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2009

13

May

Fergie Nipple of the Day

I don’t know if this is Fergie’s nipple, but I guess it could be.

Lookin at this picture brings back horrible memories of high school, where on days we’d be forced to do Gym class outside on fall days, in my pair of short jogging shorts that I got at the second-hand store 3 years earlier and that were a good 3 sizes too small for me, where the girls in the class would rock out with their nipples out in their tight t-shirts, forcing my pubescent, embarrassing-sized, mini-cock to harden into an even more embarrassing sized erection, because I couldn’t lie that it’s just small when flacid, once I came myself, and shit dripped down my leg, only to get called out by the teacher, other times I’d just get laughed off the football field or sometimes, if I was lucky, sent to the principal’s office for being the inappropriate, horny immigrant, where my foster parents would be called in and I’d be lectured and sent to confess my sins, all because of one fuckin’ girl and her amazingly hard teen nipples.

Either way, here’s Fergie, showing what I assume is nipple, but may not be, but is good enough for me, because sometimes, nipple is all it takes….

Posted in:Fergie|Nipple

2009

13

May

The Slut in Fabulous’ Videoshoot of the Day

Some rapper named Fabulous had a video shoot and on his video shoot was some hot lookin’ bitch in handcuffs, the way I like my hot lookin’ bitches best, because it means I’ve done my job in fighting the law properly, by citizen arresting them with my cock, a punishment worth that life in prison and one that may be a death sentence, but I don’t know for a fact, cuz I am scared to get tested for AIDS, but sure as hell feel like I have it. Word. (keepin’ it black for the hip hop post, cuz that’s how we do)…

Posted in:Fabulous|Slut|Video

2009

13

May

Ghetto Brawl of the Day

Ghetto Brawl

I am a bad blogger – It is 1 pm and I am just posting my first post of the day. Perez Hilton gets up at 4 am everyday to hustle his site with his staff of people, meanwhile, at 4 am, I’m sucking back on one of my last drinks of the night, wondering why I wasn’t able to convince that teenage slut to invite me back to her apartment for an all night dance party on my face.

Here’s a video of a Ghetto Brawl inside some burger spot with a whole lot of ass flashin’ to start up my slow starting day…

Posted in:Ghetto Brawl of the Day

2009

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

You know what I hate about you? That you never buy me gifts. There was a time on the internet where all these little sluts used to have personal websites and on the side of the site was their fucking wishlists and perverts would buy them the shit they asked for, thinking they’d get in good with them and get some nude pics out of them. That’s never happened to me. Not once has someone hit me up and said, shit man, I like your site, here’s a watch, or here’s some booze, or here’s a gift certificate at American Apparel to buy yourself some fuckin’ leotards. Nothing. I get nothing from you. Yet, I give so much.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Halle Berry’s Amazing Tits
GO

CHICKS!!!
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Now Here’s a PSA That We All Need to Be Aware Of
GO

GO

Step TV Throwback of the Day
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Minka Kelly Works It
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What Else is a Girl To Do in An Office?
GO

Can’t Make My Mind Up About Jessica Biel
GO

Just One of the Gynos….
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Will Most Probably Get Naked Sooner Than Later
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Miss California Compared Perez Hilton To Satan.
She May be a Homophobe, But She Ain’t Far Off
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Sienna Miller Topless Throwback
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is Looking Good
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Yeah, I’m Sure If You Were Fucking Angelina Jolie You WOuld Be Drunk Dialing Aniston Too. Sure.
GO

Quentin Tarantino is Kind of Turning Me On
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Lindsay Lohan is Way to Skinny to Have a Baby She is About to Abort in Her Belly
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Katie Holmes When She Was Hot
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Ivy Black is In the Kitchen
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That’s What You Get For Driving a Scooter, Fag
GO

Blonde Goddess, Red Velvet
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Who Wants to Buy the Guido Kingdom?
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Walking Down the Street Naked Works For Me
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Meet Sammi and Lexi
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Wanna Find the Guy Who Egged PAris Hilton and Shake His Hand
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Saskia Howard-Clarke topless
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Micaela Looks Good on Green Velvet
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And MORe In the Keifer Sutherland/Brooke Sheilds Drama
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Britney is a School Girl
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Bai Ling Looking Wierd As Always
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Now THOSE Are Tits
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Carrie Prejean “Topless” Pictures
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Stella Videl Will Make Your Afternoon Better
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Ahhhhhhh Beyonce
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Hey There, Elf Tits!
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Hello LA Ass
GO

Bonus – Highschool Girl Fight

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

May

Eminem Peed on Mariah Carey of the Day

You can stop sending me this video. I have seen it. Eminem says he peed on Mariah Carey. His album drops in a few days. Statements about pissing on Mariah Carey tie in nicely with the album launch. I don’t really care either way, people like peeing on people and people like getting peed on, we shouldn’t make such a big deal about it, especially when it’s an obvious cry for attention, a “Look at Me Everyone” situation…like the time I told the local papers I Scatted out with Paris Hilton when she was in town, only no one listened to me, because I am not eminem….

Posted in:Eminem|Fetish|Golden Shower|Mariah Carey

2009

12

May

I Found my Retard of the Day

If you read the site, you know that I’ve been lookin’ for a retarded kid to adopt and hang out with cuz he will take the fall for my harmless pranks. I wouldn’t fuck the kid up and get him in any life threatening situations, but I know we could get away with a lot because of his handicap. Anyway, I looked and looked for a mother willing to lend me one of their high functioning retarded kids and came up empty, that was until I saw this video…Too bad bitch is in jail.

On a serious note, this video is fuckin’ disturbing and some people deserve to fucking die and burn in hell. I’m talking about he mother not the retarded kid for not being up to par with the rest of the kids in the neighborhood.

Posted in:Mother|Retard

2009

12

May

Coco Has an Excuse for a Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what these promo pictures are from, but the stripper Ice T married and turned into a famous ass graced the cover of her own magazine. I am guessing it is for a website or something along those lines, maybe it is for her own escort business cards to be handed out on the Vegas strip for old times and whatever it is, it is just an excuse for her to organize a photoshoot centered around herself, to keep her out of trouble and to keep her ego inflated because no one wants to hire her for a photoshoot, because she’s scary looking.

I guess none of that matters, what does matter is what went wrong in her life to make her think dressing, lookin or actin’ like this is okay. I get why Ice T loves it, she’s his own personal stripper whore who mooches off him and who he pretty much owns but above all that she’s white and black dudes can never say no to some dirty white whore pussy….

Either way here are the pics….I don’t know when they are from, but I do know I need a nap, I’ve been up since 11 am today and it’s catching up with me.

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Tits

2009

12

May

Ashley Tisdale Rocks a Bikini of the Day


Even from a distance and half naked Ashley Tisdale’s weak chin and Jewish troll face, despite being nose jobbed, makes me fucking sick.

Call me an anti semite if you want, but Jewish girls generally don’t have it going on, their droppy faces, hook noses, eyes that are too close together, outrageous hair all remind me of rats crawling out of the sewer. I assume that is from years of being inbred.

They are really only saved from the curse, when the dad is smart enough to get a hot non-jew to convert for him because he is rich, you know brining in a new line of genes to save his kids from the hell that is being Jew-Faced, or if the get a lot of plastic surgery done on daddy’s dime, because he’s ashamed of what he’s created….

No offense to my Jewish readers, even though you’ll take offense to it, because you’re a bunch of fuckin’ whiners, and you feel like I’ve just insulted your people, a people you are very proud of, but I haven’t, I’m just speaking truth, so maybe you should just relax, pull out your Jewish high school yearbook and try to prove me wrong.

Bonus – If you like High School Musical, Then You’ll Love This stepTV Video I shot years ago…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Bikini

2009

12

May

Paris Hilton’s BFF Fuckin’ With her Fat of the Day

Here’s some unfortunate suggestive pics of that pig who won Paris Hilton’s BFF contest trying to stay relevant. She’s getting some fat stomach treatment because she is fat, but it looks like she’s got a belly full of cum, something she’s probably used to, because no one is dumb enough to cum inside her and get stuck having to deal with her for the rest of their lives, because she would keep the baby especially if the daddy was someone who would be able to keep her in the spotlight.

Cum on the belly is a move the pregnant street kid I was talking to the other day should have probably learned , I mean maybe it’s a little too late for her now, but maybe this can be passed on to other couples who we don’t want to see procreate like the Pratts.

That said, this Paris BFF, should take the plunge and get real life liposuction, none of this imitation shit, or maybe she should just develop an eating disorder, because she’s too sloppy for real Hollywood success.

Posted in:Fat|Paris Hilton BFF|Pig

2009

12

May

Alanis Morisette is Disgusting on the Beach of the Day

I remember the day I found out about Alanis Morisette. I was visiting a high school friend of mine who had moved away for college, while I was mooching off him and his parents and lived on his couch for a couple of days, in hopes of fucking all the college girls, which never seemed to happen.

He was out for the day and I went over to his CD Player and pushed play because I was drinking and wanted something to set the mood. That “Isn’t it Ironic” song came on from her album jagged little pill, and within about half a second I was dying of fucking laughter.

This hood motherfucker who used to sell me weed and introduced me to amazing punk bands and hip hop artists was listening to Alanis Morisette. Amazing.

When he got back to the apartment I had no choice but to get to the bottom of it, I asked if he was dating a girl who may have left her music in his CD Player, he said no, when I pulled out the Morisette, he didn’t even try to cover it up, he just said that shit spoke to him. I called him a fag, laughed at him about it, told some of our mutual friends and got on with my life, knowing I could never be friends with someone who listened to Alanis Morisette, and last I heard, as I had expected, he is happily gay and living in an arist loft somewhere.

Since then, Alanis has come in and out of my life a few times, all of which were uninvited. I always found her disgusting to look at, and knowing that not only did she turn my friend gay, but also every single man who has ever slept with her, except maybe Ryan Reynolds, who went on to marry Scarlett Johansson, who for the rest of her life has to deal with the fact that her dick was inside of this fuckin’ pig. Let’s hope it was for a career move.

Here she is at the beach.

Posted in:Alanis Morisette|Beach|Disgusting