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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day
Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day
Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2009

06

May

Charley Uchea is a Nobody With an Upskirt of the Day

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When bitch is no name in the UK when she’s from the UK, that usually means she’s non-existant in America. So for those of you who don’t know who this whore panty flasher is her name is Charley Uchea and this is her wikipedia info:

Charley Kazim Uchea (born June 30, 1985) is an unemployed self-styled ‘it girl’ from, born in Southeast London, England. She was a contestant on Big Brother 8 in 2007. She is a former lap dancer from Stringfellow’s Nightclub and cousin to Sunderland A.F.C. footballer Kieran Richardson.

The only thing interesting about that whole little write up about her is that her middle name is Kazim. What the fuck is that, some kind of Arcade game or board game that some wizard weirdo made in his mom’s basement when he got fired from his tech support job last year and was forced to move back home at 47 years of age because he got evicted from his 1 room basement apartment, which really sucks cuz his mom always nags him with stupid comments and requests to do chores for her because she doesn’t realize he’s on level fucking 98 in Boltar’s Mystic Mountain and his wizard power is nearing 180 and shit’s about to go down. Kazim motherfucker….

I mean that and the fact she’s a former lap dancer because I like lap dances.

Posted in:Charley Uchea|Upskirt

2009

06

May

Posh Spice in Her Underwear of the Day

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Posh Spice is posing with some underwear ad that she was obviously ridiculously overpaid for, while I’m here writing about Posh Spice for a second time today.

It’s not like there aren’t thousands of other things that I could have done a post on, but for some reason, I chose this shit, maybe it was laziness aand I lack creativity and take the first thing that comes my way, because I don’t give a fuck about Posh Spice, but I couldn’t really tell you why I am doing it. Maybe it’s OCD and I like doing things in twos now and if I don’t I end going crazy and running down the street barking at people like the drunk dude I met riding his bike last night while he was barking at me, but whatever it is, shit is like groundhog day only more boring even when shit’s rockin’ lingerie in a heavily photoshopped picture. We need to get some Bill Murray acne scars up in here to make it all okay.

Posted in:Ad|Posh Spice|Underwear

2009

06

May

Rihanna Goes Shopping with her Cleavage of the Day

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You beat your woman for being a little slut who gets up in your business to teach her a fucking lesson, to let her know her place in the world, to explain the nature of things, that man is the boss strictly because the man can choke you out and before there were laws to ruin that for us, we were in complete control of the situation.

Now, a bitch can just get a restraining order and fuck off to the fuckin’ mall, dressed like a whore about to get on stage to dance for money, like you never beat her at all.

I hope these pictures secure to Chris Brown that dude’s a fuckin’ amateur spousal abuser. He’s gotta step up his game next time around, you know, so bitch don’t fuckin’ stray so that showin’ off a freedom that she should never have been allowed to have won’t be a fuckin’ issue.

Posted in:Rihanna|Shopping

2009

06

May

Susan Boyle, We Get It, You Want Cock of the Day

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So this 50 year old virgin who recently found fame is trying to take advantage of the paparazzi taking a sudden interest in her to let the world know that she’s ready to dust off her cunt and stick some lucky dick in it and by lucky dick, I mean the first one that comes her way, you know how it is, because not having sex is something you can seriously relate to.

Some porn producer needs to offer her a lot of money to do a sex tape, I’ve always wanted to see a bitch lose her virginity, I just always get stuck with the sluts/whores.

So here she is with her fly half down, doing have the work for you, all she needs is a fucking erection to jack her shit up. I am willing to volunteer my services, because I feel she won’t judge my shitty performance, she’ll just be happy to be there, at least until 6-8 weeks come around and she’s gotta deal with the aftermath of dirty cock and the lesson that everyone will learn is that just cuz you’re a virgin in menopause doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use condoms no matter how convincing I am when we’re about to fuck.

Posted in:Susan Boyle|Virgin

2009

06

May

Rihanna’s Rockin’ Some Fetish Gear of the Day

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Here’s a fuckin’lie for you. Rihanna in fetish gear. The reason I know it’s a lie. Because she wouldn’t have been such a fucking whiner about getting punched in the fucking face by her boyfriend, because anyone who is really a dominatrix, knows that’s just his way of saying he wants his dick in her mouth, not that she sucks dick, according to my friend’s theory, Bajan’s aren’t Haitian when it comes to cocksuckin’ which is another reason why the rubber fishnets are just a fuckin’ lie. It’s upsetting, but I’d still be down to cum all over the shit.

Posted in:Fetish|Leggings|Pantyhose|Rihanna|Rubber|Thigh High

2009

06

May

Some Naomi Campbell Titties of the Day

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The world needs more crazy tits, not that Naomi Campbell’s tits are crazy, but she’s rumored to be based on all the bratty scenes she causes, but that’s just what happens when you grow up without a father and are raised by a nanny while you’re whore mother is off traveling the world. She’s just one of those rich bitches who thinks the world revolves around her, not that it really matters and I don’t really know what I am writing my psychological assessment of her based on her Wikipedia page, maybe I should go into stories of how black girls won’t fuck me, despite me wanting to fuck them, or maybe talk about how a friend of mine who only fucks black girls told me that only Haitian’s suck dick and that’s why they get the bad reputation from other black people as being scum, but that’s not very interesting to talk about. I could go on about how I always get the lap dances from black girls and smell of their perfume for a good week, because of a combination of me not showering and them whore showering, but instead I’ll just post the fucking pictures, because combined with with this write-up, makes this probably the worst post I’ve ever done. We can always bring our A-Game…or in this case…any game.

Posted in:cleavage|Naomi Campbell|Tits

2009

06

May

Victoria Beckham and a Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

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I can’t believe I’ve been writing this shit for 6 years. I can’t believe I post a picture of a Spice Girl in a semi see through shirt only because you can see whatever her under shirt that she knew people would be able to see when she got dressed like it is some kind of news. I guess I should really try to step my shit up, because if I find this kind of thing this uneventful and uninteresting, I am pretty sure so does the rest of the world. I’d apologize to you, but maybe I’m doing it on purpose. I call it self-destructive blogging. Gotta make sure I never take it to the next level, become successful, sell book deals and movie deals and TV deals. I gotta keep the shit obsolete and useless like the vibrator I bought to get my wife to stop fucking me, because she can’t manage to get the fuckin’ thing in her because her arms don’t reach past her gut. Trust me, it’s not as hot as it sounds.

Posted in:See Through|Shit|Victoria Beckham

2009

06

May

I Don’t Understand Lindsay Lohan of the Day

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I got into a debate about Lohan the otherday with a girl who was at the Lohan event in Montreal about how relevant she still is. Now, I don’t really care to talk about celebrities in my everyday life and prefer talking and livin’ out dirty little fantasies and situations, and luckily for me, this Lohan debate was only an excuse for me to talk to this tight bodied 18 year old I wanted to lick from ass to pussy and back again.

The girl was going off about how Lohan is done. How no one is willing to work with her. How everyone has turned their back on her and how she’s caught up in the drugs and party and will not be able to bush off all the baggage she’s got off and is desited to just keep fading away into obscurity, or dying.

I was arguing that she’s fucking Lindsay Lohan and anyone who gets involved with her makes a ton of money, like Samantha Ronson, because the media is still obsessed with her and that it’s just a matter of time before she pulls it all together.

Then I grabbed the girl’s tits and pulled it out of her shirt and she slapped me across the face and fucked off, so in a lot of ways, I won the debate.

I saw this video of Lohan hummin’ happy birthday like she’s a fuckin’ Kazoo, something she should prbably do behind closed doors, because as normal as it may seem to her, shit is uncomfortably weird for all the people watching her every move and despite believing she’ll make a comeback, I had no choice but to post this because Lohan is my favorite and the humming happy birthday hummer is always a party favorite.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Weird

2009

06

May

Claire Danes Weird Nipple Slip of the Day

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I never thought Claire Danes was hot. I remember when My So Called Life was on TV and all these fucking girls I knew connected with her socially awkward, unattractive, suicidal and depressing character, some how making her out to be this desired chick in an oversized 90s sweater who fucked with Jared Leto and I just didn’t get it. I went through a few weeks of wondering if I was gay because I found the weird hispanic faggot more feminine and attractive than her, but in my defense I didn’t know he was a dude for the first few episodes I saw him in and I think he had more tit than her.

So seeing her 10 or 15 years later really doesn’t appeal to me, even when she’s showing off her little boy nipple that remind me of the 5th grade swimming lessons I once took, only not as hot, because in 5th grade swimming leesons, I got to stare at my 16 year old instructor’s pubic hair pokin’ out of her one-piece bathing suit…


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Posted in:Claire Danes|Nipple

2009

06

May

Paula Abdul Weirdness of the Day

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Here’s a weird fucking interview with Paula Abdul on the street outside of some Hollywood hotspot, where the paparazzi ask her question like if she eats fish to get pregnant, then they talk about Zac Effron and shit ends with her saying that the 3 original idol judges are the like the Three Mouseketeers, that’s when I was about to stop listening, but Paula brought out a team of dancers to do some dance on the street and the whole thing makes me uncomfortable, but that’s just because I only really connect with tap dancing alone and this choreographed shit is just way too homo and happy for me. Either way, there are no tits in this shit, but there is a drunk or medicated bitch strugglin to get into a Range Rover and that is always fucking sexy. I just can’t quite figure out how this girl gets through life….

Posted in:Interview|Paula Abdul|Weird