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2009

01

Apr

Brian Austin Green’s Hot Cunt Holdin Her Shirt Closed of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox trying to hold her tits in her shirt because she doesn’t want all you perverts who have been waiting to see that shit for the last 2 years she’s been around, to see it and realize that she’s got no nipples, or that one is totally uneven from the other, or that she’s all nipple, or that she is actually a man, or god fuckin’ knows what, but there’s not way there’s nothing seriously wrong with this girl. Everyone balances out, if you’re ugly or fat, you’re usually sweet or funny, and at least one thing on your is attractive, you know like your eyes, or maybe you have a tight pussy or something, but when you’re superficially pretty fuckin’ perfect lookin in clothes, you know that the second the clothes come off, there’s a pussy lip the size of a fuckin grocery bag, before they made you buy reusable bullshit to save the fuckin’ world, and that’s why she’s still with Brian Austin Texas, because motherfucker’s learned to accept the male genitilia in her asshole, or whatever her fuckin’ mutation I know she has is.

Here’s a video of her taking the paparazzi home with her….

Posted in:Brian Austin Green|Hot|Megan Fox|Slut|Tits

2009

01

Apr

My Internet Girlfriend Showing Off her Tits to An Event She Didn’t Invite Me To of the Day

I have an internet relationship with Lydia Hearst, at least I like to think it’s actually Lydia Hearst, because it validates that what I do is actually read, while Twitter reminds me everyday that no one gives a fuck about what I do or have to say, so I go off on long conversations about life, the weather, my relationship with my wife, how I got drunk and slapped a girl I don’t knows ass or paid that bum 2 dollars to flash me his dick, and she always comes through with a little LOL, or response that makes me feel like she cares, and I don’t even mind that it is actually some 45 year old motherfuckin’ weirdo, or 13 year old Indonesian chick who is a fan of Hearst who created a fake profile, and uploaded random Google Images, in a creepy way, is the person I am actually talking to, because that’s how lonely I am.

Here’s Lydia at an event she didn’t invite me to, showing off some tit, but not showing off some tit for me.

Posted in:Internet Girlfriend|Lydia Hearst

2009

01

Apr

Enrique’s Skinny Ass of the Day

Here’s everyone’s favorite child sex trade escape artist, turned to sport at 9 instead of being a 65 year old man’s little wives, Anna Kournikova. She’s looking nice and skinny, reminiscent of communist Russia, when she would have to wait in line for a stale loaf of bread designated to feed her family of 6 for 3 weeks, or maybe like some Russian Jews after rockin’ the concentration camp a few months and I like it. It’s that level of starvation that screams desperation, you know like “help me mister, I’m so fuckin’, hungry”, pretty much giving you the okay to fuck her throat, making her gag, but never making her puke since her stomach is empty….not that I have ever made a girl gag, I’m just not built like that, but you get what I am sayin, she’s skinny and I like it. Leave me alone.

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Ass|Skinny

2009

01

Apr

Boris Becker’s Big Breasted Skinny Assed Fiance of the Day

Her name is Sharley Kerssenberg and she’s a “model”. I guess by model they mean ex-stripper with the stupid fucking tits, which is more than I’d expect from a pro tennis player, since you know those white shorts make them look like breasts are the last thing on their mind, you know because they are so distracted thinking about the after game shower with their doubles partner. I used to work at a tennis club and people who play tennis piss me off. They treat the migrant work like shit and they can all go fuck themselves. Including Boris Becker, when he’s not too busy trying to overcompensate with tits to prove he’s not into ass fucking men.

Posted in:Boris Becker|Breasts|Sharlely Kerssenberg|Skinny Ass|Slut

2009

01

Apr

Luke Worrall’s Sea Pig of a Fiance is on the Beach of the Day

You know Kelly Osbourne’s future husband isn’t straight right? I mean look at the motherfucker, he’s a male model who looks like Sam Ronson and there’s no doubt in my mind he sucks dick, the real deciding factor is how he frolicks with Kelly Osbourne like he actually fucks her, when everyone knows that no one in their right mind would fuck her. Sure, we’d pay 10 dollars entrance fee at the aquarium to see the sea pig in her natural habitat, but we’d never stick our dick in it. Obviously, homie is an opportunist and when you’re Kelly Osbourne, that’s just the nature of all your “boyfriends”, so get used to it and hit the fucking treadmill, or get back on drugs, you’re fucking disgusting.

Posted in:Beach|Kelly Osbourne

2009

01

Apr

Some Public Pussy on a Private Beach of the Day

If you’re wondering why Pam Anderson is so good at sewing, it’s from all the practice she’s had mending her torn cunt…you know so her uterus doesn’t fall out…since she’s a dirty fucking slut…true story.

Posted in:Pam Anderson|Sewing|Slut|Tits

2009

01

Apr

Some Halle Berry Youtube Bullshit of the Day

I am taking the day off updating the site today….April Fool…i’m just fucking lazy…here’s some Halle Berry youtube video from some Ellen Bullshit that is doing the internet rounds, last year I went to the trouble of redirecting the site to Disney.com, this year I don’t give a fuck, but I’ll be back to post more in a minute, as long as my Lymphoma doesn’t kick me in the ass and force me to nap. April Fool. Cancer jokes are always funny, just ask Jade Goody. What too soon?

Posted in:Halle Berry

2009

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a drinking problem. I can go a day or two without drinking, but the second I have a chance to pour whatever the fuck I can down my throat I take it. Last week was one of those nights, and it turns out that I got a little messy. I was told earlier today that I went up to a random girl, lifted up her skirt, slapped her ass, asked her about her hipster bush, and told her obviously angry boyfriend that I was going to kill him. I don’t know if that really happened, but it seems like a pretty insane story that no one would just make up to fuck with you, but I really have no memory of this shit, but I can say it is both my proudest moment and a pretty humiliating moment, so to the girl i molested, don’t blame me, blame my alcoholic gene.

Here are my links for the day….

When it Comes to Getting Off, I’m Not One to Judge….
GO

Lezzie Sex at an All Girls School!!!
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Do the Mega Man Rap!
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The Hottest Import Model Tits You’ll Ever See
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Real Life Japanese Super Mario
GO

Brooke Hogan Is Cougar-ish
GO

Somethings Are No Laughing Matter
GO

Zafira is All I Want in Life, But That is Asking a Lot
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Some Fun With 1-900 Numbers
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Striptease of the Day
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Megan Fox Became a Cougar Overnight WTF
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Angelina Jolie Continues Her Attempt to Re-Create It’s a Small World in Her Living Room
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Paris Hilton Hates Queen Latifah But Everyone Hates Paris Hilton, So Whatever
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Aubrey O’Day See Through
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Drew Barrymore on a Magazine Cover is Always Nice
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I Had Forgotten How Bad I Wanna Stick My Penis in Shakira
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when Push Comes To Shove, You Just Won’t Do It On Your Own
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Avril Lavigne, I Hate You
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Kellie Pickler WTF?
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Malin Akerman for Maxim
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A Fashion Show Without Clothes is My Kind of Fashion Show
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Self Pleasing Office Slut
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Victoria is Perfect
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Take a Look At Heidi Klum’s Ass
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All Baby Birds Have to Leave the Next One Day
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Why Hello Nadia Hilton
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Please God Let Lohan Get Into Porn
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Rachel Stevens Lingerie
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Caroline Keeps It Simple and Shows Off Her Ass
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You All I Know I Think Pregnant Bitches Are Disgusting, But Something ABout Nicole Richie is Just Doing It For Me
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Christina Milian WTF?
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Shay Laren and Ashlynn Brooke Shower Together
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Raquel Welch in a 1965 Ad Wearing a 1965 Bathing Suit….
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Oh Shit…Gaga May Be On Drugs…Who Cares….
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Some Bettie Page Throwback Ass
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Play This Online Game Called The Prodigy
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Funny Sex Shop AD
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Rosie Jones & Hettie Butler – Topless – “Rosie Vs Hettie” Front Magazine
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Kourtney Kardashian Makes Up for Her Other Two Beast Sisters
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Tina Turner Has Still Got It
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Party Time!!!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Naked Asain
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Follow Me on Twitter – Because I Was Born For This Shit….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

31

Mar

Kelly Osbourne is the Hot Kiss of the Week of the Day

Here’s a picture to end my afternoon, hoping that it makes all of you never want to kiss any other living thing again. Not that kissing is a real option, you prostitute budget never gets you the Girlfriend Experience, it’s all Pretty Woman for you, no mouth to mouth action on the motherfucker, but when you see Osbourne kissing some Sam Ronson lookin’ motherfucker, who she’s actually going to be marrying, you realize that maybe it’s better off that way.

Posted in:Disgusting|Hot Kiss|Kelly Osbourne

2009

31

Mar

Avril Lavigne is Drunk and Dressed Like a 14 Year Old of the Day

There was a time where I’d find dressing my girlfriend like a 14 year old girl hot, you know in the school uniform, that she wore just a few years earlier, that she’d jump on my dick wearing and calling me her dirty teacher/pricipal/janitor/whatever she was vibing on, but that was before all 14 year old girls started dressing like fucking emo skateboard dudes, in stupid t-shirts and all over print hoodies, with lame tattoos and lip rings, and asymmetrical faggot haircuts, you know because dressing up your girl like one of those may make you a creepy fag into twinks, and not so into dressing your girl like your wholesome teenage fantasy.

So seeing Avril Lavigne, just reminds me of Halloween or Role Playing or other similar shit that is not as hot as either of those things, but at least she’s drunk, because it helps you visualize draggin’ her out of the club by her hair, you know holdin’ it down like a rapist.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Drunk|Emo|Teen