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2009

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been drinking all night – or at least for the last 5 hours and I am feeling pretty dizzy. I tried to convince a fat chick to come home with me to compare her fat gut with my wife’s while I jerk my limp dick, she wasn’t down and her husband was totally not impressed with my behavior. Some people are too fuckin’ serious. I prefer the girl I met earlier when I was more sober who was lookin for weed cuz she was in town on vacation and it is the only way she can take her husband’s huge cock, but only because I knew she put out and into cock, while the fat chick was just fixated on the bar nuts. Bowl after fucking bowl of bar nuts. Not that you care…..

Here’s my Fan Mail of the Day….It’s a long one but worth reading….

From Sarah Stroud
Subject regarding your blogs on lady gaga

First off, what the fuck is your problem? Do you feel the need to be a complete dick with your shitty comments about Lady Gaga, or are you just an asshole to everyone??
 
I think it is fucking hilarious that you can sit there and call Gaga an attention seeking whore and tranny when she is doing what every other icon has done. Shook the fashion world with her groundbreaking outfits you call “space wear”. Who cares what you think, because whether you like it or not, she’s getting publicity, fame, and more money and love then you’ll ever have in your lonely life. And then you talk shit about Perez because he blogs about celebs and most of it is lies and bashing. LOOK THE FUCK IN THE MIRROR. you are doing the same thing you sick fuck.
 
dont fail to realize that these celebs your talking about are real fucking people. better people than you. the scum of the earth. your just a lowlife sitting on the computer talking shit while these stars are out there making a name for themselves. honestly, the way you talk about lady gaga is disgusting. you tear her apart and criticize everything about her. shes a fucking human being. shes beautiful and the truth is, you’ll never be anything to her, so stop trying to get attention from being a stupid dick.
 
Your site is a laughing stock and a disgrace. its shit compared to even perez’s site. 
 
so FUCK YOU.

I guess she’s a Lady Gaga fan….
 

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Here are the rest of my stepLINKS motherfuckers…..

Because We All Need Something To Get Us Through the Week
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Come On, I Know You Wanna Motorboat That Shit
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Phone Sex Pranks – Sex Robots
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The 9 Sexiest Spanish Woman
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Somebody Gets Hurt in the Mosh Pit, Go Figure
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Jennifer Ellison is Topless and Doing What She Was Born to Do
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When a Girl Juggles Melons
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Evan Rachel Wood Steps Up Her Penis Game Just a Tad
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Okay I Know We Shouldn’t Be Laughing AT This, Cause Thia is a Cancer
Kid or Something But I Just Can’t Fucking Help Myself
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The Dark Side of Vanilla – White People’s Problems
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Bikini Lotion Rub Down
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Striptease of the Day
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This Jon and Kate Shit is Just Out of Fucking Hand
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Mellissa Joan Hart is a Caring, Thoughtful Human Being
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Elis’s Granddaughter is a Slut and I Like It
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Lily Allen Nip Slip
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And Here is Video Proof That Joe Jonas is a Little Fag
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Megan Fox is an Attentiobn Whore. Surprised?
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Holly Madison Loves the Wizard of Oz
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontana
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Spencer and Heidi Are Pathetic
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Heidi Honey is Topless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rehab in Serbia
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Lexy Rides the Sybian
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Nancy Patton Takes that Blue Corset Off
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You Broke What Exactly?
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Don’t Look Down!
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Who Is Malin Akerman And Why Have I Not Beat Off to Her Yet?
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Crazy Versus Cunty
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Lauren Pope and Friends Topless
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Ultra Sexy in the Outdoors
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Meet Ferrari, She’s Take You For a Ride
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I’d Totally Hate Fuck Spencer Pratt’s Little Sister
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Turkish Talkshow Beatdown
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Was Jimi Hendrix Murdered?
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I May Be Sticking My Penis in Angelina Jolie Sooner Than I Thought!
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MEGA MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!
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White Trash Family Fun
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There’s Another Cyrus Sister on the Loose
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Six Hot Babes!
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Wedding Idiots Learn the Truth About Silly String
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The World’s Largest Bodypaint Soccer Babe Bonanza
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Meat Section Human Trafficking Advertising
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Marilyn Manson is Dating Pornstar Stoya cuz Her Pussy is As Fresh as Death
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Barbie Goes to Vegas
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Some Bitches Exploiting Themselves for a Shitty Job By Rockin’ Matching Bikinis
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

03

Jun

Kat Von D is Dirty Lookin’ of the Day

If you are into ugly girls and scat porn, because the two kind of go hand in hand, since it’s rare to find a hot chick willing to eat shit for a bit of money, they usually prefer doing regular porn, or even regular jobs, and it takes a real special fucking person to fuck with poo, then you’ll love these picture of Kat Von D, cuz her body looks like she’s been rolling in feces the last few years, or at least long enough for the shit to stain, and she’s a pretty ugly girl, even when she tries to dress all fancy-like in her sexy black silky lingerie lookin slip….an outfit she may want to let some dude pay her to shit on while she’s wearing it, you know to bring this post full circle.

Posted in:Dirty|Kat Von D

2009

03

Jun

Some Rihanna’s Bra and Stomach Pictures of the Day

< Rihanna is out on the scene and showing off her bra and stomach. Maybe she's desperate for male attention, you know after her one true love beat the shit out of her for not giving him a blowjob, forcing her to release nude pictures of herself, hoping to get someone to bite, but settling with that kid in a wheelchair from Degrassi who is now a famous rapper, but who still can't get it up because he is paralyzed from the waste down, leaving her sexually frustrated and alone, forcing her to seduce people like me via paparazzi pictures, and despite the stupid hair, I think she's amazing, and that is partially why I've been watching that Kanye Paranoid video over and over and over and over, the other reason's got to do with boredom, OCD and a broken computer that for some reason keeps opening the file and playing it like a sign from god telling me to masturbate to it, since I haven't masturbated to a music video since the fucking 90s and it's time to connect with where I came from as to not lose myself. If you know what I mean.

Posted in:Bra|Rihanna|Stomach

2009

03

Jun

Hilary Duff is a Porker of the Day

It’s no secret that Hilary Duff is gaining weight. She’s not that little teen popstar she once was. She’s a fuckin’ lady and she’s filling out like a party girl who drops out of the scene, quits the rave drugs, and gets a 9 to 5 job, boyfriend and a seriously love for baking. I hear Hilary only did it cuz she needed the padding for all the hockey gangbangs her boyfriend puts her through, but I think that just may be a bad joke I’ve got on repeat everytime I do a Hilary Duff post.

Posted in:Fat|Hilary Duff

2009

03

Jun

New Young British Lesbian Couple of the Day

Here is a post you really won’t give a fuck about, but I accidentally downloaded the pictures thinking they were of some random UK bitch actually getting caught dyking out, but instead I got some lesbian tree huggin’ date in the fuckin’ park. The blonde one who looks like she is into motorcycles, combat boots, ripping off dicks because her mother died of a heroin overdose because of penis, is named Pixie Geldof, and there’s no real shocker that she’s into eating cunt. The other one is some aspiring song writer, who is Anne Heche-ing this bitch because she knows her dad has all kinds of ins in the record industry, but when you look like Pixie, you might as well use any bargaining chip you have, even if it is false promises of hook ups from your dad.

The the fact that I know all this, depresses me, but not as much as the fact that I just made this totally useless fucking post. I mean useless unless you think teenage girls rubbing each other from head to toe with their tongues, you know their naked bodies pushed up against each other in the girl’s locker room at the Gym before swimming class, or yoga class or pretty much any fuckin class, or on a field day, or even in a bar or bar bathroom, or pretty much anywhere and under any circumstance, even if panties are left on is hot, like I do.

Posted in:Lesbian|Pixie Geldof|Remi

2009

03

Jun

Megan Fox and All Her GQ Pictures of the Day

I know people find Megan Fox so fucking hot. You know constantly referencing her as the hottest bitch in Hollywood, while all I see is this Angelina Jolie impersonator with shitty tattoos and a lame boyfriend who has had a ton of plastic surgery, but you know what, it’s not about me.

Yesterday, I was talking to some 17 year old girl, as I do, you know to get in good with them when they are young, so that by the time they are 18, they feel comfortable enough to let you go down on them one night while drunk, despite the fact that 18 year old girls these days have been fucking since they were 7 and are dirtier than dirty 30 year olds you meet in AA.

Either way, she was going off about Megan Fox and how amazing she is and how she loves her views on sexuality and how she would totally scissor this bitch all night fucking long, and I realized that sci-fi dudes are not the only ones who jerk off this this cunt, but everyone does.

Here is her entire set from GQ. I posted a few of them the other day, but figured why not give you all there is….

Posted in:GQ|Megan Fox

2009

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Hangs with Brittny Gastineau’s Fat Tits of the Day

One day, not too long ago, a fat ass met it’s soulmate who was a fat set of tits. It wasn’t a conventional love affair, but they somehow knew they belonged together, not that were going to take over the world together, but they would definitely go out for ice cream, because ice cream is really all they have in common, but in this case, it is a match made in heaven and that bond is more than enough, because ice cream and really anything sweet is such a huge part of both of their lives….

Posted in:Brittny Gastineau|Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

03

Jun

Katy Perry is Disgusting at Some Event of the Day

This girl is famous. She is the same girl you didn’t notice in your high school class, not even when gym class rolled around and she put on a tight shirt, hoping some of the boys would look her way, because tit was all she had going for her, but instead the plan backfired and got her teased harder, laughed at better and emotionally crushed, leaving her home alone on Prom Night trying to figure out how she’ll get her revenge on all of us,

So she came up with this Popstar idea, despite all odds, but fueled with the need to prove herself and get her revenge on all the haters, she didn’t take no for an answer, and broke down barriers, like her busted fucking face, her lack of both dancing and singing talent and some miracle made her who she is today, luckily putting her on the international scene so more people out there can take a shot at her, and hopefully break her the fuck down and knock her off this high horse, cuz she doesn’t belong to be on a fuckin’ High Horse, she should be outback shoveling someone else’s high horse’s shit stroking it when no one is looking, wishing one day it will belong to her, before getting kicked in the head by it and ending up in a vegetable only to be taken off life support by her family, in some kind of celebration, cuz even they hate her. Seriosuly. Make her go away.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2009

03

Jun

Jessica White Isn’t White of the Day

Good one. I know. That’s why I don’t get paid the big bucks, like I was some kind of Sports Illustrated model for having good legs. If only life was as easy for all of us. Instead I walked into a bar last night and drank an half full pitcher of beer that was sitting on a table and that was abandoned by god knows who, because I am an optimist but also because I like stepping up and taking responsibility for things people leave behind. In a lot of ways, drinking that dirty beer was fuckin’ heroic.

Posted in:Black|Jessica White|Legs

2009

03

Jun

Miranda Kerr Naked in Rolling Stone of the Day

I fell in love with a model the other day. She was working inside some trendy restaurant, while I was sitting outside trying to get people to give me their doggy bags, without realizing that 99% of people don’t leave trendy restaurants with leftovers, I guess it’s frowned upon.

I guess this tall, model lookin bitch who was probably working as a waitress in Canada because she lacked confidence and thought she wasn’t good enough to move to LA or NYC to become professional, kept coming outside for a cigarette and I figured I’d chat her up, knowing she had no self esteem despite having an amazing body, unfortunately, she didn’t have low enough self esteem to acknowledge me. I just kept trying to chat her up and she just kept lookin the other way. I feel like Miranda Kerr would probably do the same and here she is in some pics for Rolling Stone, wearing nothing but bush.

Here is Miranda Kerr Ringing a Bell at some Promo Event the other day…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Naked|Rolling Stone