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2009

28

Jan

Ashley Scott and Her Sheer Dress of the Day

In celebration of the Superbowl, here’s some football lookin’ motherfucker named Ashley Scott on her way out of a club the other day half naked. Maybe it’s to draw a little attention her herself because I’ve never heard of her, or maybe it’s because she has trouble seducing men, because instilling fear of tearing them apart limb by limb is a shitty seduction strategy, but I doubt that’s the issue, since guys have proven time and time again that they will fuck anything that has a pussy. Especially when her shoulders are pretty fucking broad, that any dude would be scared she’d hunt them down and break their face if they didn’t go home with her. Not that I am ever scared of girls no matter how much stronger, or tougher, or lesbionic and angry they are, because of that whole men are naturally stronger fact. Call me a sexist, but I can’t remember the last time a girl got me to the ground in a fight where I didn’t let her, you know to take advantage of the opportunity and let her think she’s winning, just so I get to feel her breast pushed up against me, and let my hands pretending to fight back, while exploring her inner thigh and every curve, until she realizes what I am doing by my boner pressed against her leg and gets the fuck off me, leaving me no choice but to knock the bitch out to teach her a lesson about cock teasing. To datethere’s no girl who hasn’t gone down to one of my punches and I’m a fucking pussy, so that’s just proof that girls are even bigger pussies….

Either way, I like my pussy in all sizes and shapes, so despite being thick and tough as fuckin’ nails, I still don’t mind seeing her walk around in public in her lingerie, but then again, I don’t mind watching anyone walk around in lingerie, even the senile homeless man who decided he looks pretty in that pink number he stole from the Salvation Army….

Posted in:Ashley Scott|Sheer Dress

2009

28

Jan

Megan Fox in Some Old School Modeling Pictures of the Day

Here are some old modeling pictures of Megan Fox from when she was younger and her lips were far less tainted, less swollen and less diseased from all the abuse she has put them through in her quest to be the next Angelina Jolie. Yes. I am talking about her whore pussy and not her collagen filled mess on her face. The same whore pussy I would throw a saddle on a ride into the sunset. The same whore pussy I would strap into and break speed records. The same whore pussy I would teach to do circus tricks. The same whore pussy I’d hose the fuck down like a Zoo animal on a hot summer day because it’s had David from 90210 in it first. I don’t know where I am going with this, but here are old modeling pictures from a much simpler time.

BONUS – I think this video of teens out of control are of Megan Fox in her youth, but I could be wrong. It happens everyday…

Posted in:Megan Fox|Model

2009

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got looped into an email conversation between Kanye West and one of his artists. I don’t know how that happened or why Kanye West has my emails. Maybe he was going to give me a piece of his mind for making fun of him by calling him insecure and annoying and urging the public to not buy his music, or maybe it has to do with how heartless I was in talking about his mom’s death and blaming his cunt behavior for it, but I figure he liked heartless things since that shit is making him money right now…

Either way, I wrote him back asking for him to make me a drunkenstepfather song and this was his response:

Unaware as to how you may have receive one of my emails, thank you for respecting my messages. As for the rough version of the song, it is out there now, so you may use it for personal use or have it as a stream on your website please.
Thank you and wish everyone nothing but the best.
Side Note: People Stop sending me Spam, it is uncalled for.

Unaware as how he put my email in the CC field? Seem kinda suspect, but accusing me of spamming him for responding to his shit, when he spammed me to begin with is just an example of how delusional this motherfucker is.
He is trying to leak this new song, he’s probably accidentally emailing every site, I think that is the definition of spam, responding to an email isn’t.
This is on the same level of crazy as Lohan accusing me of being her stalker because she got my phone number off her girlfriend’s cellphone and sends me text messages accusing me of trying to break them up.
I hate celebrities. They all need serious fucking therapy.
It’s been a long day doing hospital shit with my wife and I will be back tomorrow – in the meantime, here are my links.

Why Leave the Comfort of Your Own Home to Be a Peeping Tom?
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Who Knew Korean Girls Eating Cookies Could Almost Make Me Hard?
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This Shit on the Rock of Love Bus Just Keeps Getting Better and Better
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Some Porn Slut You’ve Seen Fuck, Suck and Lick Dick Talking About Max Payne
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What if Will Smith Had Stayed in West Philadelphia?
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The Biggest Black Tits You Have Ever Seen (PICS)
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Celebrity Sluts
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Nicole McClean is Oh So Sexy With Those Massive Tits….
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Brooke Burke is Looking Fine
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Evita and Isabella Are a Dream Come True
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The 10 Best Mexican-Related Urbandictionary.com Entries
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Striptease of the Day
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AnnaLynne McCord Can Ride Me All Night Long
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Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood Are (Movie) Incest Supporters
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There’s No Such Thing and Too Much of a Good Thing
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German Actress Panty Upskirt
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I Would Totally Bang Isla Fisher
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Paris Hilton is a SKinny Cow
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Jessica Alba is More Boring By the Day
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Sushi Anyone?
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Appearences Can Be Deceiving
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I Would Be Doing the Same Thing If I Could Still Get Hard
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What the Fuck is That Smell
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Shower Surprise
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Ariana Armanni = Boners
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Snowboard Russia!!
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Audrey Bitoni is Alot to Love
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What’s the Problem With Veggie Porn
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Ehhhh, I Think That’s a Bit Racist
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Paris Hilton is a Drug Smuggling Racist
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Because I Know You Must Be Getting Tired of Trying to Damn Hard
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Alba Teaches Us About World War II
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Melissa is Your Tuesday Fantasy
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Lady GaGa, Shut the Fuck Up
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Everything is Boring About Jennifer Aniston, Including This Great Shot of Her Cleavage
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Hannah Hilton Likes Music
I Like Hanna Hilton’s Tits
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Megan Fox is Airbrushed, But Whatever
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Daphne!!! Joy!!!
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Make a Ping Pong Ball Smoke Grenade
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Why Hello Kayleigh Pearson
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Kanya West Gos More Insane Day by Day, I Swear
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Baby’s Got Back??
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PETA’s Superbowl Publicity Stunt that Involves Chicks in Lingerie with Vegetables
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10 Signs Your Girlfriend is a Fucking Whore
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Some Whore from Myspace Being a Whore
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Teens Who Take Abstanence Vows are More Likely to Fuck Raw
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Choose Your Own Adventure Youtube Video With a GIrl in a Bikini is Revolutionary
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Dutch Ad Agency Gets into Bondage Ads
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The Best Way to Play Mouse Trap Involves Cum
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Club Sluts Being Sluts….
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BONUS – Some Links To Some of the Best of Alessandra Ambrosio in Lingerie
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

27

Jan

Russell Brand and Some Whores of the Day

I told you last week that girls were going to start dressing like this, because I am a trendsetter ahead of my time, and because people don’t have an original bone in their fucking body and like to do what they see on TV because they take it as that stamp of approval they need to do things, without TV telling them what to do, they’d be fucking lost and unable to do anything from shitting, to choosing a drink, to what car they drive. Thanks America.

That said, here are some pictures of Russel Brand leaving a club with a couple of Lady Gagas and it’s safe to say that I haven’t got shit on this guy. The last person I left a club with was one of Lindsay Lohan’s security guards, and despite him potentially lookin’ hot in some spanx space outfit, he wasn’t really my type.

I guess you get all the no name pussy when you are actually considered funny, when you have your own radio show, when you star in some movies and host some MTV award shows, but in all fairness to groupie whores, they would have probably still left with him if he told them he was in the Best Buy catalog.

To See the Rest of the Pictures From Behind Follow This Link Cuz The Paparazzi Hate Me…
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Posted in:Russell Brand|Whores

2009

27

Jan

Rihanna is in GQ Mexico of the Day

Normally getting anything “Mexico” stamped on anything you do is a pretty bad sign, you know since us Mexicans are looked down upon in America. We are seen as the bottom feeders who don’t belong there and our own country is seen as only worth the beaches and Spring Break parties, but it’s nice to see that Mexico has their own GQ magazine that showcases things that are more than just Donkey Shows, how to jump the border, how to work slower than any other human in the fucking world, or local talent like America Ferrira and Eva Longoria and have moved into the likes of Rihanna, who I want to fuck…..especially when Photoshopped in her bikini, cuz she looks better that way. Viva Mexico!

Posted in:GQ|Mexico|Rihanna

2009

27

Jan

Shauna Sand is in Her White Bikini of the Day

I don’t know whether this is good news or bad news, but if you like these pictures of Shauna Sand and her dirty fucking pussy and dirty fucking titties and dirty fucking ass rubbing lotion on some poor motherfucker, you can make that shit your own reality because she charges by the hour and her fee is pretty fucking affordable, because the more she looks like death, the harder time she’s having finding clients and blaming the economin crisis isn’t goin to pay the fuckin’ rent, if you know what I mean.

I am just hoping she’s wearing some kind of waterproof pantyliner, or maybe some duct tape to close that gaping flesh wound, because I’d hate to see the sludge from her pussy ruin a perfectly good bikini.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|White Bikini

2009

27

Jan

Kim Kardashian Talks About Her Fitness Video of the Day

So Kim Kardashian’s still doing her workout video, which means she’s gotta get in shape before they start filming, which is exactly what I want out of the person I am using to inspire me to get in shape. You know, someone who was a fat slob of a girl known for having a fat ass and fat tits, who decided that should could make money off this great new concept, so she goes into hardcore workout mode between now and April, so by the time of shooting the DVD she’ll be in good enough shape to make the people who buy it, not use it for jerk off purposes while eating donuts. But you all know as soon as the DVD is shot, she’ll be back to her old ways, this lie is just a money making scheme and I hope it fails, as it fucking should, because she’s got no fucking business talking about anything that involves being fit.

Posted in:Gym|Kim Kardashian|Work Out Tape

2009

27

Jan

Some Dude Gets Off Incest, That Lucky Bastard of the Day

So you all know how strongly I feel about incest. You know if there was any cause I’d raise money for it’d be incest, because I feel like if you make ’em, they are yours to do what you want with them.

I just wanted to showcase a leader in our cause, a 93 year old man named Philippe Hamelin, who was convicted for incest and the judge decided was not fit for prison for the crimes he committed, because his daughters turned on him and ratted him out, claiming he ruined their life, when he was probably just trying to show them the ropes, like any father would. Unappreciative assholes.

So the judge said he is already serving a Life Sentence in his body or some shit, which is funny because aren’t we fucking all? I guess he just needed an excuse to not put someone doing a perfectly natural thing away and the whole 93 year old factor was good enough to still look like he’s not advocating sex with his daughter, when everyone knows it’s an outdated law….

I just woke up. Good morning sunshine. Yes, I am talking to you.

Here’s the Story
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Posted in:Incest|News

2009

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I need an internet losers help to program something on this site so that I don’t have to waste time on it like I have been the last 5 years. I kinda want to free up my free time and dedicate it to something more productive, like trying to convince girls to get naked on webcam, or even taking up river dancing like Michael Flately, but in order to do that, I need some virgin power. Email me. Thanks.

I was just contemplating hanging out at the local gas station and asking them what air freshner they use for their bathrooms, but decided to sit on my couch instead. The winter takes away all my fun.

Sluts Who Will Make Your Winter Warmer
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Here’s a little jailbait action…
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Bikini IPhone Cleaner
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Danielle Lloyd and Some Other Sluts Are Topless
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Kate Winslet Hoe and Housewife PICS
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And Here’s Some Hot French Bitches
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Bikini Bobcat
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Infomercial to End All Informercials
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Connie is Curvey
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Fat Giants Fan Gives Fat Giants Fans A Bad Name
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Striptease of the Day
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because Dying Alone is Pretty Lame
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Alicia Douvall’s Tits Are So Big They Are Disgusting
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Shauna Sand’s Ass Crack Says Hello
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When Beyonce Isn’t Dressed Up in Drag, She Actually Looks Pretty Hot
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Ol’ Country Belly and Tits
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Marisa Tomei is Lookin’ Good for 40
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Evan Rachel Wood Is Was Sexier NOw That Marilyn Manson Isn’t Molesting Her Anymore
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Nicole scherzinger FHM Photoshoot, But In Germany, Cause That’s
Pretty Much The Only Place She is Relevant
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Lady and Mirella Get It On
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For the Bitch on Her Knees
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A Really Big Skateboard
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Renna Plays With Her Curling Iron
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Glass Breaks, Assholes
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Tran for the 80’s
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Sluts Who Will Make Your Winter Warmer
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Porn Just Makes Everything Better, No?
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Ninja Dad Fights Back
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Fun With Celeb Zombiess
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The Dude That Spencer Pratt Beat the Shit Out Of is Suing MTV
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Get Sex, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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There She is , Miss. America
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Pretty in Purple
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Eva LongWHOREia, WTF Are You WEaring?
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Christina Applegate is Looking Good Considering Her Tits Got Cut Off
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Keira Knightly is Topless
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Bianca Beauchamp Has Me Thinking All Sorts of Nasty Things
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Homemade Smoke Bomb, Suckas!
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Jenna Jameson Decide to Finish Off Her Vagina By Giving Birth Any Day Now
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Kim Kardashian is Proud to Be a Terrible Actress…Uh..Okay…
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Rumer Willis is Totally Down With Incest
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And I Thought My Wife Was Disgusting
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Queefing Beauty
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Some Review of The Wrestler You Need to Read
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10 Sexiest Female Celebrity Lips List…All of them are Fake
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Waxing His Girlfriend’s Eyebrow Prank
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Some Teen Girls Playing Around on Webcam, Probably Never Expecting to be on a Porn Site “target=”_blank”> GO Getting Jerked Off To…
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Which is Bigger, Her Tits Or His Head
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5 TV Actors that Need to Stick to TV
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Nikki Anderson’s Ass Just Won’t Quit
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Whipped Cream Anyone?
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…..

Some Girl and Her Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Mom Showing You How Babies Are Made….
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Vegas Brings Out All The Whores….
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Here’s a solid use for kittens….

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

26

Jan

Jessica Simpson Is Fat of the Day

Jessica Simpson always had the tits of a fat chick, she was just never fat because she had the motivation and drive of a girl who wanted to make it, and she knew that no fat girls make it, so she traded the Texas BBQ for some LA rabbit food and a treadmill. I knew that her move back into country and her move back to Texas from the popstar life, was going to shape her into a new person, a nice fat new person. I guess you can’t fight genetics forever. So here are some pics of Jessica Simpson and her gunt to celebrate good ol’ southern cookin’.

She is a fuckin’ beast, it’s like Tony Romo did this to her because he wanted her to look more like a defensive line so he could actually get turned on when they fuck. She’s so fat, she even needs two fucking belts to keep her belly from dragging on the fucking ground and the whole thing fucking disgusts me.

Posted in:Jeans|Jessica Simpson|Performing