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2009

29

Apr

Cheryl Cole’s Ass for Girls Aloud of the Day

If you’re wondering why Girls Aloud have a record deal, sell concert tickets, sell albums, have a career. The answer is, Cheryl Cole and her Ass.

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ass|Cheryl Cole|Girls Alous

2009

29

Apr

Beenie Man Sings to Rihanna at the Barbados Reggae Fest of the Day

I don’t know if I mention this on the site or not, but I am into Reggae music, shit always seems to be on the radio and since I don’t have a TV, I find myself listening to it a lot and I get all down and imagine myself on the beach or some shit. I’ve liked it for a long time and even own Beenie man CDs, which is saying a lot since I don’t own anything.

I am also a huge fan of Riahnna.

So when I got an email last week about how she got up on stage without underwear while Beenie Man sang a song to her, I got excited, not so much because I like Beenie Man, but because I like Rihanna pussy. Unfortunately, the person who has the picture is not sending it around because they are scared of getting sued. I haven’t seen them either but I am lookin for some fan pictures who snapped the shit off when they were front row, but figure anyone in the front row was too busy being high and simulating sex as they danced, and that pisses me off.

Here’s the closest thing I’ve got to the pussy shots, but I’ll keep digging.

Posted in:Beenie Man|Rihanna

2009

29

Apr

Lindsay Lohan in her One-Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is still in Hawaii and she’s keeping me on my toes. It’s like I don’t know what bathing suit she’s going to hit the beach with, it’s like will she wear the bikini, will she wear the one-piece, will she wear the microbikini, will she go topless, will she get caught skinny dipping, I just know she’s gonna be caught on camera as long as she’s there. I figure she likes it, because if she didn’t, she’d be vacationing in Southeast Asia, or somewhere removed where the people have no idea who she is, because despite this whole internet thing, I’m convinced there are places where there are no paparazzi, like in my shithole apartment, I mean if she’s lookin’ for a safe haven when she gets into Montreal this weekend, no one will think to look here.

On a side note, I’ve been getting email after email about how Lohan is going to be in Montreal. I am being asked if I am going to try to sneak into the event and get some exclusive content, because Lohan in Montreal is seemingly a huge deal. I’m not really planning on it, but she is in the same venue as my Paris Hilton hustle….

So you never know what will happen, but assume nothing, because I hate crowds and I am lazy, have no hook-ups and don’t really care. But the event is going to be fucking nuts. Perez Hilton wrote about it and all the little girlies around town are out buying their Lohan dresses hoping to be her new pussy. It is all too weird to me. I think I’m going to go bowling instead.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Hawaii|Lindsay Lohan|One Piece

2009

29

Apr

Shauna Sand Party Pictures of the Day

I am not going to lie, I have no idea who Paul Heyman is. I did some quick research and found out he was involved in wrestling in the 90s, so that’s the reason why, because wrestling in the 90s is when shit got weird and every guido I knew was up on it in such an obsessed way that it was uncomfortable being around them.

I do know Shauna Sand, so when his people sent me the link to these pictures of the whore in action, rockin’ her sheer lingerie at a club, showing off her busted up nipple from botched implant operation after implant operation, because plastic surgery is what she does in her spare time, and I guess so is showing off her nipples , I had no choice but to steal them….

Unfortunately, I was sent these pictures a good 2 weeks ago, I’m just a real slow mover.

Source: HeymanHustle

Posted in:Party|Pictures|Shauna Sand

2009

29

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt Pulled It Together of the Day

I spoke too soon. These pictures lead me to believe that shes not a lazy fucking pig, but an anorexic. Now that her marriage was cancelled, the world laughed at her fatness, she started dating that Kennedy asshole from that annoying show who fucked a girl I know when he was in Montreal, a girl we terrorized after the fact because we all thought it was funny she groupied out to a guy who doesn’t deserve groupies, it was one of those “he’s a model, he’s in the local pharmacy flyers” kind of shit, only the TV and Video version.

Either way, Jennifer Love, let’s take back what we said about catching swine flu from your puss, and have you send up a signed pair of dirty panties for me to wear as a hospital mask while the rest of the world dies off, ideally leaving just you and me, the way it was meant to be. Or some shit.

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt|Lookin' Good

2009

29

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s All Dressed Up of the Day

Hey Jennifer Love Hewitt, glad you took some time to get ready and make yourself presentable. You lazy fucking pig of a girl. I’d hate to see what your underwear looks like, because this kind of outfit leads me to think disgusting, you should burn the shit, not one needs to be catching swine flu from them shits.

Posted in:Dumpy|Jennifer Love Hewitt|Pig|Slob

2009

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Swine Flu is all over the fucking news, everyone is scared and all I see is an amazing opportunity to fuck with people. Whether it is getting on the subway and coughing, while showing a friend pictures of my Mexican vacation, or renting a pig for the day and putting a pancho on the motherfucker, and sneaking into public places asking people to pet Sancho your mexican pig, I am sure there are other things you can do, because it’s a celebration, Mexico may become bankrupt over this because people won’t be visiting, but who cares, since we’ll all be dead.

Finally getting our revenge on the white man for not letting us across your borders and giving us shitty underpaid jobs gardening, taking care of your kids, working in your hotels as chambermaids and maintenance people, or in kitchens or on farms like migrant fucking workers, motherfuckers.

Here are my links

Because Being s Slut is All Relative To What You’re Doing
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Who Knew Julia Roberts Had Such an Awesomely Foul Mouth
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In An Apatow World…
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The Best Closeups of Heidi Montag’s Tits
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GET YOUR SWINE FLU SHOT TODAY!!
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Megan Foxes Esquire Preview
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German Lingerie Battle
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Whose Dad HASN’T Found a Rubber Under Their Bed?
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Deni Made My Life Better, If Only For a Minute
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How To: Fake Youre Own Death
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Two Cute Girls, One Quick Kiss
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Striptease of the Day
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Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Look Like an 80 Year Old Women For Once
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man Those Japs Sure Know How to Make Good Internet Videos
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Hef Wants Holly Back
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WHAT IN HOLY HELL HAPPENED TO KATHLEEN TURNERS FUCKING FACE?!?!?
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French Actress Christine Boisson See Through Dress
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I’m in Love With Bar Rafaeli and Her Little Black Bikini
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Jessica Biel’s Newest Movie is Straight to DVD
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God Dammit I Hate Cheryl Burke
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Ahhhhh Louise Glover
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Wanna Be All Over Erica Cambells Ass
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I’ll Take a Whole Bunch of Whatever She is On
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Hello Nikki Brookes
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Hockey Fans Love Oral
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Jacko is Prepared For Swine Flu
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Lexi Bell Gets Down
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Charlize Theron, I Love You
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Jennifer Ellison’s Tits Are Massive
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Hot Latina Masterbates
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Bar Rafaeli Could Wear a Garbage Bag and Look Hot
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Emma Stone is Bangable
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Grindhouse Girls Rock Out to Bret Michaels
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Adele Stephens is Pure Sex
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PAnic Over NYC
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Blow Job Balloons Look Kind of Awesome
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Popeyes Ran Out of Chicken and a Bunch of People Lost Their Fucking Minds
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Can Someone Explain WTF is Going On Her Please?
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Netherlands Cancel All Music Festivals Over Swine Flu
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Blowjob Balloons!
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Some Girls Jumping in Bikinis…
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Slut Wears Her Bikini With a Belt….
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Song of the Day

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

28

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Walks Around With No Pants on of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was out in Hawaii in her bathing suit bottoms and that’s so crazy you know since it’s tropical weather, there’s an ocean and she spent the entire day at the fuckin’ beach.

If you want to give me a story, have her walking around New York totally naked feeding the fucking pigeons while directing traffic or some shit, don’t give me a girl on vacation in bikini bottoms lookin’ awesome….that’s all I have to say about that….

I do have something to say about being pantsless and that is that a couple years ago I threw a pantsless party and invited everyone I know, unfortunately, I was drunk at the time and neglected the fact that everyone I know are pretty much homeless dudes, so they all came over empty handed with no pants on, smelling of piss and shit, one guy wasn’t wearing underwear and the whole thing totally backfired. The concept was to get some girls running around in panties, but again, I failed on delivery…..

Today’s been a series of repetition….

Posted in:Uncategorized

2009

28

Apr

Kim Kardashian and Her Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian was on The View pretending she knows how to work out. It was funny hearing her panting out of breath doing some really low impact shit wearing heels, like a typical short legged fat girl trying to come across sexy, delusional about what’s really going on in her pants.

I know a lot of you think she’s the dreamgirl, while I just think she’s Jennifer Hudson, so I’ll post it anyway. The only thing that woulda made this video hot would be if Whoopi was talking about her ass, but I guess it was her day off. Enjoy.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tits

2009

28

Apr

Amber Heard Topless in Some Movie of the Day

Her name is Amber Heard, she was the highschool girlfriend in Pineapple Express. She is naked in this video that is supposed to be from her new movie called the informers. I dont know anything else about her. I don’t know if she is in highschool, the fact that she’s topless leads me to think she isn’t, but the perkiness of her tits, leads me to pretend that she is.

I guess that’s the reason so many guys I know like premature babies or girls with developmental issues and that’s because they look 14 when they are 18 and by people I know, I mean you.

Personally, I am more into grandmothers and their grey, hard, leathery pussy, but only because it comes with a pension, nap time and all the baked goods my fat kid self can desire…

Posted in:Amber Heard|Informers|Topless