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2009

03

Apr

Mel B is in Some Play of the Day

Scary Spice is in some play called Peep Show and she is half naked and dressed like a whore. Sure, this would have been far better if she was naked, or if she younger, but she was actually doing something that made her serious money then, not weird d-list hooker themed work, like this in the tail-end of her career, and I’m not complaining, I just wish young girls understood that 10 or 15 years down the road, they are going to be weathered whores with well traveled vagainas too, so they should stop wasting time by not wanting to have sex with dirty pigs like me and get into the fuckin’ whore hustle….

Posted in:Mel B|Scary Spice

2009

03

Apr

Paris Hilton Robot Bikini of the Day

Paris Hilton did a photoshoot where she’s wearing some stupid Lady Gaga glasses, which I guess is representative about how full of shit Paris is provided you didn’t realize that she was full of fucking shit. I am sure when they were in High School together, Paris didn’t even notice the weird, fat, mutant girl in the stupid clothes, I mean, unless it was to laugh at her, but the second she’s fucking popular, this cunt jumps on it and stains in with her dirty sticky fingers, where her gaping soul sucks anything she can monetize or get buzz from in and by gaping soul, I think you know what gaping body part I am actually talkin’ about.

Talking about her STDs or that she’s a slut is a waste of time, we already know that shit, we need to focus that she is single handedly responsible for the fall of a generation of girls, who could have amounted to be the next fucking President, but are instead fucking multiple men and their wallets, lying, doing coke, and pretty much wasting the fuck away and for that, this bitch needs to be shot.

Posted in:Bikini|Paris Hilton|Robot|Slut

2009

03

Apr

Kim Kardashian Wishes She Had Photoshop in Everyday Life of the Day

Rumor has it that Kim Kardashian is investing her porn slut money into trying to create some hollogram screen that you wear and shit makes you look photoshooped when you walk around giving off the optical illusion that she’s as tight as her magazine published pictures, you know so that her gut, thighs, ass and other fat that stems from her being a lazy fucking big, gets airbrushed out so that the public doesn’t have to be reminded of the lie she is living…..I mean I made that rumor up, but it’s something she may want to consider, because if this is what she looks like in everyday life, her line of workout DVDs are obviously a fuckin’ joke, and designed for girls fatter than her to feel like they’re doing their part at getting fit, but never giving up their pint a day ice cream addiction.

I guess who really cares, I know I don’t, but I just wrote a bad post about it, so maybe I do….

Here’s the photoshoot video….

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian|Thick

2009

03

Apr

Lohan Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Lindsay Lohan may be crazy, I don’t know her so I couldn’t really tell you what the fuck she’s into, but I do know that she’s driving around a porn producers expensive car, she’s reportedly broke and out of work, she’s pretty much admitted to being a sex addict, you know to fill the void she feels from being an empty person with no father, she’s into eating pussy, which makes porn scenes all the more interesting.

Actually, it makes life all the more interesting and if you land a girl who is into girls and interested in eating pussy and actually means it, you have got to work that angle fast, because before you know it, she’ll be off doing it with other guys and girls and all that groundwork you laid into gettin her to accept it as a possibility gets thrown the fuck out of the window and into some other asshole’s bed, before you get your taste. It’s like you spend all your time on someone, and they take that shit to share with the guy next door, before you get the chance to really appreciate what you created.

I used to bang a friend of mine’s girlfriend. When he first got with her, before I got with her, he’d complain about how bad she was in bed, how she wouldn’t let him cum in her, how she was fuckin’ standard and so he spent a solid 6 months training her to be the little slut he wanted and when he finally got her to a good place, she moved in on me because she was all sexually confident with her new found skills and he was out of town, so I got this well practiced pussy and I think it was the only time I ever came from a blowjob, it was fantastic, especially since I didn’t have to go through all the hard work, unfortunately, the aftermath when my friend found out, wasn’t quite as pleasant….

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Nipple|See Through|Shirt

2009

03

Apr

Tamara Mellon Brings Her Bikini Out One More Time of the Day


Tamara Mellon has the smallest ass on a 40 year old I think I’ve ever seen. Sure, I see these mom’s jogging, and trying their best to get a tighter body that an 18 year old heartbreaker, all the fucking time, but even in their bullshit expensive designer spandex pants, they just never manage to pull it off this good.

So I don’t know what this Tamara bitch is into, but I am guessing an eating disorder or a cocaine addiction that she can afford because she’s very rich. So girls take fucking notes because you could us a little of this.

Posted in:Bikini|Tamara Mellon

2009

03

Apr

Miley Loves Her Daddy of the Day

Here’s a little awkward father daughter moment, between Miley and Billy Ray, you know keepin’ shit country, because if he made her, she belongs to him and he can do what he wants with her and you can’t say anything about it, meddler.

It’s the kind that reminds you of that porno movie that inspired you, about the father/daughter sexual relationship that went sour when the ugly sister finds out and feels inadequate.

You know comedic gold with legendary lines like “the stuff that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn that from your mother” and “stick it in her ass Leroy, I don’t want no bastard grandbabies”.

Unfortunately, that I can’t seem to find anywhere because shit was bootleg. It’s called Sharon, was shot in ’75, takes place in Atlanta, so peep that shit out if you can, it changed my life.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Dad|Love|Miley Cyrus

2009

03

Apr

Some Pregnant Kate Moss Nipples of the Day

I am pretty hungover, something I assume Kate Moss can relate to, you know since she’s a substance abuser. I reported that she was pregnant yesterday, I mean if you can call what I do reporting, it’s more along the lines of making shit up that seems to make sense at the time, but I figured, since she’s getting fat the only logical reason would be that she let some stranger cum inside her and now she’s debating whether to keep it or not, but will probably just let nature takes it’s course, you know with her hard drinkin’, the motherfucker will either drown in her womb. Good times. Here are her hard nipples.

Posted in:Kate Moss|Nipples|Pregnant

2009

03

Apr

Lady Gaga’s Disgusting Vaginaed Friend of the Day

I hate Lady Gaga because I know she is full of shit. Her act annoys me and I hate that people buy into it. She is ugly and overcompensates. But I don’t hate her as much as I hate this nasty pussy she’s fuckin’ with.

Now I don’t care if girls get drunk and eat each other out, I actually like it, encourage it and try to get the best view I can of it, but I do mind with the girls doin’ it look like these monsters.

Let’s all hold hands and pray that AIDS gets to Gaga before another tour does.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Vagina

2009

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t really know where I live, but I assume it’s fucking hell. I was with a guy I know and some crackhead started messing with him, threatening him, acting crazy with him and I didn’t bother stepping in, because I don’t get involved in other people’s shit, but after I stepped back from my bottle, I realized the crackhead was my neighbor. I made the mistake of calling him out as my neighbor and dude fucking switched his death focus from the guy I was with and directed it at me and now I can’t go back home because he’s probably waiting for me, and I guess that’s a good thing, because I hate being home. Maybe if we’re lucky, he’ll off my wife.

Here are my links…

Just Click this Fucking Link Now and Click Follow…Seriously…You’re Making Me Look Bad…Get It Together People.
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy Thursday
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Steel Panther – Death to All But Metal
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Prank Your Friends By Making Deathly Fire Come Out of Their Tap
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Is It Me, Or Is Lohan Getting Fat Again
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Rachel Sterling Stretches Out Her Tank Top in a Very Good Ways
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What’s in YOUR Vagina?
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This Cartoon About Sex Isn’t Even in English and It’s Amazing
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May God Give Him His Car Back
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Striptease of the Day
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As If Heidi Montags Album Couldn’t Get Any Fucking Worse
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Computer Tanning
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Dina Lohan Trumps Her Own Stupidness Yet Again
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Open Up Just a Little Wider Glenn Close
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Helena Bonham Carter Disgusting Panty Upskirt
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Barron Hilton is the Newest Celeb Idiot Who is Going to Fail Upwards
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The Homer Evolution
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Stripped On French TV
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Step By Step All Over Her Body
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Scarlett Johansson is Looking Awfully Photoshopped
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Why Hello Josie!
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You Gott DO Things The Only Way You Know How
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Kylee Reece Amazingness
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Liz Hurley is Still Looking Good, But WTF is She Wearing?
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Rosie Jones and Hettie Butler Topless
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Round Ass, Pink String
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Kylie Minogue HAd Plastic Surgery and Thats Why She is Still So Bangable
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Marisa Miller/Vicky’s Secret Models Throwback
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Because Sometimes There is Only One Road You Can Take
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SOUTH PARK IS AMAZING AND HERE IS WHY
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Idiot Drops His Fiancee Engagement Ring
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This Video ia Amazing and Will Give You Seizures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gotta Love Gymnasts
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I Hate You Paris Hilton
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More Kim Kardashian Photoshop Problems – What’s Wrong With This Picture?
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Wolverine Has Been Leaked Online and The Studio is PISSED
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Top 10 Worst Soundtrack VIdeos
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Keira Knightley Fights Spousal Abuse
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Top 10 Girls Named April
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Shawn Johnson Gives Her Dancing Partner a Boner….
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You Don’t Have to Kill Yourself to Be Happy, You Just Need Cheap Pussy TO Jerk Off To
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Video of the Day -NSFW Warning-Scroll halfway to when she smokes & listen to her monologue-I am dying-so funny
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Here’s a Contest I am Posting for a friend….
 
Winner gets Rock Star treatment in Sin City! Includes two roundtrip flights to Las Vegas, hotel accommodations for two,  and two tickets to the SnoCore Tour on 5/3/09 where winner and guest will receive VIP treatment!
 
Accepting entrants until 4/2 then 64 girls will be picked by the bands and then those girls will compete against each other bracket style
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Find Me on Twitter then Press FOLLOW…..I want 100,000 Followers….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

02

Apr

What the Hell is Ryan Seacrest Doing to Miley’s Grandmother of the Day

I like grandmother’s as much as the next guy, you know, because they are usually widows, usually have money or at least a decent pension, usually make great cake, and usually can’t get pregnant because they are old and dried up, but are still horny enough to put out, if you can stomach that shit because old chicks are fucking gross to look at, but at least you know they are really experienced and have less inhibitions since they are ready to die or have early signs of dementia, making them not scared of anal or pretty much anything, and they fall asleep at 9 pm, leaving me with the night to myself to fuck with real girls, but I still don’t really get what the fuck Ryan Seacrest is doing to Miley’s grandmother’s head….

Posted in:Granny|Miley Cyrus|Ryan Seacrest