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2009

02

Apr

Katie Price Does It All of the Day

Katie Price is like a fucking machine, not only does she have retarded big tits, but she also knows how to hold video cameras, I was gonna ask what can’t this bitch do, but she just answered my question, and that answer is…she can do fucking everything. I don’t know what I am saying, I mean Katie Price doesn’t inspire me, but if you’re a useless slut with tits, she should be your fucking leader…

Posted in:Katie Price|Reality Show

2009

02

Apr

Jessica Biel Plays a Stripper of the Day

So Jessica Biel plays a stripper in her next movie and here’s some Access Hollywood segment that they did on her practicing for her role, because I guess stripping is a tough fucking job, that’s why every stripper I’ve met has been really intelligent, focused, talented and fit, and by all those things, I mean, a slut. It seems like Biel put a little too much effort trying to figure all this stripping thing out, when it is all really simple, all you have to do is take off your fucking clothes.

If I was Biel, I wouldn’t worry about her broad shoulders too much, there’s a strip club around here I used to go to that always had two female body builders on staff. They’d get on stage and do chin-ups, sit-ups, push-ups and make their titty do that pec dance, and they seemed to get constant fuckin’ work.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Stripper

2009

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was on Twitter today messaging Heidi Montag about her song. This is what I wrote:

@heidimontag Your “new single” is the best april’s fool joke yet

@heidimontag proves that just because they let you in the studio doesn’t mean you should sing ….

@heidimontag seriously, did you hire autistic kids with pots and pans and synths to produce that track, what is that garbage?

@questlove and @heidimontag – Do I hear a Collab?!?

@spencerpratt How embarrassed are you of you chick’s music-I know you have to pretend it’s amazing to her face-but you know it’s pure crap

Then she said she was pregnant and that it was a boy….

@heidimontag we know you aren’t pregnant-you can knock off the april fools jokes-your song was enough funny for one april fools day-save it

@perezhilton you would totally know if she was pregnant since her fake souless ass is your fake souless ass’ BFF-You fucking groupie

She never answered, she’s too busy suckin’ up to Perez. Cunt. I know those of you on twitter aren’t down with twitter talk, it’s kinda fuckin’ lame, I get that, but twitter is everywhere, you can’t fight it. They talk about it on The View. It’s on…..

Here are my links, they don’t let me down, like Montag does to everyone she knows….

Sluts Won’t Ever Give You The Time of Day, So Why Not Find One On The Internet Who Gets Paid To…
GO

Miss Universe is Hot, But I’ll Be Damned If She Has a Brain in Her Heads
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FIRRRRRRRRRST!!
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The Nine Hottest English Women
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Who Knew Dallas Could Be So AWesome
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Where Have Jennifer Aniston’s Tits Gone
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Chuck Norris Versus Bear Fight to the Death!
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Life is Hard for a White Boy
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Squeal Happy Whores, The Musical
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emily Booth is Oiled Up and Ready to Go
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Striptease of the Day
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Katie Price is Mother of the Year
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Britney Treats Her Massie Thighs to Some Starbucks
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Urinal Segway Amazingness
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Sarah Conner’s Ass Crack
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I’d Totally Stick My Peen in Jaime Alexander
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Was Wondering Where This Lesbian Was
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Amanda Seyfried is Like a Tinkerbell I Would Stick My Dick Intos
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Now That’s How You Play Ping Pong Mother Fuckers
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Carlie Banks and Angie Get It On
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Sacha Grey Takes It Hardcore
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Here’s a Shitload of April Fools Pranks – Video
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Fun With Nip Slips
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They Should Have Let Ashley Tisdale Drive Home Drunk and Kill Herself
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Here’s Some Nelly Furtado, Cause I Don’t Know What the Fuck She is Up to Lately
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Lucy Rebecca Has Some Big Ol’ Tits
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Are Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Retarded?
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Lady Gaga and Her ‘Show My ASs Tour’ Invade Boston
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Simi Likes Things Pink
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David Letterman is Amazing
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Only in Japan…
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All Dildos Are Created Equal
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I Hate You John Mayer
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More Star Trek is Sure to Make a Homo Like You Happy
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Chick Fiiiiiights
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Drunkenspring Break Facebook Photos
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Tori Spelling Is Anorexic….Or Maybe Her Head is Just Getting Bigger….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Tits on Photobucket….
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Find Me on Twitter then Press FOLLOW…..I want 100,000 Followers….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

01

Apr

Britney Spears for Candie’s of the Day

Who the fuck is Candie’s trying to fool with these Britney pics? We get it, April Fools, good one, cocksuckers.

That’s almost as bad as Heidi Montag saying she’s pregnant on Twitter, but a little more creative, you know you actually had to get some asshole scraping off the layers of fat on photoshop, while Montag was just being the unoriginal cunt she is.

Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies

2009

01

Apr

Some Wrestling Sluts Promoting Some Wrestlemania Shit of the Day

Wrestling Chicks are not hot. They are disgusting. They don’t make a real case or justify the fact that you sit at home with your buddies watching half naked dudes greased the fuck up, bumpin’ cocks with each other, in positions you wouldn’t catch me in with another man. You know you can’t drop the whole “but the chicks are hot”, because dude, they don’t look like chicks, they look like some bad fucking rendition of something that may have a vagina, but a vagina I wouldn’t really want to get to know on a personal level, and I have no fucking standards, so maybe it’s time to pack it in, slip out of that rock shirt and into a Hugo Boss suit, maybe get your hair cut at an expensive salon, and accept that you’re white trash ass is a fucking homo.

Posted in:Divas|Wrestlemania

2009

01

Apr

Christian Slater’s Ex- Rockin’ Out on the Beach of the Day

Her name is Tamara Mellon and I was going to rip into her for being a fame fuckin’ whore who recently got dumped by Christian Slater and is now using his handout to go on vacation and clear her groupie whore mind, but I accidentally googled her and found out that she’s ridiculously successful. She was an editor a Vogue, started a shoe company called Jimmy Choo and if I know what that shit is, it means it’s big. Celebs love the shit, money grubbin’ wallet fuckers love the shit, rich kids on coke love the shit, Jimmy Choo is huge.

So I guess it is possible, women can make it in the world, I’m sure there’s more to this story, I mean she must have fucked someone, somewhere along the line, I mean I know I wouldn’t turn down her 40 year old ass if it came knockin’ at my door for a small investment, unfortunately all I can afford is a jar of Sea Shells my wife brought back from her Florida retreat 2 years ago, I mean that and the magical fingers, if you have the ability to ignore smells and permantent lesions and stains. Oh baby, am I turning you on yet???

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Christian Slater|Ex

2009

01

Apr

Jordan Bratman’s Pussy Buys Lingerie of the Day

I did a post on panty shopping yesterday. How many times can a man admit his weakness or fetish or whatever the fuck you want to call getting off to watching girls I don’t know buy underwear. You’d think Aguilera would have a sponsorship set up, maybe free underwear shipped to her monthly, because got knows she goes through them like toilet paper, that drippy bitch. I guess she’s out trying to be sexy, you know to turn on her man, since she’s got all fat from the last pregancy and feels like shit about herself, smoke and mirrors and lingerie may do the fuckin’ trick. I guess she doesn’t realize that before her, dude was locked in his basement watching porn and fucking household objects before becoming rich, you know, cuz if she did, she probably wouldn’t have married him.

Here’s a video of her shopping on Melrose….

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Lingerie

2009

01

Apr

Short and Thick Pussy Feeling Herself Up of the Day

When I look at Hayden Panettiere, I just can’t help but imagine how strong her vagina is. Like can it carry bricks and help build a village for a small African tribe, or is all her muscle in her shoulder. Would fucking her result in getting your dick ripped the fuck off and used as a tampon, or would it be a magical experience you’d expect from getting with a dirty little elf. Would cumming on her chest be one of those things that emotionally scars you, you know leading to dreams of sex with 12 year old boys, because you can’t figure out if it was Hayden, or her boyish attributes that finished you off…..

Either way, here she is feeling herself up, because I guess guys know better than to get too close to her, because either way, she’s just a little too tough, like leather.

Posted in:Feel Up|Hayden Panettiere|Up-shirt

2009

01

Apr

Russell Brand in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I always write about girls in see through tops, I figure why not switch it up a bit, you know and show off Russell Brand wearing whatever the fuck he’s wearing, but definitely shouldn’t be wearing, but assume it’s part of his long hair, sexually ambiguous, wordy bullshit comedy act that is kind of irritating as shit, and kind of funmy at the same time, because this skinny motherfucker could double as a woman if you got him in the right position and I know you like that. Gaylord.

Posted in:Russell Brand|See Through|Shirt

2009

01

Apr

Some Dirty Tits and Pussy Out in Public of the Day

Shauna Sand is a product of her plastic surgeon’s April Fools joke. You know, he got a little carried away, she was forced to live with it for the rest of her life, at least she’s gone along with it, you know getting a fake tan, fake hair, playing the part of a beat up stripper on a slow night, when she probably would be better off moving to an arab country and covering the fuck up.

Here are her disgusting tits, pornstars who read this (who am I kidding, pornstars can’t read), this is what you have to look forward to….

Posted in:Pussy|Shauna Sand|Tits