting – Video
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Charlie Laine is In the Green Room
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Roxanna Pallett is Loaded
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Come Fly With Me
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Okay This Brad and Angelina Thing is Getting OUt of Hand
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Christina Aguilera – Before and After
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Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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Curly Stunner Shows Off Her Body
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Heidi Montag is a Dumb Slut and Is Going To Do Playboy
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Mischa Barton and Her Meth Face
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Brooke and Vickie Rock Out
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Paulina Gets Dirty At the Beach
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Everyone Loves Scarlet Johanssons Tits
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Sexy Stop Motion
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Go On, You Know You Want To
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I Hope These Assholes Get Swine Flu
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Jenna Jameson and Janine! Yowza!
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Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown Miller vs Bud Beer Girl Showdown
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Some Tits and a Slut Tie
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