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2009

06

May

Keeping Things Hood of the Day

I just woke up. It happens when you are a lazy motherfucker. Here is a video of some hood girls going at it hard enough to have their tits exposed to the crowds of classy people cheering them on as they rip each other’s weaves out. I think this is more interesting than any celebrity gossip bullshit, but I’ll get back to regular programming in a minute.

Love

Here’s another one of some dude body slammin’ some chick cuz she won’t suck his dick…

Posted in:Fight|Hood Girls

2009

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t read my email for 5 days. That probably makes me a bad business man. Other things that make me a bad business man…everything about me. I’m not that guy.

But I will post my links, because it is the right thing to do.

The other right thing to do, give a little shout out to the hot blonde with fake tits I was talking to at the bar.

Here are my links…

I promise to work harder tomorrow. Unless Swine Flu saves me from this hell.

Give Money Grubbin’ Whores a Chance…
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Paula Abdul, Meet Captain Obvious
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Minka Kelly’s Girls Are Out On Display
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The Pose Hard Pose Off
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Sharon Stone’s Nipples Are Oh So Hard
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The Simpsons Accapella
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Brooke Hogan’s Awesome Big Tits
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Introduing a New Cologne from the Most Famous Man in the World
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Maybe You Can Figure Out What’s Happening In This Commercial, Cause I Don’t Have a Fucking Clue
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Join A-Rods Steroid Quest
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Gianna and Velicity Get Down
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Now THAT’S a Trash Can I Would Use
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Vistoria Principle is Out of Her Fucking Mind
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Dying With Dignity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Miss California Isn’t Just a Homophobe, She’s Also Topless
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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Shots
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Rhianna is Looking Good
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Is Gisele Bundchen Pregnant or Just Aging and Fat?
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If X-Tina is Gonna Be in a Movie, She Had Better Be Getting Naked
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Rebecca Romijn Gallery
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Shay Laren Wants to Give You the Moves
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And That’s Why You Don’t Let Yourself Get Shot Point Blank With a Paint Ball Gun
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There’s Something About Brea Lynns Sweater
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Irina Sheik in Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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So THAT’S What 10 Billion Volts Looks Like
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Tyra Banks Has a Piece of Shit On Her Head and It Sure As Hell Ain’t No Hat
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Some Hotties From the Met Art Gala
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Nadine Coyle Cleavage
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Why Hello Web Came Carmen
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There’s Something About Beyonce Lately
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Kate Beckinsale is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Brianna Frost Rocks out to CARBON 9
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Nothing But A Tie and Boots
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Ida Ljungqvist – 2009 Playmate of The Year
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Now There’s a Prize I Wouldn’t Want in MY Happy Meal
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Russel Simmons is Gonna Take Out the Credit Card Industry
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What Have You Put in YOUR Ass?!
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Tits in the Grass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

05

May

Victoria Silvstedt’s Tits in the Sun of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the enemy because she tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out by a midget, I am not fuckin’ joking, and unfortunately, I don’t have those pictures anymore and don’t think they are anywhere to be found on the internet, but I do know that despite all the trouble she’s caused me, I still think she’s hot and I can’t help but let her whore ass back on my site, even though I know I shouldn’t bother with her. Again, the internet immitates reality, you know because I still let my fat wife in my bed despite hating her, I mean sure, she paid for the bed and the rent and I am the freeloader, but as the man, that makes me the boss.


If you want to see her in a bikini, you’ll have to follow this link, and see it on this site, because I don’t have access to the shit
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Posted in:Beach|Tits|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

05

May

RIP Motherfucker the Dom DeLuise Edition of the Day

I just heard this now, because I don’t have my finger on the pulse of pop culture, but I do sometimes get lucky enough to have my finger inside pop culture, and by pop culture I mean unsuspecting college girls who had a little too much too drink and happen to fall asleep while I am on the couch next time them, and by sometimes, I mean never.

But Dom DeLuise died in his sleep at 6 pm. He was 75. He had a good life. He was fat. He probably would have lived another 10 years if he ate a little less, exercised a little more, advice I don’t give my wife, because she’s seen her prime and I feel it’s time for her to say goodbye to this mean world.

Either way, here’s some youtube videos of him, to remind you who he is, in the event you forgot.

Here he is on Dean Martin’s Show….

Here he is with Dean Martin Again

Here he is as Pizze The Hut in Spanish

Here he is with Dom DeLuise on Johnny Carson’s Show…

Posted in:Dead|Dom DeLuise|RIP Motherfucker

2009

05

May

Heather Graham in a Busted up Farm Girl Hat of the Day

Here is Heather Graham in some into some Tom Sawyer shit but she’s lookin pretty fucking good. I guess it’s gotta do with having a lot of fucking down time to catch up on sleep or someshit, because most 39 year old women have families and shitty jobs to beat them the fuck up, while Heather Graham just gets to sit on her pile of money, do a couple movies, and relax the rest of the time like she was still a college kid with 4 month summer vacation. I guess I shouldn’t be such a hater, not because I don’t really work or do much either, or because I am not that bitter of her money and success, but because she has hot tits and I fucking love hot tits. I am easy like that.

Posted in:Cowboy Hat|Heather Graham

2009

05

May

Mischa Barton Lookin’ Great of the Day

Mischa Barton is slowly starting to look more like the kind of girl I like. All she needs to do is lose a couple of teeth. Not shower for a couple of days. Wear the same panties that she half heatedly washes in the bus station sink with handsoap, giving it the fresh scent of asshole, aids, old pussy and public washroom when it take them off with my teeth and dig in for an expensive all you can eat mean that you will remember for a lifetime when you are forced to get your tosils removed a few weeks later from the severe infection. I think I’m in love.

Posted in:Crackhead|Disgusting|Mischa Barton

2009

05

May

Kelly Ripa Rock Hard Bikini Body of the Day

I always liked Kelly Ripa. She made me laugh. She was little and kinda hot and she liked to get fucked. At least that what I assumed after she had all those kids because getting pregnant involves fucking. See, I am not as dumb as you thought.

What I don’t like is that her her body is so fuckin’ rock hard, sure I always shit on mom’s post pregnancy, for being ruined, and Kelly is no exception to the fucking rule, because instead of being doughy, she’s jacked on fuckin’ steroids and the way her tits are pulsating with testosterone off her chest is some weird fucking look.

That said, I wouldn’t mind watching her pussy flex its muscles. But that’s cuz I like pussy.

Posted in:Body|Kelly Ripa|Rock Hard

2009

05

May

Audrina and Her See Through Shirt of the Day

Audrina has a see through shirt. She is wearing it. She looks like an idiot. At least she’s got fake tits to get her through it. Good times.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|See Through

2009

05

May

T-Mobile Viral Video of the Day

Ad agencies are taking viral videos that assholes made in their backyards and posted on Youtube and modifying them to become part of their multi-million dollar ad campaigns. So when I saw this video of 13,500 people singing Hey Jude in Trafalgar Square in the UK, I felt like the internet had been raped. None of these people were paid, they are just eager 9 to 5ers trying to be part of something outrageous, but let me tell you that someone out there is making huge money off this shit and it offends me. Keep the amateur viral videos to the amateurs. Motherfuckers.

In hating on this ad, I just brought more attention to it for free. That makes me an idiot too.

Posted in:Hey Jude|T-Mobile|Video|viral

2009

05

May

Megan Fox for Esquire Magazine of the Day

This is a hot fucking video of megan fox in her underwear, rolling around in her bed. Drinking beer in a bathing suit and I really don’t have to say anything more than that. It is pretty fucking amazing stuff and I’m wating anxiously for her to start dating Lohan instead of that dude from 90210. Get back to work you fucking slackers.

Posted in:Esquire|Megan Fox