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2009

06

Apr

Fat Kid Rapping About Food of the Day

I don’t know why but I am really not into writing about celebrities today, so I decided to go get lunch and pretty much waste away like it was a Sunday since I am into this 2 day hangover shit, now that my liver doesn’t metabolize alcohol anymore, so I figured I’d post a fat kid rapping about food, because I was a fat kid and I am still fat and I don’t have that same relationship with food, but my wife does, and if she could, she would have married herself some cured meat or some shit. Instead she’s got me and is in need of a cure, that was a bad STD joke. We like to keep them local. You know in the vagina. I don’t know man. Hard day today is all.

Posted in:Fat Kid|Food

2009

06

Apr

Shout Out to Mexico of the Day

Some of you know I am Mexican. Sure I barely lived there, none of the culture is part of my life, but It’s still something I embrace every time I hit up the local Mexican restaurant when I try to sort out a deal on my meal. Unfortunately, the place is about as Mexican and Jessica Alba and owned by white people, staffed by South American people, and don’t really care about serving those born in a country they are exploiting.

Some of you say I don’t cover enough Mexican content, so when I saw this life changing video of a Mexican cop, I had no choice but to deliver, because in this fall to poverty that was supposed to be a rise to the top, I can’t forget my roots.

Posted in:Mexican Content

2009

06

Apr

Keepin’ Shit Classy in the Ghetto of the Day

I hate when people say that shit in the ghetto isn’t classy. Just because people are poor and strugglin’ doesn’t mean they don’t know how to be examples to society. I think this video will prove all the haters wrong and remind us that the real hell is the suburbs.

Posted in:Ghetto

2009

06

Apr

Lauren Conrad Does a Bikini With Her Boyfriend of the Day

Phony actress Lauren Conrad brought her boyfriend out to the beach and shit changed my fucking life. Actually it didn’t. It just reminded me that someone so much more useless than pretty much anyone I know can be so much more successful and well-received by the general public, despite being average at best in looks and substance, but I guess that’s just the world we’re livin’ in, at least it’s going to end in 2012, at least that’s what I read, and that means I only have a couple more years before seeing all these fuckers die, because as you know, I will survive the apocalypse, because I’m a cockroach, I just don’t have much of a cock.

Posted in:Bikini|Lauren Conrad|Top

2009

06

Apr

Venus Williams Dressed like a Gorilla in a Bikini of the Day

I was going to say that it’s not Halloween and that Venus Williams can take off her Gorilla suit, especially when at the beach, where it’s hot and could lead to some kind of heat exhaustion or death, like what happened to an old crazy lady who lived in my building and always wore snow suits in the middle of summer, because she didn’t realize it was summer, and she just ended up roasting to death in her apartment a few years ago, but then I realized that shit is just her Hulk body and remembered some of you weirdo’s find her hot, especially when she lets other girls climb up on her like she’s some kind of amusement ride.

Posted in:Gorilla|Venus WIlliams

2009

06

Apr

Amy Winehouse Family Reunion of the Day

So Amy Winehouse was finally reunited with her family members who had been packed up and shipped to the Caribbean about 8 years ago when their trainer decided to retire and head south and figured he could set up a little beach operation where he’d sell rides to tourists….and the whole thing really lifted her spirts….

It turns out that Winehouse made a little time for her new black boyfriend because he fills her ratty pussy up nicely and doesn’t mind because she pays him more than he made washing dishes at some local resort….

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|Caribbean|Horse|IRC

2009

06

Apr

Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl are Cheaters of the Day

Actor’s are full of shit. They are self absorbed liars. There is no such thing as some kind of schizophrenia that takes over them and that makes them become this whole new person who they are playing, where they take on their roll that intensely, especailly when you’re a talentless piece of shit like Ashton Kutcher who only has a career because of his looks, making him a lot like every whore who works in a bar or restaurant wearing a low cut top, only not as interesting to look at.

So when I saw these pictures of him and Katherine Heigl kissing, I felt the need to post the shit, because both these motherfuckers are married and where I come from, making out with girls for work has never been a good enough for my wife to accept, and just because I would love my wife to make out with another dude, maybe fall in love with him, and get her to leave me the fuck alone because I hate her, doesn’t mean seeing this level of adultery doesn’t offend me or my Christian morals.

Leading me to officially understand why I have always hated him, because I knew he sold his soul to the devil and was some kind of heathen, now I just have the evidence as to why he needs to be executed.

Here are the spouses…..

Here is Ashton and Katherine Heigl doing some Bikini scene, where they kept Heigl clothed, because she has a dumpy piece of shit of a body…..

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Cheaters|Katherine Heigl

2009

06

Apr

Tamara Mellon’s Still on the Beach and She’s Pickin’ Her Ass of the Day

I am bored of this Tamara Mellon bitch. I gave her love. I wrote she was a hot 40 year old multi-millionaire, designer shoe owning motherfucker. I gave her credit for not being a typical whore wallet fucking groupie and I said she had a hot tight little ass I’d like to explore like some kind of South Pole expedition in the 1940s and she never reached out, she never emailed me, she never said “hey thanks for not rippin on me despite wanting to rip me apart with your sex toy collection and other household objects”, so I am posting pictures of her picking her ass like she was the poor kid I went to school with who always had black fingers and smelled like shit, who was constant in his ass pickin’ because he didn’t have access to toilet paper because that was one of life’s luxuries and because he had some kind of ass worms from his poor hygiene, when he was probably the last person who could afford ass worms or any parasite for that matter, because his daily diet consisted of a chocolate bar.

Posted in:Ass|Beach|Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

06

Apr

Access Hollywood on Mel B’s Vegas Peep Show of the Day

I just woke up, I am still hungover from a 3 day bender with some asian dude I met from Long Beach, who hated himself for being asian, and was a really bad drunk, but who wouldn’t leave me the fuck alone. Someone sent me this Mel B behind the scenes bullshit that was on Access Hollywood Friday, where she talks about her pussy being lasered, and for you Sci-Fi idiot virgins that just means how she maintains her bush and it doesn’t mean she’s some kind of robot from the future sent to earth to satisfy you.

Posted in:Access Hollywood|Mel B|Peep Show

2009

04

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I have always wanted to be on a porn set during production. You know see the girls in action and take in how it all works. It was actually one of the requests I put in at make-a-wish foundation when I had my cancer scare a few years ago, and it really had nothing to do with being a fan of porn, because I hate the shit, and more to do with it just being the one dream I had always wanted to have come true, that always seemed just out of reach.

This week, I got invited to be on a porn set. So I guess dreams do come true, especially if you go for the low hanging fruit, the easy to accomplish, so my advice to you is dream big, but not too big, because if you aim too high, you’ll just be disappointed. So next time you have a dream, and people tell you it will never happen, think about this story.

The good news for all the haters is that now I can finally kill myself. You know since I pretty much peaked.

On a side note, I won’t be going to this pornshoot, because it is far away and I am broke, so I guess dreams don’t actually come true, but the invite was good enough for me.

Here are my stepLINKS….


If You’re Gonna the Weekend Alone, You May As Well Keep Your Hands Busy
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If Lily Allen and Lohan Wanted to Turn Heads, They Should Have At Least Made Out
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Well, a Porn Star Eating a Popsicle Certainly Made My Day Better
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Christina Milian’s Hottest Pics EVER
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Some Japanese 80’s Throwback Pranks That Are Great Cause Everything From Japan is Amazing
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Kally Monoco is Taking It All Off
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The Best Parkour Video I Have Ever Seen
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A Street Fighter Love Story
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Meet Kate J
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Should You Masterbate to Pics Of Your Own Ass?!?!?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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I Know Valentino is Supposed to Be Some Sort of Icon and All, But WTF is Up With Dude’s Face?
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On The Same Page, Sienna Miller is Lookin’ Fuck Up Too
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Madonna Got Shut the Fuck Down!!
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Victoria Beckham Panty Upskirt Throwback
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If Anybody Can COnvince Me to Recycle, It’s Jessica Stroup
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Rhianna is All Smiles
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Dina Lohan is Cougar Defined
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Megan Fox is Half Naked in DT Magazines
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Introducing Aimee Faith
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Julia is Babes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Girls Get Out of Hand
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Cheerleader or Pornstar?
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I Must Be Losing My Mind, Cause These Jessica Simpson Bikini Pics Aren’t Making Me Wanna Barf
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Keeley Hawes Cleavage
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Horny in the Bathtub
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Demi Moore Saved Some Bitch From Killing Herself
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Adriana Lima’s Sexy Victoria’s Secret Swim 2009 Pictures
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This Are Looking Up
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The Five Types of Girls You’ll Meet in a College Bar
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Deni and Iris Have a Special Kind of Friendship
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How About Some Emma Roberts
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Cop Laughs At Some Skanks Have a Cat Fight
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Elf Titties!
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Kristen Stewart is Whining Again
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The 6 Sweetest Rides in Cinematic History
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Cute Teen Josie
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BONUS!

The Bruno Trailer is Out…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS